Bitch bitch bitch
God I hate our “Bitchy Neighbor” (our nickname for her). Seriously, she’s always freaking out about things and threatening us with the HOA. If maybe she asked nicely, I wouldn’t be a bitch back, but she doesn’t, so I’m not.
Today she came over asking me to clean up dog poo. I was like, um, yeah, already did that, thanks. (in my head: back off, bitch, obviously you’re just in a bad mood and want to pick on someone). So, then, when she couldn’t bitch me out about that, she was like, well, those rags have been in your yard forever, “clean them up today, or else I’ll call the HOA”. Well, I thanked her for rhyming (no freaking joke, she pisses me off to no end) and then spread the towels nicely across my yard to dry out. Yeah, I’m leaving them there the rest of the day.
She was like this from the beginning, too. It’s not like she was nice at first and then got mean. Which is what sucks. FYI, lady, people do things for nice people, not bitches like you.
Next time, we won’t save your house from burning down, either, even if it means ours has to, as well.
Edit: She has the nicest husband, too. If he asked, I would probably do it, no questions asked. But noooo, she has to be all bitchy about it and do it herself.
Also, to be fair, she probably thinks I’m a royal bitch, too. I guess we just rub each other the wrong way.
//I really need an angry icon.
Today she came over asking me to clean up dog poo. I was like, um, yeah, already did that, thanks. (in my head: back off, bitch, obviously you’re just in a bad mood and want to pick on someone). So, then, when she couldn’t bitch me out about that, she was like, well, those rags have been in your yard forever, “clean them up today, or else I’ll call the HOA”. Well, I thanked her for rhyming (no freaking joke, she pisses me off to no end) and then spread the towels nicely across my yard to dry out. Yeah, I’m leaving them there the rest of the day.
She was like this from the beginning, too. It’s not like she was nice at first and then got mean. Which is what sucks. FYI, lady, people do things for nice people, not bitches like you.
Next time, we won’t save your house from burning down, either, even if it means ours has to, as well.
Edit: She has the nicest husband, too. If he asked, I would probably do it, no questions asked. But noooo, she has to be all bitchy about it and do it herself.
Also, to be fair, she probably thinks I’m a royal bitch, too. I guess we just rub each other the wrong way.
//I really need an angry icon.