Fragments from other social media:
considered making myself a "gay disaster" t-shirt but have accepted that most people can tell that about me without the need for advertising. otoh it would be nice to have a whole line, like "bi catastrophe" and "straight muddle" and "lesbian embarrassment" or "ace calamity".
compliments: yay // they're just SAYING THAT THEY DON'T MEAN IT
praise with a little constructive criticism: i am the worst person and should never do the thing ever again
outright negativity: SUCKS TO BE YOU BECAUSE ACTUALLY I AM EXCELLENT AT [THING]
Reasons for not going to the gym:
1. The binder makes it too hard to exercise and breathe at the same time.
2. I am nervous of The Genders
3. I don't know any gym etiquette and will do something wrong and be forced to commit suicide.
4. I don't know how to use anything and will break something or have to ask someone and thus death.
5. I will make a tit of myself.
6. I'm a fat pear and will embarrass everyone.
7. My local gym is full of literal murderers.
8. Also hot men in small clothes while I am a GAY DISASTER.
Reasons for going to the gym:
1. For fuck's SAKE DEREK
compliments: yay // they're just SAYING THAT THEY DON'T MEAN IT
praise with a little constructive criticism: i am the worst person and should never do the thing ever again
outright negativity: SUCKS TO BE YOU BECAUSE ACTUALLY I AM EXCELLENT AT [THING]
Reasons for not going to the gym:
1. The binder makes it too hard to exercise and breathe at the same time.
2. I am nervous of The Genders
3. I don't know any gym etiquette and will do something wrong and be forced to commit suicide.
4. I don't know how to use anything and will break something or have to ask someone and thus death.
5. I will make a tit of myself.
6. I'm a fat pear and will embarrass everyone.
7. My local gym is full of literal murderers.
8. Also hot men in small clothes while I am a GAY DISASTER.
Reasons for going to the gym:
1. For fuck's SAKE DEREK