Sunday, 27th September, 2009
- ROMANO/VENEZIANO, ANYONE/ANYONE, WORLD: ROLE PLAY
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This anon has a HUGE kink for roleplay anons! I request ANY TWO NATIONS doing so! That or Romano/Venesziano XDD Maid and Master, Nurse and Doctor, School Teacher and SailorFuku!Student, WHATEVER ANON WANTS. All I humbly ask is for roleplay between two nations pleeeeeeeeease?
AND THE BONUS IIIIIIS~~~ I have a soft spot for LOUD UKES who WANT IT BAD 8D
With that I will be happy anons XDDD I feel so ashamed-ish >//<
- SPAIN/AMERICA: THE BET
Oy this is overly long...sorry about that... *cringes*
Everyone knows the old Bet chestnut of a story idea beloved of teen movies and sit-coms since the beginning of time.
You know the one where Person A makes a bet with their friends that they can get Person B to fall in love with them by a certain amount of time. Person B is suspicious for a while but is eventually worn down and does start to fall in love with Person A while at the same time Person A is falling in love as well. (Somewhere in the middle of all this there is usually some intense and overly long makeover/music montage where the "ugly duckling" turns into a swan which helps the whole process along) But then the truth of the bet comes out at the most inopportune time leaving Person B devastated and Person A to flail around trying to prove that they really do love Person B. Yada, yada, yada.
Well I would love to see a story where Person A is Spain and Person B is America.
France and Prussia, while out drinking, talk about the times they've been with America and Spain gets all sad-faced because he's never been with America like that. So the bet/plot is formed ect. Spain does some hardcore wooing ('cause my headcanon is that he's better at wooing the France...truefax), if the writer can make a part of that wooing involve horses (particularly the Mustangs) I would be incredibly grateful. Story proceedes as normal with the falling in love and the finding out and well...the exact nature of the story is up to the writer but I'd prefer a happy ending. The whole makeover subplot isn't necessary but I can see Spain finding out a lot more about the real-America he keeps hidden under that over-the-top exterior. At some point an overly protective UK or Canada appears.
Bonus: When the truth comes out America is devastated but he doesn't go into a cliche-freaking out melt down. He's hurt and angry and doesn't want anything further to do with Spain but he keeps it mostly inside and is much more resigned to the whole thing because he's used to people only wanting to be with him because they want something from him or that they want to have a fun time without anything real ever happening with it. This bothers Spain more then any full-out freak out would.
Bonus 2: France and Prussia have never actually been with America they were rejected when they tried and are setting Spain up for the same thing. They're such great friends...in their defense when they realize how much Spain cares for America after the reveal they do try to help him out.
* SPAIN/ROMANO: SPAIN DIES
This anon would really like to see this happen!
Antonio is dying and has been bedridden for months. Lovino won't let anyone else see Antonio and has been with him the whole time. I want to see Lovino actually tell Antonio that he loves him and that he always has.
After Antonio dies, Lovino is depressed and won't talk to any of the other nations, even his brother. But somehow, Lovino realizes that Antonio wouldn't want him to stay like this.
Please make use of this line! "ONLY ANTONIO CAN CALL ME THAT!"
Anon, please make me cry for my OTP!
- FRANCE/ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER
This is this Anon's first request~ lol
Genbend!France x England~
France is pregnant with Canada and raising toddler!America with England. Except England's been hitting the bottle a bit too much lately.
So France makes him go to an AA meeting and threatens that he better sober up or she'll leave him and take the kids away forever.
- AMERICA: PLAYBOY BUNNY SUIT
Anon has just seen the most awesome piece of fanart and is now craving playboy bunny America smut. No gender bend please.
- DENMARK/ANYONE, WORLD: MULTIPLE ORGASMS
So, you may have heard of the Masturbate-a-thon (http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/press-release.php).
In 2008, the winner of "Most Orgasms/Female" was a woman from Denmark (94 times! Lucky girl, damn!).
What I want to see is Denmark making another nation come multiple times until said nation is completely exhausted (preferably a female nation, since women simply can experience far more orgams in a row than men).
Use toys, any positions and whatnot. Be as kinky as you want. The kinkier the better! Make that nation beg him.
Bonus: Dirty talk.
Bonus 2: It's a humble/innocent/shy nation, such as Ukraine, Liechtenstein or --- Latvia. *shot*
- SWEDEN/FINLAND/DENMARK: THREESOME
Sweden and Denmark doing Finland, while competing with each other about who can give Fin more pleasure. Maybe he's sick of their constant arguing and thinks of a nice way of solving their diferences?~ However, Finland can only bottom (yet liking it), please.
Bonus points for Denmark teasing Sweden with being a better husband in bed. Extra bonus if there's included any other position than double penetration.
- SPAIN, HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE: HE TAKES HIM HOME INSTEAD
Seeing how much Spain loves little children (pedo...>_> )I want to see Spain finding and taking little HRE or kid!Germany home instead of S.Italy.
Bonus: Little!Ludwig secretly enjoys all the attention lavished on him by Antonio.
Bonus 2: At night, Ludwig is too scared to be alone and sneaks into Antonio's bed.
- PRUSSIA, SPAIN, FRANCE: GEN
This anon is very simple in her tastes....so all she asks for is Bad Touch Trio gen.
I trust you other anons to make this into something fantastic.
- POLAND/AUSTRIA: TWO YEARS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Kasimir_Felix_Badeni
it's 1895 and ethnic Polish aristocrat, Badeni, is minister-president of Austria. he "ruled" the country for two years. NOW.
what do you think, dear anons, Poland could have done in Austria's house through these two years? (except painting the walls pink) remember, Poland was under Austrian partition right then, they didn't like each other (but Poland liked Hungary).
hope, you'll enjoy that 8D
- PRUSSIA/CANADA/PRUSSIA: GENDERBENDER
Anon would like to see some Canada/fem!Prussia/Canada, because there is not enough Canada and definitely not enough fem!Prussia.
Established relationship is nice, but get-together fic is preferred, and if/when smut is gotten to, anon would love to see fem!Prussia top Canada like a cherry on a sundae-- and then get topped right back.
Bonus if anon goes the get-together route and Canada is the one who sort-of instigates a courtship and fem!Prussia is totally oblivious at first.
- AMERICA: MOTORCYCLE
America+motorcycle=awesomeness. Has to be a Harley.
Bonus if you can squeeze England in somehow, but I'm not picky.
PLEASE ANONS I NEED THIS LIKE BURNING
- CHINA/ALBANIA/CHINA: FOOT FETISH
During the Sino-Soviet split, China found Albania to be one of its staunchest supporters. Albania even launched their own Cultural Revolution just as China did. China's propaganda had a lot of stuff like 'The World Is Joining Our Happy Communist Family*! [*and by the world, we mean albania].
So anon wants China/Albania (or Albania/China). As for a kink: foot fetish.
* AMERICA/ENGLAND, WORLD: AMERICA TAKES OVER
Anon would like to see America taking over the world, making it become one with him.
Bonus if he does it because he really believes that he's doing the right thing, because he wants to protect the people he holds dear, and he just become gradually more corrupted and power hungry.
Anon is partial to US/UK but is not picky.
- GERMANY/FRANCE: VIOLENCE, SUSPICION, SYMPATHY, LOVE
Ludwig is a man torn by conflicting feelings. He had enthusiastically joined the army but he has witnessed some atrocities, especially on the East Front, and he is becoming disillusioned with the National-Socialism. He is secretly tempted to desert even if he won’t admit it.
Francis is sickened to see how his country is enslaved to feed the German war machine, the betrayal of his government (“Better Hitler than the Popular Front”), the murder of the people, Jews, non-Jews, etc. He is obsessed with killing nazis.
Make them meet ! Violence, suspicion, sympathy, love ensue, in that order. Bonus points if Francis sees SOE agent-parachutist!Arthur as an angel.
- AMERICA/RUSSIA: WHO'S IS BIGGER?
According to the Man Code, 'No Man shall occupy a urinal immediately adjacent to another Man.' America promptly breaks the Man Code one day upon entering the restroom to find that it is unoccupied except for Russia. Thinking this would be a good chance to finally solve the whole 'who had a bigger dick' thing, he takes the urinal next to Russia...and is caught staring almost at once. But since their actually pretty close in size, they start arguing about who's bigger...and it would be easier to measure this if they were both erect...and it all dissolves into sex.
Bonus: Russia is bigger, but America tops.
Bonus #2: Someone walks in on them at one point. They stop only long enough to tell the invader to fuck off and go right back to it.
The kinky but thoroughly optional bonus: Having someone stare at their dick makes them unable to take a piss in the first place, and they end up having sex on a full bladder.
- GERMANY, VENEZIANO AND THE KRAMPUS
Quick definition from Wiki: The word Krampus originates from the Old High German word for claw (Krampen). In the Alpine regions the Krampus is represented by an incubus demon in company of Saint Nicholas. Krampus acts as an anti-Saint Nicholas where instead of giving gifts to good children, he gives warnings and punishments to the bad children. Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus in the first two weeks of December, particularly in the evening of December 5, and roam the streets frightening children and women with rusty chains and bells. In some rural areas the tradition also includes birching by the Krampus, especially of young females.
Don't kill me, but...
Germany and North Italy... deal with the Krampus. I don't care how or why. I just want it.
Bonus: The Krampus is actually Prussia in a costume. Nobody could tell.
Bonus part deux: Germany's the one being assaulted.
- FRANCE/ENGLAND, AMERICA/CANADA: EPIC WOOING
England wants America. America wants Canada. Canada wants England. And France, well -- he just wants all of them. Epic wooing starts.
The end pairing MUST end in AmCan and FrUk. Smut is wanted, but not needed!
- WORLD: PHOBIAS
I want a pairing where one of the nations suffers from a phobia of something.
Sweden is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic? (Fear of, Ironically, long words)
Prussia suffers from Xanthophobic?(fear of Yellow.)
Or perhaps France is Vestiphobic? (google it. )
What ever the case the person they love finds out about it and try to cure them of it.
Make it cracky, make it serious.
Multiple fills are welcome.
* SCOTLAND/ENGLAND: NON-CON OR DUB-CON
I've noticed a few Scotland request already and couldn't help but add my own...
After the Troubles in Ireland reach a new height, a furious Scotland takes revenge on his least favourite brother for all the terrible things he's caused. Non or dub-con Scotland/England, with hints of Scotland/Ireland and non-con England/Ireland?
Bonus for it just being an excuse to get back at him for all the nasty things that had happened between them.
- FRANCE: NARCOLEPSY
France has Narcolepsy and it annoys the hell out of everyone, specifially their signifigant other (i don't mind who he's paired with) when they want to get rather intimate.
- DENMARK/NORWAY: FAMILY
Denmark's dream is 'happy family' - like Sweden and Finland.
But he has no wife. And he decides... marry Norway.
Norway protests, 'cause he loves Iceland.
Non-consensual marriage (bonus: they play cards and Dane wins), honeymoon, rings... and Nor, who understands he couldn't live without his 'husband'.
- PRUSSIA/CANADA/PRUSSIA: BONDING OVER HOW THEY ARE FORGOTTEN OR TOSSED ASIDE
Anon here is actually a fan of Germany being put-off by his brother/disgusted by him. But before he can kick him out, Prussia leaves...
...to Canada.
Would like some Canada/Prussia general bonding over how they are forgotten, tossed aside. If they have rabid figuring-out-they're-right-for-each-other sex, that would certainly be welcome, but not required. Anon just wants some touching Prussia/Canada.
- WORLD: CLUDGLING
Cludgling
A Tudor game where you smashed each other with short clubs and got a point each time you made the other person bleed.
Anything to do with this.
* TURKEY/GREECE: GENDERBENDER
inspiration: http://i34.tinypic.com/2mn3dok.jpg
- FRANCE/ENGLAND/CANADA/AMERICA: ORGY
France/England/Canada/America even foursome (no splitting in to twos or 'he loves (persona) more', all characters interacting). With lots of teasing.
- ANYONE/AMERICA, WORLD: HE PREFERS BOTTOMING
Anon wants smutty yet hilarious fic.
Nation A (anyone) assumes that America, who is rumored to be a bit of a slut, always tops in whatever relationship he's in. Nearly every other Nation shares this assumption.
When Nation A (if he likes America or just wants to sleep with him is anon's choice) actually does get America in bed after a long courtship he finds out several things:
1. America hasn't been in many sexual relationships as rumored. He's actually quite shy...maybe even a bit prudish.
2. America prefers to be the bottom.
Anon would like this story and hopes to see Nation A agonizing the long courtship, about having to bottom, and prepping themselves before finding out these revelations. And how they deal with it, ending in Nation A/America (that order).
Please make it funny but also sexy, anons!
BONUS: For lulz, we find out that Finland, North Italy, and Poland are actually unrepentant toppers.
recaptcha: "wife man" --- LOL!
- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER
England teaching her dear just-went-through-puberty (but not throwing tea in the harbor quite yet) little sister how to 'deal with guys'. Curious!tomboyish America who admires her pretty and confident 'elder sister' and feels slightly insecure, and England being all 'd'awww' and trying to teach her but also 'WAIT. NO. YOU CANNOT DATE YET. OR EVER.'.
They're still each others favorite person EVEH at this point in time, so give me a bit of fluff, if you could? And if anon wants to offer me some femslash between them there, OP would be quite happy.
- S. KOREA: YOU KNOW...
Korea with someone/anyone/I DON'T CARE WHO. But: "You know... sex originated in Korea."
- HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE, LIECHTENSTEIN: CUTE FLUFF
Liech and the HRE, then her at a later day reminiscing about her first brother... who she was part of, given to France with, given back to Austria and Prussia with, and then finally seperated from when Austria grabbed her and Prussia grabbed him during a custody battle (which eventually lead to Austria losing her and she ending up with Switz).
Cute fluff between the two children, and maybe her and Germany at a later date would be lovely.
- AMERICA/CANADA: SEE THE BOTTOM PANEL
http://pie-is-i.deviantart.com/art/don-t-blink-america-135503310
I want the bottom panel.
THOSE LINES.
THOSE EXPRESSIONS.
Bonus: They end up doing it.
- UKRAINE WANTS WORLD DOMINATION
This anon would like an AU where, instead of Russia becoming mentally unstable, Ukraine goes insane instead and wants world domination. Reasons why she does so are up to anon. It can be as crack-filled or serious as you want, I don't mind at all. I also don't mind if nation names or real names are used~
SUPERDUPERYOUCANHAVEMYSOULBONUS: normal!Russia having a HUGE crush on Ukraine, but she's too hellbent on world domination to notice. He ends up having to assist her in her plans for world takeover in order to get some sexy tiems!
- VENEZIANO IS BADASS
Everyone thinks that Italy is a total ditz, and he is.
Just not in the bedroom.
Basically, one of the Nations wants to get with Italy because they have the set mind that Italy is a helpless bottom, and who wouldn't want that? But Italy (according to my headcanon), is a closet BDSM fan, and loves bondage and toys.
BONUS: The nation is either Germany, Prussia, or England.
BONUS 2: ITALY. STILL. BOTTOMS. Just with a LOT of topping in the beginning.
BONUS 3: Use either one of these pictures as a guide:
http://img30.pixiv.net/img/fjbn0909/6327781_m.png
http://img30.pixiv.net/img/kny55y/5931654_m.jpg
Kinda-sorta cliche, I know, but ZOMGBDSMITALY...
- CANADA/FRANCE/CANADA: CANADA HAS A WET DREAM
Okay. So.
Canada has a wet dream about France. What sexy things that go on in the dream is up to anon, but, when Canada goes to a World Meeting the morning he wakes up from said dream, he's really, really embarrassed and tires to avoid France etc. France notices this, obviously and, corners Canada to ask what is going on. Canada, flustered and mortified, tells all.
France's reaction? He wants to reenact the dream. So they do. CUE SEXY SEXY SEXY TIMES.
Go, go, go anons! I have faith in you!
- RUSSIA/CANADA/SWEDEN: THREESOME
A hockey game gets a little too passionate...
Bonus: Canada is aggressive, yet still gets totally dominated
* ENGLAND/AMERICA: PIRATE!ENGLAND
Pirate! Arthur topping the hell out of Alfred. Probably work best as an AU but I'm not going to limit you.
recaptcha: butt dominion
- FRANCE/CANADA, ENGLAND/CANADA: GENDERBENDER
A young adolescent Canada has an Oedipus complex and either Fem!France or Fem!England takes advantage of this by giving Canada his first sex ed lesson...
- WORLD: JIGOKU SHOUJO CROSSOVER
Anon would like to see a nation (don't really care which one) use the Hell Correspondence to summon the Hell Girl (aka - Jigoku Shoujo or Enma Ai) with the intent to send their grudge (another nation? or could be a human, don't really care) to Hell.
However, whether or not they actually go through with the contract is up to anon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jigoku_Shoujo <-- info on Jigoku Shoujo
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: HAMBURGERS
Russia/America
Russia cooks America hamburgers.
Bonus: It's the best burger Alfred's ever had.
btw, is it just me or is this like the greatest bunch of new requests especially the Russia/America ones ever? seriously, I thought I was going to take a break from filling to rejoin the real world, but now I'm going to have to reconsider.
- ENGLAND: PUNK
I find the fan-created image of punk Arthur really hot. You know, with green hair dye, leather pants and piercings everywhere? So I'd just like to see a fic with him and whoever, having sex against a wall in a club.
If you can write this, you've made my day <3
- SPAIN/ROMANO: PLAYING WITH HIS CURL
I'd love to see a World Conference Meeting; Antonio 'plays' with a certain curl of Romano's causing a heavy amount of panic on both Italy brothers and everyone notices.
Absolutely no preferences other than Romano's foul mouth and pleasure. Pretty please and thank you. ♥
- REPUBLIC OF IRELAND, ENGLAND, N. IRELAND: CUSTODY BATTLE
In OP's head-canon the Republic of Ireland is a girl and she and England are involved in a custody battle over Northern Ireland, with N.Ire being unable to decide (due to conflicted opinions within the unionist and nationalist communities). OP would like a fight over N.Ire between the Republic and England.
Bonuses!
~OP would adore you if you brought in the rest of the UK and other countries
~If N.Ire says the last time it tried to decide about unification it dissolved into the Troubles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles)
- PRUSSIA: DEATH FIC
I know a lot of anons don't like "Prussia Death Fics", but it's my headcanon and it won't leave. But this has a slight twist.
Prussia's still around in the present day, generally causing mayhem and chaos but only because he knows his time is limited to when the last child born in former East Germany dies.
He casually lets this slip to Liechtenstein at a world meeting by mistake...
- AMERICA/INDIA: HOLLYWOOD VS. BOLLYWOOD
Americ/India......yes its crack but hey notable film industries
America and India.....America tries to woo her
Up to the anon whether he fails or wins....
Bonuses:
- Random England cameo.
- All out musical style you don't have to write a song but you can base it off a song of a musical of your choice.
Its cracky and absolutely wtf but oh gawd the vision of Alfred trying to be a Bollywood Hero just cracks me up....also i'm doing a picture of some sorts of the two lol orz.
- RUSSIA/ENGLAND, AMERICA/ENGLAND: AMERICA'S DOING THE BREAKING UP
OK, Russia/UK is a guilty pleasure of mine but USUK is probably my favourite pairing.
I would love anyone who could produce some America/UK/Russia where Russia isn't bat shit insane (i.e. trying to rape Arthur at every possible moment. I see a lot of this around here) and Alfred is the one who attempts to break the couple up.
Bonus if there's some role reversal and Russia defends England when America gets too agressive in his attempts to make him leave Ivan.
End pairing is up to anon. I don't mind either way.
- AMERICA: MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES
While I enjoy seeing the States personified as separate people, I do love the idea of the States as America's alternate personalities more. So basically, anon wants something showcasing America's states as MPD and the other Nations' reaction to it. Anon figures that America normally can keep his States under control, but maybe he's been stressed out or what not.
Bonuses:
1. Iggy is more or less to blame for America's "brain damage" since he was the one that made America into 13 separate colonies in the first place. On the same note, England is the only one who knew about America's MPD before hand since England was the one who helped America learn to control it back as a little colony.
2. Virginia (and probably Maryland, the Carolinas, and a few other states besides) = fem!America. Whether he just acts feminine or actually turns into a girl is up to anon.
3. Louisiana speaks French Creole, and France cries (England laughs) at the awesome butchering of the French language. Sorry Louisiana anons...
4. Texas as cowboy!America?
- RUSSIA, S. KOREA/CHINA: CHINA'S A PROSTITUTE
Anon always has amazing ideas before she goes to sleep, so she thought she'd share one before it was forgotten.
Russia pimping out China for money, China's services being purchased by S. Korea.
Anon isn't very picky, except for one thing: Heavy KoreaChina is desired.
FILL!ANON IS FREE TO DECIDE IF IT'S CONSENSUAL OR NOT.
reCAPTCHA: +20.0 dollar. Prostitutes deserve tips too!
- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: REPRESSED NO LONGER
Okay, so it is basically acknowledged that England is a repressed old man. America finds out about this-or already knows-and forms a plan to help his former-colonizer-now-love-interest.
Operation: Fuck England Senseless
Bonus: America tells England that he knows how it feels, because of the Puritans and the Fifties
Bonus 2: America succeeds, and they get into an established relationship with England a lot less cranky
- WORLD, OTHER: GHOSTS OF THEIR BOSSES
First time requesting~. :'D
The countries seeing ghosts~. But not just any ghosts, ghosts of previous bosses. Like Prussia seeing Fritz, Russia seeing Anastasia or other Romanovs, and France seeing Jeanne d'Arc~...
Those are just the ones I can think of, more would be awesome~. X3
And the only the countries can see their own bosses/peoples ghosts. (Maybe Iggy can see them, too?)
Pfff, recaptcha: "Well-Preserved sanders" XD ??
*runs off*
- RUSSIA/CHINA, LATVIA, LITHUANIA, ESTONIA: RUSSIA'S A GOOD DADDY, RIGHT?
Russia/China AU, human names preferred. Russia’s the single (adoptive) parent of Lithuania (age 7), Estonia (age 5), and Latvia (age 2) and, despite getting help from his two sisters, is struggling to get by because no jobs will hire him due to his schizophrenia and child-like mentality, so he naively turns to the mafia for help. China’s one of his children’s teachers who happens to notice how poor of a lunch his student has, how skinny he is, and how old his clothes are and, suspecting neglect, decides to see what’s going on. He meets Russia and, upon learning of his financial situation, attempts to help but gets caught up in whatever mafia troubles Russia is having. Angst is pretty much a given, but a happy ending would be nice.
Bonus: If Russia is actually a good father despite his sometimes violent outbreaks and Belarus isn’t completely insane, just extremely protective.
Bonus 2: If Russia has to take his kids to school via public bus every day and carries Latvia everywhere.
Bonus 3: Little Lithuania has crush on Belarus and his best friend Poland.
Bonus 4: If the main bad guy is someone completely unexpected (like Liechtenstein or someone).
- WORLD: MAD SKILLS
The Tale:
After the Russian Revolution, Czar Nicolas II's head physician fled Russia and somehow ended up in Peru - where he settled down and befriended my great grandma's family, the Montoya.
One day, he was having dinner at their hacienda (think of a farm/ranch)when word came that one of the workers had been kicked in the leg by a horse. The force of the kick had shattered the bone and there were bone-splinters everywhere.
What does the good doctor have to say about this?
He grabs an oil lantern and carefully gathered all the shards, desinfected them, and admist the gore , he put each shard back together like some sort of a puzzle, before stitching the man's leg up again.
He did such a good job that two years later the worker could, according to my grandma, walk again.
The Prompt: I want the Hetalia characters to show us that just because there wasn't any electricity (or, by definition, internet) way back when doesn't mean people didn't have MAD skills!!
- DENMARK/ENGLAND: HAMLET
Has this been done before? I feel like I should be surprised if there hasn't been an England/Denmark fic dealing with Hamlet given the connection...
So Denmark holding a skull recites the To Be, Or Not to Be speech from Hamlet. England finds this the hottest thing since...well ever and jumps him. Denmark is not upset by this in the slightest. Sexy Times ensue -- would love to see Denmark topping but either or is totally fine. The full story and why there is a skull to begin with I leave up to the writer anon though I would prefer no cemetery/corpse sex.
Note: I am aware that the To Be speech is not the one done with the skull (they're not even in the same act) but Denmark is basically doing this to get into England's pants so he's pulling out all the stops here. ;-)
- RUSSIA/POLAND: THEY'RE BOTH INSANE
Poland reaches his breaking point after World War II. Russia takes advantage of the situation to make them one.
Insane!Russia x Insane!Poland
- ROMANO, VENEZIANO: THEY EXPRESS THEIR DISPLEASURE THROUGH BEING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE
The Italies have just been signed up for WWII without their consent by Mussolini, and with their boss, the King of Italy, Vittorio Emmanuele III, giving him free reign there's not much they can do about it, right?
Wrong.
The Italies express their displeasure through being PASSIVE AGRESSIVE!
Thus explaining how they can be so infuriatingly useless when According to National Science Indicators (1981-2002) they have an impressively long tradition in science and technology, or scientotechnology, going back to the Renaissance and the Roman era (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science_and_technology_in_Italy).
Dearest anon, let us see the entire picture from the Italian POV instead of Germany's.
Bonus) Mention some of the problems the Italian Army was going through at the time. (http://www.lifeinitaly.com/history/world-war-2.asp)
- SWITZERLAND/CANADA: HE'S NOT MUCH OF A TARGET
I know that this is a crack pairing, but OP wants to see this badly! It doesn't really matter how this goes, but perhaps Switzerland realises that the only nation he hasn't really shot at is Canada?
Bonus 1: There is smut
Bonus 2: If there is smut, then chocolate, gun, and French play must appear...
- SPAIN/CANADA: FLUFF
Anon would like to see some Spain/Canada cute fluffy stuff. Maybe Antonio is finally sick of Romano's crap, and goes to Canada to have comfort sex talk about it? I really don't care. Just want some fluff.
Bonus for sexytiems of course!
- AMERICA/CANADA: SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY
Anon just re-realized a while ago that Mounties ride horses around, but then so do cowboys. Then her brain went into overdrive mode and this happened.
France Someone says the phrase, 'Save a horse, ride a cowboy' at a world meeting or G8/G20 summit. Canada hears this, and decides he needs to spend some quality time with his big bro. By showing off his mountie uniform. At America's ranch.
To be more clear:
Cowboy!America/Mounite!Canada, DominantUke!Matthew bottoming from the top.
Bonus: America is tied down.
Bnous2: This was all part of the person who said the phrase's plan to vouyer on some hot twincest.
Bonus3: It was Prussia(because we all know he has that secret fetlish, right?).
Please? :D?
reCAPTCHA: Ibhaca roman. It was actually Grandpa Rome, CAPTCHA!?
- AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: COWBOY HAT AND ASSLESS CHAPS
I'd like to see America in nothing but a cowboy hat and assless chaps riding someone. Anon would prefer said someone to be Canada, but anyone's okay.
Bonus: References to rodeos.
- SEALAND/LATVIA: GENDERBENDER
This anon would really love some female!sealand/female!latvia experimenting and having their first time with each other. Pretty please with a cherry on top?
- AMERICA, OTHER: VIRGINIA TEARS HERSELF APART
The Civil War was a terrible time for America, state against state, brother against brother, father against son. The United States of America only barely held together, but Virginia was not so lucky. The western counties of Virginia didn't want to leave the Union, so they counter-seceded from Virginia and formed West Virginia. In the Civil War Virginia literally tore itself apart.
I want a story of Virginia tearing herself apart during the civil war. Make it tragic.
- S. KOREA, WORLD: KOREA'S OWN 'WHAT IF' MACHINE
S.Korea trying to one up Japan technology-wise creates a machine that will show you Alternate Universes - Think Futurama's 'What If' machine.
1) It not only show you the 'how's and 'why's, but also the current day consequences of that change in history.
2) AND it answers, in detail, any questions about how this affected other happenings in that universe.
Korea made sure to double-check it works this time so it's 100% accurate. Of course, he's not telling how (He secretly asked it 'What would happen if Korea really WAS the origen of everything?')!!
Upon completion he invites the Nations to come over to chat, have some tea, and, you know ... MARVEL AT HIS MOST EPIC CREATION TO DATE!!!!!!!
Me request to you anon is to make the questions serious, the answers LULZY, and for there to be light-hearted jabs at everyone's 'what if' fail moments (even when the question wasn't really about them).
Possible questions could be:
-What if Prussia had never been dissolved?
-What if the Kalmar Union worked?
-What if Spain had been less of a tyrant to his colonies?
-What would have happened during the Winter War had Hitler settled with only regaining the original German territories and annulling the Treaty of Versailles (in other words, not gone down the path of world domination?
Bonus) At the end of the evening one of the unimpressive, oft forgotten and/or weak countries (The Italies, Canada, Baltics, etc.) asks a seemingly innocuous question - could be aimed at making fun of an other Nation or simple curiousity about what a certain change in their history could bring - that has sobering answers. (i.e. What if Italy wasn't going through an economic crisis when entering WWII? What if US had never tried to annex Canada?)
Bonus 2) The machine breaks down halfway through the bone-chilling revelation and everyone makes Korea swear he won't fix it, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- AUSTRIA/SWITZERLAND/AUSTRIA: SEXINESS ENCOURAGED
austria/switzerland (or switzerland/austria, i'm not too picky)
sexiness is encouraged!
why do i suggest this? (i think) they are way underappreciated as a couple.
- WORLD: MODERN VIKINGS
The former Viking!Nations hear about England's pirating ways and Spain's invincible Armada, decide that maybe it someone needs to 'help' their egos stay at a nice and healthy size.
It absolutely has nothing to do with the grade of famine brought on by the Little Ice Age(1300 to 1850). I'm sure, Finland lost (perhaps) a third of its population to starvation and disease because of something else, right? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mini_ice_age
So, what do they do?
Well, Sweden and Denmark have to stop trying to beat each other into the ground first.
But then, they decide to teach them just who are the rightful Lords of the Sea ...and to not make light of them just because they are coming out of retirement!!!!
Bonus) Please remember to modernize their tactics to what was possible for the era!! You can even base some of their ideas off the Dutch if you want.
- WORLD: POKING FUN AT AMERICA'S ART
Art-geek here.
I'd love to see the early 1900's European countries poking fun at America's stiff realistic art and design. Expresionist!Germany, Post-Impressionistic!France, Dada!Switzerland, Cubist!Spain, Futurist!Italy ect... Extra points for including the Amory Show in there somewhere...
- VENEZIANO, ROMANO, ROME: A SLIGHTLY HAPPIER MORE BITTERSWEET DEATH FIC
You all know the prompts where one or both of the brothers dies, leaving nothing but sadness and despair?
Let's see something a little more "happy" or bittersweet on that idea: Rome comes a-calling, but this time it's to take his offspring home...
- GERMANY/AMERICA: NOT TOO SMUTTY
Germany/America
Consentual, not too smutty. I don't care what else the anon thinks to do, then. Free reign!
- PRUSSIA/AMERICA, AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA, RUSSIA/AMERICA, FRANCE/AMERICA/FRANCE, CANADA/AMERICA/CANADA: DANCING AND SINGING IN THE KITCHEN
America. In the kitchen. DANCING and SINGING to some catchy song.
Cue his lover walking in on that. What happens is up to Anon. Multiple fills appreciated. :3
This Anon loves these pairings: PrussiAmerica, US/UK/US, RussiAmerica, Fr/US/Fr, and CanAmeriCanada.
BONUS: America's dancing to Disturbia by Rihanna.
* AMERICA, WORLD: FINANCIAL GANGBANG NEVER HAPPENED
The basic plot : Big Financial Mess, everybody is hurting. Country A is really, really annoyed at America about this and tries some kind of spell to displace his, hers or it's nasty, nasty flu symptoms onto America for a night so he, her or it can at least sleep better for a night, but this doesn't work due to some other people trying to do something similar (if not exactly the same) and the magic all gets tangled up. The end result is that Country A's flu symptoms stay exactly the same (making said Country think that the spell was a dud) and America ends up with one of the worst nightmares in his life.
And from that day on, America is acting really, really strangely...and nobody but nobody can figure out why.
- SEALAND/ENGLAND: BRAINWASHING
Sealand/England, Sealand brainwashes England and tops the living daylights out of him
- SWEDEN/FINLAND: ANNA'S DAY
In Sweden and Finland, on December 9th, there is a holiday called "Anna's Day", where everyone named Anna is recognized.
SuFin angst based off the origins of this, please. Anon doesn't actually know the holiday's origins, so Writer!Anon can just make something up.
All this anon requires for this fill is SuFin angst, preferably modern-day, but with lots and lots of flashbacks to this "Anna" person. Whoever she was to them is up to Anon.
BONUS: Anna is their dead child (preferably their first).
ANOTHER BONUS: Anna is their dead first child, and neither Åland nor Sealand have any idea that she existed.
Please, Anon, they're my OTP...
ReCAPTCHA: Whimsier Times. Why do you mock my request, captcha?
- GERMANY/ROMANO: CRUSH
SO this anon thought it would be adorable if Romano found himself getting a crush on the very nation he hates. Germany finds out and smut happens. I need to see more of this pairing.
- WORLD, OTHER: SECRET ORGANISATIONS
There have been many in history. The Illuminati, the Invisible College, the Priory of Sion, and I don't think the Free Masons count as "secret" but throw them in there as well.
As you can see, I've been reading far too many Dan Brown books. But let's try it, okay anons?
It can either be the nation-tans being there to watch the organization form or participating in the activities, or watching said organizations bury hidden treasure on their land... Whatever you want.
(Cause I mean really! Most of Al's founding fathers were Masons! Come on!)
- WORLD: DR. HORRIBLE CROSSOVER
S'RIGHT. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is possibly the best thing on the internet alongside Hetalia, so why not take the best from both worlds? ;D
Bonus 1: Dr. Horrible = Denmark
Bonus 2: Penny = Norway
BONUS OF ALL BONUSES: Captain Hammer = France
- RUSSIA, AMERICA: PLAYING IN THE SNOW
As the subject says, Russia and America playing in the snow. Fluff highly preferred.
Bonus? Building snowmen! This request was actually inspired by this image on pixiv --> http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=6312159 (or here if you don't have an account --> http://tinypic.com/r/ipcx94/4)
Please anons? ♥
- LITHUANIA: THE THERAPIST
Because people will always tell their troubles to the quiet one. Especially if he's always radiating this "let me help you" vibe...
Gakuen!Hetalia. Toris is the unofficial student councilor. People seek him out to whine to him (whether he can help or not), seek advice or tutoring, and so on. And then there are those that want therapy in a different way...by using his body.
Any and all pairings, Toris bottoming from the top, blow jobs, fetishes galore...go crazy, anons.
Bonus: Vash goes to him every now and then, both to work off sexual frustration and to make his boyfriend Roderich mad. Which in turn means that Roderich gives tit for tat, also using Toris.
Bonus: Toris doesn't necessarily like his role, but does it anyway because he feels that it's better for the whole.
That's all I can think of for now. Beyond this, do what you will. I'm waiting.
...I am so going to Hell for this...
- CANADA/AMERICA, RUSSIA/AMERICA, LITHUANIA/POLAND, VENEZIANO/GERMANY, JAPAN/GREECE, SPAIN/ROMANO, WORLD: SLEEPING WITH A SERIAL KILLER
Every time I watch shows involving crime and punishment that delve more deeply into the lives of the criminals/murderers, I always get a chilled feeling when one has a backstory that seems so utterly...normal. Like, when not slaughtering victims, they're at home with their wife and two kids, they walk their dog every morning before going to their steady job of such-and-such years, etc.
And now I painfully want to see something like this with the Hetalia cast, please.
Serial Killer!Nation A in a steady relationship with Nation B, who is none-the-wiser to just what their partner does in their free time. Short ficlet, expanded plot, whatever works~
As for pairings, the only one I really wouldn't want to see is Russia/Lithuania, but my favorites are (in order of Nation A/Nation B) CanAme, RusAme, LietPol, ItaGer, JapGre and SpaRo.
Bonus: While this is completely and utterly unnecessary, getting a look at the investigation and eventual revealing of Nation A's crimes would be really cool to see, especially things like Nation B getting interviewed and being utterly in denial/disbelieving that Nation A is a killer but growing paranoid, their shock when Nation A is arrested, perhaps the trial, etc...
Bonus: Nation A does not kill Nation B, because they truly do love Nation B
Bonus: (if not using the favorite pairings list~) Nation A is one that you wouldn't peg as a killer, because that seems to be the case so often in life...
- AMERICA/RUSSIA: A CHILDHOOD PROMISE
Ivan's parents are constantly moving around, so when he ends up living in the US for a while, he has no friends at all. Until he meets Alfred, who is also lacking in the friends department, and the two of them become very close. One thing they share is their love of space, and their dream to be astronauts and go to space one day. They promise to go to space together one day and spend all their spare time planning what they'll do in space, reading books about space, stargazing, making model rockets...until Ivan's parents decide to move back to Russia. The two kids are heartbroken to be separated, but promise to keep working towards their dream.
Fast forward to the present. Alfred's become an astronaut at NASA and can't really remember much about his childhood friend, except that he was very important to Alfred. So his life goes on, until a new project comes up that requires the American astronauts to work together with the Russians. Ivan has since become an astronaut in Russia, and gets sent to the states as a part of this. The two finally meet again after all this time, but don't recognize the other. In fact, they kind of annoy each other. But they still have the strangest feeling that they've met before...
Run with it, anons. Is it just me, or have there been a ton of America/Russia requests lately? Whatevers, I love it.
- WORLD: JENNIFER'S BODY CROSSOVER
A weird request: Hetalia/Jennifer's Body (that new movie starring Megan Fox) crossover.
Bonus: Canada plays Needy.
- AMERICA, OTHER: THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH
Alfred (America) vs. The Westboro Baptist Church
Bonus 1: America doesn't lose his cool.
Bonus 2: Canada OR England is there, they kind of lose it a little
Bonus 3: America kisses the hell out of whichever one filler!anon decides on, just to piss off the WBC further
Please, anons, I don't know why I need this, but I doooo~!
- ENGLAND: HELLSING CROSSOVER
crossover!
Integra Hellsing from 'Hellsing'-manga and Arthur Kirkland are drinking tea and talking about everything.
- SPAIN/VENEZIANO: BAD TOUCHING CHIBITALIA
Spain/Chibitalia
Spain bad touching the hell out of Feli while Austria and Hungary are off...somewhere. And Spain is still all buhyoo about it too. Creepiness to some degree is needed.
Whether Romano is present in the house or back in Spain, he has to be unaware either way.
Bonus: present day! Spain/Northern Italy, with Northern Italy letting Spain have has way with him because he's still very afraid and confused.
- CANADA, AMERICA: EMOTIONAL SCARS
Ever wonder why Canada is so quiet? Well, because both France and England bad-touched him when he was a kid (because France is a pedo and England to show his 'affection' after the American Revolution, so he wouldn't lose Canada too), So yes, shota is wanted
America finds out and comforts Canada
Bonus: It ends in America and Canada getting together... somehow (if Canada can get over emotional scars)
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: DARK!AMERICA
Anon for some reason wants some US/UK angst
So I like to think that America isn't as goofy as he puts himself up to be and that it is all just a front to cover his dark side/nature (I mean how else could he deal with Russia so much?)
UK starts to notice the subtle changes in US and becomes concerned. US obviously just smiles and denies that there's anything wrong. Eventually something happens (possibly fighting on battlefield during war) where UK sees this other side to his once beloved colony and the rest is up to author from there (smut okappreciated but not necessary)
I blame the song Animal I Have Become and having watched Dr. Horrible for me wanting this ;>_>
BONUS: This other side of America is because he is willing to do whatever it takes to protect England even if it means losing his sanity again (like to think he had mad breakdowns during civil war)
BONUS: Russia is the only one that knows of America's dark nature. (Maybe France has seen hints but does not delve too deeply into the matter)
- RUSSIA/LITHUANIA/RUSSIA: DUB-CON, LITHUANIA TOPS
Dear Kink-Meme:
I have searched, ever since I have joined this fandom, for one specific peice of fic. I cannot find it. Therefore, I am turning to you, my dear anons.
Anon would like to request sane!Russia/crazy!Lithuania, with dub-con and Liet topping from the bottom.
Bonus love for bloodplay, bondage, and Russia scared of Liet.
I'm counting on you, Kink-Meme!
- WORLD: HOW ARE THEY WIRED DIFFERENTLY?
So we've seen our nations interacting with their people, living like regular people, and the similarities between them right?
Well, this anon was listening to a song today and that one line made her think of how different nations are from humans. It's hard to imagine a regular human going through centuries of war and hate without utterly breaking.
So anons... how is a nation wired differently from a human? What emotions or instincts do we not share? Anon isn't talking about nations' "powers" (feeling invasions, gov't and economic illnesses, anons' own headcanons, etc.).
Anon apologizes if this makes no sense, but would like to request the lack of empathy as to why this-or-that happens but is unquestionable to the human populous. (Decades may give them some idea as to why this person is feeling this-or-that way, but don't truly understand).
- RUSSIA, LITHUANIA/POLAND: BASED ON THE IMAGE
http://i33.tinypic.com/mafdwo.jpg
This box is Russia's gift for Lithuania!
Bonus: if Russia watch Liet using Poland.
Bonus 2: three (at least two) dildos in Feliks (four are love~)
Bonus 3: Russia can make Poland to 'serve' his bosses: Putin&Medvedev.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: POST CIVIL WAR
So (most) everyone knows that England was involved in the American Civil War in the form of warships built for the Confederacy and blockade runners, even though the country was technically neutral during the conflict. (France was favoring a southern victory, as they needed the cotton the Confederate states produced. And both countries were neutral during the war because openly supporting the South would've meant outright war with the US.)
ANYWAY.
Anon would like to see England and/or France visiting America after his civil war ends to find him sickly, weak - and pissed off. He refuses their help, even after he collapses from exhaustion, because they scorned him when he needed them most. Cue groveling and trying to patch things up, while nursing America back to health.
Bonus if they get there before Lincoln is assasinated and have to deal with the aftermath and effects it has on America.
- FINLAND, RUSSIA: HEROIN
H-holy crap.
http://www.hs.fi/english/article/Finland+-+a+leading+consumer+of+heroin+from+the+1930s+to+the+1950s/1135245022270
Finland used to be the leading user of heroin from the 1930s to the 1950s. Heroin was a prescription drug, it was used as a medicine. Field medics in the Winter War carried opium, cocaine and heroin on them (as well as morphine).
"As far away as UN headquarters in New York, people wondered how it was possible that Finland - a country of four million inhabitants - could consume as much heroin in one year in the late 1940s as other countries use on average in a quarter of a century."
Heroin finally largely disappeared from Finland in the 1950s. Not because they the Finns suddenly decided that hard drugs were bad mmm'kay, but because the UN wouldn't let them join otherwise.
Prompt: Druggie Finland. Beating up Russia while high off his tits, reluctantly kicking his habit while grumbling about peer pressure, I don't care. Just as long as there is NO ANGST. Because sweet little Finland gobbling heroin pills like candy is way too hilarious to blow it on generic drug wangst.
* CANADA/PRUSSIA: TOPPING, HARD
Prussia is the only one that notices Canada at any of the meetings. They develop a friendship, but one day Prussia is distracted by someone else and Canada is sick and tired of being forgotten all the time so he does something to make sure Prussia never forgets about him again.
Canada topping Prussia, HARD.
Can be dark or smut or crack or even fluff? Surprise me!
- ENGLAND/AMERICA: HE CHANGES HISTORY
I'm not sure if this has been requested.
Sort of AU?
UK/US
England somehow has the power to travel through time. He decides to change the outcome of the Revolutionary War, where he wins. He returns to the present seeing America and the world drastically changed.
BONUSES:
- Angst
- When England wins the war, he becomes more controlling and possesive towards America
- America's personality/attitude is bitter and dark
- hate sex, rape, or smut (all three combined) with top!England
- England can't go back and correct the changes he made, he has to live and make-up for what he has done
- ENGLAND/ENGLAND: HE'S BEEN ACTING STRANGE
Set on current times or the future. England continues to see himself when he is a British Empire. Nobody except him can see the British Empire. And his meeting with him is never a good meeting. And other nations start to notice that there’s he’s acting strange.
Bonus 1: The British Empire has done many things to England. (Author!anon can imply rape, abuse or whatever you want)
Bonus 2: Author!anon manages to make this US/UK.
- RUSSIA/ENGLAND, AMERICA/ENGLAND: ONE-SIDED OR NOT
Can be Russia/UK or that pairing just one-sided and it will be US/UK later.
- ENGLAND, WORLD: STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
England has a Stockholm Syndrome. Meaning, he is kidnapped and loves his own captor. I don’t care who you pair him with. But… I hope you’ll pair him with America or Russia or even Denmark. Or someone unexpected like… Canada (or Germany. Nobody will suspect him anyway)
- CANADA/AMERICA: GEOGRAPHIC SMUT
Canada/America geographic smut! (Canada tops, of course.)
That is, geography as the kink. Use as you see fit anons!
- SEALAND: GROWN UP AND MANRY
Grown-up!Manry!Sealand making the moves on another nation. And fails. FAILS.
Anything goes after that, but let's have a good laugh at Sealand's first attempt!
Bonus : the other nation is not England.
- WORLD: WATERWORLD CROSSOVER
As in Waterworld the movie.
Bonus point : Peter/Sealand has a *lot* of kids now...
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: SCARF PLAY
Russia/America involved in a little sexual fun using Russia's scarf. IE Russia ties America up with it and good times ensue. The catch is that I read somewhere that according to Hidekaz Himaruya that Russia is so emotionally attached to the scarf that he'd have a melt down if he wasn't wearing it so some part of it must remain wrapped around him as well.
Make it sexy and FUN w/both parties completely into it and each other.
*This anon is loving all the Russia/America prompts floating around the place at the moment...*
- CANADA/UKRAINE: FOOD FETISH
Canada/Ukraine, food fetish.
Canada pours a layer of maple syrup all over Ukraine's naked body and licks it all off.
- PRUSSIA: GENDERBENDER
Prussia should really learn to not accept candy from Japan
Mysterious candy + Prussia = Fem!Prussia
BONUS: Prussia being completely unaware of the changes until someone gropes her
BONUS2: if Hungary accidentally eats the same candy and turns into a guy and Prussia and Hungary decide to experiment with their new bodies
Notes
+ If I've stuffed something up or missed a link, please let me know.
+ Requests with asterisks (*) beside them have been filled. If you fill one (or see one is filled), please let me know. You don't have to provide a link and can remain anonymous.
+ Language beta'ing and other links can be found on our profile.
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This anon has a HUGE kink for roleplay anons! I request ANY TWO NATIONS doing so! That or Romano/Venesziano XDD Maid and Master, Nurse and Doctor, School Teacher and SailorFuku!Student, WHATEVER ANON WANTS. All I humbly ask is for roleplay between two nations pleeeeeeeeease?
AND THE BONUS IIIIIIS~~~ I have a soft spot for LOUD UKES who WANT IT BAD 8D
With that I will be happy anons XDDD I feel so ashamed-ish >//<
- SPAIN/AMERICA: THE BET
Oy this is overly long...sorry about that... *cringes*
Everyone knows the old Bet chestnut of a story idea beloved of teen movies and sit-coms since the beginning of time.
You know the one where Person A makes a bet with their friends that they can get Person B to fall in love with them by a certain amount of time. Person B is suspicious for a while but is eventually worn down and does start to fall in love with Person A while at the same time Person A is falling in love as well. (Somewhere in the middle of all this there is usually some intense and overly long makeover/music montage where the "ugly duckling" turns into a swan which helps the whole process along) But then the truth of the bet comes out at the most inopportune time leaving Person B devastated and Person A to flail around trying to prove that they really do love Person B. Yada, yada, yada.
Well I would love to see a story where Person A is Spain and Person B is America.
France and Prussia, while out drinking, talk about the times they've been with America and Spain gets all sad-faced because he's never been with America like that. So the bet/plot is formed ect. Spain does some hardcore wooing ('cause my headcanon is that he's better at wooing the France...truefax), if the writer can make a part of that wooing involve horses (particularly the Mustangs) I would be incredibly grateful. Story proceedes as normal with the falling in love and the finding out and well...the exact nature of the story is up to the writer but I'd prefer a happy ending. The whole makeover subplot isn't necessary but I can see Spain finding out a lot more about the real-America he keeps hidden under that over-the-top exterior. At some point an overly protective UK or Canada appears.
Bonus: When the truth comes out America is devastated but he doesn't go into a cliche-freaking out melt down. He's hurt and angry and doesn't want anything further to do with Spain but he keeps it mostly inside and is much more resigned to the whole thing because he's used to people only wanting to be with him because they want something from him or that they want to have a fun time without anything real ever happening with it. This bothers Spain more then any full-out freak out would.
Bonus 2: France and Prussia have never actually been with America they were rejected when they tried and are setting Spain up for the same thing. They're such great friends...in their defense when they realize how much Spain cares for America after the reveal they do try to help him out.
* SPAIN/ROMANO: SPAIN DIES
This anon would really like to see this happen!
Antonio is dying and has been bedridden for months. Lovino won't let anyone else see Antonio and has been with him the whole time. I want to see Lovino actually tell Antonio that he loves him and that he always has.
After Antonio dies, Lovino is depressed and won't talk to any of the other nations, even his brother. But somehow, Lovino realizes that Antonio wouldn't want him to stay like this.
Please make use of this line! "ONLY ANTONIO CAN CALL ME THAT!"
Anon, please make me cry for my OTP!
- FRANCE/ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER
This is this Anon's first request~ lol
Genbend!France x England~
France is pregnant with Canada and raising toddler!America with England. Except England's been hitting the bottle a bit too much lately.
So France makes him go to an AA meeting and threatens that he better sober up or she'll leave him and take the kids away forever.
- AMERICA: PLAYBOY BUNNY SUIT
Anon has just seen the most awesome piece of fanart and is now craving playboy bunny America smut. No gender bend please.
- DENMARK/ANYONE, WORLD: MULTIPLE ORGASMS
So, you may have heard of the Masturbate-a-thon (http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/press-release.php).
In 2008, the winner of "Most Orgasms/Female" was a woman from Denmark (94 times! Lucky girl, damn!).
What I want to see is Denmark making another nation come multiple times until said nation is completely exhausted (preferably a female nation, since women simply can experience far more orgams in a row than men).
Use toys, any positions and whatnot. Be as kinky as you want. The kinkier the better! Make that nation beg him.
Bonus: Dirty talk.
Bonus 2: It's a humble/innocent/shy nation, such as Ukraine, Liechtenstein or --- Latvia. *shot*
- SWEDEN/FINLAND/DENMARK: THREESOME
Sweden and Denmark doing Finland, while competing with each other about who can give Fin more pleasure. Maybe he's sick of their constant arguing and thinks of a nice way of solving their diferences?~ However, Finland can only bottom (yet liking it), please.
Bonus points for Denmark teasing Sweden with being a better husband in bed. Extra bonus if there's included any other position than double penetration.
- SPAIN, HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE: HE TAKES HIM HOME INSTEAD
Seeing how much Spain loves little children (pedo...>_> )I want to see Spain finding and taking little HRE or kid!Germany home instead of S.Italy.
Bonus: Little!Ludwig secretly enjoys all the attention lavished on him by Antonio.
Bonus 2: At night, Ludwig is too scared to be alone and sneaks into Antonio's bed.
- PRUSSIA, SPAIN, FRANCE: GEN
This anon is very simple in her tastes....so all she asks for is Bad Touch Trio gen.
I trust you other anons to make this into something fantastic.
- POLAND/AUSTRIA: TWO YEARS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Kasimir_Felix_Badeni
it's 1895 and ethnic Polish aristocrat, Badeni, is minister-president of Austria. he "ruled" the country for two years. NOW.
what do you think, dear anons, Poland could have done in Austria's house through these two years? (except painting the walls pink) remember, Poland was under Austrian partition right then, they didn't like each other (but Poland liked Hungary).
hope, you'll enjoy that 8D
- PRUSSIA/CANADA/PRUSSIA: GENDERBENDER
Anon would like to see some Canada/fem!Prussia/Canada, because there is not enough Canada and definitely not enough fem!Prussia.
Established relationship is nice, but get-together fic is preferred, and if/when smut is gotten to, anon would love to see fem!Prussia top Canada like a cherry on a sundae-- and then get topped right back.
Bonus if anon goes the get-together route and Canada is the one who sort-of instigates a courtship and fem!Prussia is totally oblivious at first.
- AMERICA: MOTORCYCLE
America+motorcycle=awesomeness. Has to be a Harley.
Bonus if you can squeeze England in somehow, but I'm not picky.
PLEASE ANONS I NEED THIS LIKE BURNING
- CHINA/ALBANIA/CHINA: FOOT FETISH
During the Sino-Soviet split, China found Albania to be one of its staunchest supporters. Albania even launched their own Cultural Revolution just as China did. China's propaganda had a lot of stuff like 'The World Is Joining Our Happy Communist Family*! [*and by the world, we mean albania].
So anon wants China/Albania (or Albania/China). As for a kink: foot fetish.
* AMERICA/ENGLAND, WORLD: AMERICA TAKES OVER
Anon would like to see America taking over the world, making it become one with him.
Bonus if he does it because he really believes that he's doing the right thing, because he wants to protect the people he holds dear, and he just become gradually more corrupted and power hungry.
Anon is partial to US/UK but is not picky.
- GERMANY/FRANCE: VIOLENCE, SUSPICION, SYMPATHY, LOVE
Ludwig is a man torn by conflicting feelings. He had enthusiastically joined the army but he has witnessed some atrocities, especially on the East Front, and he is becoming disillusioned with the National-Socialism. He is secretly tempted to desert even if he won’t admit it.
Francis is sickened to see how his country is enslaved to feed the German war machine, the betrayal of his government (“Better Hitler than the Popular Front”), the murder of the people, Jews, non-Jews, etc. He is obsessed with killing nazis.
Make them meet ! Violence, suspicion, sympathy, love ensue, in that order. Bonus points if Francis sees SOE agent-parachutist!Arthur as an angel.
- AMERICA/RUSSIA: WHO'S IS BIGGER?
According to the Man Code, 'No Man shall occupy a urinal immediately adjacent to another Man.' America promptly breaks the Man Code one day upon entering the restroom to find that it is unoccupied except for Russia. Thinking this would be a good chance to finally solve the whole 'who had a bigger dick' thing, he takes the urinal next to Russia...and is caught staring almost at once. But since their actually pretty close in size, they start arguing about who's bigger...and it would be easier to measure this if they were both erect...and it all dissolves into sex.
Bonus: Russia is bigger, but America tops.
Bonus #2: Someone walks in on them at one point. They stop only long enough to tell the invader to fuck off and go right back to it.
The kinky but thoroughly optional bonus: Having someone stare at their dick makes them unable to take a piss in the first place, and they end up having sex on a full bladder.
- GERMANY, VENEZIANO AND THE KRAMPUS
Quick definition from Wiki: The word Krampus originates from the Old High German word for claw (Krampen). In the Alpine regions the Krampus is represented by an incubus demon in company of Saint Nicholas. Krampus acts as an anti-Saint Nicholas where instead of giving gifts to good children, he gives warnings and punishments to the bad children. Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus in the first two weeks of December, particularly in the evening of December 5, and roam the streets frightening children and women with rusty chains and bells. In some rural areas the tradition also includes birching by the Krampus, especially of young females.
Don't kill me, but...
Germany and North Italy... deal with the Krampus. I don't care how or why. I just want it.
Bonus: The Krampus is actually Prussia in a costume. Nobody could tell.
Bonus part deux: Germany's the one being assaulted.
- FRANCE/ENGLAND, AMERICA/CANADA: EPIC WOOING
England wants America. America wants Canada. Canada wants England. And France, well -- he just wants all of them. Epic wooing starts.
The end pairing MUST end in AmCan and FrUk. Smut is wanted, but not needed!
- WORLD: PHOBIAS
I want a pairing where one of the nations suffers from a phobia of something.
Sweden is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic? (Fear of, Ironically, long words)
Prussia suffers from Xanthophobic?(fear of Yellow.)
Or perhaps France is Vestiphobic? (google it. )
What ever the case the person they love finds out about it and try to cure them of it.
Make it cracky, make it serious.
Multiple fills are welcome.
* SCOTLAND/ENGLAND: NON-CON OR DUB-CON
I've noticed a few Scotland request already and couldn't help but add my own...
After the Troubles in Ireland reach a new height, a furious Scotland takes revenge on his least favourite brother for all the terrible things he's caused. Non or dub-con Scotland/England, with hints of Scotland/Ireland and non-con England/Ireland?
Bonus for it just being an excuse to get back at him for all the nasty things that had happened between them.
- FRANCE: NARCOLEPSY
France has Narcolepsy and it annoys the hell out of everyone, specifially their signifigant other (i don't mind who he's paired with) when they want to get rather intimate.
- DENMARK/NORWAY: FAMILY
Denmark's dream is 'happy family' - like Sweden and Finland.
But he has no wife. And he decides... marry Norway.
Norway protests, 'cause he loves Iceland.
Non-consensual marriage (bonus: they play cards and Dane wins), honeymoon, rings... and Nor, who understands he couldn't live without his 'husband'.
- PRUSSIA/CANADA/PRUSSIA: BONDING OVER HOW THEY ARE FORGOTTEN OR TOSSED ASIDE
Anon here is actually a fan of Germany being put-off by his brother/disgusted by him. But before he can kick him out, Prussia leaves...
...to Canada.
Would like some Canada/Prussia general bonding over how they are forgotten, tossed aside. If they have rabid figuring-out-they're-right-for-each-other sex, that would certainly be welcome, but not required. Anon just wants some touching Prussia/Canada.
- WORLD: CLUDGLING
Cludgling
A Tudor game where you smashed each other with short clubs and got a point each time you made the other person bleed.
Anything to do with this.
* TURKEY/GREECE: GENDERBENDER
inspiration: http://i34.tinypic.com/2mn3dok.jpg
- FRANCE/ENGLAND/CANADA/AMERICA: ORGY
France/England/Canada/America even foursome (no splitting in to twos or 'he loves (persona) more', all characters interacting). With lots of teasing.
- ANYONE/AMERICA, WORLD: HE PREFERS BOTTOMING
Anon wants smutty yet hilarious fic.
Nation A (anyone) assumes that America, who is rumored to be a bit of a slut, always tops in whatever relationship he's in. Nearly every other Nation shares this assumption.
When Nation A (if he likes America or just wants to sleep with him is anon's choice) actually does get America in bed after a long courtship he finds out several things:
1. America hasn't been in many sexual relationships as rumored. He's actually quite shy...maybe even a bit prudish.
2. America prefers to be the bottom.
Anon would like this story and hopes to see Nation A agonizing the long courtship, about having to bottom, and prepping themselves before finding out these revelations. And how they deal with it, ending in Nation A/America (that order).
Please make it funny but also sexy, anons!
BONUS: For lulz, we find out that Finland, North Italy, and Poland are actually unrepentant toppers.
recaptcha: "wife man" --- LOL!
- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER
England teaching her dear just-went-through-puberty (but not throwing tea in the harbor quite yet) little sister how to 'deal with guys'. Curious!tomboyish America who admires her pretty and confident 'elder sister' and feels slightly insecure, and England being all 'd'awww' and trying to teach her but also 'WAIT. NO. YOU CANNOT DATE YET. OR EVER.'.
They're still each others favorite person EVEH at this point in time, so give me a bit of fluff, if you could? And if anon wants to offer me some femslash between them there, OP would be quite happy.
- S. KOREA: YOU KNOW...
Korea with someone/anyone/I DON'T CARE WHO. But: "You know... sex originated in Korea."
- HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE, LIECHTENSTEIN: CUTE FLUFF
Liech and the HRE, then her at a later day reminiscing about her first brother... who she was part of, given to France with, given back to Austria and Prussia with, and then finally seperated from when Austria grabbed her and Prussia grabbed him during a custody battle (which eventually lead to Austria losing her and she ending up with Switz).
Cute fluff between the two children, and maybe her and Germany at a later date would be lovely.
- AMERICA/CANADA: SEE THE BOTTOM PANEL
http://pie-is-i.deviantart.com/art/don-t-blink-america-135503310
I want the bottom panel.
THOSE LINES.
THOSE EXPRESSIONS.
Bonus: They end up doing it.
- UKRAINE WANTS WORLD DOMINATION
This anon would like an AU where, instead of Russia becoming mentally unstable, Ukraine goes insane instead and wants world domination. Reasons why she does so are up to anon. It can be as crack-filled or serious as you want, I don't mind at all. I also don't mind if nation names or real names are used~
SUPERDUPERYOUCANHAVEMYSOULBONUS: normal!Russia having a HUGE crush on Ukraine, but she's too hellbent on world domination to notice. He ends up having to assist her in her plans for world takeover in order to get some sexy tiems!
- VENEZIANO IS BADASS
Everyone thinks that Italy is a total ditz, and he is.
Just not in the bedroom.
Basically, one of the Nations wants to get with Italy because they have the set mind that Italy is a helpless bottom, and who wouldn't want that? But Italy (according to my headcanon), is a closet BDSM fan, and loves bondage and toys.
BONUS: The nation is either Germany, Prussia, or England.
BONUS 2: ITALY. STILL. BOTTOMS. Just with a LOT of topping in the beginning.
BONUS 3: Use either one of these pictures as a guide:
http://img30.pixiv.net/img/fjbn0909/6327781_m.png
http://img30.pixiv.net/img/kny55y/5931654_m.jpg
Kinda-sorta cliche, I know, but ZOMGBDSMITALY...
- CANADA/FRANCE/CANADA: CANADA HAS A WET DREAM
Okay. So.
Canada has a wet dream about France. What sexy things that go on in the dream is up to anon, but, when Canada goes to a World Meeting the morning he wakes up from said dream, he's really, really embarrassed and tires to avoid France etc. France notices this, obviously and, corners Canada to ask what is going on. Canada, flustered and mortified, tells all.
France's reaction? He wants to reenact the dream. So they do. CUE SEXY SEXY SEXY TIMES.
Go, go, go anons! I have faith in you!
- RUSSIA/CANADA/SWEDEN: THREESOME
A hockey game gets a little too passionate...
Bonus: Canada is aggressive, yet still gets totally dominated
* ENGLAND/AMERICA: PIRATE!ENGLAND
Pirate! Arthur topping the hell out of Alfred. Probably work best as an AU but I'm not going to limit you.
recaptcha: butt dominion
- FRANCE/CANADA, ENGLAND/CANADA: GENDERBENDER
A young adolescent Canada has an Oedipus complex and either Fem!France or Fem!England takes advantage of this by giving Canada his first sex ed lesson...
- WORLD: JIGOKU SHOUJO CROSSOVER
Anon would like to see a nation (don't really care which one) use the Hell Correspondence to summon the Hell Girl (aka - Jigoku Shoujo or Enma Ai) with the intent to send their grudge (another nation? or could be a human, don't really care) to Hell.
However, whether or not they actually go through with the contract is up to anon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jigoku_Shoujo <-- info on Jigoku Shoujo
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: HAMBURGERS
Russia/America
Russia cooks America hamburgers.
Bonus: It's the best burger Alfred's ever had.
btw, is it just me or is this like the greatest bunch of new requests especially the Russia/America ones ever? seriously, I thought I was going to take a break from filling to rejoin the real world, but now I'm going to have to reconsider.
- ENGLAND: PUNK
I find the fan-created image of punk Arthur really hot. You know, with green hair dye, leather pants and piercings everywhere? So I'd just like to see a fic with him and whoever, having sex against a wall in a club.
If you can write this, you've made my day <3
- SPAIN/ROMANO: PLAYING WITH HIS CURL
I'd love to see a World Conference Meeting; Antonio 'plays' with a certain curl of Romano's causing a heavy amount of panic on both Italy brothers and everyone notices.
Absolutely no preferences other than Romano's foul mouth and pleasure. Pretty please and thank you. ♥
- REPUBLIC OF IRELAND, ENGLAND, N. IRELAND: CUSTODY BATTLE
In OP's head-canon the Republic of Ireland is a girl and she and England are involved in a custody battle over Northern Ireland, with N.Ire being unable to decide (due to conflicted opinions within the unionist and nationalist communities). OP would like a fight over N.Ire between the Republic and England.
Bonuses!
~OP would adore you if you brought in the rest of the UK and other countries
~If N.Ire says the last time it tried to decide about unification it dissolved into the Troubles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles)
- PRUSSIA: DEATH FIC
I know a lot of anons don't like "Prussia Death Fics", but it's my headcanon and it won't leave. But this has a slight twist.
Prussia's still around in the present day, generally causing mayhem and chaos but only because he knows his time is limited to when the last child born in former East Germany dies.
He casually lets this slip to Liechtenstein at a world meeting by mistake...
- AMERICA/INDIA: HOLLYWOOD VS. BOLLYWOOD
Americ/India......yes its crack but hey notable film industries
America and India.....America tries to woo her
Up to the anon whether he fails or wins....
Bonuses:
- Random England cameo.
- All out musical style you don't have to write a song but you can base it off a song of a musical of your choice.
Its cracky and absolutely wtf but oh gawd the vision of Alfred trying to be a Bollywood Hero just cracks me up....also i'm doing a picture of some sorts of the two lol orz.
- RUSSIA/ENGLAND, AMERICA/ENGLAND: AMERICA'S DOING THE BREAKING UP
OK, Russia/UK is a guilty pleasure of mine but USUK is probably my favourite pairing.
I would love anyone who could produce some America/UK/Russia where Russia isn't bat shit insane (i.e. trying to rape Arthur at every possible moment. I see a lot of this around here) and Alfred is the one who attempts to break the couple up.
Bonus if there's some role reversal and Russia defends England when America gets too agressive in his attempts to make him leave Ivan.
End pairing is up to anon. I don't mind either way.
- AMERICA: MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES
While I enjoy seeing the States personified as separate people, I do love the idea of the States as America's alternate personalities more. So basically, anon wants something showcasing America's states as MPD and the other Nations' reaction to it. Anon figures that America normally can keep his States under control, but maybe he's been stressed out or what not.
Bonuses:
1. Iggy is more or less to blame for America's "brain damage" since he was the one that made America into 13 separate colonies in the first place. On the same note, England is the only one who knew about America's MPD before hand since England was the one who helped America learn to control it back as a little colony.
2. Virginia (and probably Maryland, the Carolinas, and a few other states besides) = fem!America. Whether he just acts feminine or actually turns into a girl is up to anon.
3. Louisiana speaks French Creole, and France cries (England laughs) at the awesome butchering of the French language. Sorry Louisiana anons...
4. Texas as cowboy!America?
- RUSSIA, S. KOREA/CHINA: CHINA'S A PROSTITUTE
Anon always has amazing ideas before she goes to sleep, so she thought she'd share one before it was forgotten.
Russia pimping out China for money, China's services being purchased by S. Korea.
Anon isn't very picky, except for one thing: Heavy KoreaChina is desired.
FILL!ANON IS FREE TO DECIDE IF IT'S CONSENSUAL OR NOT.
reCAPTCHA: +20.0 dollar. Prostitutes deserve tips too!
- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: REPRESSED NO LONGER
Okay, so it is basically acknowledged that England is a repressed old man. America finds out about this-or already knows-and forms a plan to help his former-colonizer-now-love-interest.
Operation: Fuck England Senseless
Bonus: America tells England that he knows how it feels, because of the Puritans and the Fifties
Bonus 2: America succeeds, and they get into an established relationship with England a lot less cranky
- WORLD, OTHER: GHOSTS OF THEIR BOSSES
First time requesting~. :'D
The countries seeing ghosts~. But not just any ghosts, ghosts of previous bosses. Like Prussia seeing Fritz, Russia seeing Anastasia or other Romanovs, and France seeing Jeanne d'Arc~...
Those are just the ones I can think of, more would be awesome~. X3
And the only the countries can see their own bosses/peoples ghosts. (Maybe Iggy can see them, too?)
Pfff, recaptcha: "Well-Preserved sanders" XD ??
*runs off*
- RUSSIA/CHINA, LATVIA, LITHUANIA, ESTONIA: RUSSIA'S A GOOD DADDY, RIGHT?
Russia/China AU, human names preferred. Russia’s the single (adoptive) parent of Lithuania (age 7), Estonia (age 5), and Latvia (age 2) and, despite getting help from his two sisters, is struggling to get by because no jobs will hire him due to his schizophrenia and child-like mentality, so he naively turns to the mafia for help. China’s one of his children’s teachers who happens to notice how poor of a lunch his student has, how skinny he is, and how old his clothes are and, suspecting neglect, decides to see what’s going on. He meets Russia and, upon learning of his financial situation, attempts to help but gets caught up in whatever mafia troubles Russia is having. Angst is pretty much a given, but a happy ending would be nice.
Bonus: If Russia is actually a good father despite his sometimes violent outbreaks and Belarus isn’t completely insane, just extremely protective.
Bonus 2: If Russia has to take his kids to school via public bus every day and carries Latvia everywhere.
Bonus 3: Little Lithuania has crush on Belarus and his best friend Poland.
Bonus 4: If the main bad guy is someone completely unexpected (like Liechtenstein or someone).
- WORLD: MAD SKILLS
The Tale:
After the Russian Revolution, Czar Nicolas II's head physician fled Russia and somehow ended up in Peru - where he settled down and befriended my great grandma's family, the Montoya.
One day, he was having dinner at their hacienda (think of a farm/ranch)when word came that one of the workers had been kicked in the leg by a horse. The force of the kick had shattered the bone and there were bone-splinters everywhere.
What does the good doctor have to say about this?
He grabs an oil lantern and carefully gathered all the shards, desinfected them, and admist the gore , he put each shard back together like some sort of a puzzle, before stitching the man's leg up again.
He did such a good job that two years later the worker could, according to my grandma, walk again.
The Prompt: I want the Hetalia characters to show us that just because there wasn't any electricity (or, by definition, internet) way back when doesn't mean people didn't have MAD skills!!
- DENMARK/ENGLAND: HAMLET
Has this been done before? I feel like I should be surprised if there hasn't been an England/Denmark fic dealing with Hamlet given the connection...
So Denmark holding a skull recites the To Be, Or Not to Be speech from Hamlet. England finds this the hottest thing since...well ever and jumps him. Denmark is not upset by this in the slightest. Sexy Times ensue -- would love to see Denmark topping but either or is totally fine. The full story and why there is a skull to begin with I leave up to the writer anon though I would prefer no cemetery/corpse sex.
Note: I am aware that the To Be speech is not the one done with the skull (they're not even in the same act) but Denmark is basically doing this to get into England's pants so he's pulling out all the stops here. ;-)
- RUSSIA/POLAND: THEY'RE BOTH INSANE
Poland reaches his breaking point after World War II. Russia takes advantage of the situation to make them one.
Insane!Russia x Insane!Poland
- ROMANO, VENEZIANO: THEY EXPRESS THEIR DISPLEASURE THROUGH BEING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE
The Italies have just been signed up for WWII without their consent by Mussolini, and with their boss, the King of Italy, Vittorio Emmanuele III, giving him free reign there's not much they can do about it, right?
Wrong.
The Italies express their displeasure through being PASSIVE AGRESSIVE!
Thus explaining how they can be so infuriatingly useless when According to National Science Indicators (1981-2002) they have an impressively long tradition in science and technology, or scientotechnology, going back to the Renaissance and the Roman era (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science_and_technology_in_Italy).
Dearest anon, let us see the entire picture from the Italian POV instead of Germany's.
Bonus) Mention some of the problems the Italian Army was going through at the time. (http://www.lifeinitaly.com/history/world-war-2.asp)
- SWITZERLAND/CANADA: HE'S NOT MUCH OF A TARGET
I know that this is a crack pairing, but OP wants to see this badly! It doesn't really matter how this goes, but perhaps Switzerland realises that the only nation he hasn't really shot at is Canada?
Bonus 1: There is smut
Bonus 2: If there is smut, then chocolate, gun, and French play must appear...
- SPAIN/CANADA: FLUFF
Anon would like to see some Spain/Canada cute fluffy stuff. Maybe Antonio is finally sick of Romano's crap, and goes to Canada to have comfort sex talk about it? I really don't care. Just want some fluff.
Bonus for sexytiems of course!
- AMERICA/CANADA: SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY
Anon just re-realized a while ago that Mounties ride horses around, but then so do cowboys. Then her brain went into overdrive mode and this happened.
France Someone says the phrase, 'Save a horse, ride a cowboy' at a world meeting or G8/G20 summit. Canada hears this, and decides he needs to spend some quality time with his big bro. By showing off his mountie uniform. At America's ranch.
To be more clear:
Cowboy!America/Mounite!Canada, DominantUke!Matthew bottoming from the top.
Bonus: America is tied down.
Bnous2: This was all part of the person who said the phrase's plan to vouyer on some hot twincest.
Bonus3: It was Prussia(because we all know he has that secret fetlish, right?).
Please? :D?
reCAPTCHA: Ibhaca roman. It was actually Grandpa Rome, CAPTCHA!?
- AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: COWBOY HAT AND ASSLESS CHAPS
I'd like to see America in nothing but a cowboy hat and assless chaps riding someone. Anon would prefer said someone to be Canada, but anyone's okay.
Bonus: References to rodeos.
- SEALAND/LATVIA: GENDERBENDER
This anon would really love some female!sealand/female!latvia experimenting and having their first time with each other. Pretty please with a cherry on top?
- AMERICA, OTHER: VIRGINIA TEARS HERSELF APART
The Civil War was a terrible time for America, state against state, brother against brother, father against son. The United States of America only barely held together, but Virginia was not so lucky. The western counties of Virginia didn't want to leave the Union, so they counter-seceded from Virginia and formed West Virginia. In the Civil War Virginia literally tore itself apart.
I want a story of Virginia tearing herself apart during the civil war. Make it tragic.
- S. KOREA, WORLD: KOREA'S OWN 'WHAT IF' MACHINE
S.Korea trying to one up Japan technology-wise creates a machine that will show you Alternate Universes - Think Futurama's 'What If' machine.
1) It not only show you the 'how's and 'why's, but also the current day consequences of that change in history.
2) AND it answers, in detail, any questions about how this affected other happenings in that universe.
Korea made sure to double-check it works this time so it's 100% accurate. Of course, he's not telling how (He secretly asked it 'What would happen if Korea really WAS the origen of everything?')!!
Upon completion he invites the Nations to come over to chat, have some tea, and, you know ... MARVEL AT HIS MOST EPIC CREATION TO DATE!!!!!!!
Me request to you anon is to make the questions serious, the answers LULZY, and for there to be light-hearted jabs at everyone's 'what if' fail moments (even when the question wasn't really about them).
Possible questions could be:
-What if Prussia had never been dissolved?
-What if the Kalmar Union worked?
-What if Spain had been less of a tyrant to his colonies?
-What would have happened during the Winter War had Hitler settled with only regaining the original German territories and annulling the Treaty of Versailles (in other words, not gone down the path of world domination?
Bonus) At the end of the evening one of the unimpressive, oft forgotten and/or weak countries (The Italies, Canada, Baltics, etc.) asks a seemingly innocuous question - could be aimed at making fun of an other Nation or simple curiousity about what a certain change in their history could bring - that has sobering answers. (i.e. What if Italy wasn't going through an economic crisis when entering WWII? What if US had never tried to annex Canada?)
Bonus 2) The machine breaks down halfway through the bone-chilling revelation and everyone makes Korea swear he won't fix it, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- AUSTRIA/SWITZERLAND/AUSTRIA: SEXINESS ENCOURAGED
austria/switzerland (or switzerland/austria, i'm not too picky)
sexiness is encouraged!
why do i suggest this? (i think) they are way underappreciated as a couple.
- WORLD: MODERN VIKINGS
The former Viking!Nations hear about England's pirating ways and Spain's invincible Armada, decide that maybe it someone needs to 'help' their egos stay at a nice and healthy size.
It absolutely has nothing to do with the grade of famine brought on by the Little Ice Age(1300 to 1850). I'm sure, Finland lost (perhaps) a third of its population to starvation and disease because of something else, right? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mini_ice_age
So, what do they do?
Well, Sweden and Denmark have to stop trying to beat each other into the ground first.
But then, they decide to teach them just who are the rightful Lords of the Sea ...and to not make light of them just because they are coming out of retirement!!!!
Bonus) Please remember to modernize their tactics to what was possible for the era!! You can even base some of their ideas off the Dutch if you want.
- WORLD: POKING FUN AT AMERICA'S ART
Art-geek here.
I'd love to see the early 1900's European countries poking fun at America's stiff realistic art and design. Expresionist!Germany, Post-Impressionistic!France, Dada!Switzerland, Cubist!Spain, Futurist!Italy ect... Extra points for including the Amory Show in there somewhere...
- VENEZIANO, ROMANO, ROME: A SLIGHTLY HAPPIER MORE BITTERSWEET DEATH FIC
You all know the prompts where one or both of the brothers dies, leaving nothing but sadness and despair?
Let's see something a little more "happy" or bittersweet on that idea: Rome comes a-calling, but this time it's to take his offspring home...
- GERMANY/AMERICA: NOT TOO SMUTTY
Germany/America
Consentual, not too smutty. I don't care what else the anon thinks to do, then. Free reign!
- PRUSSIA/AMERICA, AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA, RUSSIA/AMERICA, FRANCE/AMERICA/FRANCE, CANADA/AMERICA/CANADA: DANCING AND SINGING IN THE KITCHEN
America. In the kitchen. DANCING and SINGING to some catchy song.
Cue his lover walking in on that. What happens is up to Anon. Multiple fills appreciated. :3
This Anon loves these pairings: PrussiAmerica, US/UK/US, RussiAmerica, Fr/US/Fr, and CanAmeriCanada.
BONUS: America's dancing to Disturbia by Rihanna.
* AMERICA, WORLD: FINANCIAL GANGBANG NEVER HAPPENED
The basic plot : Big Financial Mess, everybody is hurting. Country A is really, really annoyed at America about this and tries some kind of spell to displace his, hers or it's nasty, nasty flu symptoms onto America for a night so he, her or it can at least sleep better for a night, but this doesn't work due to some other people trying to do something similar (if not exactly the same) and the magic all gets tangled up. The end result is that Country A's flu symptoms stay exactly the same (making said Country think that the spell was a dud) and America ends up with one of the worst nightmares in his life.
And from that day on, America is acting really, really strangely...and nobody but nobody can figure out why.
- SEALAND/ENGLAND: BRAINWASHING
Sealand/England, Sealand brainwashes England and tops the living daylights out of him
- SWEDEN/FINLAND: ANNA'S DAY
In Sweden and Finland, on December 9th, there is a holiday called "Anna's Day", where everyone named Anna is recognized.
SuFin angst based off the origins of this, please. Anon doesn't actually know the holiday's origins, so Writer!Anon can just make something up.
All this anon requires for this fill is SuFin angst, preferably modern-day, but with lots and lots of flashbacks to this "Anna" person. Whoever she was to them is up to Anon.
BONUS: Anna is their dead child (preferably their first).
ANOTHER BONUS: Anna is their dead first child, and neither Åland nor Sealand have any idea that she existed.
Please, Anon, they're my OTP...
ReCAPTCHA: Whimsier Times. Why do you mock my request, captcha?
- GERMANY/ROMANO: CRUSH
SO this anon thought it would be adorable if Romano found himself getting a crush on the very nation he hates. Germany finds out and smut happens. I need to see more of this pairing.
- WORLD, OTHER: SECRET ORGANISATIONS
There have been many in history. The Illuminati, the Invisible College, the Priory of Sion, and I don't think the Free Masons count as "secret" but throw them in there as well.
As you can see, I've been reading far too many Dan Brown books. But let's try it, okay anons?
It can either be the nation-tans being there to watch the organization form or participating in the activities, or watching said organizations bury hidden treasure on their land... Whatever you want.
(Cause I mean really! Most of Al's founding fathers were Masons! Come on!)
- WORLD: DR. HORRIBLE CROSSOVER
S'RIGHT. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is possibly the best thing on the internet alongside Hetalia, so why not take the best from both worlds? ;D
Bonus 1: Dr. Horrible = Denmark
Bonus 2: Penny = Norway
BONUS OF ALL BONUSES: Captain Hammer = France
- RUSSIA, AMERICA: PLAYING IN THE SNOW
As the subject says, Russia and America playing in the snow. Fluff highly preferred.
Bonus? Building snowmen! This request was actually inspired by this image on pixiv --> http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=6312159 (or here if you don't have an account --> http://tinypic.com/r/ipcx94/4)
Please anons? ♥
- LITHUANIA: THE THERAPIST
Because people will always tell their troubles to the quiet one. Especially if he's always radiating this "let me help you" vibe...
Gakuen!Hetalia. Toris is the unofficial student councilor. People seek him out to whine to him (whether he can help or not), seek advice or tutoring, and so on. And then there are those that want therapy in a different way...by using his body.
Any and all pairings, Toris bottoming from the top, blow jobs, fetishes galore...go crazy, anons.
Bonus: Vash goes to him every now and then, both to work off sexual frustration and to make his boyfriend Roderich mad. Which in turn means that Roderich gives tit for tat, also using Toris.
Bonus: Toris doesn't necessarily like his role, but does it anyway because he feels that it's better for the whole.
That's all I can think of for now. Beyond this, do what you will. I'm waiting.
...I am so going to Hell for this...
- CANADA/AMERICA, RUSSIA/AMERICA, LITHUANIA/POLAND, VENEZIANO/GERMANY, JAPAN/GREECE, SPAIN/ROMANO, WORLD: SLEEPING WITH A SERIAL KILLER
Every time I watch shows involving crime and punishment that delve more deeply into the lives of the criminals/murderers, I always get a chilled feeling when one has a backstory that seems so utterly...normal. Like, when not slaughtering victims, they're at home with their wife and two kids, they walk their dog every morning before going to their steady job of such-and-such years, etc.
And now I painfully want to see something like this with the Hetalia cast, please.
Serial Killer!Nation A in a steady relationship with Nation B, who is none-the-wiser to just what their partner does in their free time. Short ficlet, expanded plot, whatever works~
As for pairings, the only one I really wouldn't want to see is Russia/Lithuania, but my favorites are (in order of Nation A/Nation B) CanAme, RusAme, LietPol, ItaGer, JapGre and SpaRo.
Bonus: While this is completely and utterly unnecessary, getting a look at the investigation and eventual revealing of Nation A's crimes would be really cool to see, especially things like Nation B getting interviewed and being utterly in denial/disbelieving that Nation A is a killer but growing paranoid, their shock when Nation A is arrested, perhaps the trial, etc...
Bonus: Nation A does not kill Nation B, because they truly do love Nation B
Bonus: (if not using the favorite pairings list~) Nation A is one that you wouldn't peg as a killer, because that seems to be the case so often in life...
- AMERICA/RUSSIA: A CHILDHOOD PROMISE
Ivan's parents are constantly moving around, so when he ends up living in the US for a while, he has no friends at all. Until he meets Alfred, who is also lacking in the friends department, and the two of them become very close. One thing they share is their love of space, and their dream to be astronauts and go to space one day. They promise to go to space together one day and spend all their spare time planning what they'll do in space, reading books about space, stargazing, making model rockets...until Ivan's parents decide to move back to Russia. The two kids are heartbroken to be separated, but promise to keep working towards their dream.
Fast forward to the present. Alfred's become an astronaut at NASA and can't really remember much about his childhood friend, except that he was very important to Alfred. So his life goes on, until a new project comes up that requires the American astronauts to work together with the Russians. Ivan has since become an astronaut in Russia, and gets sent to the states as a part of this. The two finally meet again after all this time, but don't recognize the other. In fact, they kind of annoy each other. But they still have the strangest feeling that they've met before...
Run with it, anons. Is it just me, or have there been a ton of America/Russia requests lately? Whatevers, I love it.
- WORLD: JENNIFER'S BODY CROSSOVER
A weird request: Hetalia/Jennifer's Body (that new movie starring Megan Fox) crossover.
Bonus: Canada plays Needy.
- AMERICA, OTHER: THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH
Alfred (America) vs. The Westboro Baptist Church
Bonus 1: America doesn't lose his cool.
Bonus 2: Canada OR England is there, they kind of lose it a little
Bonus 3: America kisses the hell out of whichever one filler!anon decides on, just to piss off the WBC further
Please, anons, I don't know why I need this, but I doooo~!
- ENGLAND: HELLSING CROSSOVER
crossover!
Integra Hellsing from 'Hellsing'-manga and Arthur Kirkland are drinking tea and talking about everything.
- SPAIN/VENEZIANO: BAD TOUCHING CHIBITALIA
Spain/Chibitalia
Spain bad touching the hell out of Feli while Austria and Hungary are off...somewhere. And Spain is still all buhyoo about it too. Creepiness to some degree is needed.
Whether Romano is present in the house or back in Spain, he has to be unaware either way.
Bonus: present day! Spain/Northern Italy, with Northern Italy letting Spain have has way with him because he's still very afraid and confused.
- CANADA, AMERICA: EMOTIONAL SCARS
Ever wonder why Canada is so quiet? Well, because both France and England bad-touched him when he was a kid (because France is a pedo and England to show his 'affection' after the American Revolution, so he wouldn't lose Canada too), So yes, shota is wanted
America finds out and comforts Canada
Bonus: It ends in America and Canada getting together... somehow (if Canada can get over emotional scars)
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: DARK!AMERICA
Anon for some reason wants some US/UK angst
So I like to think that America isn't as goofy as he puts himself up to be and that it is all just a front to cover his dark side/nature (I mean how else could he deal with Russia so much?)
UK starts to notice the subtle changes in US and becomes concerned. US obviously just smiles and denies that there's anything wrong. Eventually something happens (possibly fighting on battlefield during war) where UK sees this other side to his once beloved colony and the rest is up to author from there (smut okappreciated but not necessary)
I blame the song Animal I Have Become and having watched Dr. Horrible for me wanting this ;>_>
BONUS: This other side of America is because he is willing to do whatever it takes to protect England even if it means losing his sanity again (like to think he had mad breakdowns during civil war)
BONUS: Russia is the only one that knows of America's dark nature. (Maybe France has seen hints but does not delve too deeply into the matter)
- RUSSIA/LITHUANIA/RUSSIA: DUB-CON, LITHUANIA TOPS
Dear Kink-Meme:
I have searched, ever since I have joined this fandom, for one specific peice of fic. I cannot find it. Therefore, I am turning to you, my dear anons.
Anon would like to request sane!Russia/crazy!Lithuania, with dub-con and Liet topping from the bottom.
Bonus love for bloodplay, bondage, and Russia scared of Liet.
I'm counting on you, Kink-Meme!
- WORLD: HOW ARE THEY WIRED DIFFERENTLY?
So we've seen our nations interacting with their people, living like regular people, and the similarities between them right?
Well, this anon was listening to a song today and that one line made her think of how different nations are from humans. It's hard to imagine a regular human going through centuries of war and hate without utterly breaking.
So anons... how is a nation wired differently from a human? What emotions or instincts do we not share? Anon isn't talking about nations' "powers" (feeling invasions, gov't and economic illnesses, anons' own headcanons, etc.).
Anon apologizes if this makes no sense, but would like to request the lack of empathy as to why this-or-that happens but is unquestionable to the human populous. (Decades may give them some idea as to why this person is feeling this-or-that way, but don't truly understand).
- RUSSIA, LITHUANIA/POLAND: BASED ON THE IMAGE
http://i33.tinypic.com/mafdwo.jpg
This box is Russia's gift for Lithuania!
Bonus: if Russia watch Liet using Poland.
Bonus 2: three (at least two) dildos in Feliks (four are love~)
Bonus 3: Russia can make Poland to 'serve' his bosses: Putin&Medvedev.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: POST CIVIL WAR
So (most) everyone knows that England was involved in the American Civil War in the form of warships built for the Confederacy and blockade runners, even though the country was technically neutral during the conflict. (France was favoring a southern victory, as they needed the cotton the Confederate states produced. And both countries were neutral during the war because openly supporting the South would've meant outright war with the US.)
ANYWAY.
Anon would like to see England and/or France visiting America after his civil war ends to find him sickly, weak - and pissed off. He refuses their help, even after he collapses from exhaustion, because they scorned him when he needed them most. Cue groveling and trying to patch things up, while nursing America back to health.
Bonus if they get there before Lincoln is assasinated and have to deal with the aftermath and effects it has on America.
- FINLAND, RUSSIA: HEROIN
H-holy crap.
http://www.hs.fi/english/article/Finland+-+a+leading+consumer+of+heroin+from+the+1930s+to+the+1950s/1135245022270
Finland used to be the leading user of heroin from the 1930s to the 1950s. Heroin was a prescription drug, it was used as a medicine. Field medics in the Winter War carried opium, cocaine and heroin on them (as well as morphine).
"As far away as UN headquarters in New York, people wondered how it was possible that Finland - a country of four million inhabitants - could consume as much heroin in one year in the late 1940s as other countries use on average in a quarter of a century."
Heroin finally largely disappeared from Finland in the 1950s. Not because they the Finns suddenly decided that hard drugs were bad mmm'kay, but because the UN wouldn't let them join otherwise.
Prompt: Druggie Finland. Beating up Russia while high off his tits, reluctantly kicking his habit while grumbling about peer pressure, I don't care. Just as long as there is NO ANGST. Because sweet little Finland gobbling heroin pills like candy is way too hilarious to blow it on generic drug wangst.
* CANADA/PRUSSIA: TOPPING, HARD
Prussia is the only one that notices Canada at any of the meetings. They develop a friendship, but one day Prussia is distracted by someone else and Canada is sick and tired of being forgotten all the time so he does something to make sure Prussia never forgets about him again.
Canada topping Prussia, HARD.
Can be dark or smut or crack or even fluff? Surprise me!
- ENGLAND/AMERICA: HE CHANGES HISTORY
I'm not sure if this has been requested.
Sort of AU?
UK/US
England somehow has the power to travel through time. He decides to change the outcome of the Revolutionary War, where he wins. He returns to the present seeing America and the world drastically changed.
BONUSES:
- Angst
- When England wins the war, he becomes more controlling and possesive towards America
- America's personality/attitude is bitter and dark
- hate sex, rape, or smut (all three combined) with top!England
- England can't go back and correct the changes he made, he has to live and make-up for what he has done
- ENGLAND/ENGLAND: HE'S BEEN ACTING STRANGE
Set on current times or the future. England continues to see himself when he is a British Empire. Nobody except him can see the British Empire. And his meeting with him is never a good meeting. And other nations start to notice that there’s he’s acting strange.
Bonus 1: The British Empire has done many things to England. (Author!anon can imply rape, abuse or whatever you want)
Bonus 2: Author!anon manages to make this US/UK.
- RUSSIA/ENGLAND, AMERICA/ENGLAND: ONE-SIDED OR NOT
Can be Russia/UK or that pairing just one-sided and it will be US/UK later.
- ENGLAND, WORLD: STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
England has a Stockholm Syndrome. Meaning, he is kidnapped and loves his own captor. I don’t care who you pair him with. But… I hope you’ll pair him with America or Russia or even Denmark. Or someone unexpected like… Canada (or Germany. Nobody will suspect him anyway)
- CANADA/AMERICA: GEOGRAPHIC SMUT
Canada/America geographic smut! (Canada tops, of course.)
That is, geography as the kink. Use as you see fit anons!
- SEALAND: GROWN UP AND MANRY
Grown-up!Manry!Sealand making the moves on another nation. And fails. FAILS.
Anything goes after that, but let's have a good laugh at Sealand's first attempt!
Bonus : the other nation is not England.
- WORLD: WATERWORLD CROSSOVER
As in Waterworld the movie.
Bonus point : Peter/Sealand has a *lot* of kids now...
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: SCARF PLAY
Russia/America involved in a little sexual fun using Russia's scarf. IE Russia ties America up with it and good times ensue. The catch is that I read somewhere that according to Hidekaz Himaruya that Russia is so emotionally attached to the scarf that he'd have a melt down if he wasn't wearing it so some part of it must remain wrapped around him as well.
Make it sexy and FUN w/both parties completely into it and each other.
*This anon is loving all the Russia/America prompts floating around the place at the moment...*
- CANADA/UKRAINE: FOOD FETISH
Canada/Ukraine, food fetish.
Canada pours a layer of maple syrup all over Ukraine's naked body and licks it all off.
- PRUSSIA: GENDERBENDER
Prussia should really learn to not accept candy from Japan
Mysterious candy + Prussia = Fem!Prussia
BONUS: Prussia being completely unaware of the changes until someone gropes her
BONUS2: if Hungary accidentally eats the same candy and turns into a guy and Prussia and Hungary decide to experiment with their new bodies
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