with much thanks to strangecreature for providing a captive audience

[apiphile]

Title: The Observation of Trifles
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Movieverse)
Word Count: 2,175
Rating: PG
Pairing: OH LIKE YOU NEED TO ASK
Warnings: I am a wordy gasbag.
Disclaimer: The characters are the creation of Arthur Conan Doyle. This depiction of them is the work of Messrs. Ritchie, Law, & Downey. No money could possibly be made from this.

Comments

[stratospherique]

OH, THEM.

which Holmes had acquired at great cost and, Watson suspected, through not entirely wholesome means.

Entirely wholesome means are probably not nearly as interesting as not-entirely-wholesome ones. Please note that both times I tried to type "wholesome" I managed to type wholmesome.

"I can hardly drool when my mouth is so deprived of saliva, Watson, the water if you please."

"And yet you have no difficulty in talking."

OH, THEM *squishes*

Holmes broke off and turned his head away. "But I see you are not interested and must only harp on and on about my health."

Watson sighed until he felt all the air must be gone from his body. "I am your doctor, Holmes."

POOR LONGSUFFERING WATSON.

DELFACE I LIIIIIIKE IT.

[apiphile]

Hehe Wholmesome, the opposite of wholesome. :)

BANTER. <3 *hugs it*

[strangefrontier]

REPRESSION AND MANIPULATION ♥ I think the unhealthier their relationship is portrayed, the more I love them.

[strangefrontier]

ALSO I NEED TO SEE THIS FILM AGAIN WHEN IS THE DVD 19TH APRIL AUGH TORRENT.

[apiphile]

I have a direct download link.

[strangefrontier]

Could you possibly share that linky?

[myselftheliar]

YES. YESSS. GOD YES YOU ARE WRITING SHERLOCK FIC

FUCK YESSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[myselftheliar]

I'm SERIOUSLY HAPPY RIGHT NOW

PERHAPS VIOLENTLY SO

I MIGHT BE REALLY DRUNK TOO IDK I HAD A LOT OF FANCY COCKTAILS

ST GERMAIN BITCH

[apiphile]

So the date went well. :)

[myselftheliar]

NO the date was horrendous. I drank like three drinks more than I ever do to deal with how awful the kid was. I was just happy to come home to this fiiiiic

[strangecreature]

(I have to say, I didn't really catch how beautifully those first five paragraphs worked together until I read them in one fell swoop here. *G*)

[apiphile]

Incremental fic can have that effect.

[myselftheliar]

No really this fic has me grinning from ear to ear

[apiphile]

Woo!