Jury duty and mermaids.
I really want to have jury duty.
I want to also be the drummer of a band. I need to learn how to play drums. Etan is going to teach me, that should be interesting (he got really frustrated the last time I attempted.)
I want to eat huge chicken legs with my hands and drink large quantities of beer.
I want to do really amazing this semester and next semester so I can get the fuck out. I can not miss class ever again.
I want to have sex and enjoy it.
I want to finish my room, I'm obsessed with having a dark secluded lair as a room where I can work like an evil scientist.
I also want to build a laboratory.
I want to pretend to be Link and run through fields swinging my sword and yelling and then ride a majestic horse named Epona to my beautiful princess and then fuck her in the lost woods.
It would be really fun to drink alcohol in the lost woods and then have to belligerently find your way home.
I am really fucking hungry right now but if I eat at this hour I'll get fat, plus I have no food. I should eat my cat.
I want to be Ariel. Why would a fucking mermaid want to be where the people are? She had it all wrong and thought that women in 'on land' society are respected and can come and go as they please but I think mermaids have more freedom (besides the control issue father.) The ocean is so vast and deep it is almost as infinite as the sky. Why would she fall in love with a human when she could have any fish in the sea? In the real story of the little mermaid, Ariel dies to save a sailor called Eric. What the fuck. You are a gorgeous mermaid, a princess and you can sing. Why are you sacrificing your life for a guy who will never love you because you do not have an accessible vagina because you are a mermaid and all he wants is sex anyway???? Silly bitch. All of the fairy tales are so messed up. There is always an evil step mother. Why is the mother always evil? She is either evil or dead. And women can not do anything without being rescued. The roles of woman in fairy tales portrays a negative message to young girls. I will never read my daughter that shit. I'll write and illustrate my own books where she is the queen and can do anything.
I forgot how convenient livejournal can be when you want to pointlessly rant about something, or make lists.
I want to be where the people are.
I want to also be the drummer of a band. I need to learn how to play drums. Etan is going to teach me, that should be interesting (he got really frustrated the last time I attempted.)
I want to eat huge chicken legs with my hands and drink large quantities of beer.
I want to do really amazing this semester and next semester so I can get the fuck out. I can not miss class ever again.
I want to have sex and enjoy it.
I want to finish my room, I'm obsessed with having a dark secluded lair as a room where I can work like an evil scientist.
I also want to build a laboratory.
I want to pretend to be Link and run through fields swinging my sword and yelling and then ride a majestic horse named Epona to my beautiful princess and then fuck her in the lost woods.
It would be really fun to drink alcohol in the lost woods and then have to belligerently find your way home.
I am really fucking hungry right now but if I eat at this hour I'll get fat, plus I have no food. I should eat my cat.
I want to be Ariel. Why would a fucking mermaid want to be where the people are? She had it all wrong and thought that women in 'on land' society are respected and can come and go as they please but I think mermaids have more freedom (besides the control issue father.) The ocean is so vast and deep it is almost as infinite as the sky. Why would she fall in love with a human when she could have any fish in the sea? In the real story of the little mermaid, Ariel dies to save a sailor called Eric. What the fuck. You are a gorgeous mermaid, a princess and you can sing. Why are you sacrificing your life for a guy who will never love you because you do not have an accessible vagina because you are a mermaid and all he wants is sex anyway???? Silly bitch. All of the fairy tales are so messed up. There is always an evil step mother. Why is the mother always evil? She is either evil or dead. And women can not do anything without being rescued. The roles of woman in fairy tales portrays a negative message to young girls. I will never read my daughter that shit. I'll write and illustrate my own books where she is the queen and can do anything.
I forgot how convenient livejournal can be when you want to pointlessly rant about something, or make lists.
I want to be where the people are.