Friday, 28th August, 2009
* AMERICA: WEARING RUSSIA'S COAT
I've seen plenty of fic/arts with various characters wearing America's jacket and that sort of thing really pushes this anons buttons so I'd like to see America himself get a chance to be in on the action. So I'd love to see America decked out in Russia's long coat.
Fic/Arts/Both doesn't matter. Time period doesn't matter either really -- younger America, WWII America, Cold War America, Modern America anything will do.
Bonus: If there's plot and it has a romantic or UST flavor to it.
Bonus the Second: America puts on the coat himself for whatever reason when he thinks there's no one around and gets caught.
- WORLD: TALKING PENISES
Now that I have your attention (and yes, the title is related to the request).
I'm fairly sure someone here must know one of the most well-loved yaoi mangas out there, Chinko no Tsubuyaki aka Chintsubu.
The, ahem, plot, goes like this: during an accident in a school trip, Toride, who has always loved his classmate Ayase, goes in a coma because he protected him. But his feelings for Ayase were so strong, that his spirit, while out of his body, ended up... on Ayase's penis. Now, Ayase's penis, against all logic, has a life of its own, and Ayase and Toride get into a lovey-dovey relationship (with the latter body's still on a coma).
But they were not the only ones affected. Iwabuchi and Kamiya, two guys with a strained relationship, also got something out of it. Their penises now have the personality of the other. Stern penis!Iwabuchi now tries to help playboy Kamiya... and, penis!Kamiya, a big, deredere crybaby, unlike this very tsundere body, is being pampered with costumes and clothing by Iwabuchi.
So their quest to get rid of such a weird situation begins.
The manga is even crazier, funnier and more wonderful than this summary, believe me. If you ever need a laugh, I heartily recommend it.
So, you probably know where I'm going. Whether you know the manga and you want to attempt to follow the plot, or just give me talking penises with someone else's personality, go for it.
Human names, Nation names, AU or canon, whatever.
Preferred pairings are Spain/S. Italy, Germany/N. Italy, UK/US, France/Canada, Greece/Japan, Sweden/Finland, but of course you don't have to include them all. :3
Oh, and if you can manage Gilbert and Awesomecock *cough* in there, I'll love you forever 8D. Feel free to throw him switching penises with someone unexpected and lulzy.
reCaptcha: jinx stiff. oh lol.
- AMERICA, JAPAN: SAKE BOMBING
SAKE BOMB!!
Dumb-LI!Anon wants to see some drunken luvin between Alfred and Kiku, after a long night of Sake Bombing.
Bonus: Alfred gets weepy because he's reminded of the "other" bombs.
- GERMANY/VENEZIANO/GERMANY, SPAIN/ROMANO/SPAIN: THE NEWLYWEDS GAME
Germany and N. Italy vs. Spain and S. Italy
Bonus: Prussia is the host.
Bonus 2: To everyone's surprise, Spain and Romano totally kick Germany and Veneziano's asses.
- HUNGARY: DIRTY HUNGARIAN PHRASE BOOK
Was watching Monty Python on youtube, and happened upon their sketch entitled "The Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YYM209GJoE&feature=related
If the link doesn't work, the video basically features a Hungarian going around London and relying on his English-Hungarian phrasebook to negotiate the city - except all the ordinary Hungarian phrases have been mistranslated into ... rather questionable (and terribly inaccurate) english
(e.g. The hungarian phrase "can you direct me to the railway station" is here translated as the english phrase, "please fondle my bum")!
tl;dr -
Kind anons, this anon hopes someone might be inspired to write something featuring the "Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook".
I have no preference whether you want to recreate this scene, or to just have Elizabeta travelling around London and bumping into embarrassed!stiff-upper-lip Arthur. With some Hungary/UK interaction, of course, - can be flirting, or just humorous conversation, or sex.
BONUS: Manage to include this line, from 2:00 minutes into the video: "Drop your panties, Sir Arthur, I cannot wait till lunchtime!"
Bonus 2: Unlike her Monty Python counterpart, Hungary knows exactly what she's saying - but does it on purpose.
Thank you ♥
- RUSSIA, LITHUANIA, LATVIA: HORROR AND PUNISHMENT
I'm kind of bored and would like to request some horror story, like Latvia made a mistake and got caught by Russia and to making things worse, Russia was forcing Lithuania to give his youngest brother horrid punishment while Russia is enjoys watching.
Any kinds of punishment, your choice.
Bonus: Comfort at the end.
- BELARUS, ENGLAND: SUMMONING RUSSIA
Belarus threatening England to summon Russia for her.
Bonus points: Summoning at Bella's house in a 'special room'?
(re-captcha: Lonely stalking.)
- AMERICA, WORLD: ACCENTS
Americans love foreign accents. This is an undeniable fact. It doesn't necessarily matter from where, if you've got a suave accent and use it - the American will think you're the cutest or the sexiest thing ever and melt in the palm of your hand.
I would like fic on America getting utterly turned on by other countries' accents. Epic bonus if someone (anon leaves it up to filler) catches on and abuses this "power."
Any accents would do. But this anon hopes for the UK English, French, and Russian accents. I wouldn't mind German and Chinese in there, either.
But this anon will give up their soul for the Aussie accent (God we love Aussie accents).
ReCaptcha says "joie people" - I dunno about you guys, but I'll be happy if I get a fill.
- WORLD: ARRANGED MARRIAGES SUCK... MAYBE
So nation A has to marry nation B for the good of his country, but he's totally not thrilled about it. A thinks B is a total loser and really wants nothing to do with him. Nation B, however, is rather taken with A and does his best to make A like him. It takes work, but eventually, B does manage to sweep A off his feet. Make it fluffy, anon!
Obvious pairings for this would be Spamano, USUK or SuFin (hey, even if they're obvious, I still love them <3), though OP could also go for some RussiaxPrussia, RomexGermania or TurkeyxGreece.
- CHINA: MPREG
The wonderful Post Secret fill author has me wanting China mpreg. Just because pregnant!China being all doting parent strikes me as cutest thing ever.
- RUSSIA: NATIONAL ANTHEM
Today, at the age of 96, Sergey Mikhalkov, author of the Russian Anthem, died.
I'd like to see a fill about Russia revolving around this fact, regarding the anthem, its meaning, and Russia reflecting about things, his past, his history, and such.
How would he feel for the death of that man?
i don't ask for pairings or anything, although if you want to, you're free to add one (not Russia/America) but i am just asking for Russia's reactions and feelings.
- AMERICA, ROMANO, VENEZIANO: VISITING AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT
I LOL'd at this part of American comic John Pinette's routine, where he compares the food of France and Italy, and then relates eating at an actual Italian restaurant after weeks of French food.
Anons, make this happen Hetalia-style.
I'd like a group of nations, any of them will do but America must be included, going to Italy for some good Italian food after weeks of French food. The Italies are running the restaurant and pushing food like no tomorrow. Hilarity ensues.
Bonus 01: Following the events as the comic said it closely. Like how one Nation (the skinny one, "Timmy") died from overeating or how the Italians keep bringing out food.
Bonus 02: A reference to Italia Angel ("And that's when I heard the angels")
- PRUSSIA/AUSTRIA/PRUSSIA: SMASHING HIS GUITAR
Austria smashing Prussia's electric guitar.
Prussia is awkwardly turned on by this
- ENGLAND/ROMANO: REVERSE POLARITY
England/S.Italy, the catch being their sheer Tsundere cancels each other's out, resulting in the most lovey-dovey couple you will ever see.
- AMERICA, CANADA: LOST IN EUROPE
The 17th century was an eventful decade.
According to wiki:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/17th_century
The first British colony in North America was settled in 1607 and Quebec City was founded by France in 1608. So Around this time Matthew and Alfred had no real interaction with each other until after that century. I can picture that in the time before they met each other, they were told by their father figures not to trust each other, that "He was raised by that awful Angleterre/frog!"
So, while not alot of big stuff was happening with either colony, Asia and all over Europe spent the 17th century having wars, famines, and the like.
So finally onto my request, say England/France takes Alfred/Matthew, respectively, for a visit to Europe and the two somehow end up meeting and then have the misfortune to end up lost from their 'fathers', now having to stick together, and bump into other nation(s) during a war or whatever. What happens to the two while with these/this other nation(s) is all up to Anon! I just want the two to find their way home again.
Bonus1: They somehow end up in Asia and/or Russia
Bonus2: at some point Alfred yells at Matthew "Would you stop speaking that ugly French?!" at the same time that Matthew yells at him "Would you stop speaking that ugly English?!"
Brownies and love to the amazing anon who fills this!
- AMERICA/ESTONIA: COMPUTERS
holy shit, page sixty? o__o
Alfred is just hopeless with computers and, for some reason, when Eduard uses all those big words, it is such a turn-on.
Run with it, anons. 8D
* GERMANY/VENEZIANO/GERMANY: GOURMET
You know how when Italy eats something that tastes bad an arrow points at him that says "gourmet"? Well, I think it'd be hilarious if that happened right after he gave Germany head >.>
Sorry if this has been requested before... I haven't seen it, and this image of hilarity wouldn't leave me alone.
- ENGLAND/CANADA: SPANKING
Remember that amazingly hot UK/US spanking fill from part 3? This one: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/3274.html?thread=3655882? So, I want a sequel in which UK spanks Canada. It's being kinda foreshadowes, after all. :D~
Bonus if Canada really is more vocal than America.
(no turning the tables or anything, 'k? I just want some hot pseudo-parental spanking with uber seme England.)
* WORLD: TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
Has http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ been requested yet?
I'm sorry if it has...
- OTHER/OTHER: KUMAJIRO IS A PIMP
Kumajiro double timing Hanatamago and Prussia's chick.
Bonus if Pierre and Australia's Koala are a couple LOL
- AMERICA/VIETNAM: BRUTAL
To be honest Anons...I am very dissapointed at the lack of AmericaxVietnam on the Meme...and am even more shocked that the few i've seen are fluffy...
That was a brutal war people.
So let's see some Brutal AmericaxVietnam.
Dark, non-con, first-time, hate-sex all synonyms here.
- AMERICA: HORRIFIED
HomophobicFundamentalist!America is shown every male nation he has ever known is gay, and is utterly horrified
- PRUSSIA/AUSTRIA, WORLD: TRUSTY ANIMAL COMPANIONS
While Nation A and Nation B are having sex, Nation A's trusty animal companion (Gilbird, Greece's cats, Kumajirou, etc.) decides it absolutely must have attention rite nao, leaving Nation B feeling embarrassed and awkward because he/she does not want to do things like that in front of anyone.
Anon prefers Prussia/Austria, but she's not particularly picky.
Bonus for Nation A actually stopping what he/she is doing to give attention to the trusty animal companion.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: EDGAR ALLAN POE
My demands are simple.
I want to see Alfred quoting Edgar Allan Poe.
Bonus: It's Yandere!America.
Bonus2: It doesn't need pairings, but I'll give my soul for Russia/America.
The rest is up to you, kind anons.
- RUSSIA: ANASTASIA
AU!fic about Russia during the Revolution, based around the myth that Anastasia survived the massacre of the Romanov family. :3 I personally love this myth, despite the fact it's not true, so...
I wanna see an AU!fic about Russia saving Anastasia's life somehow. I don't care how he does it, but since it's anon's personal headcanon that Ivan and Anastasia are pretty close, I want to see him find a way to save her life despite being involved in the deaths of the rest of her family.
Bonus for the following: Not exactly wanting to aid in the Romanov killings, hints of Ivan/Anastasia (fluff, comfort, smut, whatever. She's a teenager during the Revolution, so it's not too creepy...), maybe a flashfoward to Ivan looking after Anastasia's kids, who don't know anything about their heritage or anything.
Really, anything goes. :3
- SEALAND/ENGLAND: TAKING ADVANTAGE
Sealand walks in on England during one of his masturbation marathons, takes advantage, England bottoms.
* ENGLAND/BELARUS, ENGLAND/UKRAINE, ENGLAND/TAIWAN: PROSTITUTES
Request either Belarus, Ukraine or Taiwan as a prostitute and England as thier client.
* WORLD: SERIAL KILLER MEETS NATION
Anon is on WTF mode today.
Just imagine; England not knowing he's having a drink with Jack the Ripper just a few hours before his final kill. Or America meeting the Manson family. pretty much the nations getting a glimpse of the mind of their famous killers before they strike. The nation getting killed is optional, as well as them knowing but are unable to tell anyone.
Which country and which killer depends on you. But please, no sex *is shot*.
- WORLD: YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO DINNER (OR YOU WERE)
Ok, So there I was reading prompts when I saw this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpMkRIXhLH0&feature=PlayList&p=9E65CB460BF9C131
And thus, this mindchild was born:
One day, during WWII the Italies invite the Allies over for dinner. Germany finds out. Thinking they're betraying him, he invades Italy a few days before the arranged dinner date.
Cut to modern times, and the former Axis Powers and the Allied Forces are invited to the Italys' house for lunch.
Bonus) They are just as pushy as John Pinette says they are.
Bonus 2) This is everyone's first time to come to Italy's house to eat. They've never accepted a meal until now!!
Bonus 3)The Italies, tired of war, were planning to either feed the Alies to death, before Germany invaded, or poison them - a little something Romano picked up from Spain and the Borgia family (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Borgia).
* CHINA, WORLD: OMEGLE
Yeah...I don't know if anyone has heard of Omegle.com...basically it's where you're in an anonymous chat room with someone (*coughPEDOScough*), and it's all over the world. A lot of people I've come across in this are from China, sooo...
CHINA ON OMEGLE, CYBERING WITH AN ANON. Not an anon from the Kink meme, although that would be lulzworthy~, but an anonymous NATION (didn't see THAT coming did you!).
BONUS: It's not Japan, Russia, S. Korea or any of the ones you'd expect on the other end. Remember: CRACK IS THE KEY.
BONUS 2: The whole a/s/l thing...remember, China doesn't know it's a country, so they're thinking "So these are how they act at their homes~aru!?!" But is still getting turned on.
Oh, and for safety of the other anons, if you reeeally feel the need to go on that site, be careful. *THE MORE YOU KNOW.*
- SEALAND/AMERICA: YOU CAN BUY ANYTHING OVER THE NET
Sealand buys the rights to America's viginity off of the internet.
America. Must. Bottom.
Anything else is a go♥
* GREECE AND HIS PAST LAYS
Since Greece is known its sexlife, I'd like to have a fic of Greece reminiscing of his past lays with all the other nations.
- ESTONIA/LATVIA: "MAKE IT FEEL GOOD"
"Make me feel good, Eduard."
Russia is OUT of the picture.
Bonus 1: Raivis begging for it.
Bonus 2: It's their first time together (not their first time ever, though).
Bonus 3: They call each other "brother", adding a hint of dirtybadwrong to it.
I'm counting on you, anon!
- WORLD: THE BEST BIG BROTHERS AND THEIR CHIBI BROS
Inspired by this: http://s625.photobucket.com/albums/tt331/Sayano/Axis%20Powers%20Hetalia/?action=view¤t=Anime594.jpg
(Drunk) Brittania Angel strikes again! In the middle of a World Meeting, both Germany and America are turned into their baby forms. Of course, Prussia and England step up to take care of their cute "little brothers."
Problem: Both of them say they're the better big brother and their respective little brother is the cuter one. This means war!
As for baby!Germany and baby!America? They get along just fine and like playing together. And while their big brothers are too busy fighting, who's going to stop them from wandering off and making/landing in trouble?
*****
Anon would like England and Prussia fighting over their chibified brother/former colony. Meanwhile, baby!Germany and baby!America get into antics of their own that may require some big brother intervention.
Anon definitely wants baby!Germany and baby!America. But the filler does not have to follow the picture and chibify Romano, Japan, and France. (I actually wouldn't mind some older!Canada/baby!America interaction.)
I'd like fluff, cuteness, and more anons. Please make it happen!
BONUS01: Baby!America takes an extraordinary liking to someone unexpected. Think Russia, China, Turkey, Norway, Finland, Belarus, or Ukraine.
BONUS02: Baby!Germany adores Hungary, who wants to keep him and make a family with Austria.
BONUS03: Switzerland is tsundere for cute babies.
BONUS04: One of the Asians and Spain take lots of pictures and puts the babies in many different cute outfits.
SUPER BONUS: To complete the Bad Brother Trio: Denmark joins the fight, claiming baby!Sweden is the cutest one.
- AMERICA, CANADA, AUSTRALIA: ZOOOOOOOMMMBIIIIIIIIIIEEEEES
Now that I have your attention, I would like to see America, Canada and Australia beating up a truck load of zombie nations Shawn of the Dead style. North American bros can be super twin like or they can be romantic or whatever. (I prefer Alfred topping Mattie.) Funny please no angsttttttttt.
BONUSES
1. America tries to act all HERO like protecting his bros when in reality he is scared out of his mind.
2. Canada knocks Russia's head off and America thinks it's sexayyy
3. America uses a baseball bat, Canada uses a hockey stick, Australia uses a cricket bat
Human names would work best, but it's up to you anon.
Internets and my dog goes to anon who fills.
- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: ACCENT KINK, COLORADO STYLE
So it is this Anons head cannon that America wakes up with a different regional accent everyday (if hes out of the country), or it adapts to which state hes in that day.
And Ive always seen requests where poor England is hopelessly addicted to America's accent EVEN if he cant understand a damn word hes saying! Even this Ameri!Anon has problems understanding people from Anons own country! For specific reasons though ... This Anon is from Colorado.
This is the Request, to sate this anons state pride
The Colorado accent is well THE DISTINCT LACK OF ANY REGIONAL ACCENT. Plain and simple Colorado is indeed considered to be the region of the purest(basic/simplest form of) American English. No slight accent, no regional influeces, nothing. Just plain straight up English.
So What does England think when he can finally, Understands. Every. Single. Word. That. America. Says? Is he amazed by his very sexy unaccented voice? Does it freak him the hell out? Either way I think Englad would love it just as much as all the rest. But still it'd be quite the surprise one day.
No preference actually for human or country names, and no preference on US/UK or UK/US, and as always, the golden rule, Sex not required but always Appriciated! I hope this request isnt too long ~
b1: They're actually visiting Colorado, for whatever reason ~ Thoooooooooogh Im not seriously gonna be picky
b2: America actually is so used to always having some fun accent that when it comes to his Colorado accent he gets rather bored. But England maybe changes his mind a bit?
- CANADA/VENEZIANO: MAKE IT WORK
please don't kill me, but... after seeing that cute fill of America and Italy together, now...
I'd really want to see how it would work out. I want to see Canada and Italy.
yes, in a relationship. yes, it's crack. and yes, I know it shouldn't work out. But I want to see it working out. somehow.
I don't know how, if it's a vacation and things go from here, if they bond over something, if italy notices canada and his bear and wants to play and canada feels elated someone remembers who he is... if canada, used to being ignored, is actually considerate of italy and doesn't think he's stupid, and looks under the appearance.
I don't really know, i just want a sweet, Canada/Italy. smut is very optional, not required, but I'd like Canada topping if that was the case.
Bonus - I'd like france being surprised at first, then going all the way to make it happen, because he is older brother of both of them and thinks they're terribly cute together.
Bonus x2 - Romano keeps thinking italy is with america and is NOT amused and NOT ok.
- WORLD: GETTING PISSED
I've recently seen the top ten drinking nations in the world which are, from top to bottom, Ireland, Finland, England, Russia, Australia, Denmark, Germany, Czech Republic, Italy and lastly France. What this anon would like to see is these nations going out the night before a world meeting and getting pissed.
Bonus points for crack pairings, Russia and Ireland having a drinking contest, nations arguing whose booze is better, the more mischievous nations going and painting the city red or at least the world meeting hall and finally hangover morning in which America is far too energetic at the world meeting in the morning which we all know is due to all the starbucks coffee running through his veins
* ENGLAND/FRANCE: WITH SOME ANGST
"Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk"
Quote from Shakespeare.
I request a Uk/Fr with some angst please? For once, it's time for Arthur to be the one who's romantic...
Notes
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I've seen plenty of fic/arts with various characters wearing America's jacket and that sort of thing really pushes this anons buttons so I'd like to see America himself get a chance to be in on the action. So I'd love to see America decked out in Russia's long coat.
Fic/Arts/Both doesn't matter. Time period doesn't matter either really -- younger America, WWII America, Cold War America, Modern America anything will do.
Bonus: If there's plot and it has a romantic or UST flavor to it.
Bonus the Second: America puts on the coat himself for whatever reason when he thinks there's no one around and gets caught.
- WORLD: TALKING PENISES
Now that I have your attention (and yes, the title is related to the request).
I'm fairly sure someone here must know one of the most well-loved yaoi mangas out there, Chinko no Tsubuyaki aka Chintsubu.
The, ahem, plot, goes like this: during an accident in a school trip, Toride, who has always loved his classmate Ayase, goes in a coma because he protected him. But his feelings for Ayase were so strong, that his spirit, while out of his body, ended up... on Ayase's penis. Now, Ayase's penis, against all logic, has a life of its own, and Ayase and Toride get into a lovey-dovey relationship (with the latter body's still on a coma).
But they were not the only ones affected. Iwabuchi and Kamiya, two guys with a strained relationship, also got something out of it. Their penises now have the personality of the other. Stern penis!Iwabuchi now tries to help playboy Kamiya... and, penis!Kamiya, a big, deredere crybaby, unlike this very tsundere body, is being pampered with costumes and clothing by Iwabuchi.
So their quest to get rid of such a weird situation begins.
The manga is even crazier, funnier and more wonderful than this summary, believe me. If you ever need a laugh, I heartily recommend it.
So, you probably know where I'm going. Whether you know the manga and you want to attempt to follow the plot, or just give me talking penises with someone else's personality, go for it.
Human names, Nation names, AU or canon, whatever.
Preferred pairings are Spain/S. Italy, Germany/N. Italy, UK/US, France/Canada, Greece/Japan, Sweden/Finland, but of course you don't have to include them all. :3
Oh, and if you can manage Gilbert and Awesomecock *cough* in there, I'll love you forever 8D. Feel free to throw him switching penises with someone unexpected and lulzy.
reCaptcha: jinx stiff. oh lol.
- AMERICA, JAPAN: SAKE BOMBING
SAKE BOMB!!
Dumb-LI!Anon wants to see some drunken luvin between Alfred and Kiku, after a long night of Sake Bombing.
Bonus: Alfred gets weepy because he's reminded of the "other" bombs.
- GERMANY/VENEZIANO/GERMANY, SPAIN/ROMANO/SPAIN: THE NEWLYWEDS GAME
Germany and N. Italy vs. Spain and S. Italy
Bonus: Prussia is the host.
Bonus 2: To everyone's surprise, Spain and Romano totally kick Germany and Veneziano's asses.
- HUNGARY: DIRTY HUNGARIAN PHRASE BOOK
Was watching Monty Python on youtube, and happened upon their sketch entitled "The Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YYM209GJoE&feature=related
If the link doesn't work, the video basically features a Hungarian going around London and relying on his English-Hungarian phrasebook to negotiate the city - except all the ordinary Hungarian phrases have been mistranslated into ... rather questionable (and terribly inaccurate) english
(e.g. The hungarian phrase "can you direct me to the railway station" is here translated as the english phrase, "please fondle my bum")!
tl;dr -
Kind anons, this anon hopes someone might be inspired to write something featuring the "Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook".
I have no preference whether you want to recreate this scene, or to just have Elizabeta travelling around London and bumping into embarrassed!stiff-upper-lip Arthur. With some Hungary/UK interaction, of course, - can be flirting, or just humorous conversation, or sex.
BONUS: Manage to include this line, from 2:00 minutes into the video: "Drop your panties, Sir Arthur, I cannot wait till lunchtime!"
Bonus 2: Unlike her Monty Python counterpart, Hungary knows exactly what she's saying - but does it on purpose.
Thank you ♥
- RUSSIA, LITHUANIA, LATVIA: HORROR AND PUNISHMENT
I'm kind of bored and would like to request some horror story, like Latvia made a mistake and got caught by Russia and to making things worse, Russia was forcing Lithuania to give his youngest brother horrid punishment while Russia is enjoys watching.
Any kinds of punishment, your choice.
Bonus: Comfort at the end.
- BELARUS, ENGLAND: SUMMONING RUSSIA
Belarus threatening England to summon Russia for her.
Bonus points: Summoning at Bella's house in a 'special room'?
(re-captcha: Lonely stalking.)
- AMERICA, WORLD: ACCENTS
Americans love foreign accents. This is an undeniable fact. It doesn't necessarily matter from where, if you've got a suave accent and use it - the American will think you're the cutest or the sexiest thing ever and melt in the palm of your hand.
I would like fic on America getting utterly turned on by other countries' accents. Epic bonus if someone (anon leaves it up to filler) catches on and abuses this "power."
Any accents would do. But this anon hopes for the UK English, French, and Russian accents. I wouldn't mind German and Chinese in there, either.
But this anon will give up their soul for the Aussie accent (God we love Aussie accents).
ReCaptcha says "joie people" - I dunno about you guys, but I'll be happy if I get a fill.
- WORLD: ARRANGED MARRIAGES SUCK... MAYBE
So nation A has to marry nation B for the good of his country, but he's totally not thrilled about it. A thinks B is a total loser and really wants nothing to do with him. Nation B, however, is rather taken with A and does his best to make A like him. It takes work, but eventually, B does manage to sweep A off his feet. Make it fluffy, anon!
Obvious pairings for this would be Spamano, USUK or SuFin (hey, even if they're obvious, I still love them <3), though OP could also go for some RussiaxPrussia, RomexGermania or TurkeyxGreece.
- CHINA: MPREG
The wonderful Post Secret fill author has me wanting China mpreg. Just because pregnant!China being all doting parent strikes me as cutest thing ever.
- RUSSIA: NATIONAL ANTHEM
Today, at the age of 96, Sergey Mikhalkov, author of the Russian Anthem, died.
I'd like to see a fill about Russia revolving around this fact, regarding the anthem, its meaning, and Russia reflecting about things, his past, his history, and such.
How would he feel for the death of that man?
i don't ask for pairings or anything, although if you want to, you're free to add one (not Russia/America) but i am just asking for Russia's reactions and feelings.
- AMERICA, ROMANO, VENEZIANO: VISITING AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT
I LOL'd at this part of American comic John Pinette's routine, where he compares the food of France and Italy, and then relates eating at an actual Italian restaurant after weeks of French food.
Anons, make this happen Hetalia-style.
I'd like a group of nations, any of them will do but America must be included, going to Italy for some good Italian food after weeks of French food. The Italies are running the restaurant and pushing food like no tomorrow. Hilarity ensues.
Bonus 01: Following the events as the comic said it closely. Like how one Nation (the skinny one, "Timmy") died from overeating or how the Italians keep bringing out food.
Bonus 02: A reference to Italia Angel ("And that's when I heard the angels")
- PRUSSIA/AUSTRIA/PRUSSIA: SMASHING HIS GUITAR
Austria smashing Prussia's electric guitar.
Prussia is awkwardly turned on by this
- ENGLAND/ROMANO: REVERSE POLARITY
England/S.Italy, the catch being their sheer Tsundere cancels each other's out, resulting in the most lovey-dovey couple you will ever see.
- AMERICA, CANADA: LOST IN EUROPE
The 17th century was an eventful decade.
According to wiki:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/17th_century
The first British colony in North America was settled in 1607 and Quebec City was founded by France in 1608. So Around this time Matthew and Alfred had no real interaction with each other until after that century. I can picture that in the time before they met each other, they were told by their father figures not to trust each other, that "He was raised by that awful Angleterre/frog!"
So, while not alot of big stuff was happening with either colony, Asia and all over Europe spent the 17th century having wars, famines, and the like.
So finally onto my request, say England/France takes Alfred/Matthew, respectively, for a visit to Europe and the two somehow end up meeting and then have the misfortune to end up lost from their 'fathers', now having to stick together, and bump into other nation(s) during a war or whatever. What happens to the two while with these/this other nation(s) is all up to Anon! I just want the two to find their way home again.
Bonus1: They somehow end up in Asia and/or Russia
Bonus2: at some point Alfred yells at Matthew "Would you stop speaking that ugly French?!" at the same time that Matthew yells at him "Would you stop speaking that ugly English?!"
Brownies and love to the amazing anon who fills this!
- AMERICA/ESTONIA: COMPUTERS
holy shit, page sixty? o__o
Alfred is just hopeless with computers and, for some reason, when Eduard uses all those big words, it is such a turn-on.
Run with it, anons. 8D
* GERMANY/VENEZIANO/GERMANY: GOURMET
You know how when Italy eats something that tastes bad an arrow points at him that says "gourmet"? Well, I think it'd be hilarious if that happened right after he gave Germany head >.>
Sorry if this has been requested before... I haven't seen it, and this image of hilarity wouldn't leave me alone.
- ENGLAND/CANADA: SPANKING
Remember that amazingly hot UK/US spanking fill from part 3? This one: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/3274.html?thread=3655882? So, I want a sequel in which UK spanks Canada. It's being kinda foreshadowes, after all. :D~
Bonus if Canada really is more vocal than America.
(no turning the tables or anything, 'k? I just want some hot pseudo-parental spanking with uber seme England.)
* WORLD: TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
Has http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ been requested yet?
I'm sorry if it has...
- OTHER/OTHER: KUMAJIRO IS A PIMP
Kumajiro double timing Hanatamago and Prussia's chick.
Bonus if Pierre and Australia's Koala are a couple LOL
- AMERICA/VIETNAM: BRUTAL
To be honest Anons...I am very dissapointed at the lack of AmericaxVietnam on the Meme...and am even more shocked that the few i've seen are fluffy...
That was a brutal war people.
So let's see some Brutal AmericaxVietnam.
Dark, non-con, first-time, hate-sex all synonyms here.
- AMERICA: HORRIFIED
HomophobicFundamentalist!America is shown every male nation he has ever known is gay, and is utterly horrified
- PRUSSIA/AUSTRIA, WORLD: TRUSTY ANIMAL COMPANIONS
While Nation A and Nation B are having sex, Nation A's trusty animal companion (Gilbird, Greece's cats, Kumajirou, etc.) decides it absolutely must have attention rite nao, leaving Nation B feeling embarrassed and awkward because he/she does not want to do things like that in front of anyone.
Anon prefers Prussia/Austria, but she's not particularly picky.
Bonus for Nation A actually stopping what he/she is doing to give attention to the trusty animal companion.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: EDGAR ALLAN POE
My demands are simple.
I want to see Alfred quoting Edgar Allan Poe.
Bonus: It's Yandere!America.
Bonus2: It doesn't need pairings, but I'll give my soul for Russia/America.
The rest is up to you, kind anons.
- RUSSIA: ANASTASIA
AU!fic about Russia during the Revolution, based around the myth that Anastasia survived the massacre of the Romanov family. :3 I personally love this myth, despite the fact it's not true, so...
I wanna see an AU!fic about Russia saving Anastasia's life somehow. I don't care how he does it, but since it's anon's personal headcanon that Ivan and Anastasia are pretty close, I want to see him find a way to save her life despite being involved in the deaths of the rest of her family.
Bonus for the following: Not exactly wanting to aid in the Romanov killings, hints of Ivan/Anastasia (fluff, comfort, smut, whatever. She's a teenager during the Revolution, so it's not too creepy...), maybe a flashfoward to Ivan looking after Anastasia's kids, who don't know anything about their heritage or anything.
Really, anything goes. :3
- SEALAND/ENGLAND: TAKING ADVANTAGE
Sealand walks in on England during one of his masturbation marathons, takes advantage, England bottoms.
* ENGLAND/BELARUS, ENGLAND/UKRAINE, ENGLAND/TAIWAN: PROSTITUTES
Request either Belarus, Ukraine or Taiwan as a prostitute and England as thier client.
* WORLD: SERIAL KILLER MEETS NATION
Anon is on WTF mode today.
Just imagine; England not knowing he's having a drink with Jack the Ripper just a few hours before his final kill. Or America meeting the Manson family. pretty much the nations getting a glimpse of the mind of their famous killers before they strike. The nation getting killed is optional, as well as them knowing but are unable to tell anyone.
Which country and which killer depends on you. But please, no sex *is shot*.
- WORLD: YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO DINNER (OR YOU WERE)
Ok, So there I was reading prompts when I saw this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpMkRIXhLH0&feature=PlayList&p=9E65CB460BF9C131
And thus, this mindchild was born:
One day, during WWII the Italies invite the Allies over for dinner. Germany finds out. Thinking they're betraying him, he invades Italy a few days before the arranged dinner date.
Cut to modern times, and the former Axis Powers and the Allied Forces are invited to the Italys' house for lunch.
Bonus) They are just as pushy as John Pinette says they are.
Bonus 2) This is everyone's first time to come to Italy's house to eat. They've never accepted a meal until now!!
Bonus 3)The Italies, tired of war, were planning to either feed the Alies to death, before Germany invaded, or poison them - a little something Romano picked up from Spain and the Borgia family (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Borgia).
* CHINA, WORLD: OMEGLE
Yeah...I don't know if anyone has heard of Omegle.com...basically it's where you're in an anonymous chat room with someone (*coughPEDOScough*), and it's all over the world. A lot of people I've come across in this are from China, sooo...
CHINA ON OMEGLE, CYBERING WITH AN ANON. Not an anon from the Kink meme, although that would be lulzworthy~, but an anonymous NATION (didn't see THAT coming did you!).
BONUS: It's not Japan, Russia, S. Korea or any of the ones you'd expect on the other end. Remember: CRACK IS THE KEY.
BONUS 2: The whole a/s/l thing...remember, China doesn't know it's a country, so they're thinking "So these are how they act at their homes~aru!?!" But is still getting turned on.
Oh, and for safety of the other anons, if you reeeally feel the need to go on that site, be careful. *THE MORE YOU KNOW.*
- SEALAND/AMERICA: YOU CAN BUY ANYTHING OVER THE NET
Sealand buys the rights to America's viginity off of the internet.
America. Must. Bottom.
Anything else is a go♥
* GREECE AND HIS PAST LAYS
Since Greece is known its sexlife, I'd like to have a fic of Greece reminiscing of his past lays with all the other nations.
- ESTONIA/LATVIA: "MAKE IT FEEL GOOD"
"Make me feel good, Eduard."
Russia is OUT of the picture.
Bonus 1: Raivis begging for it.
Bonus 2: It's their first time together (not their first time ever, though).
Bonus 3: They call each other "brother", adding a hint of dirtybadwrong to it.
I'm counting on you, anon!
- WORLD: THE BEST BIG BROTHERS AND THEIR CHIBI BROS
Inspired by this: http://s625.photobucket.com/albums/tt331/Sayano/Axis%20Powers%20Hetalia/?action=view¤t=Anime594.jpg
(Drunk) Brittania Angel strikes again! In the middle of a World Meeting, both Germany and America are turned into their baby forms. Of course, Prussia and England step up to take care of their cute "little brothers."
Problem: Both of them say they're the better big brother and their respective little brother is the cuter one. This means war!
As for baby!Germany and baby!America? They get along just fine and like playing together. And while their big brothers are too busy fighting, who's going to stop them from wandering off and making/landing in trouble?
*****
Anon would like England and Prussia fighting over their chibified brother/former colony. Meanwhile, baby!Germany and baby!America get into antics of their own that may require some big brother intervention.
Anon definitely wants baby!Germany and baby!America. But the filler does not have to follow the picture and chibify Romano, Japan, and France. (I actually wouldn't mind some older!Canada/baby!America interaction.)
I'd like fluff, cuteness, and more anons. Please make it happen!
BONUS01: Baby!America takes an extraordinary liking to someone unexpected. Think Russia, China, Turkey, Norway, Finland, Belarus, or Ukraine.
BONUS02: Baby!Germany adores Hungary, who wants to keep him and make a family with Austria.
BONUS03: Switzerland is tsundere for cute babies.
BONUS04: One of the Asians and Spain take lots of pictures and puts the babies in many different cute outfits.
SUPER BONUS: To complete the Bad Brother Trio: Denmark joins the fight, claiming baby!Sweden is the cutest one.
- AMERICA, CANADA, AUSTRALIA: ZOOOOOOOMMMBIIIIIIIIIIEEEEES
Now that I have your attention, I would like to see America, Canada and Australia beating up a truck load of zombie nations Shawn of the Dead style. North American bros can be super twin like or they can be romantic or whatever. (I prefer Alfred topping Mattie.) Funny please no angsttttttttt.
BONUSES
1. America tries to act all HERO like protecting his bros when in reality he is scared out of his mind.
2. Canada knocks Russia's head off and America thinks it's sexayyy
3. America uses a baseball bat, Canada uses a hockey stick, Australia uses a cricket bat
Human names would work best, but it's up to you anon.
Internets and my dog goes to anon who fills.
- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: ACCENT KINK, COLORADO STYLE
So it is this Anons head cannon that America wakes up with a different regional accent everyday (if hes out of the country), or it adapts to which state hes in that day.
And Ive always seen requests where poor England is hopelessly addicted to America's accent EVEN if he cant understand a damn word hes saying! Even this Ameri!Anon has problems understanding people from Anons own country! For specific reasons though ... This Anon is from Colorado.
This is the Request, to sate this anons state pride
The Colorado accent is well THE DISTINCT LACK OF ANY REGIONAL ACCENT. Plain and simple Colorado is indeed considered to be the region of the purest(basic/simplest form of) American English. No slight accent, no regional influeces, nothing. Just plain straight up English.
So What does England think when he can finally, Understands. Every. Single. Word. That. America. Says? Is he amazed by his very sexy unaccented voice? Does it freak him the hell out? Either way I think Englad would love it just as much as all the rest. But still it'd be quite the surprise one day.
No preference actually for human or country names, and no preference on US/UK or UK/US, and as always, the golden rule, Sex not required but always Appriciated! I hope this request isnt too long ~
b1: They're actually visiting Colorado, for whatever reason ~ Thoooooooooogh Im not seriously gonna be picky
b2: America actually is so used to always having some fun accent that when it comes to his Colorado accent he gets rather bored. But England maybe changes his mind a bit?
- CANADA/VENEZIANO: MAKE IT WORK
please don't kill me, but... after seeing that cute fill of America and Italy together, now...
I'd really want to see how it would work out. I want to see Canada and Italy.
yes, in a relationship. yes, it's crack. and yes, I know it shouldn't work out. But I want to see it working out. somehow.
I don't know how, if it's a vacation and things go from here, if they bond over something, if italy notices canada and his bear and wants to play and canada feels elated someone remembers who he is... if canada, used to being ignored, is actually considerate of italy and doesn't think he's stupid, and looks under the appearance.
I don't really know, i just want a sweet, Canada/Italy. smut is very optional, not required, but I'd like Canada topping if that was the case.
Bonus - I'd like france being surprised at first, then going all the way to make it happen, because he is older brother of both of them and thinks they're terribly cute together.
Bonus x2 - Romano keeps thinking italy is with america and is NOT amused and NOT ok.
- WORLD: GETTING PISSED
I've recently seen the top ten drinking nations in the world which are, from top to bottom, Ireland, Finland, England, Russia, Australia, Denmark, Germany, Czech Republic, Italy and lastly France. What this anon would like to see is these nations going out the night before a world meeting and getting pissed.
Bonus points for crack pairings, Russia and Ireland having a drinking contest, nations arguing whose booze is better, the more mischievous nations going and painting the city red or at least the world meeting hall and finally hangover morning in which America is far too energetic at the world meeting in the morning which we all know is due to all the starbucks coffee running through his veins
* ENGLAND/FRANCE: WITH SOME ANGST
"Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk"
Quote from Shakespeare.
I request a Uk/Fr with some angst please? For once, it's time for Arthur to be the one who's romantic...
Notes
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