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[apiphile]

A short poem about everyone on the internet:

you are all bastards
your opinions are wrong
i am annoyed that you won't buy my stuff
or worship me as a god
please die.

A short poem about work:

cut my hours goddamn it want to write a book
also sleep would be nice i really miss sleeping
look i like it and i like you
but i have pretty much run out of patience now.

A short poem about my domestic life:

my boyfriend made fun of the way i eat jelly
so i bleated with my mouth full
until neither he nor my girlfriend
could stop crying with laughter
i win fuck you.