Grocery

Nov 01, 2007 12:25

I went to the grocery store the other day to pick up candy to give out at hallowe'en. I was wearing something close to my normal get-up: jeans, t-shirt, sports jacket. The t-shirt features a skeletal arm playing a les paul. And I'd forked my beard as I am now wont to do.

So I get to the cashier and she says, with an arch little smile, "Just what are you supposed to be?"

My answer: 30 years of cynicism.

She absolutely did not know what to say.
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