katamari damacy

[apiphanyteam1]

sex has been in my blood for the past three weeks, and i have been offered twice by two different people and turned them both down. i am the man. fuck sex, fuck pregnants, i've got masterbation and dreams. i love everything god has given me, thank u.

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[um_how_bout_no]

masturbation*

I'M SORRY I GOT COCKY!!!!

[apiphanyteam1]

pretzel- created in 610 a.d. by monks who baked bread. they would use the scraps to create a small snack for good children. they made the bread scraps into the design of a child's arms crossed in prayer, thus u have what is known today as a pretzel. same design, different principles.....the end.

[sandboxfires]

get crunk.

thats why U DA MAN!

your the man of the hour watching girls taking showers

love is just a basketball and chain brother

[apiphanyteam1]

WOW, this entry was so drunk. i thought i saw a griffin in the clouds so i had to drink to make sure that i didn't. fun night. gosh i get cocky when i'm drunk. i guess a drunk person speaks w/ a sober mind.

i liked your shirt last night, i wished i had it.
zinc is only a metaphor used last week to un-hindge your knee sockets for maximum pressure......eat zinc for a proper diet.

Re: love is just a basketball and chain brother

[sandboxfires]

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - the fear of long words.

i called you and and asian lady answered and asked for my age and order!!!

suck cocks in hell!