Saturday, 25th April, 2009
- FRANCE/LITHUANIA, COOKING AS SEDUCTION
:D
- CONSPIRACY THEORIES
America and the Philadelphia experiment. It serves as a prompt, too.
/tips hat and leaves
- LIKE THE MUSICAL?
Ah, I hope this hasn't already been requested yet!
AU! Japan and Greece are cats. Not catboys. Not catgirls. Just cats. They come from different lands, but somehow meet! I want to see a day with Cat!Greece and Cat!Japan! You can use meow-speak as a foreign language...
BONUS: I wanna see some fish catching or something. Because Japan likes fish, and as far as I can remember, so does Greece (at least they did in the place I visited). Bonus!bonus if Japan says he won't eat the fish because it isn't from Tsukiji or they GET there fish from Tsukiji (although I'd prefer it set in Greece).
- NEW ENGLAND'S LEAVES
I know it's almost summer but this is something I've wanted to see for a while. (I'm gonna say sorry ahead of time if this is somewhere on here and I missed it)
America takes another country to see an autumn in New England. Can be anyone or lead to anything.
* WHEN THE ARROW HITS IT'S MARK (AND THE MARK DOESN'T NOTICE)
can be au. can be canon. canada can be fem or male.
America falling desperately in love with Canada and not realizing it. Then flips out when he comes to the conclusion.
If Canada is a guy, op would love to see America flipping out about his door swinging that way and tries to convince himself that he's not gay by asking England to kiss him to see if he likes it.
smut is go or no go-- up to anon. just lots of romantic and dorky!al moments.
* THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
War of Awesomeness must commence!!! WHO'S AWESOMER?! PRUSSIA, CHUCK NORRIS, JACK BAUER, MR. T, OR (insert name here)!? I want to see a contest to prove who the most epic and awesome is! GO!
* SPARKLE THIS
Eh, I know it's not a Hetalia!established country but...
RomaniaxAmerica! Because somebody needs to teach that asshole that vampires DO NOT sparkle!!!
(And come on, you KNOW you think Romania is a vampire too....)
All the Cullen-haters in the house say "Whoooah!"
- PRUSSIA'S REALLY REALLY AWESOME STUPID PLAN
Prussia has a plan to break up Hungary and Austria.
Unfortunately for him, that plan is really, really stupid.
Sex isn't necessary, but I wouldn't say no to Hungary taunting Prussia by having sex with Austria right in front of him or something like that.
* AGAINST THE STATUS QUO
There's one thing I noticed - that there is in every canon pairing the uke is ALWAYS the uke. How about a kink in where the uke is the seme for once?
For example:
Romano x Spain
North Italy x Germany
England x America
Greece x Turkey
Finland x Sweden
Norway x Denmark
and obviously many more! Multiple fills are welcomed ?
- NATIONAL TALK/ACT/BE A PIRATE DAY/WEEK/MONTH
So, after stumbling on this and other similar websites:
Anon would like to see Arthur reverting back to his pirate mentality; ie, talking like a pirate, scaring the hell out of Spain and calling himself 'Captain Kirkland' (and having the hat to prove it), missing the seas and making dirty deals under the table. Bonus points for the Scandinavians being completely into it, as it reminds them of their Viking days, France getting called a wench (multiple times) and booty~ Pairings go as anon decides, although opportunistic!England would be awesome.
* MAKE MINE HOT AND NERDY
Okay, I just made myself nerdier by voluntarily playing D&D with my pals yesterday...and dumb RP!fanatic I am, I got obsessed. So, let's just spread it all over...
The countries are involved are having a D&D night!
Requirements!
America - WarriorClass!Human (with a matching hero!complex!)
England - Wizard!Elf
N.Italy - Cleric!Whatever
and the inclusion of France, Russia, Germany, Prussia anywhere as anything...
AND CANADA, LATVIA, SEALAND, (or someone just as sweet and unassuming) must be THE PSYCHOPATHIC DUNGEON MASTER! (bringing woe to everyone!)
- TOO MUCH US FOR ENGLAND TO HANDLE
The request is UK/femme!US/male!US.
Do with it as you will, anon. o7
* THIS IS HOW HE FOUND THE MOST UBER!ADORABLE LITTLE BROTHER
Prussia finding the amnesiac Holy Roman Empire and adopting him as his little brother.
The more heartwarming and fluffy you can make it, the better.
- YOU PROTECT THOSE YOU LOVE
US/UK; America is very protective of England, going way out of his way to keep him safe and make his life easier.
Bonus if it's during one of the world wars- "Haven't you suffered enough?"
- THE STRANGE HOBBIES OF A KING
Frederick I liked to collect large people and have them breed with each other to make more large people. He would go as far as bribing, even starting wars with other nations, just to get huge people. These giants would be at least 7ft, usually more.
Well, Russia isn't 7ft, but~
I want to see Prussia kidnapping Russia and some other large(tall) nations and forcing them to have sex.
- DO YOU THINK THEY DIED?
Several countries go for a business dinner in a high end restaurant. Two countries that spend the entire meal just about ready to start throwing utensils at each other both go to the bathroom at the same time-- and don't come back.
Because work can't continue without both of them the other countries eventually send someone to find them-- that country doesn't come back either. So on and so forth.
The last country finds an orgy in the bathroom.
* JAPAN AND A THOUSAND CRANES
I want Japan/Sadako- something cute, terribly heartwarming, and heart breaking.
For those that don't know: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadako_Sasaki
If you've ever read, 'Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes' then you should know this incredibly sad, tear jerking story.
...I just thought it'd be cute. u.u
- ALL METAL AND ELECTRICAL TAPE
Crazy dreams lead to ideas for the kink meme
Robot!AU. World has been taken over by robots, so therefore, the nations are now robots. Bonus points if any ahoges are on/off switches.
- THE LAST SASKATCHEWAN PIRATE
'Cause America wasn't the only one to wanna be a pirate!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_L9tXEwmc
And because this video demands it XD Crack is almost preferred but if you can pull it off not being crack, it'd be awesome to see that!
- ATTEMPTED MURDER
A relative of mine told me that it's considered attempted murder in France and Italy to hit someone with a closed fist. (I'm terribly sorry if this is incorrect)
In America it is most definitely not. I want France or Italy (Or both) witnessing a fight in America and freaking the hell out.
- CONSIDER IT LIKE THIS
The countries that allow same-sex marriage try to convince America to reconsider Prop 8, with sexy results.
- WHO DISCOVERED NORTH AMERICA FIRST?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif_Eriksson
I would like to see Norway trying to convince both America and Canada that he found them first, but they both had a hard time believing it or UK and France saying he is lying.
Do whatever you want, make me laugh.
- OLD KINGDOM TRILOGY CROSSOVER
So - this might be coming out of left field, but...
Has anyone read the Old Kingdom Trilogy by Garth Nix? It's a fantastic series, set in a side-read universe that's chilling because of how *easily* it could be real - the series consists of three Books: Sabriel, Lireal, and Abhorsen.
I'd like to see a Hetalia fic set there - maybe a personification of the Old Kingdom, maybe England reminiscencing on the period when his country *was* the Kingdom, and his realtionship with the Bloodlines and whatnot
Yes, I know this is extremely obscure. I still want to see it.
- INI WHICH ENGLAND BEGS
US/UK in that order please.
Something pertaining to, "Iyaaa~n America, please go faster~~~~" - England. Funny or sexy tiems is your choice, or bonus if it's both.
-goes to fill out unfilled memes-
- SWEDEN AND THE MIGHTY THOR
After seeing that fic of Russia and America watching "Anastasia," I got to thinking - what would Sweden think of America's "The Mighty Thor" comics? Make it cute and comedic please. ;)
- DON'T MAKE FUN OF CANADIANS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG6u-Ug_y98&feature=related
Why must this call out to me for a fic ;__; America/Canada anyone? Needless to say, Canada has to top the crap outta him.
B: Other nations are there to watch Canada explode on America, and are just like 'We knew this was going to happen eventually etc.' and just stand there
recaptcha: eyesores added orz...
- A TROJAN HORSE RUSSIAN PANDA
Russia/Prussia.
Prussia unexpectedly receives another large stuffed panda in the mail. Little does he know it's not actually a stuffed toy, but a suit with someone inside...
* TECHNICAL VIRGIN
Picture this: One day, someone actually responds positively to France's solicitations and decides, hey, let's have sex, instead of trying to get him to go somewhere else.
And France, in spite of knowing about all the arts of love and being able to apply most of them, had never, ever put it in. Ever. Because everyone's been trying to avoid sleeping with the pervert.
So, as they're trying to get it on, France gets more and more nervous as they get closer to the main event. And can't get it up.
Cue an extremely loud and humiliating scolding from his partner.
Bonus 1: in the course of the argument, it's revealed that France is a technical virgin.
Bonus 2: they get it on eventually anyway. Then, premature ejaculation.
Bonus 3: His partner gets bored, flips him over and fucks him like a bitch.
- URAL-ALTAIC BROMANCE
How about a crack pairing? I propose Finland/Turkey. Both countries are in a unique position between the East and the West (though Finland's East and Turkey's East aren't exactly the same thing), which should give them something to start a conversation about. Turkey has had many battles against Hungary in his past, so he should be quite interested in seeing what her little "cousin" is like.
- ENGLAND'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH MIGHTY MYHTOLOGICAL CREATURES
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil
America and the Jersey Devil. Because while his daddy's mythological creatures are more well known, America has quite the collection of strange creatures of his own. This is one.
* DEADLY AND DIRTY
Simple request, anon.
Russia fucking America WITH A LOADED GUN.
Meaning, loaded gun moving around inside America, with Russia's hand on the trigger. (Ideally nobody dies, but I really like the idea of "I could kill you at any moment" tension. :) )
- PRUSSIA'S DA BOSS
Since nobody followed through requesting it, I will.
Prussia grows a backbone, throws Hungary down and demands that she plays with herself in front of him.
B: Hungary majorly gets off on Dominant!Prussia
- AND KOREA WAS BORN
Wikipedia def: "Silla (57 BC - 935 AD) (IPA: [ɕilla]) was one of the Three Kingdoms of Korea, and the longest sustaining dynasty in Asian history."
I so desperately want someone to write something on how Silla became Korea.
Please? :]
- AWKWARD BEGINNINGS
America/Canada/Cuba
America and Cuba have to try to set aside their differences and start talking to each other again. Canada comes along to mediate. (Smut or gen is up to anon).
I imagine America wouldn't really know that Canada and Cuba are kind of BFFs, and so I assume he'd be kind of jealous of their dynamic (since he and Canada were at odds for several years recently). I have one little scene in my head where Cuba gives Canada a cigar the moment he gets off the plane, then fully forgets to offer America one for like 10 awkward seconds.
Awkward apologies, passive-aggressiveness, and Canada trying to play both sides of the field equally is appreciated. <3
* TALK ABOUT AWKWARD
Athur and Canada have been chit-chatting through the internet, eventually agreed to date. However, none of them expected it to be the other.
As good people do when meeting someone from the internet from the first time, they've agreed each of them bring one with them when meeting. Canada brings Alfred, Arthur Francis. Now, how to get through this awkward date?
- AMERICA'S PIRATES
US/UK
Inspired by:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Lafitte
Pirate!America versus England in the Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812.
- AUSTRIA'S PIANO KINK
Because Russian pianists are *CRAZY AWESOME*.
Austria walks in on Russia playing the piano in the crazy, angry, energetic way Russians do and gets massively turned on.
I don't care what happens after that, but the music should NOT be interupted for sex. They can have sex after the piece is over, or Austria can jerk off (or come in his pants) while Russia is still playing, but Russia should not stop playing in the middle for sexytiems.
B: Despite totally lusting after him, Austria mentally complains about Russia's horrid posture.
- PUNK!ARTHUR
Anything as long as it involves punk Arthur.
Stupid gig antics, hanging around the streets of Camden, getting arrested, annoying tourists... I just really love his fanon punk self.
- NEED I REMIND YOU OF HOW MUCH ASS WE KICKED AT PASSCHENDAELE
England/Canada or Canada/England, WWII. England has been keeping Canada off the front lines because he still thinks of Canada as a budding colony who can't afford the losses. Canada tries to prove his strength.
Whatever this entails is entirely up to you. A heated argument, rough sex, crazy sadomasochism, anything. As long as it has Canada showing that he has a backbone for once and England being surprised he had it in him.
Country names preferred to human names, except perhaps in dialogue. Mention of other characters/pairings is fine, and historical reference is very welcome.
* ALLIES FORCE THE FUCKING ISSUE
prussia and germany being forced to fuck each other by the victorious allies
b: allies join in at the end
* JUST YOUR REGULAR, ANCIENT CASANOVA
Ancient Rome, according to his bio, had fallen in love with both Ancient Greece and Ancient Egypt at first sight.
Write about his courtship with either of them. Make it sweet and romantic, with a little touch of tragedy too, if you can. Bonus if the romance/s result in current Greece and/or current Egypt.
- DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS
We all know Arthur makes imaginary fairy friends really easily, but let's have him meet a rather nasty creature this time. He, being an idiot, assumes that they'll get on so he approaches it and...molesting, smut, name-calling, tentacle rape, general nastiness, whatever suits you anon! Doesn't have to be a fairy.
* AMERICA'S CONQUERER OF THE WORLD
Insane!America/Canada + England, non-con, Hardcore BDSM
Basically, America goes nuts and starts on his quest to take over the world, starting with Canada and England. He captures both of them, and after inflicting horrific torture on both, he rapes Canada and forces England to watch.
I'm feelin sadistic today, so make this as gross and creepy as possible.
- RUSSIA/LITHUANIA
Concerned about national energy security, Toris has appealed to Ivan:
http://www.latimes.com/business/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-eu-lithuania-energy,0,1070979.story
Bonus: Ivan truly offended by such suspicions, and responds to them in very childish manner.
- TO HEAVEN AND BACK
This anon wants to see some good old fashioned USxUK sexing...with a twist! UK is in such utter ecstacy that in the middle of his orgasm, he INVOLUNTARILY CHANGES INTO BRITTANIA ANGEL! Which of course leads to FTW?awkwardness, and a few more goes at the naughty... And pleaaase, MAKE IT SEXY!DIRTY!DELICIOUS! Alfred has to take his angel to heaven and back, after all...
reCaptcha agrees! : Sheer Hevn
- RUSSIA/AMERICA
America gets almost-raped by Russia and saved at the last minute WATCHMEN STYLE and then comes back for more later. Bonus points for America riding Russia and Russia just being.... Russia.
- I AM HAVING TROUBLE PROCESSING THIS INSANITY
We had America and Canada changing glasses and personalities, so let's see America and Sweden do the same.
- ANGSTY/FLUFFY JAPAN/TAIWAN
so lately I saw some japanxtaiwan mads on youtube like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4G7dwwBakI&feature=related or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9sO_2m_fYI&feature=related and now I seem to have a soft spot for this pairing
so my request is something fluffy or angsty with japan/taiwan, I don't have a specific plot so I'll leave it up to anon
- ISOLATIONISM
America/England
England is hurt by America's 'isolationism' in the 1920s and 1930s, and thinks America is no longer interested in him. England is especially disappointed with America's lack of support for him against Hitler. E.g. in a Gallup Poll in 1939, 83% Americans voted 'no' in response to whether America should help England (and France) in a war against Germany and Italy.
Alfred, despite his people's feelings, is actually still in love with England, and sets out to rectify his personal relationship with Arthur, trying to make it clear that he still deeply cares for Arthur although he can't do anything to break out of government's policy of isolationism. Angsty, but ends in understanding, make up sex please?
- 2x THE ENGLAND
Northern England/Southern England. Arguing.
This anon isn't really looking for anything smutty as such. If you want to, anon, then go ahead- I'm just really interested to see how they'd interact. :D
* ENGLAND'S REVOLUTIONARY WAR DIARY
America stumbles across the private diary England kept during the American Revolutionary War, and being America, he reads it anyway, and is deeply moved by the anguish and sadness expressed by England in his entries.
Bonus points if England catches him red-handed and starts yelling, FURIOUS, ..before he catches sight of America crying. And if it all ends up in needy!sexy tiems
- A VERY UGLY DIVORCE
Human AU! WWI as a vicious, nasty, no-holds-barred custody battle between bitter!exes!France and Germany over their kids, Alsace and Lorraine. Guess who gets hurt most by the fight? Realistically horrific divorce proceedings. (Fem.France, plz.) (Other allies/axis powers can be lawyers perhaps? But I really want the focus on France and Germany.)
- DESPITE ALL THE CRUDDY THINGS, WE'RE GOOD
I just saw an episode of Simposons, in which Homer approched the English queen with the words(freely quoted, mind you!): "I know we Americans are your rude children who never calls back, and we're not as nice as our brother Canada - who, by the way, has never had a girlfriend - but we're good."
US/UK Alfred and Matthew is having a conversation about Arthur, which he overhears. He enjoys listening to his boys praising him (and doing the opposite, too), but then Alfred insults the English queen. Arthur gets furious, and Alfred has to make it up to him somehow.
Notes
+ If I've stuffed something up or missed a link, please let me know.
+ Requests with asterisks (*) beside them have been filled. If you fill one (or see one is filled), please let me know. You don't have to provide a link and can remain anonymous.
+ Language beta'ing and other links can be found on our profile.
:D
- CONSPIRACY THEORIES
America and the Philadelphia experiment. It serves as a prompt, too.
/tips hat and leaves
- LIKE THE MUSICAL?
Ah, I hope this hasn't already been requested yet!
AU! Japan and Greece are cats. Not catboys. Not catgirls. Just cats. They come from different lands, but somehow meet! I want to see a day with Cat!Greece and Cat!Japan! You can use meow-speak as a foreign language...
BONUS: I wanna see some fish catching or something. Because Japan likes fish, and as far as I can remember, so does Greece (at least they did in the place I visited). Bonus!bonus if Japan says he won't eat the fish because it isn't from Tsukiji or they GET there fish from Tsukiji (although I'd prefer it set in Greece).
- NEW ENGLAND'S LEAVES
I know it's almost summer but this is something I've wanted to see for a while. (I'm gonna say sorry ahead of time if this is somewhere on here and I missed it)
America takes another country to see an autumn in New England. Can be anyone or lead to anything.
* WHEN THE ARROW HITS IT'S MARK (AND THE MARK DOESN'T NOTICE)
can be au. can be canon. canada can be fem or male.
America falling desperately in love with Canada and not realizing it. Then flips out when he comes to the conclusion.
If Canada is a guy, op would love to see America flipping out about his door swinging that way and tries to convince himself that he's not gay by asking England to kiss him to see if he likes it.
smut is go or no go-- up to anon. just lots of romantic and dorky!al moments.
* THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
War of Awesomeness must commence!!! WHO'S AWESOMER?! PRUSSIA, CHUCK NORRIS, JACK BAUER, MR. T, OR (insert name here)!? I want to see a contest to prove who the most epic and awesome is! GO!
* SPARKLE THIS
Eh, I know it's not a Hetalia!established country but...
RomaniaxAmerica! Because somebody needs to teach that asshole that vampires DO NOT sparkle!!!
(And come on, you KNOW you think Romania is a vampire too....)
All the Cullen-haters in the house say "Whoooah!"
- PRUSSIA'S REALLY REALLY AWESOME STUPID PLAN
Prussia has a plan to break up Hungary and Austria.
Unfortunately for him, that plan is really, really stupid.
Sex isn't necessary, but I wouldn't say no to Hungary taunting Prussia by having sex with Austria right in front of him or something like that.
* AGAINST THE STATUS QUO
There's one thing I noticed - that there is in every canon pairing the uke is ALWAYS the uke. How about a kink in where the uke is the seme for once?
For example:
Romano x Spain
North Italy x Germany
England x America
Greece x Turkey
Finland x Sweden
Norway x Denmark
and obviously many more! Multiple fills are welcomed ?
- NATIONAL TALK/ACT/BE A PIRATE DAY/WEEK/MONTH
So, after stumbling on this and other similar websites:
Anon would like to see Arthur reverting back to his pirate mentality; ie, talking like a pirate, scaring the hell out of Spain and calling himself 'Captain Kirkland' (and having the hat to prove it), missing the seas and making dirty deals under the table. Bonus points for the Scandinavians being completely into it, as it reminds them of their Viking days, France getting called a wench (multiple times) and booty~ Pairings go as anon decides, although opportunistic!England would be awesome.
* MAKE MINE HOT AND NERDY
Okay, I just made myself nerdier by voluntarily playing D&D with my pals yesterday...and dumb RP!fanatic I am, I got obsessed. So, let's just spread it all over...
The countries are involved are having a D&D night!
Requirements!
America - WarriorClass!Human (with a matching hero!complex!)
England - Wizard!Elf
N.Italy - Cleric!Whatever
and the inclusion of France, Russia, Germany, Prussia anywhere as anything...
AND CANADA, LATVIA, SEALAND, (or someone just as sweet and unassuming) must be THE PSYCHOPATHIC DUNGEON MASTER! (bringing woe to everyone!)
- TOO MUCH US FOR ENGLAND TO HANDLE
The request is UK/femme!US/male!US.
Do with it as you will, anon. o7
* THIS IS HOW HE FOUND THE MOST UBER!ADORABLE LITTLE BROTHER
Prussia finding the amnesiac Holy Roman Empire and adopting him as his little brother.
The more heartwarming and fluffy you can make it, the better.
- YOU PROTECT THOSE YOU LOVE
US/UK; America is very protective of England, going way out of his way to keep him safe and make his life easier.
Bonus if it's during one of the world wars- "Haven't you suffered enough?"
- THE STRANGE HOBBIES OF A KING
Frederick I liked to collect large people and have them breed with each other to make more large people. He would go as far as bribing, even starting wars with other nations, just to get huge people. These giants would be at least 7ft, usually more.
Well, Russia isn't 7ft, but~
I want to see Prussia kidnapping Russia and some other large(tall) nations and forcing them to have sex.
- DO YOU THINK THEY DIED?
Several countries go for a business dinner in a high end restaurant. Two countries that spend the entire meal just about ready to start throwing utensils at each other both go to the bathroom at the same time-- and don't come back.
Because work can't continue without both of them the other countries eventually send someone to find them-- that country doesn't come back either. So on and so forth.
The last country finds an orgy in the bathroom.
* JAPAN AND A THOUSAND CRANES
I want Japan/Sadako- something cute, terribly heartwarming, and heart breaking.
For those that don't know: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadako_Sasaki
If you've ever read, 'Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes' then you should know this incredibly sad, tear jerking story.
...I just thought it'd be cute. u.u
- ALL METAL AND ELECTRICAL TAPE
Crazy dreams lead to ideas for the kink meme
Robot!AU. World has been taken over by robots, so therefore, the nations are now robots. Bonus points if any ahoges are on/off switches.
- THE LAST SASKATCHEWAN PIRATE
'Cause America wasn't the only one to wanna be a pirate!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_L9tXEwmc
And because this video demands it XD Crack is almost preferred but if you can pull it off not being crack, it'd be awesome to see that!
- ATTEMPTED MURDER
A relative of mine told me that it's considered attempted murder in France and Italy to hit someone with a closed fist. (I'm terribly sorry if this is incorrect)
In America it is most definitely not. I want France or Italy (Or both) witnessing a fight in America and freaking the hell out.
- CONSIDER IT LIKE THIS
The countries that allow same-sex marriage try to convince America to reconsider Prop 8, with sexy results.
- WHO DISCOVERED NORTH AMERICA FIRST?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif_Eriksson
I would like to see Norway trying to convince both America and Canada that he found them first, but they both had a hard time believing it or UK and France saying he is lying.
Do whatever you want, make me laugh.
- OLD KINGDOM TRILOGY CROSSOVER
So - this might be coming out of left field, but...
Has anyone read the Old Kingdom Trilogy by Garth Nix? It's a fantastic series, set in a side-read universe that's chilling because of how *easily* it could be real - the series consists of three Books: Sabriel, Lireal, and Abhorsen.
I'd like to see a Hetalia fic set there - maybe a personification of the Old Kingdom, maybe England reminiscencing on the period when his country *was* the Kingdom, and his realtionship with the Bloodlines and whatnot
Yes, I know this is extremely obscure. I still want to see it.
- INI WHICH ENGLAND BEGS
US/UK in that order please.
Something pertaining to, "Iyaaa~n America, please go faster~~~~" - England. Funny or sexy tiems is your choice, or bonus if it's both.
-goes to fill out unfilled memes-
- SWEDEN AND THE MIGHTY THOR
After seeing that fic of Russia and America watching "Anastasia," I got to thinking - what would Sweden think of America's "The Mighty Thor" comics? Make it cute and comedic please. ;)
- DON'T MAKE FUN OF CANADIANS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG6u-Ug_y98&feature=related
Why must this call out to me for a fic ;__; America/Canada anyone? Needless to say, Canada has to top the crap outta him.
B: Other nations are there to watch Canada explode on America, and are just like 'We knew this was going to happen eventually etc.' and just stand there
recaptcha: eyesores added orz...
- A TROJAN HORSE RUSSIAN PANDA
Russia/Prussia.
Prussia unexpectedly receives another large stuffed panda in the mail. Little does he know it's not actually a stuffed toy, but a suit with someone inside...
* TECHNICAL VIRGIN
Picture this: One day, someone actually responds positively to France's solicitations and decides, hey, let's have sex, instead of trying to get him to go somewhere else.
And France, in spite of knowing about all the arts of love and being able to apply most of them, had never, ever put it in. Ever. Because everyone's been trying to avoid sleeping with the pervert.
So, as they're trying to get it on, France gets more and more nervous as they get closer to the main event. And can't get it up.
Cue an extremely loud and humiliating scolding from his partner.
Bonus 1: in the course of the argument, it's revealed that France is a technical virgin.
Bonus 2: they get it on eventually anyway. Then, premature ejaculation.
Bonus 3: His partner gets bored, flips him over and fucks him like a bitch.
- URAL-ALTAIC BROMANCE
How about a crack pairing? I propose Finland/Turkey. Both countries are in a unique position between the East and the West (though Finland's East and Turkey's East aren't exactly the same thing), which should give them something to start a conversation about. Turkey has had many battles against Hungary in his past, so he should be quite interested in seeing what her little "cousin" is like.
- ENGLAND'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH MIGHTY MYHTOLOGICAL CREATURES
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil
America and the Jersey Devil. Because while his daddy's mythological creatures are more well known, America has quite the collection of strange creatures of his own. This is one.
* DEADLY AND DIRTY
Simple request, anon.
Russia fucking America WITH A LOADED GUN.
Meaning, loaded gun moving around inside America, with Russia's hand on the trigger. (Ideally nobody dies, but I really like the idea of "I could kill you at any moment" tension. :) )
- PRUSSIA'S DA BOSS
Since nobody followed through requesting it, I will.
Prussia grows a backbone, throws Hungary down and demands that she plays with herself in front of him.
B: Hungary majorly gets off on Dominant!Prussia
- AND KOREA WAS BORN
Wikipedia def: "Silla (57 BC - 935 AD) (IPA: [ɕilla]) was one of the Three Kingdoms of Korea, and the longest sustaining dynasty in Asian history."
I so desperately want someone to write something on how Silla became Korea.
Please? :]
- AWKWARD BEGINNINGS
America/Canada/Cuba
America and Cuba have to try to set aside their differences and start talking to each other again. Canada comes along to mediate. (Smut or gen is up to anon).
I imagine America wouldn't really know that Canada and Cuba are kind of BFFs, and so I assume he'd be kind of jealous of their dynamic (since he and Canada were at odds for several years recently). I have one little scene in my head where Cuba gives Canada a cigar the moment he gets off the plane, then fully forgets to offer America one for like 10 awkward seconds.
Awkward apologies, passive-aggressiveness, and Canada trying to play both sides of the field equally is appreciated. <3
* TALK ABOUT AWKWARD
Athur and Canada have been chit-chatting through the internet, eventually agreed to date. However, none of them expected it to be the other.
As good people do when meeting someone from the internet from the first time, they've agreed each of them bring one with them when meeting. Canada brings Alfred, Arthur Francis. Now, how to get through this awkward date?
- AMERICA'S PIRATES
US/UK
Inspired by:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Lafitte
Pirate!America versus England in the Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812.
- AUSTRIA'S PIANO KINK
Because Russian pianists are *CRAZY AWESOME*.
Austria walks in on Russia playing the piano in the crazy, angry, energetic way Russians do and gets massively turned on.
I don't care what happens after that, but the music should NOT be interupted for sex. They can have sex after the piece is over, or Austria can jerk off (or come in his pants) while Russia is still playing, but Russia should not stop playing in the middle for sexytiems.
B: Despite totally lusting after him, Austria mentally complains about Russia's horrid posture.
- PUNK!ARTHUR
Anything as long as it involves punk Arthur.
Stupid gig antics, hanging around the streets of Camden, getting arrested, annoying tourists... I just really love his fanon punk self.
- NEED I REMIND YOU OF HOW MUCH ASS WE KICKED AT PASSCHENDAELE
England/Canada or Canada/England, WWII. England has been keeping Canada off the front lines because he still thinks of Canada as a budding colony who can't afford the losses. Canada tries to prove his strength.
Whatever this entails is entirely up to you. A heated argument, rough sex, crazy sadomasochism, anything. As long as it has Canada showing that he has a backbone for once and England being surprised he had it in him.
Country names preferred to human names, except perhaps in dialogue. Mention of other characters/pairings is fine, and historical reference is very welcome.
* ALLIES FORCE THE FUCKING ISSUE
prussia and germany being forced to fuck each other by the victorious allies
b: allies join in at the end
* JUST YOUR REGULAR, ANCIENT CASANOVA
Ancient Rome, according to his bio, had fallen in love with both Ancient Greece and Ancient Egypt at first sight.
Write about his courtship with either of them. Make it sweet and romantic, with a little touch of tragedy too, if you can. Bonus if the romance/s result in current Greece and/or current Egypt.
- DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS
We all know Arthur makes imaginary fairy friends really easily, but let's have him meet a rather nasty creature this time. He, being an idiot, assumes that they'll get on so he approaches it and...molesting, smut, name-calling, tentacle rape, general nastiness, whatever suits you anon! Doesn't have to be a fairy.
* AMERICA'S CONQUERER OF THE WORLD
Insane!America/Canada + England, non-con, Hardcore BDSM
Basically, America goes nuts and starts on his quest to take over the world, starting with Canada and England. He captures both of them, and after inflicting horrific torture on both, he rapes Canada and forces England to watch.
I'm feelin sadistic today, so make this as gross and creepy as possible.
- RUSSIA/LITHUANIA
Concerned about national energy security, Toris has appealed to Ivan:
http://www.latimes.com/business/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-eu-lithuania-energy,0,1070979.story
Bonus: Ivan truly offended by such suspicions, and responds to them in very childish manner.
- TO HEAVEN AND BACK
This anon wants to see some good old fashioned USxUK sexing...with a twist! UK is in such utter ecstacy that in the middle of his orgasm, he INVOLUNTARILY CHANGES INTO BRITTANIA ANGEL! Which of course leads to FTW?awkwardness, and a few more goes at the naughty... And pleaaase, MAKE IT SEXY!DIRTY!DELICIOUS! Alfred has to take his angel to heaven and back, after all...
reCaptcha agrees! : Sheer Hevn
- RUSSIA/AMERICA
America gets almost-raped by Russia and saved at the last minute WATCHMEN STYLE and then comes back for more later. Bonus points for America riding Russia and Russia just being.... Russia.
- I AM HAVING TROUBLE PROCESSING THIS INSANITY
We had America and Canada changing glasses and personalities, so let's see America and Sweden do the same.
- ANGSTY/FLUFFY JAPAN/TAIWAN
so lately I saw some japanxtaiwan mads on youtube like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4G7dwwBakI&feature=related or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9sO_2m_fYI&feature=related and now I seem to have a soft spot for this pairing
so my request is something fluffy or angsty with japan/taiwan, I don't have a specific plot so I'll leave it up to anon
- ISOLATIONISM
America/England
England is hurt by America's 'isolationism' in the 1920s and 1930s, and thinks America is no longer interested in him. England is especially disappointed with America's lack of support for him against Hitler. E.g. in a Gallup Poll in 1939, 83% Americans voted 'no' in response to whether America should help England (and France) in a war against Germany and Italy.
Alfred, despite his people's feelings, is actually still in love with England, and sets out to rectify his personal relationship with Arthur, trying to make it clear that he still deeply cares for Arthur although he can't do anything to break out of government's policy of isolationism. Angsty, but ends in understanding, make up sex please?
- 2x THE ENGLAND
Northern England/Southern England. Arguing.
This anon isn't really looking for anything smutty as such. If you want to, anon, then go ahead- I'm just really interested to see how they'd interact. :D
* ENGLAND'S REVOLUTIONARY WAR DIARY
America stumbles across the private diary England kept during the American Revolutionary War, and being America, he reads it anyway, and is deeply moved by the anguish and sadness expressed by England in his entries.
Bonus points if England catches him red-handed and starts yelling, FURIOUS, ..before he catches sight of America crying. And if it all ends up in needy!sexy tiems
- A VERY UGLY DIVORCE
Human AU! WWI as a vicious, nasty, no-holds-barred custody battle between bitter!exes!France and Germany over their kids, Alsace and Lorraine. Guess who gets hurt most by the fight? Realistically horrific divorce proceedings. (Fem.France, plz.) (Other allies/axis powers can be lawyers perhaps? But I really want the focus on France and Germany.)
- DESPITE ALL THE CRUDDY THINGS, WE'RE GOOD
I just saw an episode of Simposons, in which Homer approched the English queen with the words(freely quoted, mind you!): "I know we Americans are your rude children who never calls back, and we're not as nice as our brother Canada - who, by the way, has never had a girlfriend - but we're good."
US/UK Alfred and Matthew is having a conversation about Arthur, which he overhears. He enjoys listening to his boys praising him (and doing the opposite, too), but then Alfred insults the English queen. Arthur gets furious, and Alfred has to make it up to him somehow.
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