COPYPASTED WHOLESALE:
humans wishing to join me in marking this exciting event on the evening of the 28th of october in london hmu in my ask for location [MESSAGE ME] ; humans unable to attend but DESPERATELY GUILTY AS YOU SHOULD BE FOR PRIORITISING ANYTHING OVER ME EVER, please consider the following MIGHTY GIFTS:
- go review one or all of my books/buy my books/talk to your friends fannishly about my books/buy my books for your friends/all of the preceding
- if this gives you stage fright for some undefinable reason, here is a stupid list of crap that i vaguely want
however option 1. is much more welcome than option 2. and will also cost you less/nothing.
(also if you want to show up and drink sticky mixed drinks at my face and tell everyone you know how entirely tolerable and very purchasable my books are that’s like, the best option)