I worry about us.
Liza: i can't remember who sleipnir's babydaddy is
Del: nor can i
Liza: is it thor i hope it's thor
Del: to google!
Liza: already there
Liza: However, Loki had "such dealings" with Svaðilfari that "somewhat later" Loki gave birth to a grey foal with eight legs; the horse Sleipnir, "the best horse among gods and men."[10]
Liza: so
Liza: loki banged a horse
Liza: and had a baby
Liza: norse fuckers
Del: "such dealings" is the best euphemism for ponyplay
Liza: "somewhat later"
Del: THE NEXT MORNING, LOKI SHAT OUT A SPIDERFOAL
Del: which his fosterdad nicked to be his steed
Liza: were they unsure on the gestational period of an 8-legged spiderfoal
Del: I don't think there's a precedent for MPreg spiderhorsies.
Liza: inside a jotunn
Liza: apparently the myth implies that loki turns himself into a ladyhorse and thus sleipnir
Del: ... oh that is less weird
Del: apart from the whole"craving equine dong" thing
Liza: i think it was more of a desperate ploy to save his butt from the wrath of the gods
Liza: and the norse gods apparently didn't have horse condoms
Del: wait was this pony sex consensual
Del: or did it just nail him
Liza: wikipedia is unclear
Liza: about the consensuality of sleipnir's conception
Del: i really like the idea of loki giving birth orally
Liza: spitting up babies like a ciclid
Del: vomiting massive babies
Del: hoarking up spiderhorses
Liza: left and right, spiderhorses and three-eyed ravens and extremely pretty full-grown men and Liza: women with assorted genitalia
Liza: i bet thor fucks his bastards sometimes
Liza: we are wrong in the head
Del: i bet thor is inexplicably attracted to his children
Del: and i also bet that loki only ever gets pregnant from giving head
Liza: WHY AM I IRRESISTABLY DRAWN TO THIS GIANT PIG WITH WINGS
Liza: THOR STOP FUCKING YOUR PIGCHILD
Liza: WHY DID WE HAVE A PIGCHILD WITH WINGS
Liza: CHICKEN AND BACON FOR DINNER THAT NIGHT
Liza: THAT'S WHY
Liza: I SUCKED YOUR GODLY WANG AND THEN ATE CHICKENWINGS AND BACON
Liza: help i can't stop
Liza: sentient winged pigchild
Liza: to go with spiderpony and strangely-wanged women
Liza: i bet he gets knocked up as a lady a lot
Liza: and tries being ladypregnant ONCe and decides that doing the apocalyptic blood spray or mouthbithing is much easier
Del: liza you are not allowed caffeine any more
EDIT: This appears to have inspired Theresa:
Del: nor can i
Liza: is it thor i hope it's thor
Del: to google!
Liza: already there
Liza: However, Loki had "such dealings" with Svaðilfari that "somewhat later" Loki gave birth to a grey foal with eight legs; the horse Sleipnir, "the best horse among gods and men."[10]
Liza: so
Liza: loki banged a horse
Liza: and had a baby
Liza: norse fuckers
Del: "such dealings" is the best euphemism for ponyplay
Liza: "somewhat later"
Del: THE NEXT MORNING, LOKI SHAT OUT A SPIDERFOAL
Del: which his fosterdad nicked to be his steed
Liza: were they unsure on the gestational period of an 8-legged spiderfoal
Del: I don't think there's a precedent for MPreg spiderhorsies.
Liza: inside a jotunn
Liza: apparently the myth implies that loki turns himself into a ladyhorse and thus sleipnir
Del: ... oh that is less weird
Del: apart from the whole"craving equine dong" thing
Liza: i think it was more of a desperate ploy to save his butt from the wrath of the gods
Liza: and the norse gods apparently didn't have horse condoms
Del: wait was this pony sex consensual
Del: or did it just nail him
Liza: wikipedia is unclear
Liza: about the consensuality of sleipnir's conception
Del: i really like the idea of loki giving birth orally
Liza: spitting up babies like a ciclid
Del: vomiting massive babies
Del: hoarking up spiderhorses
Liza: left and right, spiderhorses and three-eyed ravens and extremely pretty full-grown men and Liza: women with assorted genitalia
Liza: i bet thor fucks his bastards sometimes
Liza: we are wrong in the head
Del: i bet thor is inexplicably attracted to his children
Del: and i also bet that loki only ever gets pregnant from giving head
Liza: WHY AM I IRRESISTABLY DRAWN TO THIS GIANT PIG WITH WINGS
Liza: THOR STOP FUCKING YOUR PIGCHILD
Liza: WHY DID WE HAVE A PIGCHILD WITH WINGS
Liza: CHICKEN AND BACON FOR DINNER THAT NIGHT
Liza: THAT'S WHY
Liza: I SUCKED YOUR GODLY WANG AND THEN ATE CHICKENWINGS AND BACON
Liza: help i can't stop
Liza: sentient winged pigchild
Liza: to go with spiderpony and strangely-wanged women
Liza: i bet he gets knocked up as a lady a lot
Liza: and tries being ladypregnant ONCe and decides that doing the apocalyptic blood spray or mouthbithing is much easier
Del: liza you are not allowed caffeine any more
EDIT: This appears to have inspired Theresa: