Wednesday, 30th September, 2009
- ENGLAND/FRANCE/ENGLAND, SPAIN/FRANCE/SPAIN, CANADA/FRANCE/CANADA: THE POET
There has been a lot of poetry written in chalk all over the walls and sidewalks of my University and its causing a lot of heads to turn and go "Oh, how cute". the culprit is has not been caught -yet- although he's been seen writing one of his works wearing black shirts, pants, and hat, other than that no one else knows much about him.
and the alias of this secret poet/vandal?
Francis the Poet
AU, Gakuen Hetalia or what ever. Just make France sneak around all over the place writing very romantic poetry to a 'certain someone' (preferrably England or Canada maybe even Spain)
- RUSSIA, AUSTRIA, GREECE: CAMERA-WHORE
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/090929/tecnology/net_us_photos
Apparently Russia is #1 for posting not only pictures of himself online but intimate photos. Austria is #2 for the amount of photos of himself posted online and Greece is #2 for the amount of intimate photos posted online.
I would love to see anons do something with this! Be it art or a fanfic; please just something!
* WORLD: SMUT SMUT SMUT
"I . . . want you to fuck me."
Anon wants any nation -tan to feel particularly slutty today. No plot, just smut.
Seme or uke, don't care. Canon-ish or crack-ish, don't care. Multiple fills are welcome, and would like it really smutty if you can anons.
Sex it up good anons.
reCAPTCHAlobe ATHENS
- CANADA/PRUSSIA/CANADA, CANADA/AMERICA/CANADA, FRANCE: ALTERNATE PERSONALITY
Now We've probably all seen those fics where Canada has another or spilt personallity, like America being his alter ego or maybe even Quebec at some point.
Anyways, dear Matthew is finally at his breaking point after all that stress, mistaken identity (curtesy of Alfred) and neglect, and to save whatever sanity he had left, another Personality steps in. BUT! Its neither America nor Quebec.
It's France.
Obviously this is gonna end up as an AU, but whoever falls for Canada (and gets molested by France) is up to you (although anon prefers it to be America or Prussia). Bonus if the nation does not realize until after France has his hands down their pants that it's not the soft-spoken nation they fell in love with.
- WORLD: AND THE PRINCE/SS GETS KIDNAPPED BY BANDITS...
Nation A is a prince/ss that happens to have an overprotective knight, namely Nation B, hanging around him or her day in and day out. Nation A begins to get irritated with the constant presence of Nation B, even though A really appreciates the companionship B gives, and decides to run away for just a few hours.
While out, Nation A gets kidnapped by bandits. Amongst these bandits is Nation C who isn't really into the whole "bad guy" thing, but doesn't really have that much of a choice because the bandit thing is also a family thing.
Nation A begins to like this Nation C.
Meanwhile, Nation B is about to go into some rampage to save Nation A. Let it not be unsaid that Nation B has been in love with Nation A for a while, but cannot act upon said feelings as they are not of the same class.
B: Nation B's feelings are so subtle, even Canada wouldn't be able to see them.
Super B: An Asian main cast. Meme needs more Asians
lol, long request is long
- POLAND/PRUSSIA/LITHUANIA: THEY FEEL SORRY FOR HIM
So I liked the Poland/Prussia/Lithuania threesome idea that was used in a fill not long ago, but... I'm not so big on vengeful!Poland and Lithuania.
Soooo... What I want to see is fully consenting Poland/Prussia/Lithuania, with established couple!LietPol feeling sorry for ronery!Prussia and letting him in on sexytime. ("B-But just this once, all right, Poland?" "Like, duh! I'm like, gonna be saying Hail Marys for the next month already!")
Super-Chocolatey-Fudge-Coated Bonus for the involvement of sex kitten!Poland. In a schoolgirl outfit. I make no excuses.
- DENMARK/OTHER: HAMLET CROSSOVER
Denmark/Hamlet. I don't care how it happens, but I want it badly.
- JAPAN/OTHER: SUPPOSEDLY IT'S CANON...
Japan/ZUN
- GREECE/CHINA, RUSSIA/JAPAN: SWITCHING PARTNERS VS A BAD BREAK UP
This is so random, but I'd love something with Russia and China breaking up, China takes it badly, and..... GREECE COMFORTS HIM.
Yes... Greece/China. I KNOW, very random, but I sorta like it when pairings get switched around. It's fun.
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Or, Russia and Greece switch around partners, so you'd get Greece/China and Russia/Japan instead.
BONUS POINTS IF THEY DON'T TELL JAPAN AND CHINA ABOUT IT BEFOREHAND.
- FRANCE/VENEZIANO, FRANCE/ROMANO: CONSENSUAL ON BOTH PARTS
A-anon, may I please have a France/Italy fic where Francis isn't molesting poor Italia? Please? Smut isn't required, but if it is, it's consensual on both parts. Other than that, anything goes - fluff, hurt/comfort, straight-out porn if you want it. (Either Italy is fine, though I do admit to liking N. Italy a bit better). I-I'm being good and doing fills, I promise! Anon is a good girl!
- RUSSIA/AMERICA/RUSSIA: NO ONE SEES HOW GOOD THEY ARE FOR EACH OTHER
America and Russia have hooked up. (Again.) And it's actually going pretty well. They still bicker and tease each other and drive each other nuts at times, but it's a healthy (or as healthy as they can get) relationship that's doing them more good then harm.
The problem? No one else will see it that way. Ever. Even 'nicer' siblings, like Canada and Ukraine, will disapprove of it. UK and Bel will flip. Poland will quite possibly shit a brick. Germany may end up having a 'overloaded mind-servants' emotional blackout again. Everyone lived through the Cold War, and that was just bad for everyone.
So Russia and US come up with the brilliant plan of hiding their relationship. After all, they're good at hiding things. The Cold War taught them that. Just have to use those lessons. Right?
...Well, the rest of the world finds that a bit alarming.
tldr summary: Russia and US are dating, attempting to hide the relationship- however, in doing so, they start seeming off and paranoid and secretive to everyone around them managing to convince everyone they've restarted Cold War crazy. Mass confusion that's part romantic comedy and part horror story awaits.
* WORLD: ORGY, CONSENSUAL FINANCIAL CRISIS GANG BANG
So I've been reading all the financial crisis gang bang stories and have definitely been enjoying them...but...they still make me a little...sad. Or at least make me wish that America got a chance to enjoy all that attention at least once so...my twist is a consensual version of events.
It's some point in the future and for the most part the financial crisis has pretty much ended. Even in America where things are still a bit sluggish they're almost back on an even footing. However while his country is better America himself is still acting really Un-America like, all depressed and like he's constantly afraid that someone is going to yell at him, ect. So the Nations decide they need to cheer him up somehow. Someone (*cough*France*cough*) claims that the best way to cheer someone up is through sex and somehow manages to convince the others (either because they really care about America or because they're afraid he might do something stupid and bring them all down with him) to agree. So they put their plan into motion. What happens next is up to you...everyone can or should be involved as much as possible (though if you feel the need to focus in on something specific I love UKxUS, Russ/Amer, Ger/Amer and am not a huge fan of France/America). Feel free to add other nations beside the G8 if you so feel the urge to and if you want to leave some of the G8 out that's fine too.
Catch is this HAS to be 100% consensual. No rape, no non-con, no dub-con. America can be all 'WTF guys are you all drunk or something?' at the start and unsure of himself or what's going on but he must be a willing and happy participant before things get too far along. (and for the group to make sure of that before progressing too far)
* CHINA, FRANCE, RUSSIA, ENGLAND, AMERICA: SOGGY BISCUIT
The allies playing...soggy biscuit.
Soggy biscuit is a purported male masturbation game in which the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating on to it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.
- JAPAN/VENEZIANO: THEY END UP KISSING
Anon wants some fluff, and wants it based off the episode where Italy hugs Japan and Japan pushes him away. So, Anon wants Japan feeling bad about it and apologizes to Italy, and they end up kissing. (can lead on to smut if desired)
Bonus: Germany walks in on them.
Bonus 2: It's very awkward.
Please fill, Writernons. There isn't enough Japan/Italy on the internet!
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: HE'S AN EXPLAYER
So my friend said that Alfred doesn't seem like the romantic kind or someone that would go into long-term relationships because he's always fucking around..
So can we have America trying to be romantic but failing miserably because he's not used to it? Aka explayer!America
USUK would be the obvious choice lol
- AMERICA, ENGLAND, CANADA, FRANCE, WORLD: IF YOU WERE GAY, THAT'D BE OKAY
Me and a couple of my international friend were talking, and the one who lived in Britain mentioned about how the UK isn't how homophobic as America is and I made a side comment about her America gets all flippy about homosexuality. Then another friend of mine who lives in Canada said 'Canada loves gay people' (bear in mind we're talking about the ACTUAL NATION, not the Hetalia character atm).
So what I want is Arthur, Matthew and America talking, and somehow the conversation ends up with them talking about homosexuality, and Alfred gets all flush-faced and tongue-tied and runs off. Canada tells France, and France tells just about everyone. Cue the nations thinking Alfred is a closet gay and trying to find out without alarming him.
Bonus: France and America are alone at one point and France tells him that he shouldn't be afraid and that being gay is fine, all while trying to reach his hand down Al's pants.
Bonus2: He's all afraid because he doesn't wanna admit that he is gay and is screwing someone on the side (pairing is up to anon, but if it's either Canada or England, I will offer my being)
Doesn't need to be filled; I just wanted to see if anyone else wanted this as much as I do.
* ENGLAND/SEYCHELLES: EROTIC PUNISHMENT
Based on Gakuen High. xD
Seychelles fails with her grades and has to deal with her principle, *cough* England and wants to pass the grade, but it won't be for free.
Bonus: Erotic discipline approves. The rest is up to you!
- ROMANO/ENGLAND/ROMANO, SPAIN/ENGLAND/SPAIN, AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA, CANADA: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
Various nations beating the crap out of each other for England's affections.
Pairing up to anon, but OP prefers America, Romano, or Spain.
Bonus 1 - The 'winner' is completely unharmed until England punches them for making him worry
Bonus 2 - Canada shows off his hockey skills.
* RUSSIA/ENGLAND: HELPING
It's this anon's birthday soon, and this anon is quite the fan of Russia/England, for some reason.
Therefore, she would love any anon who would be willing to do this:
England seems normal on the outside, but is actually being abused. (If you make it not obvious who is abusing him, that would be fine.) Russia, having abused people and seen the effects, notices, and tries to corner him about it and help. But England is having none of it, because Russia is seen as a violent person, so he thinks he'd be letting himself in for more abuse.
Cue Russia genuinely helping, and England being suspicious at first but gradually coping, and finding that Russia is past his insane stage, and is a nice person, if shy. And quite useful to get back at people.
* SPAIN/ROMANO: MPREG
Spain x Romano mpreg.
Antonio has a pregnancy fetish.
A big one. and with Lovino nine months pregnant, he wants him bad x3 Lovino is pregnant with a girl ffff
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: TOY STORY CROSSOVER
My god, first request. Anon was so nervous she forgot to de-anon. *facepalm*
USUK, based on the movie Toy Story. Go wild, anon!
- HUNGARY, RUSSIA: SPYING ON RUSSIA
Hungary is not happy being a Soviet satellite, but she makes the best of it which mostly consists of spying on Russia sexytimes. Russia finds out. Anything after that is anything goes.
Bonus: Whatever happens leads to Hungary's revolution.
- ENGLAND/CANADA: GENDERBENDER
Right after gaining possession of Canada from France, England uses his magic to change Canada into a girl (because he always wanted a daughter), and Canada just doesn't really know the difference...
Any pairing is fine (but I'd really like to see UK x Fem!Canada, with England thinking it's improper to develop feelings for his 'daughter', but does anyway)
- ANYONE/SPAIN, WORLD: SPANKING
Anyone/Spain.
Spanking.
Because seriously, who DOESN'T want to spank DAT ASS?
* WORLD, ENGLAND, AMERICA, GERMANY, PRUSSIA: YOU'RE MY COUNTRY?
Anon figures that each time a head of state comes into office, they get the low down on who their Nation is. But what if someone forgot to give the "Nation talk" to the boss or the boss doesn't believe the story?
Que the Nation doing all sorts of silly antics to try to convince the boss. Old bosses, future bosses, or current bosses, anon doesn't care. It's all good.
1st Bonus: If it's England, he calls on his fairy friends and/or uses black magic to try to convince his boss. He even whips out the Britannia Angel getup. Much hilarity as the boss tries to reason out all the magic that's used and England is getting extremely frustrated. Super bonus if this is during England's empire days and he also tries showcasing his cute little colonies as proof.
2nd Bonus: If it's America, he doesn't realize his boss has no clue about the Nations. America goes about business as usual, showing up at top secret meetings five minutes late to bring McDonald's for everyone and bursting into the Oval Office to get his boss' advice for this awesome new video game Japan lent him. Frankly, this is starting to freak out his boss. The Secret Service in the meantime have a running bet on whether the president or America is going to figure it out first.
3rd Bonus: If it's Germany, the reason why his boss doesn't think he's the Nation is because the boss believes Prussia is Germany. Prussia takes shameless advantage of this.
* SPAIN/ROMANO, GREECE/JAPAN, CANADA/UKRAINE, LATVIA/LIECHTENSTEIN: THE MANY WAYS TO SAY "I LOVE YOU"
In every language they can memorize.
written in shaving cream on the mirror, to be seen in the morning.
Their national flower tucked behind their ear in the morning ..
I just want pure fluff here. Pairing is really up to anon, though I really really really REALLY would love to see either Spain/Romano, Greece/Japan, Canada/Ukraine, or Latvia/Liechtenstein.
Please, anon? ; w ;
- BELGIUM/CANADA: THANK YOU
Belgium thanking Canada for Passchendaele (in other words, smut ;D)
- ENGLAND/SEYCHELLES: WITH PIRATE!ARTHUR
- CANADA/AMERICA/OTHER: A DARK SCI-FI FIC
I'd love to see an extremely dark and twisted sci-fi fill!
Canada and America thinking that they're about to be happy parents when in reality some alien probing has been going on. Canada, who usually tries his best to deny Tony's existance, starts to question the alien after America gets horribly sick (I mean some freaky out-of-this-world symptoms). It'd be great if:
1. The rest of the world makes it clear that they do NOT approve of the relationship.
2. Because of this Canada is paranoid/protective of his brother to the point of being overbearing.
3. A horribly creepy ending.
- AMERICA/CANADA: PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER
America sees that Canada has more friends than he first thought (France, Ukraine, Holland, Prussia, Cuba, and Russia), and goes into protective big-brother!mode, being all paranoid and thinking that everyone who even looks at Canada wants to get in his pants.
Canada is NOT very happy with this...
Bonus: It somehow ends in AmCan
* WORLD: BABIES
Anything with babies lawl. And their daddies/mommies x3
- AMERICA, FRANCE, RUSSIA, CANADA, ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER
i want to anon to make a fill where no one knows america is girl she thinks they all know this can be anything you want like smut,crack, etc... but i prefer fluff from these follwing people France Russia Canada england
Bonus:if the only one who new was tony the alien :D
Bonus:if if every one in the meeting goes wild
(if you want you can put mor genderbent people in it idc ._>)
- HUNGARY, PRUSSIA, ROMANO/VENEZIANO, AMERICA/CANADA, NORWAY/ICELAND, S. KOREA/CHINA: THEY WANT MORE HOT BROTHERLY INCEST
Hungary decides that she wants to see more hot brotherly incest (and hesitantly allows Prussia to help her, who secretly wants the same thing), and starts to pair the brother nations up... only to find said pairings already established
Pairings must be: S. Italy/N. Italy, America/Canada, Norway/Iceland, Korea/China...
Bonus: There is smut
- LATVIA: MASTURBATING TO A "ROMANTIC" NOVEL
- NORWAY/SWEDEN/DENMARK: THREESOME
Norway/Sweden/Denmark. Sweden being a quickie, Denmark being awesome and Norway topping from the shadows. Sorta.
- OTHER: NEW JERSEY
I mean, there's a frigging song about a native wanting to leave New Jersey.
So wouldn't New Jersey have self-confidence/image issues?
- AMERICA: IS SCARED OF DOCTORS
Most Americans hate/fear the doctor or dentist. Mostly because it costs an arm and leg to see one and there's a lot of stigma against doctors and dentists.
For a lot of Americans they never go to the doctor unless absolutely necessary(which can vary from disease or getting shot) or we go to another country to get medical treatment. Which is why health care reform is such a big deal.
So have Alfred being utterly terrified of going to see a doctor!
* AMERICA, ENGLAND: 51ST STATE?
Anon recently saw an awesome fanart where the UK became the 51st state of the US. What are the factors behind it - economic collapse? Social unrest? What of the Royal Family? How would England react to losing his sovereignty and having to answer to an American president? Roll with it, anons! This one sounds nice and juicy angsty.
- RUSSIA, WORLD: PUSHKIN
My poetry professor told me that if you go to Russia and don't know who Pushkin is, you'll get beaten up. So let's see someone revealing their Pushkin ignorance to Russia, who proceeds to beat the tar out of them. Bonus if Russia recites some of Pushkin's poetry during the ass-kicking (they won't be forgetting who Pushkin is ever again...)
- MONGOLIA: MAKE IT INSPIRING AND SAD
How about a story with Mongolia reminiscing about his/her empire, you know, the one that stretched from Kiev to Hainan. Have him think of the achievements: stabilization of the Silk Road, introduction of Paper Money, the formation of the largest free trade area in the world, etc. as well as the atrocities that come with Empire.
Make it inspiring and a little bit sad.
* RUSSIA/AMERICA: GENDERBENDER
Fem!Russia leading America around her house on a leash, eventually ending up in the bedroom. I wanna see America following willingly with that wide-eyed, yes please kind of expression.
Bonus: Fem!Russia's pov in first person.
Captcha: mindful Virginia-bred
* CANADA, FRANCE, ENGLAND, AMERICA: PROJECT MKULTRA
So I just recently learned about: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKULTRA
And I was wondering (and thinking), what would have happened had Matthew been experimented on? I think he'd be quieter than usual (some of the patients forgot how to speak because of the drugs and tests used).
Cameron had been hoping to correct schizophrenia by erasing existing memories and reprogramming the psyche. If this could be included somehow in the story, that'd be awesome but maybe go around the schizophrenia?
Most of this information was found under the Canadian section of the article.
This will mostly be angst ridden and characters I'd like to see helping out or finding out would mainly be America, France and England.
Sorry if this is a alot!
- PRUSSIA/ENGLAND/DENMARK: THREESOME, ROLEPLAYING
Prussia/England/Denmark
With unrequited love for their little brothers, they decide to help each other out with some sexual role-playing. Anon can choose who plays who.
Bonus point #1: They try to look the part.
Bonus point #2: One of them fails at role-playing.
* AMERICA/ENGLAND: AMERICAN BOY
USUK sorta-kinda to the song 'American Boy' (by Estelle. stfu, I can't stop listening to it, okay? Dx)
The twist? America isn't the American Boy in the song. Arthur has some business to attend to in America, but Alfred isn't there, and while waiting for him, he meets this guy he really hits it off with. Cue Alfred returning and not being able to spend a single moment with Arthur because of this new guy and being, well, jealous. (because jealous!America is SO my kink)
It's up to the authornon to decide whether Alfred really has competition or it's just some strong bromance between the guy and England.
Bonus points:
- The guy is filthy rich and spoils/treats England like a princess. (because my headcanon = England secretly loves being pampered) something America's pride stops him from doing
- Sex (of course). With America being really gentle at the start, but as he thinks more and more of the other guy, he gets rougher; leaving bruises in obvious places, etc. (like I said, my kink is jealousy. So I really want America to feel that harsh, unforgiving need to make England completely his.)
triple have-all-my-internets bonus if the guy is Paul Rudd. Because Paul Rudd is hot. And I'm only half-joking. : |
- AUSTRIA/HUNGARY, AUSTRIA/PRUSSIA: STRIPPING
Based on the testfromlastnight "Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song". Preferred AustriaxHungary or AustriaxPrussia, but anyone will do.
Bonus 1- Austria ends up stripping
Bonus 2- Mozart is actually involved
Bonus 3- The piano is used in a stripper-pole-like manner
- SPAIN/ROMANO: GENDERBENDER AND FEMPREG
I'd like to see something Juno-esque ~ with references ( I don't mind direct quotes from there, being applied here ) to the movie, and the same overall quirkiness of the characters, the sweet little moments, witty dialouge. You know, the works.
Of course, that means that Romana gets pregger- and i'd like for you to keep the part that she adopts the baby out, please. The adoptive couple is up to you. C:
Go go go!
- CANADA, WORLD: IN HIS MOUNTIE UNIFORM
Canada is tired of being not noticed, and shows up to a world meeting in his Mountie uniform (as a last-ditch resort), and to his surprise - nations actually notice him. Cue the chasing! (Any pairings fine, though OP's OTP is AmCan, but please no Franada)
Bonus: The nations who are chasing after him can only see Canada when he is in his Mountie uniform (which causes him to wear it all the time)
- OTHER/AMERICA: POCAHONTAS CROSSOVER
Mother Willow/America
Tentacle rape dubcon.
- AMERICA, VIETNAM: HAVE GONE OVERBOARD
The nations are on a cruise to the newest Chinatown on some fancy resort island when the ship gets caught in a storm. They weather it out and everyone is fine - until they discover two nations went overboard.
And on some random deserted island (with no Chinatown) America and Vietnam discover they are shipwrecked together. With no ship in sight.
Bonus: Both think they know better than the other on how to survive on a deserted island. And both are total failures without the other.
- ENGLAND, AMERICA: POKEMON CROSSOVER
Pikachu!England and Trainer!America. Where England says "baka" instead of "pikachu".
Also, smut. There must be smut. GET HOPPIN', ANONS.
- CUBA/CANADA: BLINDFOLDED
Blindfold kink. With Canada being the one blindfolded.
Bonus: Cuba speaking Spanish. (Language kink, hurray!)
- CANADA, WORLD: HAREM ORGY
Canada... having his own harem! It is all a secret from all the nations Canada is secretly seeing (He is part French after all)... and then they find out... whatever happens after that is up to Anon! (*cough*teamupandgangbangCanada*cough*)
Bonus: America, France, Cuba, Russia, Holland, and Ukraine are the harem
- ENGLAND/AMERICA: JEALOUSY
America flirting with other nations to make England jealous because America thinks it's hot. England proceeds to remind him who he belongs to.
- FRANCE/SPAIN/FRANCE: POSSESSIVE
France/Spain(/France), possessive sex/interaction- on both sides.
Please?
- FRANCE/CANADA, RUSSIA/CANADA: CRAZY!CANADA
Lately I've been having weird images in my head with Canada being all crazy... Which I have to say is really hot and all.
My most popular one is Canada standing on top of a bloody, naked France or Russia while licking a bloody sword.
Soooooo, my kink is crazy!Canada slashing the shit out of either France or Russia, and somehow ending up withsexual intercourse in the end.
Bonus: Canada gets bottom
- AUSTRIA/HUNGARY: GENDERBENDER
Austria and Hungary's wedding night. The catch? Both are women. Hungary has had sex before, but Austria has not and is nervous, even though she is very attracted to her new wife. Any kind of sex is fine between them, but please don't forget that breasts are very fun to play with :).
- AMERICA, OTHER: HE'S A SOCCER!MUM
Um, can I request soccer mom America?
Only, not so much soccer as soccer, swimming, hockey, lacrosse, little league, etc. etc. mom America? (And not genderbend.)
Like, taking ickle Hawaii to swimming lessons and Alaska to hockey and New Mexico and Arizona to soccer, and so on? Or, you know, whatever. Must include the stereotypical soccer mom SUV filled with kids however! (Though, allowing for new concerns about global warming, the SUV may be a hybrid. ^_~)
Other countries may guest-star as anon chooses. Bonus for somehow working in Canada and his province kiddies!
- VENEZIANO: IS A NINJA
N. Italy is tired of being pushed around and he snaps. His grandfather asked him not to fight because secretly…N. Italy is a NINJA.
Everyone knows that the best Ninjas are Italian lol
GO! IN THE NAME OF CRACK…please?
* AMERICA/ENGLAND: SEX SLAVE
Anon wants a story in which England in our world accidentally go into another dimension in which he's under America's rule and is his sex slave. And England in that world is in our world (meaning, they exchange places).
Bonus: Other world!England meets our world!America and get scared and go hiding and America need to convince him to come out.
Bonus: Our world!England meets Other world!England in dreams~
* WORLD, OTHER: CROSSOVERS GALORE
We've seen fics in which the Nation-tans were ordinary humans.
So what if Non-Nation-tan Charactors were actually Nations? What would their countries, people, culture, etc, be like?
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!
(This silly prompt was inspired by a piece of fan art posted on the main Hetalia com that I no longer have the link for)
Anyway you know the game Battleship? Well my new head canon is that England is the absolute master of the game among the nations. No one that plays him can touch him and he's an extremely bad winner in that he gloats and struts around like he just sank the Spanish Armada again. Finally it gets to the point where no other Nations will play him so he's desperate for someone to play with so he pounces on America during one break, America has never been asked because everyone just assumes that he's not much on strategy. America ignores everyone else trying to get him to refuse and agrees.
Then he absolutely wipes the floor with England. Everyone is shocked, England is furious and it's America's turn to gloat and strut. Gen is fine or smut between them if you can figure out how. I'm just in the mood for some silly inter-nation antics...I love those type of fics.
* WORLD: SWEET, GENTLE, LOVE!SEX
Any pairing. As much as I love fast, hot porn, I have a need for a fic with sex that would be sweet, gentle and done out of love, focusing on emotional aspects, closeness, intimacy etc.
- NORWAY/ICELAND, DENMARK: VOYEUR
Norway/Iceland, with voyeur!Denmark. I need it ;O;
Notes
+ If I've stuffed something up or missed a link, please let me know.
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I apologise profusely for my lack of updates. Unfortunately, life has imploded on me and I haven't had time. But don't think I've given up. I'll still be around and posting.
I think I'll forever stay a bit behind though - it makes it easier to catch fills.
There has been a lot of poetry written in chalk all over the walls and sidewalks of my University and its causing a lot of heads to turn and go "Oh, how cute". the culprit is has not been caught -yet- although he's been seen writing one of his works wearing black shirts, pants, and hat, other than that no one else knows much about him.
and the alias of this secret poet/vandal?
Francis the Poet
AU, Gakuen Hetalia or what ever. Just make France sneak around all over the place writing very romantic poetry to a 'certain someone' (preferrably England or Canada maybe even Spain)
- RUSSIA, AUSTRIA, GREECE: CAMERA-WHORE
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/090929/tecnology/net_us_photos
Apparently Russia is #1 for posting not only pictures of himself online but intimate photos. Austria is #2 for the amount of photos of himself posted online and Greece is #2 for the amount of intimate photos posted online.
I would love to see anons do something with this! Be it art or a fanfic; please just something!
* WORLD: SMUT SMUT SMUT
"I . . . want you to fuck me."
Anon wants any nation -tan to feel particularly slutty today. No plot, just smut.
Seme or uke, don't care. Canon-ish or crack-ish, don't care. Multiple fills are welcome, and would like it really smutty if you can anons.
Sex it up good anons.
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- CANADA/PRUSSIA/CANADA, CANADA/AMERICA/CANADA, FRANCE: ALTERNATE PERSONALITY
Now We've probably all seen those fics where Canada has another or spilt personallity, like America being his alter ego or maybe even Quebec at some point.
Anyways, dear Matthew is finally at his breaking point after all that stress, mistaken identity (curtesy of Alfred) and neglect, and to save whatever sanity he had left, another Personality steps in. BUT! Its neither America nor Quebec.
It's France.
Obviously this is gonna end up as an AU, but whoever falls for Canada (and gets molested by France) is up to you (although anon prefers it to be America or Prussia). Bonus if the nation does not realize until after France has his hands down their pants that it's not the soft-spoken nation they fell in love with.
- WORLD: AND THE PRINCE/SS GETS KIDNAPPED BY BANDITS...
Nation A is a prince/ss that happens to have an overprotective knight, namely Nation B, hanging around him or her day in and day out. Nation A begins to get irritated with the constant presence of Nation B, even though A really appreciates the companionship B gives, and decides to run away for just a few hours.
While out, Nation A gets kidnapped by bandits. Amongst these bandits is Nation C who isn't really into the whole "bad guy" thing, but doesn't really have that much of a choice because the bandit thing is also a family thing.
Nation A begins to like this Nation C.
Meanwhile, Nation B is about to go into some rampage to save Nation A. Let it not be unsaid that Nation B has been in love with Nation A for a while, but cannot act upon said feelings as they are not of the same class.
B: Nation B's feelings are so subtle, even Canada wouldn't be able to see them.
Super B: An Asian main cast. Meme needs more Asians
lol, long request is long
- POLAND/PRUSSIA/LITHUANIA: THEY FEEL SORRY FOR HIM
So I liked the Poland/Prussia/Lithuania threesome idea that was used in a fill not long ago, but... I'm not so big on vengeful!Poland and Lithuania.
Soooo... What I want to see is fully consenting Poland/Prussia/Lithuania, with established couple!LietPol feeling sorry for ronery!Prussia and letting him in on sexytime. ("B-But just this once, all right, Poland?" "Like, duh! I'm like, gonna be saying Hail Marys for the next month already!")
Super-Chocolatey-Fudge-Coated Bonus for the involvement of sex kitten!Poland. In a schoolgirl outfit. I make no excuses.
- DENMARK/OTHER: HAMLET CROSSOVER
Denmark/Hamlet. I don't care how it happens, but I want it badly.
- JAPAN/OTHER: SUPPOSEDLY IT'S CANON...
Japan/ZUN
- GREECE/CHINA, RUSSIA/JAPAN: SWITCHING PARTNERS VS A BAD BREAK UP
This is so random, but I'd love something with Russia and China breaking up, China takes it badly, and..... GREECE COMFORTS HIM.
Yes... Greece/China. I KNOW, very random, but I sorta like it when pairings get switched around. It's fun.
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Or, Russia and Greece switch around partners, so you'd get Greece/China and Russia/Japan instead.
BONUS POINTS IF THEY DON'T TELL JAPAN AND CHINA ABOUT IT BEFOREHAND.
- FRANCE/VENEZIANO, FRANCE/ROMANO: CONSENSUAL ON BOTH PARTS
A-anon, may I please have a France/Italy fic where Francis isn't molesting poor Italia? Please? Smut isn't required, but if it is, it's consensual on both parts. Other than that, anything goes - fluff, hurt/comfort, straight-out porn if you want it. (Either Italy is fine, though I do admit to liking N. Italy a bit better). I-I'm being good and doing fills, I promise! Anon is a good girl!
- RUSSIA/AMERICA/RUSSIA: NO ONE SEES HOW GOOD THEY ARE FOR EACH OTHER
America and Russia have hooked up. (Again.) And it's actually going pretty well. They still bicker and tease each other and drive each other nuts at times, but it's a healthy (or as healthy as they can get) relationship that's doing them more good then harm.
The problem? No one else will see it that way. Ever. Even 'nicer' siblings, like Canada and Ukraine, will disapprove of it. UK and Bel will flip. Poland will quite possibly shit a brick. Germany may end up having a 'overloaded mind-servants' emotional blackout again. Everyone lived through the Cold War, and that was just bad for everyone.
So Russia and US come up with the brilliant plan of hiding their relationship. After all, they're good at hiding things. The Cold War taught them that. Just have to use those lessons. Right?
...Well, the rest of the world finds that a bit alarming.
tldr summary: Russia and US are dating, attempting to hide the relationship- however, in doing so, they start seeming off and paranoid and secretive to everyone around them managing to convince everyone they've restarted Cold War crazy. Mass confusion that's part romantic comedy and part horror story awaits.
* WORLD: ORGY, CONSENSUAL FINANCIAL CRISIS GANG BANG
So I've been reading all the financial crisis gang bang stories and have definitely been enjoying them...but...they still make me a little...sad. Or at least make me wish that America got a chance to enjoy all that attention at least once so...my twist is a consensual version of events.
It's some point in the future and for the most part the financial crisis has pretty much ended. Even in America where things are still a bit sluggish they're almost back on an even footing. However while his country is better America himself is still acting really Un-America like, all depressed and like he's constantly afraid that someone is going to yell at him, ect. So the Nations decide they need to cheer him up somehow. Someone (*cough*France*cough*) claims that the best way to cheer someone up is through sex and somehow manages to convince the others (either because they really care about America or because they're afraid he might do something stupid and bring them all down with him) to agree. So they put their plan into motion. What happens next is up to you...everyone can or should be involved as much as possible (though if you feel the need to focus in on something specific I love UKxUS, Russ/Amer, Ger/Amer and am not a huge fan of France/America). Feel free to add other nations beside the G8 if you so feel the urge to and if you want to leave some of the G8 out that's fine too.
Catch is this HAS to be 100% consensual. No rape, no non-con, no dub-con. America can be all 'WTF guys are you all drunk or something?' at the start and unsure of himself or what's going on but he must be a willing and happy participant before things get too far along. (and for the group to make sure of that before progressing too far)
* CHINA, FRANCE, RUSSIA, ENGLAND, AMERICA: SOGGY BISCUIT
The allies playing...soggy biscuit.
Soggy biscuit is a purported male masturbation game in which the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating on to it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.
- JAPAN/VENEZIANO: THEY END UP KISSING
Anon wants some fluff, and wants it based off the episode where Italy hugs Japan and Japan pushes him away. So, Anon wants Japan feeling bad about it and apologizes to Italy, and they end up kissing. (can lead on to smut if desired)
Bonus: Germany walks in on them.
Bonus 2: It's very awkward.
Please fill, Writernons. There isn't enough Japan/Italy on the internet!
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: HE'S AN EXPLAYER
So my friend said that Alfred doesn't seem like the romantic kind or someone that would go into long-term relationships because he's always fucking around..
So can we have America trying to be romantic but failing miserably because he's not used to it? Aka explayer!America
USUK would be the obvious choice lol
- AMERICA, ENGLAND, CANADA, FRANCE, WORLD: IF YOU WERE GAY, THAT'D BE OKAY
Me and a couple of my international friend were talking, and the one who lived in Britain mentioned about how the UK isn't how homophobic as America is and I made a side comment about her America gets all flippy about homosexuality. Then another friend of mine who lives in Canada said 'Canada loves gay people' (bear in mind we're talking about the ACTUAL NATION, not the Hetalia character atm).
So what I want is Arthur, Matthew and America talking, and somehow the conversation ends up with them talking about homosexuality, and Alfred gets all flush-faced and tongue-tied and runs off. Canada tells France, and France tells just about everyone. Cue the nations thinking Alfred is a closet gay and trying to find out without alarming him.
Bonus: France and America are alone at one point and France tells him that he shouldn't be afraid and that being gay is fine, all while trying to reach his hand down Al's pants.
Bonus2: He's all afraid because he doesn't wanna admit that he is gay and is screwing someone on the side (pairing is up to anon, but if it's either Canada or England, I will offer my being)
Doesn't need to be filled; I just wanted to see if anyone else wanted this as much as I do.
* ENGLAND/SEYCHELLES: EROTIC PUNISHMENT
Based on Gakuen High. xD
Seychelles fails with her grades and has to deal with her principle, *cough* England and wants to pass the grade, but it won't be for free.
Bonus: Erotic discipline approves. The rest is up to you!
- ROMANO/ENGLAND/ROMANO, SPAIN/ENGLAND/SPAIN, AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA, CANADA: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
Various nations beating the crap out of each other for England's affections.
Pairing up to anon, but OP prefers America, Romano, or Spain.
Bonus 1 - The 'winner' is completely unharmed until England punches them for making him worry
Bonus 2 - Canada shows off his hockey skills.
* RUSSIA/ENGLAND: HELPING
It's this anon's birthday soon, and this anon is quite the fan of Russia/England, for some reason.
Therefore, she would love any anon who would be willing to do this:
England seems normal on the outside, but is actually being abused. (If you make it not obvious who is abusing him, that would be fine.) Russia, having abused people and seen the effects, notices, and tries to corner him about it and help. But England is having none of it, because Russia is seen as a violent person, so he thinks he'd be letting himself in for more abuse.
Cue Russia genuinely helping, and England being suspicious at first but gradually coping, and finding that Russia is past his insane stage, and is a nice person, if shy. And quite useful to get back at people.
* SPAIN/ROMANO: MPREG
Spain x Romano mpreg.
Antonio has a pregnancy fetish.
A big one. and with Lovino nine months pregnant, he wants him bad x3 Lovino is pregnant with a girl ffff
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: TOY STORY CROSSOVER
My god, first request. Anon was so nervous she forgot to de-anon. *facepalm*
USUK, based on the movie Toy Story. Go wild, anon!
- HUNGARY, RUSSIA: SPYING ON RUSSIA
Hungary is not happy being a Soviet satellite, but she makes the best of it which mostly consists of spying on Russia sexytimes. Russia finds out. Anything after that is anything goes.
Bonus: Whatever happens leads to Hungary's revolution.
- ENGLAND/CANADA: GENDERBENDER
Right after gaining possession of Canada from France, England uses his magic to change Canada into a girl (because he always wanted a daughter), and Canada just doesn't really know the difference...
Any pairing is fine (but I'd really like to see UK x Fem!Canada, with England thinking it's improper to develop feelings for his 'daughter', but does anyway)
- ANYONE/SPAIN, WORLD: SPANKING
Anyone/Spain.
Spanking.
Because seriously, who DOESN'T want to spank DAT ASS?
* WORLD, ENGLAND, AMERICA, GERMANY, PRUSSIA: YOU'RE MY COUNTRY?
Anon figures that each time a head of state comes into office, they get the low down on who their Nation is. But what if someone forgot to give the "Nation talk" to the boss or the boss doesn't believe the story?
Que the Nation doing all sorts of silly antics to try to convince the boss. Old bosses, future bosses, or current bosses, anon doesn't care. It's all good.
1st Bonus: If it's England, he calls on his fairy friends and/or uses black magic to try to convince his boss. He even whips out the Britannia Angel getup. Much hilarity as the boss tries to reason out all the magic that's used and England is getting extremely frustrated. Super bonus if this is during England's empire days and he also tries showcasing his cute little colonies as proof.
2nd Bonus: If it's America, he doesn't realize his boss has no clue about the Nations. America goes about business as usual, showing up at top secret meetings five minutes late to bring McDonald's for everyone and bursting into the Oval Office to get his boss' advice for this awesome new video game Japan lent him. Frankly, this is starting to freak out his boss. The Secret Service in the meantime have a running bet on whether the president or America is going to figure it out first.
3rd Bonus: If it's Germany, the reason why his boss doesn't think he's the Nation is because the boss believes Prussia is Germany. Prussia takes shameless advantage of this.
* SPAIN/ROMANO, GREECE/JAPAN, CANADA/UKRAINE, LATVIA/LIECHTENSTEIN: THE MANY WAYS TO SAY "I LOVE YOU"
In every language they can memorize.
written in shaving cream on the mirror, to be seen in the morning.
Their national flower tucked behind their ear in the morning ..
I just want pure fluff here. Pairing is really up to anon, though I really really really REALLY would love to see either Spain/Romano, Greece/Japan, Canada/Ukraine, or Latvia/Liechtenstein.
Please, anon? ; w ;
- BELGIUM/CANADA: THANK YOU
Belgium thanking Canada for Passchendaele (in other words, smut ;D)
- ENGLAND/SEYCHELLES: WITH PIRATE!ARTHUR
- CANADA/AMERICA/OTHER: A DARK SCI-FI FIC
I'd love to see an extremely dark and twisted sci-fi fill!
Canada and America thinking that they're about to be happy parents when in reality some alien probing has been going on. Canada, who usually tries his best to deny Tony's existance, starts to question the alien after America gets horribly sick (I mean some freaky out-of-this-world symptoms). It'd be great if:
1. The rest of the world makes it clear that they do NOT approve of the relationship.
2. Because of this Canada is paranoid/protective of his brother to the point of being overbearing.
3. A horribly creepy ending.
- AMERICA/CANADA: PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER
America sees that Canada has more friends than he first thought (France, Ukraine, Holland, Prussia, Cuba, and Russia), and goes into protective big-brother!mode, being all paranoid and thinking that everyone who even looks at Canada wants to get in his pants.
Canada is NOT very happy with this...
Bonus: It somehow ends in AmCan
* WORLD: BABIES
Anything with babies lawl. And their daddies/mommies x3
- AMERICA, FRANCE, RUSSIA, CANADA, ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER
i want to anon to make a fill where no one knows america is girl she thinks they all know this can be anything you want like smut,crack, etc... but i prefer fluff from these follwing people France Russia Canada england
Bonus:if the only one who new was tony the alien :D
Bonus:if if every one in the meeting goes wild
(if you want you can put mor genderbent people in it idc ._>)
- HUNGARY, PRUSSIA, ROMANO/VENEZIANO, AMERICA/CANADA, NORWAY/ICELAND, S. KOREA/CHINA: THEY WANT MORE HOT BROTHERLY INCEST
Hungary decides that she wants to see more hot brotherly incest (and hesitantly allows Prussia to help her, who secretly wants the same thing), and starts to pair the brother nations up... only to find said pairings already established
Pairings must be: S. Italy/N. Italy, America/Canada, Norway/Iceland, Korea/China...
Bonus: There is smut
- LATVIA: MASTURBATING TO A "ROMANTIC" NOVEL
- NORWAY/SWEDEN/DENMARK: THREESOME
Norway/Sweden/Denmark. Sweden being a quickie, Denmark being awesome and Norway topping from the shadows. Sorta.
- OTHER: NEW JERSEY
I mean, there's a frigging song about a native wanting to leave New Jersey.
So wouldn't New Jersey have self-confidence/image issues?
- AMERICA: IS SCARED OF DOCTORS
Most Americans hate/fear the doctor or dentist. Mostly because it costs an arm and leg to see one and there's a lot of stigma against doctors and dentists.
For a lot of Americans they never go to the doctor unless absolutely necessary(which can vary from disease or getting shot) or we go to another country to get medical treatment. Which is why health care reform is such a big deal.
So have Alfred being utterly terrified of going to see a doctor!
* AMERICA, ENGLAND: 51ST STATE?
Anon recently saw an awesome fanart where the UK became the 51st state of the US. What are the factors behind it - economic collapse? Social unrest? What of the Royal Family? How would England react to losing his sovereignty and having to answer to an American president? Roll with it, anons! This one sounds nice and juicy angsty.
- RUSSIA, WORLD: PUSHKIN
My poetry professor told me that if you go to Russia and don't know who Pushkin is, you'll get beaten up. So let's see someone revealing their Pushkin ignorance to Russia, who proceeds to beat the tar out of them. Bonus if Russia recites some of Pushkin's poetry during the ass-kicking (they won't be forgetting who Pushkin is ever again...)
- MONGOLIA: MAKE IT INSPIRING AND SAD
How about a story with Mongolia reminiscing about his/her empire, you know, the one that stretched from Kiev to Hainan. Have him think of the achievements: stabilization of the Silk Road, introduction of Paper Money, the formation of the largest free trade area in the world, etc. as well as the atrocities that come with Empire.
Make it inspiring and a little bit sad.
* RUSSIA/AMERICA: GENDERBENDER
Fem!Russia leading America around her house on a leash, eventually ending up in the bedroom. I wanna see America following willingly with that wide-eyed, yes please kind of expression.
Bonus: Fem!Russia's pov in first person.
Captcha: mindful Virginia-bred
* CANADA, FRANCE, ENGLAND, AMERICA: PROJECT MKULTRA
So I just recently learned about: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKULTRA
And I was wondering (and thinking), what would have happened had Matthew been experimented on? I think he'd be quieter than usual (some of the patients forgot how to speak because of the drugs and tests used).
Cameron had been hoping to correct schizophrenia by erasing existing memories and reprogramming the psyche. If this could be included somehow in the story, that'd be awesome but maybe go around the schizophrenia?
Most of this information was found under the Canadian section of the article.
This will mostly be angst ridden and characters I'd like to see helping out or finding out would mainly be America, France and England.
Sorry if this is a alot!
- PRUSSIA/ENGLAND/DENMARK: THREESOME, ROLEPLAYING
Prussia/England/Denmark
With unrequited love for their little brothers, they decide to help each other out with some sexual role-playing. Anon can choose who plays who.
Bonus point #1: They try to look the part.
Bonus point #2: One of them fails at role-playing.
* AMERICA/ENGLAND: AMERICAN BOY
USUK sorta-kinda to the song 'American Boy' (by Estelle. stfu, I can't stop listening to it, okay? Dx)
The twist? America isn't the American Boy in the song. Arthur has some business to attend to in America, but Alfred isn't there, and while waiting for him, he meets this guy he really hits it off with. Cue Alfred returning and not being able to spend a single moment with Arthur because of this new guy and being, well, jealous. (because jealous!America is SO my kink)
It's up to the authornon to decide whether Alfred really has competition or it's just some strong bromance between the guy and England.
Bonus points:
- The guy is filthy rich and spoils/treats England like a princess. (because my headcanon = England secretly loves being pampered) something America's pride stops him from doing
- Sex (of course). With America being really gentle at the start, but as he thinks more and more of the other guy, he gets rougher; leaving bruises in obvious places, etc. (like I said, my kink is jealousy. So I really want America to feel that harsh, unforgiving need to make England completely his.)
triple have-all-my-internets bonus if the guy is Paul Rudd. Because Paul Rudd is hot. And I'm only half-joking. : |
- AUSTRIA/HUNGARY, AUSTRIA/PRUSSIA: STRIPPING
Based on the testfromlastnight "Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song". Preferred AustriaxHungary or AustriaxPrussia, but anyone will do.
Bonus 1- Austria ends up stripping
Bonus 2- Mozart is actually involved
Bonus 3- The piano is used in a stripper-pole-like manner
- SPAIN/ROMANO: GENDERBENDER AND FEMPREG
I'd like to see something Juno-esque ~ with references ( I don't mind direct quotes from there, being applied here ) to the movie, and the same overall quirkiness of the characters, the sweet little moments, witty dialouge. You know, the works.
Of course, that means that Romana gets pregger- and i'd like for you to keep the part that she adopts the baby out, please. The adoptive couple is up to you. C:
Go go go!
- CANADA, WORLD: IN HIS MOUNTIE UNIFORM
Canada is tired of being not noticed, and shows up to a world meeting in his Mountie uniform (as a last-ditch resort), and to his surprise - nations actually notice him. Cue the chasing! (Any pairings fine, though OP's OTP is AmCan, but please no Franada)
Bonus: The nations who are chasing after him can only see Canada when he is in his Mountie uniform (which causes him to wear it all the time)
- OTHER/AMERICA: POCAHONTAS CROSSOVER
Mother Willow/America
Tentacle rape dubcon.
- AMERICA, VIETNAM: HAVE GONE OVERBOARD
The nations are on a cruise to the newest Chinatown on some fancy resort island when the ship gets caught in a storm. They weather it out and everyone is fine - until they discover two nations went overboard.
And on some random deserted island (with no Chinatown) America and Vietnam discover they are shipwrecked together. With no ship in sight.
Bonus: Both think they know better than the other on how to survive on a deserted island. And both are total failures without the other.
- ENGLAND, AMERICA: POKEMON CROSSOVER
Pikachu!England and Trainer!America. Where England says "baka" instead of "pikachu".
Also, smut. There must be smut. GET HOPPIN', ANONS.
- CUBA/CANADA: BLINDFOLDED
Blindfold kink. With Canada being the one blindfolded.
Bonus: Cuba speaking Spanish. (Language kink, hurray!)
- CANADA, WORLD: HAREM ORGY
Canada... having his own harem! It is all a secret from all the nations Canada is secretly seeing (He is part French after all)... and then they find out... whatever happens after that is up to Anon! (*cough*teamupandgangbangCanada*cough*)
Bonus: America, France, Cuba, Russia, Holland, and Ukraine are the harem
- ENGLAND/AMERICA: JEALOUSY
America flirting with other nations to make England jealous because America thinks it's hot. England proceeds to remind him who he belongs to.
- FRANCE/SPAIN/FRANCE: POSSESSIVE
France/Spain(/France), possessive sex/interaction- on both sides.
Please?
- FRANCE/CANADA, RUSSIA/CANADA: CRAZY!CANADA
Lately I've been having weird images in my head with Canada being all crazy... Which I have to say is really hot and all.
My most popular one is Canada standing on top of a bloody, naked France or Russia while licking a bloody sword.
Soooooo, my kink is crazy!Canada slashing the shit out of either France or Russia, and somehow ending up withsexual intercourse in the end.
Bonus: Canada gets bottom
- AUSTRIA/HUNGARY: GENDERBENDER
Austria and Hungary's wedding night. The catch? Both are women. Hungary has had sex before, but Austria has not and is nervous, even though she is very attracted to her new wife. Any kind of sex is fine between them, but please don't forget that breasts are very fun to play with :).
- AMERICA, OTHER: HE'S A SOCCER!MUM
Um, can I request soccer mom America?
Only, not so much soccer as soccer, swimming, hockey, lacrosse, little league, etc. etc. mom America? (And not genderbend.)
Like, taking ickle Hawaii to swimming lessons and Alaska to hockey and New Mexico and Arizona to soccer, and so on? Or, you know, whatever. Must include the stereotypical soccer mom SUV filled with kids however! (Though, allowing for new concerns about global warming, the SUV may be a hybrid. ^_~)
Other countries may guest-star as anon chooses. Bonus for somehow working in Canada and his province kiddies!
- VENEZIANO: IS A NINJA
N. Italy is tired of being pushed around and he snaps. His grandfather asked him not to fight because secretly…N. Italy is a NINJA.
Everyone knows that the best Ninjas are Italian lol
GO! IN THE NAME OF CRACK…please?
* AMERICA/ENGLAND: SEX SLAVE
Anon wants a story in which England in our world accidentally go into another dimension in which he's under America's rule and is his sex slave. And England in that world is in our world (meaning, they exchange places).
Bonus: Other world!England meets our world!America and get scared and go hiding and America need to convince him to come out.
Bonus: Our world!England meets Other world!England in dreams~
* WORLD, OTHER: CROSSOVERS GALORE
We've seen fics in which the Nation-tans were ordinary humans.
So what if Non-Nation-tan Charactors were actually Nations? What would their countries, people, culture, etc, be like?
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!
(This silly prompt was inspired by a piece of fan art posted on the main Hetalia com that I no longer have the link for)
Anyway you know the game Battleship? Well my new head canon is that England is the absolute master of the game among the nations. No one that plays him can touch him and he's an extremely bad winner in that he gloats and struts around like he just sank the Spanish Armada again. Finally it gets to the point where no other Nations will play him so he's desperate for someone to play with so he pounces on America during one break, America has never been asked because everyone just assumes that he's not much on strategy. America ignores everyone else trying to get him to refuse and agrees.
Then he absolutely wipes the floor with England. Everyone is shocked, England is furious and it's America's turn to gloat and strut. Gen is fine or smut between them if you can figure out how. I'm just in the mood for some silly inter-nation antics...I love those type of fics.
* WORLD: SWEET, GENTLE, LOVE!SEX
Any pairing. As much as I love fast, hot porn, I have a need for a fic with sex that would be sweet, gentle and done out of love, focusing on emotional aspects, closeness, intimacy etc.
- NORWAY/ICELAND, DENMARK: VOYEUR
Norway/Iceland, with voyeur!Denmark. I need it ;O;
Notes
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I apologise profusely for my lack of updates. Unfortunately, life has imploded on me and I haven't had time. But don't think I've given up. I'll still be around and posting.
I think I'll forever stay a bit behind though - it makes it easier to catch fills.