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Whats your middle name?
Algia/Edward/don't have one.
How big is your bed?
Somewhere between a single and a double.
What are you listening to right now?
People playing football outside
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
5882
What was the last thing you ate?
Packet of prawn cocktail crisps
Last person you hugged?
Boyfriend
How is the weather right now?
Sunny but with wiiiiiind.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Mother-in-law
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Whether or not they are standing too close
Favorite type of food.
The kind that's in my mouth
Do you want children?
Fuck no
Do you drink?
Well if I didn't I get pretty dehydrated.
Ever get so drunk you don’t remember the entire night?
Ayup.
Hair color?
Naturally poo-brown, currently nine million shades of ginger.
Eye colour?
Bleughrh. Apathetically blue.
Do you wear contacts/glasses?
Glasses.
Favorite holiday?
Hate holidays.
Favorite season?
Summer.
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
So much.
Last movie you watched?
I am half-way through Priest, it is fucking awful.
What books are you reading?
Iron Council, The Pleasure of Hating, Bridget Jones: Edge of Reason and Nickel and Dimed: On Not Gettig By In America, with varying degrees of success and/or enthusiasm.
Piercings?
Several. Still want more.
Favorite movie?
Withnail & I
Favorite college football team?
Do what now.
What were you doing before filling this out?
Trawling tumblr instead of doing the Q&A I was going to.
Any pets?
No.
Dogs or cats?
Why not both?
Favorite flower?
Eh.
Have you ever loved someone?
Of course.
Who would you like to see right now?
Tom Hardy butt naked.
Have you ever fired a gun?
Only an air rifle.
Do you like to travel by plane?
Fuck yeah!
Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right.
If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
I would go to Manhattan and visit S. And then on to Chicago to visit L.
Are you missing someone?
I can't remember people.
Do you have a tattoo?
No, I have 20.
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
Do I ever get up during mornings.
Are you hiding something from someone?
Always. Welcome to adulthood.
Are you 18?
No, you're 10 years out. I'm 28.
What do you do before you go to bed?
Spend far too much time on the laptop/take pills/occasionally remember to brush my teeth.
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Fiz. Face, I mean.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Probably what with him being my boyfriend and all.
4. Do you plan outfits?
Only for seriously swank events.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Bored and slightly sick.
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
The light on my mouse.
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
Aim.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
IDK it involved me being in Aus visiting Mill and then being trapped there and a lot of Australian uni staff being total choads.
9. Did you meet anybody new today?
Bitch I haven't left the house yet.
10. What are you craving right now?
Weirdly nothing. I feel pretty fucking blank.
11. Do you floss?
Ow. NO. No.
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Apathy.
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
Last night.
14. Are you emotional?
I'm not a fucking robot.
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
There's a taco song?
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
No, usually if I need to kill that much time I masturbate or drink.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
BITE.
18. Do you like your hair?
Currently I despise it.
19. Do you like yourself?
See previous answer.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Several. It's just awkward though.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I don't dislike it.
22. What are you listening to right now?
A plane going over.
23. How many countries have you visited?
9, 10 if you count Wales. Which is more than I was expecting!
24. Are your parents strict?
How the fuck would I know, they haven't tried to force/stop me from doing shit in about ten years? NB: they were not what you'd call draconian when I lived at home either.
25. Would you go sky diving?
In a heartbeat.
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Only if he was paying and I could punch him in the mouth whenever he spoke.
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
Waste of potatoes.
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
Bro I'm next to a box of jewellery supplies.
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
Dude I grew up in England I have been in more fucking castles than I can count.
30. Do you rent movies often?
Never. I steeeeeal.
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
I have not had a maths class since 1999 and I don't think anyone sat behind me.
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
We used to spend a lot of time doing this at school because there was fuck all else to do.
33. Do you own a gun?
No, on account of that being against the law here.
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
I think the more important question is why would I want to do that? Theoretically I can count backwards from most numbers, my ordinality cognition isn't THAT messed up.
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
I suspect my boyfriend, unless he failtards about coming home.
36. Brown or white eggs?
why are you so racist?
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Ye-es, I have a decapitated t-shirt.
38. Ever been on a train?
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS OF COURSE I'VE BEEN ON A FUCKING TRAIN HOW DO YOU THINK PEOPLE GET AROUND
39. Ever been in love?
Yup.
40. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yup.
41. Are you too forgiving?
I suspect I could stand to be significantly more forgiving.
42. Do you use chap stick?
Balm.
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
I believe she is going to work, at her awesome job that she got for being awesome.
44. Can you use chop sticks?
I can eat perfectly well with them but I don't use them properly.
45. Ever have cream puffs?
What are those.