WE'RE ONLY A LITTLE BIT OBSESSED.
I distracted myself from writing a paragraph for my proposal on "untestable assumptions" by gibbering about my OTP.
apiphile: HEYA
apiphile: SO THIS ONE TIME HE GOES DOWN ON HER IN A RESTAURANT BATHROOM
apiphile: hi
crotalus_atrox: Ahahahahah. Yes and it is awesome!
crotalus_atrox: Seriously, they are having ALL the sex.
crotalus_atrox: All. The. Sex.
apiphile: the main function of eames's hands, man
apiphile: he may think they're for other things
apiphile: but we know they're for ariadne.
crotalus_atrox: This makes her happy.
apiphile: kissyfacessssss
apiphile: oh god my pants just short-circuited at the mental image of her kissing him frantically with her hands on both sides of his head, really kissing him, while he has both his hands down her pants
crotalus_atrox: Sometimes her brain spews stupid random excited my-dick-feels-like-corn stuff. Like "I COULD FUCK HIS THIGHS."
apiphile: aahaha well it's also right
apiphile: one day she gets stoned after handing in a proposal
crotalus_atrox: Hot. I approve.
apiphile: and thinks, "I could actually get off on any part of Eames. Where is he? I need to test this theory."
apiphile: She ends up rejecting it because ew, feet.
crotalus_atrox: ("This is finally done, I am celebrating.")
crotalus_atrox: Best stoned!call/text ever.
crotalus_atrox: "Come here, I need to experiment with your stomach."
apiphile: Eames is like, "... Yusuf, I have to go, now."
crotalus_atrox: "Ps - how long is your nose and are your knees ok?"
apiphile: and Eames is like "why are you cataloguing me?"
crotalus_atrox: "I am testing a theory. You can either help me or you can stand in the way of science. Are you going to be that guy? Do you hate progress, science, and orgasms? God."
apiphile: "Are you high?"
apiphile: "A trifle. Are you going to come home and let me fuck your elbow?"
apiphile: "... I'm beginning to get scared now, darling."
crotalus_atrox: "It doesn't have to go all the way in, I just want to see."
apiphile: And Eames freaks people out on the way home by going "O_O" at the phone
oh man oh man LOOK THEY'RE JUST SO GOOD TOGETHER
crotalus_atrox: He doesn't answer so she texts a bit later "and I mean I like your elbows. They're nicely shaped." she wants him to feel good about his elbows
crotalus_atrox: So she can fuck 'em.
apiphile: and Eames is still O_O
crotalus_atrox: Hahhah he is going to be like that until the morning after the morning after.
crotalus_atrox: Meaning he is O_O for a day after.
apiphile: He is like "I feel differently about my knees than I used to"
Have had absolutely no sleep thanks to my brain being unable to deal with simple "go to sleep" instructions. "We're lying down in a bed in the dark, what now?" / "IDK, brain, maybe you could sleep?" / "Really? But I'd planned to shower you with panic!"
apiphile: HEYA
apiphile: SO THIS ONE TIME HE GOES DOWN ON HER IN A RESTAURANT BATHROOM
apiphile: hi
crotalus_atrox: Ahahahahah. Yes and it is awesome!
crotalus_atrox: Seriously, they are having ALL the sex.
crotalus_atrox: All. The. Sex.
apiphile: the main function of eames's hands, man
apiphile: he may think they're for other things
apiphile: but we know they're for ariadne.
crotalus_atrox: This makes her happy.
apiphile: kissyfacessssss
apiphile: oh god my pants just short-circuited at the mental image of her kissing him frantically with her hands on both sides of his head, really kissing him, while he has both his hands down her pants
crotalus_atrox: Sometimes her brain spews stupid random excited my-dick-feels-like-corn stuff. Like "I COULD FUCK HIS THIGHS."
apiphile: aahaha well it's also right
apiphile: one day she gets stoned after handing in a proposal
crotalus_atrox: Hot. I approve.
apiphile: and thinks, "I could actually get off on any part of Eames. Where is he? I need to test this theory."
apiphile: She ends up rejecting it because ew, feet.
crotalus_atrox: ("This is finally done, I am celebrating.")
crotalus_atrox: Best stoned!call/text ever.
crotalus_atrox: "Come here, I need to experiment with your stomach."
apiphile: Eames is like, "... Yusuf, I have to go, now."
crotalus_atrox: "Ps - how long is your nose and are your knees ok?"
apiphile: and Eames is like "why are you cataloguing me?"
crotalus_atrox: "I am testing a theory. You can either help me or you can stand in the way of science. Are you going to be that guy? Do you hate progress, science, and orgasms? God."
apiphile: "Are you high?"
apiphile: "A trifle. Are you going to come home and let me fuck your elbow?"
apiphile: "... I'm beginning to get scared now, darling."
crotalus_atrox: "It doesn't have to go all the way in, I just want to see."
apiphile: And Eames freaks people out on the way home by going "O_O" at the phone
oh man oh man LOOK THEY'RE JUST SO GOOD TOGETHER
crotalus_atrox: He doesn't answer so she texts a bit later "and I mean I like your elbows. They're nicely shaped." she wants him to feel good about his elbows
crotalus_atrox: So she can fuck 'em.
apiphile: and Eames is still O_O
crotalus_atrox: Hahhah he is going to be like that until the morning after the morning after.
crotalus_atrox: Meaning he is O_O for a day after.
apiphile: He is like "I feel differently about my knees than I used to"
Have had absolutely no sleep thanks to my brain being unable to deal with simple "go to sleep" instructions. "We're lying down in a bed in the dark, what now?" / "IDK, brain, maybe you could sleep?" / "Really? But I'd planned to shower you with panic!"