I should not have to triple-drop painkillers to get any effect from them and I should get more than an hour of use from them, okay. MY FACE HURTS. I AM VERY TIRED OF MY FACE HURTING. I CAME HOME FROM WORK EARLY BECAUSE MY FACE HURTS. Tomorrow I am breaking out the goddamn dwarf bread painkillers because "paranoia, vomiting, headache, and insomnia" is preferable to the face pain. FINE, SINUSES. YOU WIN. YOU FUCKING WIN. I WILL SEE A DOCTOR. YOU COCKS.
I have the sick.
Man you know what's kind of hilarious about Romeo & Juliet? Apart from the fact that it's a play about why teenage girls are bad at making important decisions whose main take-away fact is that the Italian postal service is so bad that it KILLED TWO PEOPLE? It's the way people just accept Juliet's "death" like all "oh well, she just died out of nowhere rather than get married to Paris, but she totally didn't commit suicide, even though she threatened it like the day before -" (how do I know they didn't think it was suicide? because they buried her in the capulet family tomb, which you're not allowed to do if you take your own life - meaning that she now can't be buried there having very thoughtfully topped herself in there).
Man, everyone in that play is a douche.
I want a hug from Caitlin Moran. Also, I have watched a series a day of Mock the Week for the last nine working days and my internal monologue is now taking place in Dara O'Breieieieieieiieieieien's voice.
(Why are people surprised when what is a full-time job doesn't fit into twenty minutes of the day?)
Nanonockernan
Day 7, Chapter 6 Part 1password: "giantbugorama"
Total for today: 5,165
Total overall: 29,996 (SO CLOSE TO 30K)
Proportion completed: 7/32
Shit to do when contract ends:
1. Doctor's appointment to sort of my horrific face pain
2. P's book cover
3. Upload designs
4. Ask Alex for new password
5. Jewellery listings
6. Promo jazz