This is clearly Sirius's fault.

[aphotic_auror]

Comments

[charming_sob]

Everything is my fault, but it looks like even I haven't quite managed to corrupt you. You sure you didn't belong in Hufflepuff?

[disciplediscidi]

...Stay away from my sister.

[charming_sob]

Don't get your knickers in a twist, I wouldn't do that to Benjy. And I think she's quite capable of rejecting me herself.

[aphotic_auror]

I really am.

Besides which, I'd done for eighteen years without a protective older brother, ta.

[charming_sob]

Besides, takes all the fun out of it when Matty comes in and starts taking me all....well, seriously.

[aphotic_auror]

...Speak of Benjy, you know he sees these icons, too?

[charming_sob]

:)

[aphotic_auror]

Since you seem to need the obvious spelled out...

Stop ogling me.

Not to mention miming things the size of melons.

[charming_sob]

But it's so much fun!

[antlerswithego]

You're going about this the wrong way. Next time, Transfigure his hands into melons. That'll keep Padfoot amused for a while.

[charming_sob]

I'd find it highly amusing.

[benjy_vicious]

Cheers, mate! That's always good to know.

[charming_sob]

I may be always be on the pull, but I'm not quite so heartless as to try and hit on a mate's girl (except in jest; I'm definitely heartless enough for that).