"suck me, beautiful!"

Jan 17, 2005 15:29

i guess people think jenny and i are dykes. i don't see it (?).

dude, jenny got pulled over in suquamish (gotta leave the tribal police) and the cop was like i want you to say "i ain't gonna speed no more" and she was like "yeah, i won't speed anymore" and he was like "NO, SAY IT. SAY I AIN'T GONNA SPEED NO MORE" and she was like "uhhhh, i ain't gonna speed no more?" and he's like "thank you, ma'am. have a good night". the funny part is one time when the sheriff was chewing me a new asshole, he was like i want you to tell me you won't drink no more and blake was like "yeah, don't worry. she won't" and he's like "NO, I WANT HER TO SAY IT!" and i was all like "um, i won't drink no more?"

i'm beginning to think the trading spaces home edition thing in kingston that made us look like a bunch of rednecks is relatively accurate.
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