Oh yeah. I mean technically I think he was what the gays call a Daddy rather than a Bear but I liked the alliteration.
this stuff. It tastes like somewhere between medicine and the thing that you taste in your mouth after medicated half-puke. But it is water, technically, and it contains a lot of protein with nothing else, so I can rehydrate and sort of any protein deficit in one go.
You need like a nice suit, a cat you can stroke dramatically, and wings, so you can be all "I'm the Fairy Godfather!" (And yes, I'm sure other people have made that joke.)
Yeah, "Bit by a Bear" sounds cool, like if Chuck Tingle decided to write something mainstream.
...that may be the only blackcurrant-flavored thing I have zero desire to drink.
Actually I think one of my friends wrote an entire novel about what was effectively the Fae mafia so yes. ;)
I was borderline in with the opportunity for POUNDED IN THE ASS BY but frankly it seemed rude to abandon Fiona and I'm scared of a) all men ever and b) my girlfriend doing a murder on me.
I am sorry to have introduced you to its existence.
Ooh! (Am revising story one of That Fairy Fic series with an eye towards shopping it around magazines/eventually self-publishing. Currently on fence as to whether the stripped-down version is better, because of less unnecessary, or more confusing, because of less scene-setting. It's also more id-ficcy than I remembered.)
Yeah, that's three good reasons.
If it's ever a choice between that and literally dying of protein deficiency, I'll keep it in mind.
You are totally a one-man pride parade. And like a fairy godfather, sharing the joy of glitter with little boys.
I was briefly confused on the "bitten by bears" thing, then I remembered the multiple senses of the word.
Protein water?
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Oh yeah. I mean technically I think he was what the gays call a Daddy rather than a Bear but I liked the alliteration.
this stuff. It tastes like somewhere between medicine and the thing that you taste in your mouth after medicated half-puke. But it is water, technically, and it contains a lot of protein with nothing else, so I can rehydrate and sort of any protein deficit in one go.
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Yeah, "Bit by a Bear" sounds cool, like if Chuck Tingle decided to write something mainstream.
...that may be the only blackcurrant-flavored thing I have zero desire to drink.
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I was borderline in with the opportunity for POUNDED IN THE ASS BY but frankly it seemed rude to abandon Fiona and I'm scared of a) all men ever and b) my girlfriend doing a murder on me.
I am sorry to have introduced you to its existence.
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Yeah, that's three good reasons.
If it's ever a choice between that and literally dying of protein deficiency, I'll keep it in mind.
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