Comments | apiphile: quick heap praise on me clearly i did something fucking amazin

apiphile

quick heap praise on me clearly i did something fucking amazin

Nov 29, 2011 20:10

Nanarughbleh

Day 29, Chapter 24
password: giantbugorama

Today's Total: 3,502
Overall Total: 116, 998
Proportion Completed: 29/32

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marika_kailaya November 29 2011, 20:43:32 UTC

*looks at your wordcount* yet again you did not do something amazing you did something TENDONITISING. also i have discovered that if you take a gulp of icy water with a pizza roll fresh from the oven it does not burn you, that means i can get thru this meal quick.

...the...the stupid little stamps are cute this year

i have to do this

apiphile November 29 2011, 20:46:46 UTC

Surprisingly no, my wrists are pretty much in good shape this year. I think it's only combined with the hardcore typing data entry job that it turns my tendons into paté.

GO MARIKA YOU CAN DO THIS.

marika_kailaya November 29 2011, 20:49:56 UTC

*VOMITS ON* nope the only thing i can accomplish is devouring half a bag of pizza rolls in less than five minutes. ohhhh my god. NOT OKAY.

apiphile November 29 2011, 20:53:35 UTC

Did I ever tell you about the time i marched angry and naked up and down outside my bedroom door while swearing, hiccuping, and trying to shove garlic bread into my mouth?

marika_kailaya November 29 2011, 20:56:57 UTC

ah, no, you didn't, but it's a familiar image; only with me, minus garlic bread add box of nerds plus crying and shirt.

apiphile November 29 2011, 20:57:53 UTC

The main problem is that I somehow thought the person waiting in bed was still going to have sex with me after that.

NB: She didn't.

marika_kailaya November 29 2011, 21:00:12 UTC

dude, you should've tried to share your garlic bread with her. that'd have gotten you places. everyone loves garlic bread, no matter how soggy or well-chewed. ...right?

apiphile November 29 2011, 21:02:15 UTC

I offered her some! She didn't want any! Of my carbohydrates OR my snatch!

marika_kailaya November 29 2011, 21:07:13 UTC

THAT FUCKING GARLIC VAGINA HATING CUNTBAG WRETCH

swear_jar November 30 2011, 08:14:48 UTC

I've spent too much time on tumblr recently so I totally looked for the little ♥ button for hits comment.

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