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[apies_a_beast]

We regret to announce the unfortunate death of April, who on the 4th of July of this year was accidentally cannibalized by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in an anthill in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Does anyone have a band-aid?" just before expiring. April is survived by a bunch of cats

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[hannafrica]

I would like to hear this story and the location of said road.

[shhmamypants]

*points up at comment* here here!

i know you screamed.. i could hear it all the way in ILLINOIS.

Ha.

wowie.

[ex_tiptoes853]

Haaaaa anyone else amused by the fact that you were cannibalized by a large rabid squirrel? Doesn't that mean you are a squirrel? Cause cannibals eat their own species...woo look how close cannibal is to cannibus lol