Tuesday, 19th May, 2009
- RUSSIA/HUNGARY
Prussia wasn't the only one under Russian occupation, so let's see some interaction between these two for a change.
B: Smut
- ITALIAN SANDWICH
Germany has to unknot the Italy brothers hair again, AND deal with two horny Italians ♥
BONUS: N. Italy tops!
Human names are appreciated, but no must.
- *SLAP*
Germany/Austria - during a quarrel, Germany slaps Austria and both of them are surprised to discover Austria kind of, uhh. Likes it. Sexy time ensues somehow.
Please?
- BECAUSE NOT ALL VAMPIRES ARE SPARKLY
So after seeing all of these Twilight series and its ~*~sparkly vampires~*~ requests, I must ask for some True Blood. It can either be a whole crossover (where vampires "come out of the coffin" in the Hetaliaverse), or someone makes fun of Alfred for Twilight and he goes to prove that not all of his vampires sparkle.
If you're going the crossover route, bonus points go for Eric Northman and Berwald knowing each other before.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY~
Norway's birtday was yesterday. So. I wanna see one or more countries surprise im with something! They could also join the May 17th procession~
hint: procession is a metaphor
Smut is optional but very, very welcome :>
- RUSSIA IS A DADDY
I'm a big fan of city-tans. Like...huge.
I'd like to see a post WWII Russia with his three children. Oldest son, Moscow, only daughter St. Petersburg, and youngest son Stalingrad--who's dealing with a name change.
Moscow should be the overprotective big brother type, St. Petersberg should be like a slightly cynical Ukraine, and Stalingrad should be the misbehaved little brother.
But I just want to see Russia taking care of his "children" after the war and just being a father.
Obviously the kink is: Russia+Fatherhood.
- AND HERE'S A MASSIVE F*CK YOU, WEST!
If... if someone anon wrote this, I would be happy enough to cry
Post-WWII: Prussia has had it with his brother, what with nazis, Preussenschlag and then losing the war. So he is happy (or, you know, at least stomping away in fury) to join Russia and put up a wall.
Germany doesn't think he needs his stupid brother anyway and blames all kind of crap at him.
As the years pass, they start missing each other... a lot
tl:dr-version: in 1945 Germany and Prussia have a big breakup and angst about it until 1989
Can be set during any time of this, so go with dark or sad or fluffy as you'd like anon~
Bonus: Brothercest (duh)
- HE'S A LITTLE LADY LAD KILLER
Spain x Romano
Spain is somehow a kid again - being the same age age as Romano (who is a kid also) and the little Spainard can't resist the opportunity to flirt with the Italian in a pretty dress~
(er, can Spain actually remember who Romano is....pls?)
B: Romano -likes- the flirting
EB: shota if Spain's feeling brave!
EEB: Spain manages to kiss Romano >3
- MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BATTLE
the countries of hetalia find out about the marukaite chikyuu dubs the fans have sung...What I want is to see the countries starting to argue which countries marukaite chikyuu version is better!
Bonus:not beeing able to hold the tension some countries start kissing and making out(no smut plz);3
>///
- I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SCREAM
As much as the fangirls would like to wish otherwise, the fact of the matter is that Prussia's canon voice is... very unpretty.
Prussia is insecure about his voice, and keeps himself quiet in bed (biting sheets/pillows or otherwise muffling himself). His partner (choice up to anon) is having none of that, and is determined to make him scream and moan.
- HANGING OUT IN THE MEDITERANEAN
I thought the write a thon was over on the 24th....oh well~
Um...Spain, Greece, and the Italy brothers just hanging out, kicking it back, and relaxing amongst eachother. Other countries can make cameos but I'd love attention on those 4 just generally being friendly around eachother.
For those who like Spain/S.Italy, you can throw that in if you'd like b-but bonus if you can work in something like Greece/N.Italy or even Spain/Greece, yay rarepairs
- RUSSIA X AMERICA
Would love to see something that starts off as placid!Russia and America having totally great, sweet, tender sex. But then something sets crazy!Russia off and it turns into brutal non-con that America simply can't escape from. Bonus points for gunplay and gagging.
Don't look at me like that. :|
- AMERICA AND THE SEARCH FOR ATLANTIS-TAN
America (and whoever wants to tag along) goes looking for the lost city of Atlantis. And find it and it's nation-tan~ Really, I just want to see an Atlantis-tan!
- SEX. NOW.
Romano suddenly gets this urgent need for sex after seeing Antonio make a sexy gesture, so in the middle of a meeting he drags him out ton empty room to fulfill his sexual urge. Obviously NC-17 Spain tops. Bonus: Romano talking dirty in spanish to turn on Spain as he is.
- THEY WENT THERE
Shinatty-chan/Pedobear.
8D
Bonus:: Pedobear is actually Pedobear!Prussia.
- ENGLAND/CANADA
" BUT I DON'T LOVE AMERICA! I LOVE YOU! "
Yes. There.
- MOTHERLOVER
Greece Egypt Motherlover
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-motherlover/1099491/
- FUNNY... I REMEMBER HAVING ONE...
Yes in that order. Yes, that's right. Not just one but a whole gang of them pls.
America leaves England in charge of looking after his mochimerica for a few days but conveniently forgets to tell him just how to look after them. They begin multiplying and...
- LET'S SEE AMERICA'S PARENTING SKILLS
Ok, so far I've seen a lot of these where America is a kid/has been turned into a child and England has to take care of him, but I haven't seen the reverse. So I'd really like to see something where England (accidently?) getting turned into a child with America being forced to take care of him, perhaps because nobody else is willing to. As for the kink, once England changes back to normal, I'd love to see dub-con, some bondage, orgasm denial, and begging please.
- LITHUANIA/UKRAINE
So for some reason, these two have popped into this Anon's head and won't leave~
I would like Ukraine comforting Liet after being again turned down by Belarus. Romance and/or sex is not necessary, but anon would love fluff... because she's a sucker for it. Please?
- STEPHEN HARPER EATS WHAT?
So some of you may or not know of the Canadian (perhaps it is mostly Ontarian??) joke that the Prime Minister Stephen Harper "eats babies". Of course he doesn't really, but we make fun of it all the time (still).
One of the other countries overhears/sees something about it and thinks it's real. The first thing they think of is the possibility of a fascist Canada springing up out of nowhere, since they don't pay attention to Canada they don't know how unlikely it is. So they spread the news of Canada's terrifying boss around.
Suddenly Germany is inviting Canada over to bratwurst and giving speeches about how it's "Okay to not always listen to you boss" and Russia starts reminiscing about how a bad boss can screw up a country. Spain freaks out when Canada wears blue (Blueshirts) etc. And Canada has no idea what the fuck is going on. How anon chooses to resolve the problem, and if they become closer, or just angry, with Canada is up to anon <3
long request is long, gaah! (dear god say this hasn't been done)
- HEALING THE WOUNDS
Kay, so I have recently seen America/Broken!England so now I'd like to see the opposite~~!
In other words, something happens to America, leaves him completely broken, and England is the one who takes care of him.~~
Can be either current America or Child!America (the itty bitty America with his little nightdress.~~) since idk, I found the idea of England trying to help his "son" get over whatever happened to him to be cute. ♥ rofl. -ashamed-
Sexytiems is optional, but appreciated.~~ Only requirement I have is US top, OTL;;;. If it's older!US, anyway.
ROFL SORRY FOR SO MANY REQUIREMENTS. -bow- OP will love whoever fills this forever and ever!
- ONE WITH AMERICA
So, I'm pretty sure you've heard the little rumor about America trying to take over Canada right? WELL IT'S TRUE!
Sure, he pretty much has Canada all to himself, but not completely! (He refuses to let Canada out of his sight after seeing him make out with Russia.)<--- ignore that.
So they'll either get married, or become one with America!!! Happy ending right? :D
(This story can either be funny and filled with MARRY ME DAMN IT![one-with-America-one-with-America]
Or filled with creepy "Mine. You'll always be mine, don't you understand that?" and what not. )
- FOR THE LOVE OF MUSIS
I'm surprised this hasn't been requested yet. But I'd like some Austria/von Trapp family. Just simple interactions like the family singing for Austria or him playing for him. Stuff like that
- CATHOLICISM VS PASTAFARIAN
I'd be surprised if this hasn't been requested yet, buuut...
N. Italy/Flying Spaghetti Monster. Tentacle raep if you want, but I'm looking for N. Italy struggling between Catholicism and his new Pastafarian identity.
- IN WHICH LATVIA SELLS HIMSELF
This had been on Anon's mind for a while...
Latvia has been having economic problems and decides to sell his body to Russia. Kinda like an Okane Ga Nai thing I guess.
Only one thing...please no rape! That scares anon very much, yes...
- SWEENEY TODD CROSSOVER
Hetalia Sweendey Todd please.
England as Sweeney America as Lucy, France as Judge Turpin, chibi-America as Johanna, and Canada as Mrs. Lovett. The rest of the characters are up to you.
- FRANCE IS PERSUED
FrancexEngland or EnglandxFrance
The twist? England is the one that pursues France.
- HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CROSSOVER
Hetalia/High School Musical AU... crossover thing.
Yes. Yes, I'm embarrassing myself. Luckily this is anon.
Bonus points if America & Canada are Sharpay & Ryan (because America just wants to be fabulous, right). But I'm not too bothered about roles per se, I just like guilty pleasure movies and "AU crossover things".
Oh, I'm not bothered about what movie you're basing it off or anything.
- CAN'T YOU COUNT?!
I would love to see the North American dysfunctional family bowling. And not at just any bowling alley, but one of those older, all scoring done by hand, filled with smoke (even though there's supposedly no smoking indoors), so loud no one can hear you, and everyone is drinking bowling alleys.
Bonus: Whoever is keeping score keeps cheating/just can't keep the score straight.
I know it's an odd request, but I would love an author anon forever for doing this ♥ (And while I would much prefer having Canada, America, France, and England, I wouldn't mind if you felt the need to narrow it down to just two or three of them)
- CANADA/KOREA
Korea falls in love with Canada while they're at Canada's Wonderland!
Fluff is definitely wanted! Smut is appreciated too~! You can also add other people in the story as well!
- SINCE WHEN HAVE WE HAD CASUAL FRIDAY?
I can't be the only one that finds suits really freakin' sexy. Complicated request:
So, it's Canada's first G7 (G7+2, whatever you like really) and he overshoots on his clothing and goes in a suit, while everyone else is more casual. Maybe it's Casual Friday? No one else has seen him in a suit before, they find it attractive, sexytimes ensue.
B: Bondage with his tie.
- HOW THEY STARTED
So, remember how Sweden won the Ebay bid for Sealand? What was Finland's initial reaction when dear Su-san brought home our favorite hyperactive micro nation? Was he thrilled? Shocked? Angry that Sealand was calling him "mama"? 8D
'Something cute and funny.
I hope this hasn't been requested before? S-sorry if it has. OTL
- CALLING BRAVE ANONS
Anyone brave enough to write some bestiality? It can be with any of the characters and any animal, but I'd prefer a female and a canine. The more descriptive the better.
- HIGHSCHOOL AU
offical female!England/America school AU.
- YANDERE!AMERICA/MEXICO
America finds out about the Zimmerman Note and is not pleased with Mexico. Eventually results in non-con with a really possessive/yandere America?
- LET'S GO SWIMMING
Making out, (or making love, whatever XD )in a private indoor swimming pool. (since somebody has to have one in their house XD )
No swimming suits! Either they jumped in with there clothes on and proceeded to take them off, or they were already naked.
OP will love you forever if at first they were just fooling around (like playing marco polo or something, bonus points if one of them mentions that they hate water polo because they almost drowned in the deep end one time.)
Pairing: either Russia/Canada [Russia being in love with Canada and not crazy] (with America finding out and trying to get in the building to stop that "bastard", but failing *optional*)
Or France/England (With France playing cheesy music in the background *also optional*)
If we could get double fill then I think I'd die from joy~!♥
(but now I'm just being greedy XD )
- THEN 'GOD BLESS THE USA' STARTED PLAYING...
Would someone like to do America/England (or whoever) based on this Texts From Last Night entry?: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/45870
For the link phobic the text is this:
(651): Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
- GOD DAMMIT, DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL?
Romance. Any pairing with that line.
With this song for inspiration! (but none of the lyrics in the story)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpbVrqezAgc&feature=PlayList&p=FD72F4B3D9B2A7B4&index=4&playnext=3&playnext_from=PL
- SAS
So England has probably one of the most badass 'special forces' ever, the SAS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Air_Service). I just want him rescuing someone or just being badass. (Hell, if its France, I'd love you for life).
* ATOMIC BOMBINGS
America/Japan about the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I'd like a guilt ridden America and an angsty Japan, but if you have something else in mind that’s cool as long as it is not non-con or torture. As far as sex goes, it could be simple kissing or down right smut. XD Thanks.
- PAIN + HUMILIATION = LOVE
I see it like this, Anon: Alfred gets off on pain, fear, humiliation, and degradation. He goes to someone he once defeated in war but is now on good terms with and has a lot of trust with, and asks them to dress in their old war uniform while administering the above, playing out a "what if" scenario in which he lost whatever the war was. Preferred partners would be Arthur or Kiku, but if you can make it work with someone else, go for it.
Hardcore, please! No scat, please, but anything else goes. Take it as far as you want, leave scars, whatever. All I ask is that it's obvious Alfred wants and loves it.
Bonus, option 1: the safe word is "surrender"
Bonus, option 2 (would have to be someone Alfred trusts absolutely): there is no safe word
- ENGLAND VS VICHY FRANCE
U.K./Vichy France
Inspired by this fanart
U.K. is forced to fight against a brainwashed or amnesiatic France during the Vichy regime.
- PIRATE!UK
Pirate!UK and anyone. Non-con with use of chains and/or bloodplay.
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Netherlands/Norway.
Arguing about their definition of "the green fairy"
- GLASSES KINK
Japan/S. Korea in that Japan has a glasses fetish and Korea just so happens to be wearing glasses (angst can be included if wanted and smut as well, but be tasteful, and bonus points for mentioning America or Canada)
- PRUSSIA/AUSTRIA
Because there's never enough of those two.
The kink?
I want it dirty, rough, hardcore, and kinky.
Bonus: Using human names as a form of intimacy between the two
Bonus2: Fisting - come on, there's not enough of it! And the trust that goes into that sort of act is astounding.
Superbonus: If both of those above bonuses are combined.
reCaptcha: morale Beethoven (-snorts- Classical music in my reCaptcha. Ha!)
- AND NOW IT'S...
Germany + Nations.
Two words: The Producers.
“Springtime, for Hitler, and Germany…”
Germany’s reaction, the Nations’ reaction, or any combination of the above.
- FRANCE REALLY IS A FAIRY!
Saw a pic of France the other day. His ears looked almost pointed.
France = Elf? Who says that Nations have to be humans? They’re anthrophormorphic personifications! So France as an Elf, and England’s just finding out…
You know, this could explain Canada. If he’s got sidhe blood, no wonder most people can’t see him most of the time…
- KING FOR A DAY
For some reason, America is indisposed and can’t intend an important meeting/event/etc. As such, the Nations call upon Matthew to impersonate him, giving him a crash-course in ‘Americanism’.
Bonus: If someone force-feeds Canada a hamburger, Canada gets locked in a room with Prussia for ‘awesome’ lessons, etc...
And LOVE bonus: If Canada ends up out-Alfreding Alfred, and has to be ‘de-brainwashed’ back to normal!
- GOTTA PAY TO GET INSIDE ENGLAND
Inspired by an email I received from a friend that is just learning how to speak English. "---I had to pay plenty just to get inside England!" So, my request?
ex-courtesan/highclass prostitute Arthur AU
Established USUK wherein Alfred doesn't know about his Arthur's past until one day Arthur's former client/s either:
a) Don't know about their relationship (or that Arthur has gone monogamous on them) and proceed to ask Alfred how much he's paying Arthur/try to buy Arthur from him
or
b) Proposition Arthur in front of Alfred (causing loads of misunderstandings and whatnot.)
Uhm, bonus points for possessive!Alfred + angry!Sex. (':
- THE MORNING AFTER
Prussia and Austria lounging in bed together the morning after. Repartee and kisses, please! Bonus points for sharing a cigarette.
- A PRUSSIAN SANDWICH (IN NORDIC BREAD)
Finland/Prussia/Sweden sandwich of deliciousness
The kink is Finland and Sweden decide to tag-team Prussia.
- HE REALLY ENJOYS MUSIC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWxKga2wp9Y
MY FRIEND DESCRIBED THE END OF BACCHANALE AS A "MUSICAL ORGASM"
SO HOW ABOUT AUSTRIA PLAYING BACCANALE AND THEN ORGASMING AT THE END
OR HE COULD JUST BE LISTENING TO IT, I DON'T CARE
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
- FRANCE/CANADA -- LOVER'S SPAT
There two are generally portrayed with a really close/amicable relationship. Recently in the news, France has made claims to some seabed around French territories Saint Pierre and Miquelon (around Newfoundland). Canada insists the claims are invalid, and the border was settled over a decade ago. For more: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story/2009/04/30/seabed-stpierre-430.html
Op would like to see other nation's observing a sudden cooling of French-Canadian relations. Maybe at a world meeting, where they keep trying to work in digs against the other. Bonus if one nation tells them it's not a big deal, making things awkward all around.
- ANGSTY AMERICA AND CANADA
Russia kidnaps America and Canada. He rapes Canada and forces America to participate. Make it as angsty and sad as possible, please!
- REPLACEMENT
England cruelly taunts Sealand about being Aland's replacement, after having a particularily bad day and not wanting to deal with the brat. So, Sealand, who previously had no idea his 'parents' already had another kid, decides to...
Come on anon, give me family fluff!
Bonus) Aland is a university student that keeps coming to visit Sweden and Finland every so often. Loving parents assumed Peter knew who Aland was, since they always get along so well whenever Aland came over.
Bonus 2) England is confronted by the angry parents (and Finland's sniper rifle).
- F.U.C.K.
'Fornication Under Consent of the King' or FUCK.
(Dear Arthur, I know I speak for everyone when I ask 'What were you thinking when you made that shit up?')
Yes, ladies and gents that is what fuck originally meant.
Now, my dear anon, show me how it worked. ;)
- IVAN'S ELEVEN
Russia has lost Lithuania to America. Whatever shall he do now?
Pull an Ocean's Eleven, of course! And, where best to do it than in America's own personal Sin City, Las Vegas!!!
Now, who wants to volunteer to help in his hour of need and... (Russia is a vindictive psycho after all!) ...gain a little extra from the consequential heist?
- WONDERLAND IS A BAD PLACE FOR COUPLES
Somehow, the Hetalia canon pairings (yes, anon, ALL of them) are sent to Wonderland, and from then on are molested, sexually assaulted, offered to participate in threesomes or maybe even orgies, having people coming on to them in front of their significant others and much, much more.
Can (or will) each pairing defend their partners or will they give in to the temptations of Wonderland?
- WHO'S THE COCKTEASE?
Canada/Russia or Russia/Canada, in which one has drugged the other's drink, making their partner extremely horny. From there, the one doing the drugging proceeds to deny pleasing the other while making seemingly innocent innuendoes and gestures that really just get the other going. Stuff like chewing the end of a pen, licking fingers, etc.
Eventually the one that's been drugged caves in and jumps the other, resulting in hard, desperate sex.
Bonus points for 'punishment'.
- THE ALMOST PARODY OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS
Once upon a time, in the far off land of Scandinavia was the Norse Empire (also known as Mordor). The Empire was ruled by four great Lords: Sweden, Finland, Denmark and Norway.
Now, Lord Sweden was besotten with Lord Finland and wanted to ask the kind Lord to marry him. So, he went off to make a finely crafted engagement ring in the best forge of the land, which happened to be in a volcano, which happened to be called, by foreigners, Mt. Doom (maybe they didn't like volcanos?). But when the ring was finally ready to be given to its intended a seige struck the castle.
Apparently, Sweden forgot that Denmark tended to take to holidays with a little too much enthusiasm (and liked to send out 'Declarations of War' as April Fool's jokes forgetting they won't arrive on April first, no matter how early in the morning you send them), Norway had been away negotiating trade routes with another kingdom, and their son, the young Iceland and Lord Finland had really little to no experience of keeping up with the more energetic Dane - or knew that bashing his head in, if necesary, was part of procedure.
During the seige, the ring was lost and Lord Sweden in his panic sent out his troops to find it.
Sealand, the orphaned brother of a cousin of Denmark's and the adopted son of Sweden, hearing of Lord Sweden's plight went off to join the search (Sweden told him 'no' when he asked, but ended up doing it anyway.), and miraculously found the Ring of Power, uh...oops, I mean...the engagement ring! Yeah, engagement ring (with odd super powers and the weirdest GPS tracking device that allows Sweden to know where it is while someone wears it, that didn't really have to be placed on the ring, but...yeah...Sweden's an odd guy that loves Finland a bit...much...)! Shame that Sealand realized afterwards that he was completely lost. He later on refers to himself as Gollum ...because apparently refering to yourself as part of the Scandinavian imperial family is BAD, in these parts, and he has no idea why!
Finland is Sealand's unofficial mother-figure (even if he is a guy) and is obviously the first to notice that he's missing. Realizing that Sweden had sent his troops out almost immediately after the seige, Finland comes to the conclusion that Sweden was the first to realize Sealand's disappearance and in a manner to help the Swede's effort sends out his troops to aide Sweden's troops find Sealand. He also asks Eduard the White to help him find his lost charge.
This causes much confusion on both sides.
In Gondor it looks like the Scandinavian dark army is trying to take over Middle-Earth. While Denmark takes it as if something really bad must have happened for not only Sweden but also kind little Finland to declare war and send out their troops.
So, what does he do? He pronounces war and attacks Gondor. I mean if they have a war on their hands they might as well beat up the next door bastards, while they're at it, right?
So tell me anon, how does this story end?
Will peace be returned to Middle-Earth? Will Sealand ever get back home? Will Norway ever get home in time to straighten out this mess? Will Gar!Finland make an appearance? What are all the other Nation-tans upto as war comes to Middle-Earth? What is Iceland doing while pandemonium, war, worried parents, and general misunderstandings decide to go on a rampage? Will Sweden find out Sealand disobeyed him and is now alone out there, in a Scandinavian hating, ring-stealing world? Who is Russia and will we become one with him? Is Eduard trying to help Finland or did he forget, as he realized how awesome being a high level Techmage is - not to mention his problem with the Ents (damn enviromentalists, computer viruses only infect computers!)? Will Italia Veneziano ever get his pasta? And, more importantly, will Sweden ever get to propose to Finland?
- UK ORGY
Scotland/Wales/England/N.Ireland orgy. England's brothers decide they've had enough of being sidelined and jump him. The whole thing turns into a huge orgy.
- CAVITY SEARCH
Let's see -
dentist!America with patient!Canada!
You know how Canada can make those AH-mazing moans ;]
B: Canada has a cavity :O
- ONLY HALF THE ITALY (OR SO HE THOUGHT)
I'm aware there's been a prompt for Italy brothers deathfic, though this is a little different (I think):
Split Personality
After Romano dies, Italy is devastated and attempts to cope with Germany. Unbeknownst to Italy, his brother was too stubborn to truly move on, and remains bound to him as what others believe is a "split personality" from the trauma. But Romano will do whatever he can to make his presence known and to be completely free, though it seems something more might be keeping him from vanishing to the netherworld.
B (really truly optional): Some sort of exorcism/spell is attempted to get rid of Italy's "personality problem" (possession), but only leaves his brother free to haunt and cockblock outside of the head.
EB: Spain involved somewhere in it all!
*No specific tone in mind, though angst/psychological horror would be just as interesting as a crackier and humorous take on it. Smut can even work too*
- ACCIDENTAL APHRODISIAC
I really want to see something where Spain accidentally gives Romano an aphrodisiac.
Maybe France gave Spain some "special" chocolate that Romano unknowingly ate while Spain wasn't around?
Smut, smut, a somewhat reluctant Romano but of course he really does want it, he just doesn't want to admit it~, and Spain being secretly pleased.
Bonus: cuddly fluffy ending? Please~?
- GAKUEN HETALIA AU
Alfred doesn't understand why the 'young master' of the student council doesn't see his awesomeness.
So he's set out to prove how great he is but things backfire when he realize that...
'Fuck, I'm gay.'
Oh. So it was more than animosity that was keeping him up at night.
The twist?:
While Alfred stalks follows Arthur around - trying to get his attention yet again - he took a peek while Arthur was changing. And discovers something quite shocking...
Boys don't have boobs
And they don't hide their real hair in wigs...right?
...Right???
Oh, the irony.
BONUS!:
- Alfred uses this to blackmail Arthur into...whatever anon wants!
- Manages to get Arthur to wear the school's girls uniform.
- Alfred ACTUALLY succeeding in getting Arthur as his uh...boy/girlfriend. Consensual or not?
YOU CAN DO IT ANON! <3
- OP APOLOGIES
Teutonic Knight!Prussia. Shota rape.
Bonus points and thrown panties if he prays at some point.
- THE NATIONS HAVE GONE BATSHIT MENTAL
This anon would like to see, for no reason at all, one of the nations regressing back to their most power hungry/dangerous/insane personification for a day (could be longer if you want). I want to see how the other nations react to seeing the country like that again or for the first time. Any nation will do.
Anon admits to being partial Conquistador!Spain BritishEmpirePirate!England, and ManafestDestiny!America, but would really give her left arm for Viking!Sweden. And oh the things that could be done with China. Maybe even Prussia coming back to life as Crusader!Prussia.
Also could make for some good non-con if the author so chooses.
Surprise me Anon. ~ ♥
- WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME
Okay, so I was researching about sausages last week (Er...don't judge me...? xD;)
And...uh...
'In Germany exists a card game called "Wurstquartett". The aim of the game is to win all the sausages of the opponent.' --Wikipedia
So...er...can I have Germany hosting some party and he decides to make everyone play Wurstquartett? (orz does anyone actually know how to play this game?)
Th-Thank you in advance, for anyone who's actually willing to fill this...*dies*
- FRANCE GETS HIS JUST DESSERTS
France/Hungary, Hungary tops. France starts molesting Austria or Hungary as usual, but things don't end up the way he expected it. Bonus for France tied up in the bed begging for mercy. Make it kinky.
- SELF GRATIFICATION IS A SIN
Young!Romano fapping to Spain.
Bonus: if Romano feels guilty about it. Remember, back then masturbating was a big sin.
- POTATO BASTARD! *INSERT APPRECIATIVE MOAN HERE*
Germany/Romano. With Romano insulting Germany throughout, and Germany feeling hot all over because of it. It's all (definitely) consensual.
- SETTLE FOR SECOND BEST
Greece/S. Korea; both want Japan but have to settle for each other. Much much much love if they both call out the wrong name during sexytime.
Notes
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Prussia wasn't the only one under Russian occupation, so let's see some interaction between these two for a change.
B: Smut
- ITALIAN SANDWICH
Germany has to unknot the Italy brothers hair again, AND deal with two horny Italians ♥
BONUS: N. Italy tops!
Human names are appreciated, but no must.
- *SLAP*
Germany/Austria - during a quarrel, Germany slaps Austria and both of them are surprised to discover Austria kind of, uhh. Likes it. Sexy time ensues somehow.
Please?
- BECAUSE NOT ALL VAMPIRES ARE SPARKLY
So after seeing all of these Twilight series and its ~*~sparkly vampires~*~ requests, I must ask for some True Blood. It can either be a whole crossover (where vampires "come out of the coffin" in the Hetaliaverse), or someone makes fun of Alfred for Twilight and he goes to prove that not all of his vampires sparkle.
If you're going the crossover route, bonus points go for Eric Northman and Berwald knowing each other before.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY~
Norway's birtday was yesterday. So. I wanna see one or more countries surprise im with something! They could also join the May 17th procession~
hint: procession is a metaphor
Smut is optional but very, very welcome :>
- RUSSIA IS A DADDY
I'm a big fan of city-tans. Like...huge.
I'd like to see a post WWII Russia with his three children. Oldest son, Moscow, only daughter St. Petersburg, and youngest son Stalingrad--who's dealing with a name change.
Moscow should be the overprotective big brother type, St. Petersberg should be like a slightly cynical Ukraine, and Stalingrad should be the misbehaved little brother.
But I just want to see Russia taking care of his "children" after the war and just being a father.
Obviously the kink is: Russia+Fatherhood.
- AND HERE'S A MASSIVE F*CK YOU, WEST!
If... if someone anon wrote this, I would be happy enough to cry
Post-WWII: Prussia has had it with his brother, what with nazis, Preussenschlag and then losing the war. So he is happy (or, you know, at least stomping away in fury) to join Russia and put up a wall.
Germany doesn't think he needs his stupid brother anyway and blames all kind of crap at him.
As the years pass, they start missing each other... a lot
tl:dr-version: in 1945 Germany and Prussia have a big breakup and angst about it until 1989
Can be set during any time of this, so go with dark or sad or fluffy as you'd like anon~
Bonus: Brothercest (duh)
- HE'S A LITTLE LADY LAD KILLER
Spain x Romano
Spain is somehow a kid again - being the same age age as Romano (who is a kid also) and the little Spainard can't resist the opportunity to flirt with the Italian in a pretty dress~
(er, can Spain actually remember who Romano is....pls?)
B: Romano -likes- the flirting
EB: shota if Spain's feeling brave!
EEB: Spain manages to kiss Romano >3
- MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BATTLE
the countries of hetalia find out about the marukaite chikyuu dubs the fans have sung...What I want is to see the countries starting to argue which countries marukaite chikyuu version is better!
Bonus:not beeing able to hold the tension some countries start kissing and making out(no smut plz);3
>///
- I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SCREAM
As much as the fangirls would like to wish otherwise, the fact of the matter is that Prussia's canon voice is... very unpretty.
Prussia is insecure about his voice, and keeps himself quiet in bed (biting sheets/pillows or otherwise muffling himself). His partner (choice up to anon) is having none of that, and is determined to make him scream and moan.
- HANGING OUT IN THE MEDITERANEAN
I thought the write a thon was over on the 24th....oh well~
Um...Spain, Greece, and the Italy brothers just hanging out, kicking it back, and relaxing amongst eachother. Other countries can make cameos but I'd love attention on those 4 just generally being friendly around eachother.
For those who like Spain/S.Italy, you can throw that in if you'd like b-but bonus if you can work in something like Greece/N.Italy or even Spain/Greece, yay rarepairs
- RUSSIA X AMERICA
Would love to see something that starts off as placid!Russia and America having totally great, sweet, tender sex. But then something sets crazy!Russia off and it turns into brutal non-con that America simply can't escape from. Bonus points for gunplay and gagging.
Don't look at me like that. :|
- AMERICA AND THE SEARCH FOR ATLANTIS-TAN
America (and whoever wants to tag along) goes looking for the lost city of Atlantis. And find it and it's nation-tan~ Really, I just want to see an Atlantis-tan!
- SEX. NOW.
Romano suddenly gets this urgent need for sex after seeing Antonio make a sexy gesture, so in the middle of a meeting he drags him out ton empty room to fulfill his sexual urge. Obviously NC-17 Spain tops. Bonus: Romano talking dirty in spanish to turn on Spain as he is.
- THEY WENT THERE
Shinatty-chan/Pedobear.
8D
Bonus:: Pedobear is actually Pedobear!Prussia.
- ENGLAND/CANADA
" BUT I DON'T LOVE AMERICA! I LOVE YOU! "
Yes. There.
- MOTHERLOVER
Greece Egypt Motherlover
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-motherlover/1099491/
- FUNNY... I REMEMBER HAVING ONE...
Yes in that order. Yes, that's right. Not just one but a whole gang of them pls.
America leaves England in charge of looking after his mochimerica for a few days but conveniently forgets to tell him just how to look after them. They begin multiplying and...
- LET'S SEE AMERICA'S PARENTING SKILLS
Ok, so far I've seen a lot of these where America is a kid/has been turned into a child and England has to take care of him, but I haven't seen the reverse. So I'd really like to see something where England (accidently?) getting turned into a child with America being forced to take care of him, perhaps because nobody else is willing to. As for the kink, once England changes back to normal, I'd love to see dub-con, some bondage, orgasm denial, and begging please.
- LITHUANIA/UKRAINE
So for some reason, these two have popped into this Anon's head and won't leave~
I would like Ukraine comforting Liet after being again turned down by Belarus. Romance and/or sex is not necessary, but anon would love fluff... because she's a sucker for it. Please?
- STEPHEN HARPER EATS WHAT?
So some of you may or not know of the Canadian (perhaps it is mostly Ontarian??) joke that the Prime Minister Stephen Harper "eats babies". Of course he doesn't really, but we make fun of it all the time (still).
One of the other countries overhears/sees something about it and thinks it's real. The first thing they think of is the possibility of a fascist Canada springing up out of nowhere, since they don't pay attention to Canada they don't know how unlikely it is. So they spread the news of Canada's terrifying boss around.
Suddenly Germany is inviting Canada over to bratwurst and giving speeches about how it's "Okay to not always listen to you boss" and Russia starts reminiscing about how a bad boss can screw up a country. Spain freaks out when Canada wears blue (Blueshirts) etc. And Canada has no idea what the fuck is going on. How anon chooses to resolve the problem, and if they become closer, or just angry, with Canada is up to anon <3
long request is long, gaah! (dear god say this hasn't been done)
- HEALING THE WOUNDS
Kay, so I have recently seen America/Broken!England so now I'd like to see the opposite~~!
In other words, something happens to America, leaves him completely broken, and England is the one who takes care of him.~~
Can be either current America or Child!America (the itty bitty America with his little nightdress.~~) since idk, I found the idea of England trying to help his "son" get over whatever happened to him to be cute. ♥ rofl. -ashamed-
Sexytiems is optional, but appreciated.~~ Only requirement I have is US top, OTL;;;. If it's older!US, anyway.
ROFL SORRY FOR SO MANY REQUIREMENTS. -bow- OP will love whoever fills this forever and ever!
- ONE WITH AMERICA
So, I'm pretty sure you've heard the little rumor about America trying to take over Canada right? WELL IT'S TRUE!
Sure, he pretty much has Canada all to himself, but not completely! (He refuses to let Canada out of his sight after seeing him make out with Russia.)<--- ignore that.
So they'll either get married, or become one with America!!! Happy ending right? :D
(This story can either be funny and filled with MARRY ME DAMN IT![one-with-America-one-with-America]
Or filled with creepy "Mine. You'll always be mine, don't you understand that?" and what not. )
- FOR THE LOVE OF MUSIS
I'm surprised this hasn't been requested yet. But I'd like some Austria/von Trapp family. Just simple interactions like the family singing for Austria or him playing for him. Stuff like that
- CATHOLICISM VS PASTAFARIAN
I'd be surprised if this hasn't been requested yet, buuut...
N. Italy/Flying Spaghetti Monster. Tentacle raep if you want, but I'm looking for N. Italy struggling between Catholicism and his new Pastafarian identity.
- IN WHICH LATVIA SELLS HIMSELF
This had been on Anon's mind for a while...
Latvia has been having economic problems and decides to sell his body to Russia. Kinda like an Okane Ga Nai thing I guess.
Only one thing...please no rape! That scares anon very much, yes...
- SWEENEY TODD CROSSOVER
Hetalia Sweendey Todd please.
England as Sweeney America as Lucy, France as Judge Turpin, chibi-America as Johanna, and Canada as Mrs. Lovett. The rest of the characters are up to you.
- FRANCE IS PERSUED
FrancexEngland or EnglandxFrance
The twist? England is the one that pursues France.
- HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CROSSOVER
Hetalia/High School Musical AU... crossover thing.
Yes. Yes, I'm embarrassing myself. Luckily this is anon.
Bonus points if America & Canada are Sharpay & Ryan (because America just wants to be fabulous, right). But I'm not too bothered about roles per se, I just like guilty pleasure movies and "AU crossover things".
Oh, I'm not bothered about what movie you're basing it off or anything.
- CAN'T YOU COUNT?!
I would love to see the North American dysfunctional family bowling. And not at just any bowling alley, but one of those older, all scoring done by hand, filled with smoke (even though there's supposedly no smoking indoors), so loud no one can hear you, and everyone is drinking bowling alleys.
Bonus: Whoever is keeping score keeps cheating/just can't keep the score straight.
I know it's an odd request, but I would love an author anon forever for doing this ♥ (And while I would much prefer having Canada, America, France, and England, I wouldn't mind if you felt the need to narrow it down to just two or three of them)
- CANADA/KOREA
Korea falls in love with Canada while they're at Canada's Wonderland!
Fluff is definitely wanted! Smut is appreciated too~! You can also add other people in the story as well!
- SINCE WHEN HAVE WE HAD CASUAL FRIDAY?
I can't be the only one that finds suits really freakin' sexy. Complicated request:
So, it's Canada's first G7 (G7+2, whatever you like really) and he overshoots on his clothing and goes in a suit, while everyone else is more casual. Maybe it's Casual Friday? No one else has seen him in a suit before, they find it attractive, sexytimes ensue.
B: Bondage with his tie.
- HOW THEY STARTED
So, remember how Sweden won the Ebay bid for Sealand? What was Finland's initial reaction when dear Su-san brought home our favorite hyperactive micro nation? Was he thrilled? Shocked? Angry that Sealand was calling him "mama"? 8D
'Something cute and funny.
I hope this hasn't been requested before? S-sorry if it has. OTL
- CALLING BRAVE ANONS
Anyone brave enough to write some bestiality? It can be with any of the characters and any animal, but I'd prefer a female and a canine. The more descriptive the better.
- HIGHSCHOOL AU
offical female!England/America school AU.
- YANDERE!AMERICA/MEXICO
America finds out about the Zimmerman Note and is not pleased with Mexico. Eventually results in non-con with a really possessive/yandere America?
- LET'S GO SWIMMING
Making out, (or making love, whatever XD )in a private indoor swimming pool. (since somebody has to have one in their house XD )
No swimming suits! Either they jumped in with there clothes on and proceeded to take them off, or they were already naked.
OP will love you forever if at first they were just fooling around (like playing marco polo or something, bonus points if one of them mentions that they hate water polo because they almost drowned in the deep end one time.)
Pairing: either Russia/Canada [Russia being in love with Canada and not crazy] (with America finding out and trying to get in the building to stop that "bastard", but failing *optional*)
Or France/England (With France playing cheesy music in the background *also optional*)
If we could get double fill then I think I'd die from joy~!♥
(but now I'm just being greedy XD )
- THEN 'GOD BLESS THE USA' STARTED PLAYING...
Would someone like to do America/England (or whoever) based on this Texts From Last Night entry?: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/45870
For the link phobic the text is this:
(651): Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
- GOD DAMMIT, DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL?
Romance. Any pairing with that line.
With this song for inspiration! (but none of the lyrics in the story)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpbVrqezAgc&feature=PlayList&p=FD72F4B3D9B2A7B4&index=4&playnext=3&playnext_from=PL
- SAS
So England has probably one of the most badass 'special forces' ever, the SAS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Air_Service). I just want him rescuing someone or just being badass. (Hell, if its France, I'd love you for life).
* ATOMIC BOMBINGS
America/Japan about the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I'd like a guilt ridden America and an angsty Japan, but if you have something else in mind that’s cool as long as it is not non-con or torture. As far as sex goes, it could be simple kissing or down right smut. XD Thanks.
- PAIN + HUMILIATION = LOVE
I see it like this, Anon: Alfred gets off on pain, fear, humiliation, and degradation. He goes to someone he once defeated in war but is now on good terms with and has a lot of trust with, and asks them to dress in their old war uniform while administering the above, playing out a "what if" scenario in which he lost whatever the war was. Preferred partners would be Arthur or Kiku, but if you can make it work with someone else, go for it.
Hardcore, please! No scat, please, but anything else goes. Take it as far as you want, leave scars, whatever. All I ask is that it's obvious Alfred wants and loves it.
Bonus, option 1: the safe word is "surrender"
Bonus, option 2 (would have to be someone Alfred trusts absolutely): there is no safe word
- ENGLAND VS VICHY FRANCE
U.K./Vichy France
Inspired by this fanart
U.K. is forced to fight against a brainwashed or amnesiatic France during the Vichy regime.
- PIRATE!UK
Pirate!UK and anyone. Non-con with use of chains and/or bloodplay.
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Netherlands/Norway.
Arguing about their definition of "the green fairy"
- GLASSES KINK
Japan/S. Korea in that Japan has a glasses fetish and Korea just so happens to be wearing glasses (angst can be included if wanted and smut as well, but be tasteful, and bonus points for mentioning America or Canada)
- PRUSSIA/AUSTRIA
Because there's never enough of those two.
The kink?
I want it dirty, rough, hardcore, and kinky.
Bonus: Using human names as a form of intimacy between the two
Bonus2: Fisting - come on, there's not enough of it! And the trust that goes into that sort of act is astounding.
Superbonus: If both of those above bonuses are combined.
reCaptcha: morale Beethoven (-snorts- Classical music in my reCaptcha. Ha!)
- AND NOW IT'S...
Germany + Nations.
Two words: The Producers.
“Springtime, for Hitler, and Germany…”
Germany’s reaction, the Nations’ reaction, or any combination of the above.
- FRANCE REALLY IS A FAIRY!
Saw a pic of France the other day. His ears looked almost pointed.
France = Elf? Who says that Nations have to be humans? They’re anthrophormorphic personifications! So France as an Elf, and England’s just finding out…
You know, this could explain Canada. If he’s got sidhe blood, no wonder most people can’t see him most of the time…
- KING FOR A DAY
For some reason, America is indisposed and can’t intend an important meeting/event/etc. As such, the Nations call upon Matthew to impersonate him, giving him a crash-course in ‘Americanism’.
Bonus: If someone force-feeds Canada a hamburger, Canada gets locked in a room with Prussia for ‘awesome’ lessons, etc...
And LOVE bonus: If Canada ends up out-Alfreding Alfred, and has to be ‘de-brainwashed’ back to normal!
- GOTTA PAY TO GET INSIDE ENGLAND
Inspired by an email I received from a friend that is just learning how to speak English. "---I had to pay plenty just to get inside England!" So, my request?
ex-courtesan/highclass prostitute Arthur AU
Established USUK wherein Alfred doesn't know about his Arthur's past until one day Arthur's former client/s either:
a) Don't know about their relationship (or that Arthur has gone monogamous on them) and proceed to ask Alfred how much he's paying Arthur/try to buy Arthur from him
or
b) Proposition Arthur in front of Alfred (causing loads of misunderstandings and whatnot.)
Uhm, bonus points for possessive!Alfred + angry!Sex. (':
- THE MORNING AFTER
Prussia and Austria lounging in bed together the morning after. Repartee and kisses, please! Bonus points for sharing a cigarette.
- A PRUSSIAN SANDWICH (IN NORDIC BREAD)
Finland/Prussia/Sweden sandwich of deliciousness
The kink is Finland and Sweden decide to tag-team Prussia.
- HE REALLY ENJOYS MUSIC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWxKga2wp9Y
MY FRIEND DESCRIBED THE END OF BACCHANALE AS A "MUSICAL ORGASM"
SO HOW ABOUT AUSTRIA PLAYING BACCANALE AND THEN ORGASMING AT THE END
OR HE COULD JUST BE LISTENING TO IT, I DON'T CARE
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
- FRANCE/CANADA -- LOVER'S SPAT
There two are generally portrayed with a really close/amicable relationship. Recently in the news, France has made claims to some seabed around French territories Saint Pierre and Miquelon (around Newfoundland). Canada insists the claims are invalid, and the border was settled over a decade ago. For more: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story/2009/04/30/seabed-stpierre-430.html
Op would like to see other nation's observing a sudden cooling of French-Canadian relations. Maybe at a world meeting, where they keep trying to work in digs against the other. Bonus if one nation tells them it's not a big deal, making things awkward all around.
- ANGSTY AMERICA AND CANADA
Russia kidnaps America and Canada. He rapes Canada and forces America to participate. Make it as angsty and sad as possible, please!
- REPLACEMENT
England cruelly taunts Sealand about being Aland's replacement, after having a particularily bad day and not wanting to deal with the brat. So, Sealand, who previously had no idea his 'parents' already had another kid, decides to...
Come on anon, give me family fluff!
Bonus) Aland is a university student that keeps coming to visit Sweden and Finland every so often. Loving parents assumed Peter knew who Aland was, since they always get along so well whenever Aland came over.
Bonus 2) England is confronted by the angry parents (and Finland's sniper rifle).
- F.U.C.K.
'Fornication Under Consent of the King' or FUCK.
(Dear Arthur, I know I speak for everyone when I ask 'What were you thinking when you made that shit up?')
Yes, ladies and gents that is what fuck originally meant.
Now, my dear anon, show me how it worked. ;)
- IVAN'S ELEVEN
Russia has lost Lithuania to America. Whatever shall he do now?
Pull an Ocean's Eleven, of course! And, where best to do it than in America's own personal Sin City, Las Vegas!!!
Now, who wants to volunteer to help in his hour of need and... (Russia is a vindictive psycho after all!) ...gain a little extra from the consequential heist?
- WONDERLAND IS A BAD PLACE FOR COUPLES
Somehow, the Hetalia canon pairings (yes, anon, ALL of them) are sent to Wonderland, and from then on are molested, sexually assaulted, offered to participate in threesomes or maybe even orgies, having people coming on to them in front of their significant others and much, much more.
Can (or will) each pairing defend their partners or will they give in to the temptations of Wonderland?
- WHO'S THE COCKTEASE?
Canada/Russia or Russia/Canada, in which one has drugged the other's drink, making their partner extremely horny. From there, the one doing the drugging proceeds to deny pleasing the other while making seemingly innocent innuendoes and gestures that really just get the other going. Stuff like chewing the end of a pen, licking fingers, etc.
Eventually the one that's been drugged caves in and jumps the other, resulting in hard, desperate sex.
Bonus points for 'punishment'.
- THE ALMOST PARODY OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS
Once upon a time, in the far off land of Scandinavia was the Norse Empire (also known as Mordor). The Empire was ruled by four great Lords: Sweden, Finland, Denmark and Norway.
Now, Lord Sweden was besotten with Lord Finland and wanted to ask the kind Lord to marry him. So, he went off to make a finely crafted engagement ring in the best forge of the land, which happened to be in a volcano, which happened to be called, by foreigners, Mt. Doom (maybe they didn't like volcanos?). But when the ring was finally ready to be given to its intended a seige struck the castle.
Apparently, Sweden forgot that Denmark tended to take to holidays with a little too much enthusiasm (and liked to send out 'Declarations of War' as April Fool's jokes forgetting they won't arrive on April first, no matter how early in the morning you send them), Norway had been away negotiating trade routes with another kingdom, and their son, the young Iceland and Lord Finland had really little to no experience of keeping up with the more energetic Dane - or knew that bashing his head in, if necesary, was part of procedure.
During the seige, the ring was lost and Lord Sweden in his panic sent out his troops to find it.
Sealand, the orphaned brother of a cousin of Denmark's and the adopted son of Sweden, hearing of Lord Sweden's plight went off to join the search (Sweden told him 'no' when he asked, but ended up doing it anyway.), and miraculously found the Ring of Power, uh...oops, I mean...the engagement ring! Yeah, engagement ring (with odd super powers and the weirdest GPS tracking device that allows Sweden to know where it is while someone wears it, that didn't really have to be placed on the ring, but...yeah...Sweden's an odd guy that loves Finland a bit...much...)! Shame that Sealand realized afterwards that he was completely lost. He later on refers to himself as Gollum ...because apparently refering to yourself as part of the Scandinavian imperial family is BAD, in these parts, and he has no idea why!
Finland is Sealand's unofficial mother-figure (even if he is a guy) and is obviously the first to notice that he's missing. Realizing that Sweden had sent his troops out almost immediately after the seige, Finland comes to the conclusion that Sweden was the first to realize Sealand's disappearance and in a manner to help the Swede's effort sends out his troops to aide Sweden's troops find Sealand. He also asks Eduard the White to help him find his lost charge.
This causes much confusion on both sides.
In Gondor it looks like the Scandinavian dark army is trying to take over Middle-Earth. While Denmark takes it as if something really bad must have happened for not only Sweden but also kind little Finland to declare war and send out their troops.
So, what does he do? He pronounces war and attacks Gondor. I mean if they have a war on their hands they might as well beat up the next door bastards, while they're at it, right?
So tell me anon, how does this story end?
Will peace be returned to Middle-Earth? Will Sealand ever get back home? Will Norway ever get home in time to straighten out this mess? Will Gar!Finland make an appearance? What are all the other Nation-tans upto as war comes to Middle-Earth? What is Iceland doing while pandemonium, war, worried parents, and general misunderstandings decide to go on a rampage? Will Sweden find out Sealand disobeyed him and is now alone out there, in a Scandinavian hating, ring-stealing world? Who is Russia and will we become one with him? Is Eduard trying to help Finland or did he forget, as he realized how awesome being a high level Techmage is - not to mention his problem with the Ents (damn enviromentalists, computer viruses only infect computers!)? Will Italia Veneziano ever get his pasta? And, more importantly, will Sweden ever get to propose to Finland?
- UK ORGY
Scotland/Wales/England/N.Ireland orgy. England's brothers decide they've had enough of being sidelined and jump him. The whole thing turns into a huge orgy.
- CAVITY SEARCH
Let's see -
dentist!America with patient!Canada!
You know how Canada can make those AH-mazing moans ;]
B: Canada has a cavity :O
- ONLY HALF THE ITALY (OR SO HE THOUGHT)
I'm aware there's been a prompt for Italy brothers deathfic, though this is a little different (I think):
Split Personality
After Romano dies, Italy is devastated and attempts to cope with Germany. Unbeknownst to Italy, his brother was too stubborn to truly move on, and remains bound to him as what others believe is a "split personality" from the trauma. But Romano will do whatever he can to make his presence known and to be completely free, though it seems something more might be keeping him from vanishing to the netherworld.
B (really truly optional): Some sort of exorcism/spell is attempted to get rid of Italy's "personality problem" (possession), but only leaves his brother free to haunt and cockblock outside of the head.
EB: Spain involved somewhere in it all!
*No specific tone in mind, though angst/psychological horror would be just as interesting as a crackier and humorous take on it. Smut can even work too*
- ACCIDENTAL APHRODISIAC
I really want to see something where Spain accidentally gives Romano an aphrodisiac.
Maybe France gave Spain some "special" chocolate that Romano unknowingly ate while Spain wasn't around?
Smut, smut, a somewhat reluctant Romano but of course he really does want it, he just doesn't want to admit it~, and Spain being secretly pleased.
Bonus: cuddly fluffy ending? Please~?
- GAKUEN HETALIA AU
Alfred doesn't understand why the 'young master' of the student council doesn't see his awesomeness.
So he's set out to prove how great he is but things backfire when he realize that...
'Fuck, I'm gay.'
Oh. So it was more than animosity that was keeping him up at night.
The twist?:
While Alfred stalks follows Arthur around - trying to get his attention yet again - he took a peek while Arthur was changing. And discovers something quite shocking...
Boys don't have boobs
And they don't hide their real hair in wigs...right?
...Right???
Oh, the irony.
BONUS!:
- Alfred uses this to blackmail Arthur into...whatever anon wants!
- Manages to get Arthur to wear the school's girls uniform.
- Alfred ACTUALLY succeeding in getting Arthur as his uh...boy/girlfriend. Consensual or not?
YOU CAN DO IT ANON! <3
- OP APOLOGIES
Teutonic Knight!Prussia. Shota rape.
Bonus points and thrown panties if he prays at some point.
- THE NATIONS HAVE GONE BATSHIT MENTAL
This anon would like to see, for no reason at all, one of the nations regressing back to their most power hungry/dangerous/insane personification for a day (could be longer if you want). I want to see how the other nations react to seeing the country like that again or for the first time. Any nation will do.
Anon admits to being partial Conquistador!Spain BritishEmpirePirate!England, and ManafestDestiny!America, but would really give her left arm for Viking!Sweden. And oh the things that could be done with China. Maybe even Prussia coming back to life as Crusader!Prussia.
Also could make for some good non-con if the author so chooses.
Surprise me Anon. ~ ♥
- WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME
Okay, so I was researching about sausages last week (Er...don't judge me...? xD;)
And...uh...
'In Germany exists a card game called "Wurstquartett". The aim of the game is to win all the sausages of the opponent.' --Wikipedia
So...er...can I have Germany hosting some party and he decides to make everyone play Wurstquartett? (orz does anyone actually know how to play this game?)
Th-Thank you in advance, for anyone who's actually willing to fill this...*dies*
- FRANCE GETS HIS JUST DESSERTS
France/Hungary, Hungary tops. France starts molesting Austria or Hungary as usual, but things don't end up the way he expected it. Bonus for France tied up in the bed begging for mercy. Make it kinky.
- SELF GRATIFICATION IS A SIN
Young!Romano fapping to Spain.
Bonus: if Romano feels guilty about it. Remember, back then masturbating was a big sin.
- POTATO BASTARD! *INSERT APPRECIATIVE MOAN HERE*
Germany/Romano. With Romano insulting Germany throughout, and Germany feeling hot all over because of it. It's all (definitely) consensual.
- SETTLE FOR SECOND BEST
Greece/S. Korea; both want Japan but have to settle for each other. Much much much love if they both call out the wrong name during sexytime.
Notes
+ The time period this is based on is Sydney/Australia time.
+ If I've stuffed something up or missed a link, please let me know.
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