Oh god I am having the worst luck with editors

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Or rather, my editors are having stressful lives: editor 1 has a terrifying brain injury which is making it hard to read, and editor 2 has successfully bought a house which is good, but also deeply stress-inducing for people who DON'T have grievous disabilities and an insane family, never mind for editor 2. I mean in the grand scheme of things it is a mere inconvience to me rather than the highly disruptive crap they're both dealing with. Still need proof-readers though. :(

Anyoooooone up for proof-reading roughly 60k of sweary noir fiction by the beginning of October? So that I can publish this damn thing?

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