The bike is called Yersinia pestis, after the plague bacteria.
MY FUCKING FUCKING HEADPHONES FUCKING BROKE THE WORLD IS ACTUALLY OUT TO GET ME I NEED THOSE TO WORK AND NOT GO INSANE MY FUCKING IPOD ALREADY BROKE STOP TRYING TO FORCE ME INTO CONVERSATION YOU BASTARDS
pro: I just ate a shitload of free food that was, strictly speaking, for students:
Vendor: "What's that on your arms?"
Me: "Evidence of a sad childhood."
Vendor: "Oh... really?"
Me: "Much happier now. Can I have some of your rocky road?"
Vendor: "Take as much as you want."
Also today a coworker claimed Pepsi causes cancer and Holly came magnificently close to calling her a fucking moron to her face. There was a TONE and it's one I am more used to hearing from me when I'm an inch from throwing furniture.
Y. pestis gets a minivacation. I will have a pootle at the weekend for practice sake and improvement of confidence but I have done enough lifting and carrying of a 20kg bike and have enough bruises and apologies to other commuters and enough cries of "I'M IN THE BIKE LANE FUCK OFF OUT OF THE BIKE LANE" at vans for the time being.
pro: I just ate a shitload of free food that was, strictly speaking, for students:
Vendor: "What's that on your arms?"
Me: "Evidence of a sad childhood."
Vendor: "Oh... really?"
Me: "Much happier now. Can I have some of your rocky road?"
Vendor: "Take as much as you want."
Also today a coworker claimed Pepsi causes cancer and Holly came magnificently close to calling her a fucking moron to her face. There was a TONE and it's one I am more used to hearing from me when I'm an inch from throwing furniture.
Y. pestis gets a minivacation. I will have a pootle at the weekend for practice sake and improvement of confidence but I have done enough lifting and carrying of a 20kg bike and have enough bruises and apologies to other commuters and enough cries of "I'M IN THE BIKE LANE FUCK OFF OUT OF THE BIKE LANE" at vans for the time being.