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[apillowattacked]

alias gooood... im such a whore

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[alwayswaiting]

WHOOORREEEEEEEEEE (srry...im um..kinda drunk)

[apillowattacked]

ummmmm... dude... the OC... 'nuff said

[alwayswaiting]

at least I'm not raped by cute little Vietnamese stoner girls

[apillowattacked]

buddy... two words... handcuffs, dresser... dont make me do something bad... i know where you sleep... and that you are afraid of aliens... and monkeys... and dinosaurs

[alwayswaiting]

Hey..see up in the upper left corner there? What's that color? Hey Wallace, what's that color?

Handcuffs..yup...dresser....check.

AT LEAST I'M GETTING SOME!!!

[apillowattacked]

hey buddy, seeing sarah in a week, no... ill tell her to break out a new pair of hand cuffs, and give her medha's number... just for some advice... im 'sure' youll 'thank' me later... yah...thank me... lets go with that...

[alwayswaiting]

Aww..thats so cute. The radiation from his sexually frustrated balls have made him all bitter.

They should name a Crayola color after you.

Maybe...Will-it-ever-end-Wallace blue

[apillowattacked]

ok, i dont care who you are... thats funny

but one question... after next weekend...and the handcuffs... and medha's advice and all, what color shall we qualify yours as? purple...no... green... black... what do you call that bruised color... hmmm... i must ponder that... untill then, tell sarah i have no need for your body (sorry, i just dont swing that way), she can do what ever she wants with it... hehehe... i think ill send her a care package along with medha's phone number

[alwayswaiting]

Or maybe...WHY GOD OH WHY FUCKING GOD HELP WALLACE!!!!!!!!! blue.

Seriously, do you service yourself 4 times a day?

[apillowattacked]

no more like 5... at least i gots stamina... sarah says you've been a little 'tired' recently... maybe if you got more sleep you would have a little more stamina... or maybe not

hey buddy... remember those monkeys last night... there are oh so many more... hehe... the night is still young... dont plan on sleeping

swimming in the sheets... more like looking out for the sharks... and pirates... and monkeys... and aliens

:)

[alwayswaiting]

FUN FACT PEOPLE!!

If Wallace got with every girl that suggested having sex with him but was in reality joking, he would rival Gene Simmons!

[apillowattacked]

thats why i have morals... or something... why dont you just go to shibbby ville and screw some albino midgets... or were they shaved albino midgets... dont make me remind you of the relative superiority of yoda's balls... thats right... i said it.. you got small balls

[alwayswaiting]

ANOTHER FUN FACT

Shibbyville cost me roughly 100 dollars.

Which is how much, a 25 year old and ridiculously frustrated Wallace, will spend on a prostitute named Sheila in downtown Pasadena.

[apillowattacked]

for your information... they cost a little more... you must be using those creapy newark hookers, the ones with an adams apple, and unshaved legs (like a monkey and a water buffalo)... do you call them sarah in the dark... (now that explains that itch you have)

[alwayswaiting]

hahah, BUURRRRNNNNNNN.

But let me remind you of one thing.

Sexy Steve is getting more play than you

[apillowattacked]

yes... but the guy...errr... girl he is with looks like a friend of mines brother... so ahhh... [sorry sarah] hows sarahs music tastes :)