10,000 BC
My brother and sister both asked me to go to a movie with them this evening. I didn't want to, because they were going to see 10,000 BC (which gets no link love from me). However, hanging out with them is a good time, so I relented and went to see the movie.
I'm not sure which part was most atrocious - the acting, the directing, the story or the editing. They were all pretty much terrible. If not for Battlefield Earth, this may be the worst movie ever made.
In fact, this movie makes me want to apologize to Van Helsing, because I said a lot of the same things after seeing VH that I said after this movie - and Van Helsing is, in comparison, fucking phenomenal. It has depths, and levels. And plot. And character development. You know - in comparision.
Here's my handy guide to exclamations you can use during the movie:
"Where'd the fucking desert go?"
"Honest to goodness killer ostriches?"
"What? Yeah! Okay!" (a la L'il Jon)
"Is this where the movie loses credibility for you?"
"I don't know if I hope she's really dead or not."
"Apparently 10,000 BC was fairly cosmopolitan." (the main tribe includes Maori, Inuit, Black, White and Indo-tibetan peoples)
"I can't believe that such a quality directory would make such a movie! Ha, gotcha!"
I'm not sure which part was most atrocious - the acting, the directing, the story or the editing. They were all pretty much terrible. If not for Battlefield Earth, this may be the worst movie ever made.
In fact, this movie makes me want to apologize to Van Helsing, because I said a lot of the same things after seeing VH that I said after this movie - and Van Helsing is, in comparison, fucking phenomenal. It has depths, and levels. And plot. And character development. You know - in comparision.
Here's my handy guide to exclamations you can use during the movie:
"Where'd the fucking desert go?"
"Honest to goodness killer ostriches?"
"What? Yeah! Okay!" (a la L'il Jon)
"Is this where the movie loses credibility for you?"
"I don't know if I hope she's really dead or not."
"Apparently 10,000 BC was fairly cosmopolitan." (the main tribe includes Maori, Inuit, Black, White and Indo-tibetan peoples)
"I can't believe that such a quality directory would make such a movie! Ha, gotcha!"