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apiphile

[fic] This is possibly the laziest fic ever written.

Jul 26, 2009 12:53

Title: Mean Deviation
Fandom: MCR, TU (Peeniverse)
Word Count: 10,375
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Dan/Bob/Jepha
Warnings: IT'S PEENIVERSE. WORK IT OUT YOURSELF.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen in real life, we'd have heard about Frank.
Notes: Jess: that's a peenapple upsidedown fic.
Puns aside: this is a sequel to We Are Bad News and Modern Alchemy, ( Read more... )

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stratospherique July 26 2009, 18:21:59 UTC

BOBOBOBOBOBOBOB. AND DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. AND JEPHAREEEEEEEE.

Poor guilt-ridden Bob! With his body issues and his guilt and his adorable dogs and his sexy freckles. I have already shouted much of this back at you.

He catches the vague memory of Dan coming on Jepha's face and nearly falls over air in the corridor.

UNF. More fics should end with Dan coming on Jepha's face.

Also now of course there must be all-healed-up-Frank reestablishing his claim on Bob. Or my heart will break forever and I will perish of despair.

apiphile July 26 2009, 18:29:10 UTC

FUNNILY ENOUGH JESS AND I WERE SAYING THE SAME THING. About the facials. THERE SHOULD BE MORE JEPHA-RELATED FACIALS IN FIC.

HAhaha. Tempted as I am to see what you perishing of despair looks like, I will see what comes up.

stratospherique July 26 2009, 19:01:04 UTC

BECAUSE IT'S A DAMN GOOD IDEA, JEPHA-RELATED FACIALS.

Me perishing of despair involves much of the planet coming with me, so keep that in mind.

apiphile July 26 2009, 19:12:29 UTC

*salute* Yessirma'am.

stratospherique July 26 2009, 19:16:01 UTC

I just had a really really awesome mental image of myself dressed as a general, swaggering about in front of the MCR Black Parade flag, berating an army of bandom writers about the need to keep me in peefic so the world does not explode.

I think I need coffee.

apiphile July 26 2009, 19:18:34 UTC

After that, I need new underwear. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm uniform.

stratospherique July 26 2009, 19:21:33 UTC

Bwahahahahahaha. God I want a uniform. A proper one, with shiny medals and epaulets and a hat and a swagger stick and a gun and possibly a sword.

apiphile July 26 2009, 19:23:09 UTC

I have a slightly incomplete uniform. It involves riding boots, though, which I consider to be a plus.

stratospherique July 26 2009, 19:31:10 UTC

Thbbbbbbt. Someday. Someday I will have a full uniform and it will be glorious and I will strike fear into the hearts of my enemies.

apiphile July 26 2009, 19:31:58 UTC

And incredible fizzy, squelching gussets in your friends, no doubt. Can you not sew one?

stratospherique July 26 2009, 19:34:39 UTC

I probably could, but I'd rather have one that terrified, adoring minions sewed for me, and that had less gut-wrenching versions arrayed in front of me on the bodies of fit young men.

apiphile July 26 2009, 19:35:52 UTC

You make me sad that my sewing machine is currently covered in dust. Damn it, I'm a (mildly frightened) (rather fond) minion!

stratospherique July 26 2009, 20:41:34 UTC

I'm busting mine out of its current hole tonight to see if I can't slam out some sort of vest or jacket by tomorrow afternoon, I've become rather quick at sewing them, especially if I don't have to make a lining for it. My next big project, though, is either a Victorian harlot's gown or a Civil War day-dress, not a military uniform. Mostly because I don't have enough canvas, leather, and shiny doodads to make it properly.

I HAZ A MINION.

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