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NATURE'S CALLA Nation getting off on their country.
Err, that needs elaboration. Being by themselves without the distractions of humans or other Nations in an uninhabited, wild, natural area of their land gives them such a feeling of bliss and contentment that it eventually leads to orgasm. Not necessarily 'Wow that's a sexy tree', though I wouldn't put it past France or Greece... but just the feeling of belonging in their country.
I might even self-fill this, it's intruiging me, but I'd love to see other interpretations on this. England, North Italy/the Italy brothers or Canada preferred but anyone would be great!
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ROME TEACHES ENGLAND A FEW NEED TO KNOWSIs there Roman Empire/young!England around?
If not, Anon would like to see Granpa Rome introduce England to some of his cultural practices. It can be anything.
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CRACK PAIRING IS CRACKOkay, time for a good ol' crack pairing:
Italy's curl gets stuck in Sealand's bubblegum. Sealand tries to remove it, and yo know the drill!
Shota, Italy tops.
DO IT ANON!!!
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THEY'RE ON TO US GUYS AND THEY'RE NOT COMPLETELY HAPPYLOL I just read a comment where anon was hoping that Himaruya sensei wouldn't find out about this kink meme. Made me think of this: What if the nations would find out about this kink meme?
So, the request:
The chaos and reactions that ensue when the nations find out there is a kinkmeme about themselves!
Bonus: The nation(s) that discovered it arrange a world conference to bring attention to this.
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HOW DID FRANCE GET ENGLAND TO MARRY HIM?in episode 12 when england was dragged into the abyss with desperate france
what did france do to make england eventually sign the marriage form?
op anon says to have fun with this
[has this been done?]
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THE ALLIES: MATCHMAKING BY FOR DUMMIESAnon wants to see the Allies, frustrated with the incredibly tiring UST between England and America during meetings, playing matchmakers. And failing spectacularly.
Bonus points for France's schemes being totally over-the-top, England catching on to them and quietly playing right into it voluntarily, and Russia being the one whose plan eventually works. ? Some Russia/China would also be appreciated, but isn't necessary.
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WHEN A NATION MEETS THEIR NEW BOSSThe first meeting between any nation and their new boss.
It explains itself. This anon would like to see a new President/Prime Minister meet their nation-tan, being introduced by the former boss. Crack/Humor is a given.
Bonus: America, Obama, and Bush.
Bonus to the bonus: England is there (for whatever reason author!non would like), and somewhere along the way, Obamasomeone says, "Is it just me, or are you two having some serious... er... sexual tension?"
If this has been done, please link me?
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VERBAL KINKS + ACCENTSTake your pick: any combo of US/UK/France/Canada or Lithuania/Poland
Getting turned on by someone's native accent. Also, feel free to add in any other verbal kinks (language kink, dirty talk, etc)
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VALLEY GIRLS PLZThis anon would like to see gyaru!Japan with Poland. Gyaruo!Japan is fine, too. Or Poland could be a girl. I don't really care. I'd like a fic with valley-girls in it.
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THEIR OBLIVIOUS COCKTEASESEngland/France and/or Canada/America (the order DOES count, so I will word this prompt as A/B to avoid confusion):
Partner A gets sick and tired of Partner B's can't-keep-my-hands-off-of-you attitude and general horniness and demand that B keeps their hands to themselves for a single day. B accepts after some debate, because he wants to keep A happy. The two go on a date, and then B proceeds to seduce A right out of their pants.
The kink?
They don't even realize they're turning their partner on. B must be legitimately trying to honor A's request and thus completely oblivious to the effect they're having on their partner. This leads to A epically topping the hell out of B. (please keep it consentual, though.)
B1: The couple goes for ice cream, and France or America proceed to fellate suck the melting vanilla ice cream from out of the bottom of a waffle cone.
B2: France or America's reaction is initially something akin to "aksjdfadjk;faBWUUUUUH?!" when England or Canada jumps them.
B3: Teasing and/or snarking each other in the afterglow.
I have faith in you, Anon.
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I'M NOT WORRIED GODDAMN IT!Feliciano goes out in the middle of the day, much to Ludwig's irritation; but when it's getting dark and Feliciano is nowhere to be seen, Ludwig's irritation is turning into anxiety, to become a mild panic attack complete with absurd visions of Italy being captured by the Allies, killed by a rock falling from clear sky, kidnapped by aliens or something equally plausible around midnight. Definitely not because Ludwig cares or anything, thank you very much So when Feliciano comes back in quite a good mood, Ludwig can't really contain his relief and joy. C: Sappy anon is sappy. Thank you in advance, anon!
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THE SUPER HERO MOVIE (AND THAT GRUMPY GUY IN A DRESS)america makes a movie, staring himself as the superhero
super heroes, super villians, huge guns *cough*, car chace, anythinything else needed for a super special awesome movie
bonus: UK is the damsel in distress
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SPANKEDEngland/teen!America (at age of consent, please), spanking
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CHINA DOTES AND HAS DONE FOR MANY YEARSThis anon would like to see China being a doting father-figure to little Korea, Taiwan, Hong Kong and Japan.
<3 Asian family fluff ftw.
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THE ALLIES HAVE AN ORGYHehe~ Okay here's a challenge for all you anon's out there.
FrancexUKxUSxRussiaxChina.
In that order.
Now here are some bonuses:
Yandere!America. (Come on, you have to admit, it's hot)
Pirate!England. (Now that doesn't mean he IS a pirate, just the way he acts is pirate-y. Or to make it simpler, make him act like he's the fucking British Empire)
Orgasm denial. (I don't care who does it, but I want some begging.)
Gun play. (Come on, you can't have the Cold War pairing without some gunplay. It just isn't done.)
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RUSSIA/COWBOY!AMERICAI'm sorry if this has already been requested (I'm a kink meme virgin here) but I would love to see Cowboy!America seducing dear Ivan, oh kind anons.
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LITHUANIA/POLANDOr Poland/Lithuania. Either's fine.
Poland sees Lithuania's scars before/while doing it. Liet's doesn't want Poland to see, but he pays special attention to them, like kissing them, whatever.
This anon will love you forever <3
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JUST AS IT SAYSGermany/France
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REAL MEN PLAY WITH DOLLSAmerica creating a fully functional voodoo doll of England and doing naughty things to it. What exactly America does to the doll is up to the writer-anon.
Bonus: If England is in public when America starts "playing" with the England-doll.
Bonus 2: If England is not in public but can't move due to America strapping the doll down.
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RUSSIA'S GRUDGErussia gets a chance to show england what a grudge really is! no rape, please D:
bonus: another country walks in on them
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AMERICA'S AN ASPIEWell, it seems to me that some interpretations of him are like this, and there's evidence to support it, so I want a fic about this, please.
It doesn't have to be smut, but if you want, use any pairing you prefer.
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AMERICA, THE LITIGIOUSSo, we know Alfred in Hetalia can be silly and optimistic, but he's also a very litigious nation. I want Alfred speaking lawyerese. Don't care of he's bringing lawsuits against other nations, or getting some nation turned on by his lawyer side or whatever.
Lawyerese!Alfred please.
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LOVE TRIANGLEFrance/England/America love triangle, possibly from France's point of view. It can be from anyone else's point of view as well.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WARN US BEFORE YOU SHOW THEM SOMETHING LIKE THATGroup of blond nations having an orgy. Someone's filming it. Anon's thinking one of the asian nations
Bonus: They have absolutely no idea the other nation's there.
Bonus 2: Whoever films "accidentally" plays the tape during a meeting instead of the presentation he was supposed to show.
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OFF LIMITS NO LONGERSpain/Romano, wherein Romano actually LETS Spain touch his hair curl/erogenous zone.
reCAPTCHA: which drains (In case that gives you any ideas. XD)
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AVOID UNWANTED TENSION: BUY A CANADIAN FLAGAmerican Backpackers have been known to sew Canadian flags to their bags and lie about their nationality in order to avoid tension overseas.
I'd like to see Alfred imitate Matt (poorly) in order to escape some foreign relations problems.
Bonus if there's some sort of Canadian scandal going on that the US is unaware of.
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IN WHICH YANDERE!GERMANY IS INCREDIBLY POSSESSIVESo, after reunification Germany really cares about Prussia, after all he dosen't want to lost him again. And he wants to protect him, right?
Translation: Germany being extremely possessive over Prussia. And when I say "exteremely"... I mean it.
Big Bonus : yandere!Germany
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THEY'D HAVE TO BE DRUNKThe world needs someone (Russia? UK? France?) mistaking America for Canada. It could happen!
This can be happy, sad, crack filled, or lead to threesomesexytime. Whatever the writer wants!
Bonus: If Canada witnesses the mistake and makes pancakes for the other country.
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DATING SIMS; FOR REALOkay, after seeing a picture and a MAD vid and etc, this idea won't leave my mind...
America decides to buy an adult dating sim that Japan made and plays it. What he finds out is that the character in the dating sim that he has to woo is England and he just can't seem to stop playing...
Bonus: If he masturbates while playing any sex scenes in the game.
Bonus 2: If England comes to his house while he's playing it at... risque part and America makes the scene a reality.
Human name preference, please but I don't mind country names either.
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CLASSICAL MUSIC, POLAND AND AUSTRIAPoland and Austria meeting soon after the passing of
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INCLUDES POSSESSIVE!ENGLANDSo I'm sure people have heard about this:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/28/world/europe/28queen.html?_r=1&scp=2&sq=d-day&st=cse This sets up some delicious UK/US/FR love triangle action, but this anon would like the pairing to ultimately be UK/US. The kink is possessive!England.
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THEY'VE ENTERED AN ALTERNATE REALITY RussiaXPrussia/ IvanXGilbert going on a date for the whole day (not forced and both are willing to go and enjoy it) Keep it mostly fluff/romance and smut to a minimum,please. Bonus: They run into another Hetalia character (up to anon who).
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DEATH OF A COUNTRY MANDeath of a Salesman meets Hetalia
I know, but come on! Arthur as the old fashioned put upon Willy, maybe it's the Great depression? Or maybe this is about his rapidly shrinking empire?? Francis as the ever loyal, much abused and enabling Linda?? Or maybe HE is the mysterious mistress? Isn't Mathew perfect for the role of Happy? The invisible, unloved son! Yes! Plus who doesn't want to see Mathew sexing up the ladies, lying through his teeth and being an all around douche? I do! And finally Alfred as Biff, the football hero, Adonis, Happy-could-never-compare-with, prodigal son! He fills those shoes with burger to spare! It's perfect (kinda)
I know anon, I hate the book as much as you, but I still have to reread the whole thing for my exam essays so I am begging you to help me out. Please, make me not hate Death of a Salesman!
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BECAUSE WE NEED MORE RETARDED BROTHERS LOVEAmerica/Australia/Canada: Tired of being called a city boy by his two nature-orientated brothers, America decides to take them on a tour of America's untamed wilderness.
All goes well until they get themselves lost in about the most hellish place you can: the swamps of America's Deep South.
Bonuses to tie into the story:
#1.) Someone ends up wrestling an alligator.
#2.) Someone (preferably Australia) gets scared/freaks out over an alligator snapping turtle and spouts some variation of the line "At least my turtles don't try to kill me!"(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_Snapping_Turtle )
#3.) Someone attempts to fish using the noodling technique (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling )
#4.) They discover they have been only about a mile from a highway the entire time.
Intimacy is preferred (somehow) but not required. ♥
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EVERYONE BECOMES ONE WITH RUSSIAIf this has been done, a link would be spectacular.
Just about Everyone becomes one with Russia. Which leads to the Baltics acting as "councilors" to the still holy-crap-we're-not-independent-anymore?!nations, because, even if they are mentally troubled, they're the most used to living with Russia.
Crack would be awesome as OP is sensitive to full blown angst, if it's at all possible.
Bonus: They have "group therapy" sessions that they don't call group therapy sessions and participate in when they know Russia won't be able to come.
Bonus2: Belarus is the only nation still independent - for obvious reasons. Other nations being bitter about this is a plus~
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I CAN SEE THE OTHER NATIONS TWITCHING WHILST WATCHING FRANCIS EATING ARTHUR'S COOKING... OTLSomeone, please, Arthur/Francis mpreg with Francis being the 'mother' ('cause I can't get the image out of my head! D:). Arguments and snarkiness a plenty, would be freakin' awesome.
Bonus: Francis actually likes Arthur's cooking whilst preggers.
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FOOT FETISHThis anon requests for a foot-fetish fic involving absolutely any two characters of Hetalia. May include smut; just don't forget the foot worship.
Bonus: They get to switch roles (sub and domme) sometime.
Notes
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