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Rivers of London review
Fic rec
When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he did not say EAT ME. Misfits, Kelly/Probation-Worker-played-by-Craig-Parkinson,-who-for-the-purposes-of-this-story-is-called-Shaun, Mature/nsfw.
Most of what I've learnt today is that I am dangerous to myself and others when bored, if you define dangerous as "very irritating".
The Boroughs of London read like a lullaby:
City of London, City of Westminster, Kensington and Chelsea, Hammersmith and Fulham, Wandsworth, Lambeth, Southwark, Tower Hamlets, Hackney, Islington, Camden, Brent, Ealing, Hounslow, Richmond upon Thames, Kingston upon Thames, Merton, Sutton, Croydon, Bromley, Lewisham, Greenwich, Bexley, Havering, Barking and Dagenham, Redbridge, Newham, Waltham Forest, Haringey, Enfield, Barnet, Harrow, Hillingdon
me: Man, people love it when Sherlock is anti-social and rude and abusive to everyone who isn't his friends but they HATE it when I do it.
Liza: it's because you're not a horsefaced asexual fashion whore
me: I MIGHT BE
me: THEY DON'T KNOW THAT
Liza: STOP BEING MAD AT ME I'M *REALLY* SHERLOCK
me: STOP BEING MAD AT ME I REALLY DID FAKE MY OWN DEATH AND BREAK MY BEST FRIEND'S HEART BUT IT'S OKAY I TOTALLY MARRIED HIM AND DID BABYMAKING BUMSEX
Liza: AND I AM REALLY MORIARTY
Liza: I LET SEBASTAIN MORAN BUTTFUCK ME WITH A PISTOL THEN I PISTOLWHIP HIM WITH THE POOPY END
Rivers of London review
Fic rec
When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he did not say EAT ME. Misfits, Kelly/Probation-Worker-played-by-Craig-Parkinson,-who-for-the-purposes-of-this-story-is-called-Shaun, Mature/nsfw.
Most of what I've learnt today is that I am dangerous to myself and others when bored, if you define dangerous as "very irritating".
The Boroughs of London read like a lullaby:
City of London, City of Westminster, Kensington and Chelsea, Hammersmith and Fulham, Wandsworth, Lambeth, Southwark, Tower Hamlets, Hackney, Islington, Camden, Brent, Ealing, Hounslow, Richmond upon Thames, Kingston upon Thames, Merton, Sutton, Croydon, Bromley, Lewisham, Greenwich, Bexley, Havering, Barking and Dagenham, Redbridge, Newham, Waltham Forest, Haringey, Enfield, Barnet, Harrow, Hillingdon
me: Man, people love it when Sherlock is anti-social and rude and abusive to everyone who isn't his friends but they HATE it when I do it.
Liza: it's because you're not a horsefaced asexual fashion whore
me: I MIGHT BE
me: THEY DON'T KNOW THAT
Liza: STOP BEING MAD AT ME I'M *REALLY* SHERLOCK
me: STOP BEING MAD AT ME I REALLY DID FAKE MY OWN DEATH AND BREAK MY BEST FRIEND'S HEART BUT IT'S OKAY I TOTALLY MARRIED HIM AND DID BABYMAKING BUMSEX
Liza: AND I AM REALLY MORIARTY
Liza: I LET SEBASTAIN MORAN BUTTFUCK ME WITH A PISTOL THEN I PISTOLWHIP HIM WITH THE POOPY END