I am just going to continue being weird and mean on purpose

[apiphile]

Life continues to be. I am genuinely concerned about the amount of fluid in my not-titties after comparing with the photos from just after surgery, and will therefore call the number I was given on Monday, when it is less inconvenient for all involved, and leave a message demanding to know how much is the right amount of. "fluid". Which, in

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[wolfy_writing]

Internal bleeding is a good reason to cut down on the debauchery.

...unless you can cause a GLITTERSPLOSION again. Because GLITTERSPLOSION!!!

[apiphile]

You say this like I'm going to do that, at all. I mean. I would really like my blood to be in places where it is meant to be, either IN VASCULAR TISSUE or IN A BUCKET SOMEWHERE but I also have to drink a lot and dance until my feet hurt (oh god do they fucking hurt today) because it's very dark all the time and if I stop dancing I will die.

Honestly this is such an important moment I think I may have to divide my life by it. There was Before I Discovered I Can Explode Bags Of Glitter and there is now After, which is a heady and exciting and very craft-herpes-laden time.

[wolfy_writing]

Doing the thing that's least likely to end in death is for the best. At least you called the doctor.

It's going to be one of those archetypal moments of human history, like when Francis Crick dropped acid.

[apiphile]

Not yet, but I will on Monday.

He did what now

[wolfy_writing]

Francis Crick dropped acid, saw some snakes, and was all "DNA is a double helix!"

[apiphile]

Derek Des Anges exploded some glitter and something something bigotry is over

[wolfy_writing]

Great moments in human history!