Also why do my notes consist of "WHY DID YOU REMOVE THE SLIDE" and "THIS IS A PICTURE OF A SHEEP"?
del: Oh god I do not want to email my tutor a list of ideas.
Liza: *patpat*
del: I do not want to email him "I don't understand anything and you won't explain things."
del: I do not want to email him on a plane, I do not want to email him on a train
del: I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
del: basically I don't want to email him. :(
So anyway, somewhere between
crotalus_atrox and
jumpthesnark I accidentally caught Eames/Ariadne in a BIG WAY. Also I am incapable of taking Arthur/Eames seriously ever again because McCoy and the Stanaconda RUINED IT with their TEAM RA-POINT MAN. *cough* They ruined it, and now I just look at him and see roofies. I have never given a shit about a fanfic het ship before! BUT I AM ALL ABOUT IT. AND I DIDN'T MAKE THESE CHARACTERS UP MYSELF. Oh brave new world that has such exciting new shit in it. YES I KNOW IT'S NOT A POPULAR SHIP, I DO NOT CARE.
I'll care later when I write something again and no one comments because it's not Eames/Arthur or Arthur/Ariadne but at the moment OMG LOOK AT THEM THEY ARE SO FAIL AND THEY HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A COMPROMISE BUT SHE'S SO MUCH MORE FUNCTIONAL THAN HE IS. EEE.
Also by "ruined" I just mean "I don't actually believe my hideous hyperbolic bad-taste jokes, that's why they're jokes, you fucking idiot", I mean that I am currently very enamoured of the thing I have in my head - things - both the AWKWARD-ASS ROMANCE one and the other one which is um. In direct contravention of the "ooh look at all this interesting technology" and more "this is some shit I feel like doing and it's fun and everyone but us will hate it". Which is in fairness what most of my fanfic output has been forever, it's just sometimes I manage to hit that AND the fandom kibble dujour. And of course what I liked about this was the heist aspect, because I am mad about such things. And wah wah wah wah why are you writing something completely unrelated? BECAUSE I WANT TO AND I CAN AND YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
Oh blast I've had too much sugar. And I made this entire post so I could show off my icon look at this icon look at it. aaaaaaa you know none of the context. <3 And I know it all. And it's AWESOME.