Sunday, 9th August, 2009
* ENGLAND, CANADA: POUTING
Time for crack. And I this doesn't offend anyone. I LOVE YOU CANADIANS AND CANADA. I REALLY DO.
Here's the request:
Canada got his independence by talking to England while pouting a lot. Thing is, he isn't aware of it. So England goes 'Stop pouting' and Canada is all 'I'm not pouting' while he pouts. And in the end, Canada really gets his independence by pouting.
Imma go to hell now, kthxbai.
- SPAIN/ENGLAND/SPAIN: MENDING RELATIONS
Looking through the foreign relations on Wiki between Spain and England, anon sees quite a history between this two. France has been on the opposite and beside England throughout the centuries; Spain mostly on England's opposite.
Thus... Spain and England working towards mending their relations. They could already been in a relationship, or just beginning. Something domestic, or generally hanging out with each other without the animosity. Smut not necessary but appreciated.
Anon is digging for in-depth fill between them.
Bonus: England initiates the first step.
- FINLAND/SWEDEN: MILITARY KINK
Inspired by a throwaway remark in another story -
Finland/Sweden, Sweden has a "warrior" kink (by which I mean a broader sense than just "military" kink - it can include any irregular fighting force, eg guerrilla fighters, Viking-era sea marauders, etc, as well as the regular national armed force).
BONUS if it ties into Finland being a crazy effective sniper and/or currently doing biathlons.
- CUBA/CANADA: COMBING HIS HAIR
Cuba and Canada are having fun hanging out at Canada's house when something happens to upset Canada (I can see Alfred being the cause of it, but it's up to anon). Although Canada tries to put the event behind him so that he can continue to be a good host to Cuba, he's really bothered. Cuba asks if there's anything he can do to help so Canada shyly requests that Cuba wash and comb through his hair for him. It's what France always did to help him calm down as a child, and hey, hair that fabulous and silky doesn't maintain itself. Cuba is slightly nervous at first but when he sees the magic the process works on Canada's frayed nerves, he starts to enjoy it, too.
OP is looking for cute hurt/comfort of the C/C variety rather than smut, please.
* PRUSSIA: HIS REVIVAL
There have been a lot of fics recently about the downfall of Prussia - getting amnesia fading away, getting snubbed at the world meetings, etc. So! In deference to the AWESOME that is Prussia (and because I'm a sucker for happy endings) I would like to see - the Revival of Prussia.
I'd like to see a fic where Prussia makes a comeback. Where he's on the brink of fading away, and suddenly - I want to see Prussia with a people and a country and him being so incredulously, joyfully alive and insanely protective of his citizens. No angst, please - I don't want to see Ludwig having to get hurt or anything and Gilbo taking over.
Bonus: If this all takes place in a World Meeting - Gilbo is on the verge of transparency, and then he's suddenly, vividly alive...
- WORLD: BASED ON THE ADMIRAL'S GHOST
I'd like to see someone write a fic based around/inspired by Noyes' classic poem 'The Admiral's Ghost'. (link: http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-admiral-s-ghost/)
I tell you a tale to-night
Which a seaman told to me,
With eyes that gleamed in the lanthorn light
And a voice as low as the sea...
Nelson was just-a Ghost!
You may laugh! But the Devonshire men
They knew that he'd come when England called,
And they know that he'll come again.
- WORLD, HUNGARY: CUNNILINGUS KINK
So, this anon has got a huge cunnilingus kink.
Here’s the request:
The girl nations are having a kind of sleepover and get to talking about which male nation has the most talented tongue and Hungary is naturally biased and says Austria, while all the other girls are talking about their experiences with several of the male nations. They then dare Hungary to try out other male nations to see who is the best with their tongue.
B: the person who she deems the best is someone she’d least expect
B2: they make her achieve multiple orgasms
I’m not too picky with pairings, but I’d prefer to see her receiving from male nations she usually isn’t paired with (like England, France, Norway, Japan, etc.) Can be as many nations as anon wants. Hell, I’m encouraging multiple fills.
I just really want some hot cunnilingus action ;o;
* WORLD, FINLAND: GLOBAL SYMPHONY
I was watching http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC4FAyg64OI today and started to think of Hetalia, which gave me the thought/idea .. Wouldn't the nations all be able to play at least one instrument fairly well? We know that Austria can, but since the nations live so long, they're bound to pick up something like music, right?
So, anon would love to see a fic involving Hetalia characters and them playing music. It doesn't have to be them playing a symphony or anything together- it can be as simple as little snippets of fics, showing them playing, and all that good stuff. Or it can be something completely different... As long as it involves them playing different instruments. C:
Bonus if Finland plays the flute ~
- LATVIA/RUSSIA
I would like to see Latvia topping Russia. The rest is up to you.
* WORLD: CAVITY INDUCING FLUFF
the prompt is simple: Five Times Nation A told Nation B 'I love you'
be it spontaneous, totally uncalled for, or one of those totally cliche confessions, I DON'T CARE.
crack pairings, popular pairings, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes. REALLY. WHATEVER YOU WANT ANON. just make it really fucking adorable.
here's some inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3lWHpBXrB0 ;w;
- AMERICA/OTHER: SARAH PALIN
Sarah Palin as Alfred's "crazy ex-girlfriend" as inspired by this political cartoon: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/fireflye/beattie.jpg
Bonus: Them having a Belarus-Russia situation going. I'd love to see that
- AMERICA/BRAZIL: SO WHO WAS IT, THE WRIGHT BROTHERS OR SANTOS DUMONT?
ARGH THIS IS SO BIG!!!! *is ded*
I don't know people outside Brazil know this, but there's a big fight over the invention of the airplane. The USA says that the Wright Brothers did it first. But Brazil says it was Santos Dumont.
This anon wants Alfred and OC!Brazil fighting over it (as both countries are very proud of their respective inventors)
Bonus 1:Alfred overhears Brazil crying to Canada about how he(Alfred) is an asshole and gets madder.
Bonus 2:During a particular nasty fight, Brazil pisses him off leering over the fact that he was one of the least-affected countries by the economical crisis, and Alfred punches him so hard he's sent flying through the walls of the UN. Guilty!Al ensues.
BONUS-AWESOMER-THAN-PRUSSIA: Brazil was only fighting to get Alfred's attention. He missed his cousin very much, 'cause he was constantly with the European nations, and nothing he'd tried seemed to get Al to play with him again.
- AMERICA, ENGLAND, CANADA, FRANCE: THEY'RE DEVILISH MONSTERS
...as an evil devilish monster.
Anon, thro a certain fill I'm working on, has realized I have a thing for cute baby!America being in dark, twisted, EVIL stories as the tormentor of England.
Need a dark tragic story with baby!America plz! I'll even take AU, but bonus points for keeping it in canon. Just need to see baby!America making his Iggy cry going to the dark side.
Bonus for evil!baby!Canada and terrified!France.
Well there goes my karma...
- RUSSIA: ADMIRING HIS BODY
So anon is terrible at articulating requests (though not as bad as tha Magical girl! named valkyrie!Canada request. that was bad).
BUT she wants to see someone really appreciating Russia's looks. Namely the length and grace of his body.
No, hear me out!
Anon knows he is generally considered to be really gigantic and big-boned, which isn't really anon's cup of tea but whatev, but she also knows that Russia is a nation of figure skating, dance and martial arts, so she wants to see another nation noticing and loving that elegent and graceful side of him.
- GERMANY/FINLAND: FORMULA ONE
Germany/Finland, sex after watching a Formula One race.
- JAPAN/TAIWAN: LOVE STORY
Music!Porn!Fic? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHxXaY7NR3w&feature=related
- RUSSIA/PRUSSIA, GERMANY: FABERGE EGGS
Supposedly only 69 of the 105 falberge eggs survived, but I think Russia stole the ones that are unaccounted for. I don't know why, but I want to see him try to woo Prussia with the pretty pretty eggs and Germany freaking out and locking his brother up in his house. We've seen all the other over-protective younger brothers freaking out, why not Germany? Bonus if Germany found out from Austria, whom Prussia passed the eggs on to offhandedly (because we all know Prussia only accepts weapons, like those toledo swords from Spain, as gifts).
- POLAND/LITHUANIA/POLAND: GENDERBENDER AND PREGNANCY
girl!Poland/Lithuania, something to do with having a baby. pregnant-sex, fluff, an epic spanning nine months, anything. pretty please?
- PRUSSIA: HE'S A SHE
Gilbert, born the personification of the Teutonic Knights...more specifically, the female personification. Only, she was raised as a he by the knights she traveled with for obvious reasons. Later on, somewhere in her teens the title of Grand Master of her order gets transferred to the Hapsburgs so she's made to go live with Roderich. Oh dear...
(suddenly the knights of her order are trying to keep her and her new 'boss' in separate rooms at all times...and she has no idea why...)
- CANADA, ENGLAND, AMERICA: IT STARTED WITH A QUILT
For Canada's birthday England gives him a quilt. Canada has a breakdown and starts whimpers whenever Englands in the same room as him. America helps Canada get better.
* ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: COMFORT SEX
England and America's new baby (I'm thinking Oregon, just because s/he was 'born' on February 14, Valentine's Day) is born a bit premature. One parent is anxious over the little state's sickliness, while the other parent is trying to be reassuring. This leads to comfortsex.
- DENMARK/ICELAND: ANGST WITH A HAPPY ENDING
Denmark/Iceland. Anon would like this very very much. Anon would also like something dark and twisty and plot-y and not just a small fill. I want something sad, about Iceland's inability to realize that he could possibly mean anything to anybody, since he hasn't ever before. I want Denmark having conflicts about being a player and being tied down, especially to somebody quiet and plain like Iceland. I want angst. I want drunken hate sex. I want Denmark thinking of other people. I want hollow, lifeless Iceland not caring but really caring so much it scares him. But most of all I want these two unlikely nations to fall in love hard and for this bad boy to have a sappy, wishy-washy, happier-than-a-kid-at-Disneyworld ending. If an author!anon can do it, I will gladly give them the souls of all of my children and my grandma. Please and thank you.
- AMERICA, ENGLAND, RUSSIA, CANADA, OTHER: REALITY TV CONTESTANTS
Anon had a very slow day at work today and had nothing better to do than watch trashy reality dating shows.
I'd like to see America on one of these looking for love (ala Tia Tequila, I Love New York, Flavor of Love, etc). Cat fights and subtly-sexual competitions are a must. Also, feel free to put in relationships between some of the contestants. (Russia/Lithuania is the only pairing I have a squick for, so none of that, please)
Bonus: Include England, Russia, and Canada as contestants. Feel free to add any others you want.
Super Bonus: Include Tony in whhatever way you see fit.
- AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND: KIWI INVASION
Shove along and make place for me in hell plz.
It is our Australian duty to mildly loathe our New Zealand Neighbours so I want a kink....
About the New Zealand invasion. Inspired by this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AIppqNePdM
It can be any nation you want. As long as New Zealand is pummelled to the ground 8D
Because no one likes a sheepshagger XD
Recaptcha: top-40 astounds. Yea it does I listen to it every night
- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: THE BEST SHOW EVER
Okay, guys, where's all good America/England?
So, basically, we have two things.
1) This picture: http://i27.tinypic.com/2016yg.jpg
and
2) America/England. BUT ENGLAND IS TOPPING FROM THE BOTTOM.
It clearly says: 'It's show time', isn't it? So let's make England giving America THE BEST SHOW EVER.
BONUS IF: America is handcuffed, bounded, I don't know, but in the end England lets him do whatever he wants, in other words, he lets America to SCREW HIM LIKE NO TOMORROW.
Please.
* ANYONE/AMERICA, WORLD: YANDERE HAS AN OBSESSIVE LOVE FOR AMERICA
A Nation is deeply and obsessively in love with America. For whatever reason (shyness, bad history, Alfred's geography!fail, or they hide it very well, IDK), neither Alfred or anyone else knows about it. The obsession gets worse when they think Alfred is getting too close to someone else.
This Nation can't take it anymore and drugs Alfred, so they could have at least one night together even if Alfred doesn't remember. One night turns into two, into three...and the yandere also gets increasingly possessive. They love Alfred and is the only one he needs, why does he does he bother with all those worthless others?
Then Alfred, after mentioning to the others his concern over "missing days and nights," disappears.
How it ends - with a creepy sad ending or a rescue - is up to anon.
Kinks: yandere love, dub/non-con, drug-use, mind-games, kidnapping, suspense, plz! The yandere could be anyone.
BONUS 1: Alfred suffers noticeable after-effects the day after the drug is used. Think loss of memory, soreness, dizziness, fatigue, loss of appetite or weight, etc.
BONUS 2: The yandere is unapologetic. They have a justification for every action they take, even if it doesn't make any logical sense.
* RUSSIA/AMERICA: MOVIE NIGHT
Russia/America, movie night. Preferably inspired by this amazing comic, http://i32.tinypic.com/332wlqb.png <3
- ANYONE/FRANCE/ANYONE, WORLD: BUTTERFLY TRAMP STAMP
France wakes up with butterfly tramp stamp that he isn't aware of. World meeting, everyone sees it and wants a piece of that.
Bonus points if Francis is sick of all the advances at the end of the day (there's only so much raunchiness even he can take).
- RUSSIA: MASTERBATING WITH HIS PIPE
I've seen alot of fun things happening with Russia's pipe, but I don't believe I've seen him fucking himself with it.
So Russia masturbating with his pipe, please.
- GREECE/ENGLAND: FIRE
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/hero-greek-woman-set-english-plumbers-genitals-on-fire-1854961.html
That is all
- TAIWAN/JAPAN: HAPPY AND FLUFFY
Happy, fluffy, WAFF, consensual sex with some cute cuddling afterglow please.
...OP!Anon is personally tired from weird nasty shit...:(
- AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: HE'S AN AWESOME OLDER BROTHER
I'm sure England (and probably France and Spain, and well, it depends where you stand on the Canada debate) would say that America is a very annoying younger brother.
...But Anon has a picture in her head that America makes an awesome older brother. And he has plenty of younger siblings (mostly because he has so many older brothers/dads, admittedly). So I want America being a *good* elder brother: not mindlessly destructive/possessive/smothering/crazy-annoying like he often is in fics. You know, Big Brother Mentor/helpery and all that rather then Big Brother Complex.
Anon likes her incest, so if you want to slip that in (younger initiating it, I don't give a hell who tops), anon totally approves. But no 'must': something totally platonic is great!
- FRANCE/ENGLAND: NAKED MASSAGE
How about this: France giving England a massage... wait for it... naked! And not just him, the BOTH of them!
Bonus if England tries to refuse at first but quickly gives in, reluctantly liking it ^_^
- SPAIN/ROMANO: BROKEN!ROMANO
I have recently read BrokenEngland/America and BrokenAmerica/England fics.
I would like to see it with Spain/Romano. Which means, a broken Romano with Spain healing him.
I only ask that Romano is at least in his teenage years. Sex and even broken Spain is the writer's choice.
This pairing is seriously under-appreciated.
- AMERICA/FRANCE: SEXUAL TEASING
America/France.
I want Alfred to tie Francis up and sexually tease the hell out of him.
And eventually screw him, of course, but yeah.
My only bonus is that somehow Francis is still as in-character as you can think of him to be in such a situation.
I don't know how you'd do it, but if you pulled it off, you can have EVERYTHINGYOUEVERWANTEDASHJKFDH. That I can provide of course.
- PRUSSIA/GERMANY, GERMANY/VENEZIANO: COCK RINGS
anon doesn't think this has been posted before
Anon wants a cock ring on a nation
That nation preferably Germany (for germancest) or Italy (for GerIta) or both *coughs*
bonus
1) it gets put on early morning, taken off sometime at night
2) they have to attend the world summit with a raging hard on
3) who ever tops (prussia or germany depending on pairing) doesn't take the ring off intil their coupling is almost finished oh god the torture
- SWITZERLAND/PRUSSIA/AUSTRIA: ONE ROOM, ONE BED, ONE LOCK, ONE NIGHT
Everybody loves a good foe-yay filled pairing, right? So, someone kidnaps Austria, Prussia and Switzerland and locks them in a room together for one night. This room has only one bed, one unopenable window, a speaker blaring love songs all night and a very conspicuous security camera in the corner.
I'd prefer if sex ALMOST happens but doesn't, to the frustration of the fangirls/Hungary. Bonus if Prussia makes Austria sleep on the floor, and then has a massive fight with Switzy over the bed.
- WORLD/OTHER: THEY FALL FOR A NORMAL CITIZEN
I hope this hasn't been done yet...
So the other night, this anon had the most wonderful dream where Alfred and this anon were both in love with each other. Let's just say it was very cold and Alfred made this anon oh so warm. Especially with "Florida".
And it made me wonder. What would happen if a nation was in love with one of it's ordinary citizens? What would the other nations think? Would they worry? Try to warn that nation? After all, nations live much longer than the average human. Sadness? Heartbreak? Bring it on.
Bonus: Sexy time.
SuperBonus: A friend of the nation interupts during the sexy time and is the first to find out about the relationship. Then they tell the rest of the nations.
SuperExtraBonus: Friend of the nation gets jealous and tries to split them up.
reCaptcha: meiji lah? haha
Notes
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Time for crack. And I this doesn't offend anyone. I LOVE YOU CANADIANS AND CANADA. I REALLY DO.
Here's the request:
Canada got his independence by talking to England while pouting a lot. Thing is, he isn't aware of it. So England goes 'Stop pouting' and Canada is all 'I'm not pouting' while he pouts. And in the end, Canada really gets his independence by pouting.
Imma go to hell now, kthxbai.
- SPAIN/ENGLAND/SPAIN: MENDING RELATIONS
Looking through the foreign relations on Wiki between Spain and England, anon sees quite a history between this two. France has been on the opposite and beside England throughout the centuries; Spain mostly on England's opposite.
Thus... Spain and England working towards mending their relations. They could already been in a relationship, or just beginning. Something domestic, or generally hanging out with each other without the animosity. Smut not necessary but appreciated.
Anon is digging for in-depth fill between them.
Bonus: England initiates the first step.
- FINLAND/SWEDEN: MILITARY KINK
Inspired by a throwaway remark in another story -
Finland/Sweden, Sweden has a "warrior" kink (by which I mean a broader sense than just "military" kink - it can include any irregular fighting force, eg guerrilla fighters, Viking-era sea marauders, etc, as well as the regular national armed force).
BONUS if it ties into Finland being a crazy effective sniper and/or currently doing biathlons.
- CUBA/CANADA: COMBING HIS HAIR
Cuba and Canada are having fun hanging out at Canada's house when something happens to upset Canada (I can see Alfred being the cause of it, but it's up to anon). Although Canada tries to put the event behind him so that he can continue to be a good host to Cuba, he's really bothered. Cuba asks if there's anything he can do to help so Canada shyly requests that Cuba wash and comb through his hair for him. It's what France always did to help him calm down as a child, and hey, hair that fabulous and silky doesn't maintain itself. Cuba is slightly nervous at first but when he sees the magic the process works on Canada's frayed nerves, he starts to enjoy it, too.
OP is looking for cute hurt/comfort of the C/C variety rather than smut, please.
* PRUSSIA: HIS REVIVAL
There have been a lot of fics recently about the downfall of Prussia - getting amnesia fading away, getting snubbed at the world meetings, etc. So! In deference to the AWESOME that is Prussia (and because I'm a sucker for happy endings) I would like to see - the Revival of Prussia.
I'd like to see a fic where Prussia makes a comeback. Where he's on the brink of fading away, and suddenly - I want to see Prussia with a people and a country and him being so incredulously, joyfully alive and insanely protective of his citizens. No angst, please - I don't want to see Ludwig having to get hurt or anything and Gilbo taking over.
Bonus: If this all takes place in a World Meeting - Gilbo is on the verge of transparency, and then he's suddenly, vividly alive...
- WORLD: BASED ON THE ADMIRAL'S GHOST
I'd like to see someone write a fic based around/inspired by Noyes' classic poem 'The Admiral's Ghost'. (link: http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-admiral-s-ghost/)
I tell you a tale to-night
Which a seaman told to me,
With eyes that gleamed in the lanthorn light
And a voice as low as the sea...
Nelson was just-a Ghost!
You may laugh! But the Devonshire men
They knew that he'd come when England called,
And they know that he'll come again.
- WORLD, HUNGARY: CUNNILINGUS KINK
So, this anon has got a huge cunnilingus kink.
Here’s the request:
The girl nations are having a kind of sleepover and get to talking about which male nation has the most talented tongue and Hungary is naturally biased and says Austria, while all the other girls are talking about their experiences with several of the male nations. They then dare Hungary to try out other male nations to see who is the best with their tongue.
B: the person who she deems the best is someone she’d least expect
B2: they make her achieve multiple orgasms
I’m not too picky with pairings, but I’d prefer to see her receiving from male nations she usually isn’t paired with (like England, France, Norway, Japan, etc.) Can be as many nations as anon wants. Hell, I’m encouraging multiple fills.
I just really want some hot cunnilingus action ;o;
* WORLD, FINLAND: GLOBAL SYMPHONY
I was watching http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC4FAyg64OI today and started to think of Hetalia, which gave me the thought/idea .. Wouldn't the nations all be able to play at least one instrument fairly well? We know that Austria can, but since the nations live so long, they're bound to pick up something like music, right?
So, anon would love to see a fic involving Hetalia characters and them playing music. It doesn't have to be them playing a symphony or anything together- it can be as simple as little snippets of fics, showing them playing, and all that good stuff. Or it can be something completely different... As long as it involves them playing different instruments. C:
Bonus if Finland plays the flute ~
- LATVIA/RUSSIA
I would like to see Latvia topping Russia. The rest is up to you.
* WORLD: CAVITY INDUCING FLUFF
the prompt is simple: Five Times Nation A told Nation B 'I love you'
be it spontaneous, totally uncalled for, or one of those totally cliche confessions, I DON'T CARE.
crack pairings, popular pairings, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes. REALLY. WHATEVER YOU WANT ANON. just make it really fucking adorable.
here's some inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3lWHpBXrB0 ;w;
- AMERICA/OTHER: SARAH PALIN
Sarah Palin as Alfred's "crazy ex-girlfriend" as inspired by this political cartoon: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/fireflye/beattie.jpg
Bonus: Them having a Belarus-Russia situation going. I'd love to see that
- AMERICA/BRAZIL: SO WHO WAS IT, THE WRIGHT BROTHERS OR SANTOS DUMONT?
ARGH THIS IS SO BIG!!!! *is ded*
I don't know people outside Brazil know this, but there's a big fight over the invention of the airplane. The USA says that the Wright Brothers did it first. But Brazil says it was Santos Dumont.
This anon wants Alfred and OC!Brazil fighting over it (as both countries are very proud of their respective inventors)
Bonus 1:Alfred overhears Brazil crying to Canada about how he(Alfred) is an asshole and gets madder.
Bonus 2:During a particular nasty fight, Brazil pisses him off leering over the fact that he was one of the least-affected countries by the economical crisis, and Alfred punches him so hard he's sent flying through the walls of the UN. Guilty!Al ensues.
BONUS-AWESOMER-THAN-PRUSSIA: Brazil was only fighting to get Alfred's attention. He missed his cousin very much, 'cause he was constantly with the European nations, and nothing he'd tried seemed to get Al to play with him again.
- AMERICA, ENGLAND, CANADA, FRANCE: THEY'RE DEVILISH MONSTERS
...as an evil devilish monster.
Anon, thro a certain fill I'm working on, has realized I have a thing for cute baby!America being in dark, twisted, EVIL stories as the tormentor of England.
Need a dark tragic story with baby!America plz! I'll even take AU, but bonus points for keeping it in canon. Just need to see baby!America making his Iggy cry going to the dark side.
Bonus for evil!baby!Canada and terrified!France.
Well there goes my karma...
- RUSSIA: ADMIRING HIS BODY
So anon is terrible at articulating requests (though not as bad as tha Magical girl! named valkyrie!Canada request. that was bad).
BUT she wants to see someone really appreciating Russia's looks. Namely the length and grace of his body.
No, hear me out!
Anon knows he is generally considered to be really gigantic and big-boned, which isn't really anon's cup of tea but whatev, but she also knows that Russia is a nation of figure skating, dance and martial arts, so she wants to see another nation noticing and loving that elegent and graceful side of him.
- GERMANY/FINLAND: FORMULA ONE
Germany/Finland, sex after watching a Formula One race.
- JAPAN/TAIWAN: LOVE STORY
Music!Porn!Fic? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHxXaY7NR3w&feature=related
- RUSSIA/PRUSSIA, GERMANY: FABERGE EGGS
Supposedly only 69 of the 105 falberge eggs survived, but I think Russia stole the ones that are unaccounted for. I don't know why, but I want to see him try to woo Prussia with the pretty pretty eggs and Germany freaking out and locking his brother up in his house. We've seen all the other over-protective younger brothers freaking out, why not Germany? Bonus if Germany found out from Austria, whom Prussia passed the eggs on to offhandedly (because we all know Prussia only accepts weapons, like those toledo swords from Spain, as gifts).
- POLAND/LITHUANIA/POLAND: GENDERBENDER AND PREGNANCY
girl!Poland/Lithuania, something to do with having a baby. pregnant-sex, fluff, an epic spanning nine months, anything. pretty please?
- PRUSSIA: HE'S A SHE
Gilbert, born the personification of the Teutonic Knights...more specifically, the female personification. Only, she was raised as a he by the knights she traveled with for obvious reasons. Later on, somewhere in her teens the title of Grand Master of her order gets transferred to the Hapsburgs so she's made to go live with Roderich. Oh dear...
(suddenly the knights of her order are trying to keep her and her new 'boss' in separate rooms at all times...and she has no idea why...)
- CANADA, ENGLAND, AMERICA: IT STARTED WITH A QUILT
For Canada's birthday England gives him a quilt. Canada has a breakdown and starts whimpers whenever Englands in the same room as him. America helps Canada get better.
* ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: COMFORT SEX
England and America's new baby (I'm thinking Oregon, just because s/he was 'born' on February 14, Valentine's Day) is born a bit premature. One parent is anxious over the little state's sickliness, while the other parent is trying to be reassuring. This leads to comfortsex.
- DENMARK/ICELAND: ANGST WITH A HAPPY ENDING
Denmark/Iceland. Anon would like this very very much. Anon would also like something dark and twisty and plot-y and not just a small fill. I want something sad, about Iceland's inability to realize that he could possibly mean anything to anybody, since he hasn't ever before. I want Denmark having conflicts about being a player and being tied down, especially to somebody quiet and plain like Iceland. I want angst. I want drunken hate sex. I want Denmark thinking of other people. I want hollow, lifeless Iceland not caring but really caring so much it scares him. But most of all I want these two unlikely nations to fall in love hard and for this bad boy to have a sappy, wishy-washy, happier-than-a-kid-at-Disneyworld ending. If an author!anon can do it, I will gladly give them the souls of all of my children and my grandma. Please and thank you.
- AMERICA, ENGLAND, RUSSIA, CANADA, OTHER: REALITY TV CONTESTANTS
Anon had a very slow day at work today and had nothing better to do than watch trashy reality dating shows.
I'd like to see America on one of these looking for love (ala Tia Tequila, I Love New York, Flavor of Love, etc). Cat fights and subtly-sexual competitions are a must. Also, feel free to put in relationships between some of the contestants. (Russia/Lithuania is the only pairing I have a squick for, so none of that, please)
Bonus: Include England, Russia, and Canada as contestants. Feel free to add any others you want.
Super Bonus: Include Tony in whhatever way you see fit.
- AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND: KIWI INVASION
Shove along and make place for me in hell plz.
It is our Australian duty to mildly loathe our New Zealand Neighbours so I want a kink....
About the New Zealand invasion. Inspired by this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AIppqNePdM
It can be any nation you want. As long as New Zealand is pummelled to the ground 8D
Because no one likes a sheepshagger XD
Recaptcha: top-40 astounds. Yea it does I listen to it every night
- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: THE BEST SHOW EVER
Okay, guys, where's all good America/England?
So, basically, we have two things.
1) This picture: http://i27.tinypic.com/2016yg.jpg
and
2) America/England. BUT ENGLAND IS TOPPING FROM THE BOTTOM.
It clearly says: 'It's show time', isn't it? So let's make England giving America THE BEST SHOW EVER.
BONUS IF: America is handcuffed, bounded, I don't know, but in the end England lets him do whatever he wants, in other words, he lets America to SCREW HIM LIKE NO TOMORROW.
Please.
* ANYONE/AMERICA, WORLD: YANDERE HAS AN OBSESSIVE LOVE FOR AMERICA
A Nation is deeply and obsessively in love with America. For whatever reason (shyness, bad history, Alfred's geography!fail, or they hide it very well, IDK), neither Alfred or anyone else knows about it. The obsession gets worse when they think Alfred is getting too close to someone else.
This Nation can't take it anymore and drugs Alfred, so they could have at least one night together even if Alfred doesn't remember. One night turns into two, into three...and the yandere also gets increasingly possessive. They love Alfred and is the only one he needs, why does he does he bother with all those worthless others?
Then Alfred, after mentioning to the others his concern over "missing days and nights," disappears.
How it ends - with a creepy sad ending or a rescue - is up to anon.
Kinks: yandere love, dub/non-con, drug-use, mind-games, kidnapping, suspense, plz! The yandere could be anyone.
BONUS 1: Alfred suffers noticeable after-effects the day after the drug is used. Think loss of memory, soreness, dizziness, fatigue, loss of appetite or weight, etc.
BONUS 2: The yandere is unapologetic. They have a justification for every action they take, even if it doesn't make any logical sense.
* RUSSIA/AMERICA: MOVIE NIGHT
Russia/America, movie night. Preferably inspired by this amazing comic, http://i32.tinypic.com/332wlqb.png <3
- ANYONE/FRANCE/ANYONE, WORLD: BUTTERFLY TRAMP STAMP
France wakes up with butterfly tramp stamp that he isn't aware of. World meeting, everyone sees it and wants a piece of that.
Bonus points if Francis is sick of all the advances at the end of the day (there's only so much raunchiness even he can take).
- RUSSIA: MASTERBATING WITH HIS PIPE
I've seen alot of fun things happening with Russia's pipe, but I don't believe I've seen him fucking himself with it.
So Russia masturbating with his pipe, please.
- GREECE/ENGLAND: FIRE
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/hero-greek-woman-set-english-plumbers-genitals-on-fire-1854961.html
That is all
- TAIWAN/JAPAN: HAPPY AND FLUFFY
Happy, fluffy, WAFF, consensual sex with some cute cuddling afterglow please.
...OP!Anon is personally tired from weird nasty shit...:(
- AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: HE'S AN AWESOME OLDER BROTHER
I'm sure England (and probably France and Spain, and well, it depends where you stand on the Canada debate) would say that America is a very annoying younger brother.
...But Anon has a picture in her head that America makes an awesome older brother. And he has plenty of younger siblings (mostly because he has so many older brothers/dads, admittedly). So I want America being a *good* elder brother: not mindlessly destructive/possessive/smothering/crazy-annoying like he often is in fics. You know, Big Brother Mentor/helpery and all that rather then Big Brother Complex.
Anon likes her incest, so if you want to slip that in (younger initiating it, I don't give a hell who tops), anon totally approves. But no 'must': something totally platonic is great!
- FRANCE/ENGLAND: NAKED MASSAGE
How about this: France giving England a massage... wait for it... naked! And not just him, the BOTH of them!
Bonus if England tries to refuse at first but quickly gives in, reluctantly liking it ^_^
- SPAIN/ROMANO: BROKEN!ROMANO
I have recently read BrokenEngland/America and BrokenAmerica/England fics.
I would like to see it with Spain/Romano. Which means, a broken Romano with Spain healing him.
I only ask that Romano is at least in his teenage years. Sex and even broken Spain is the writer's choice.
This pairing is seriously under-appreciated.
- AMERICA/FRANCE: SEXUAL TEASING
America/France.
I want Alfred to tie Francis up and sexually tease the hell out of him.
And eventually screw him, of course, but yeah.
My only bonus is that somehow Francis is still as in-character as you can think of him to be in such a situation.
I don't know how you'd do it, but if you pulled it off, you can have EVERYTHINGYOUEVERWANTEDASHJKFDH. That I can provide of course.
- PRUSSIA/GERMANY, GERMANY/VENEZIANO: COCK RINGS
anon doesn't think this has been posted before
Anon wants a cock ring on a nation
That nation preferably Germany (for germancest) or Italy (for GerIta) or both *coughs*
bonus
1) it gets put on early morning, taken off sometime at night
2) they have to attend the world summit with a raging hard on
3) who ever tops (prussia or germany depending on pairing) doesn't take the ring off intil their coupling is almost finished oh god the torture
- SWITZERLAND/PRUSSIA/AUSTRIA: ONE ROOM, ONE BED, ONE LOCK, ONE NIGHT
Everybody loves a good foe-yay filled pairing, right? So, someone kidnaps Austria, Prussia and Switzerland and locks them in a room together for one night. This room has only one bed, one unopenable window, a speaker blaring love songs all night and a very conspicuous security camera in the corner.
I'd prefer if sex ALMOST happens but doesn't, to the frustration of the fangirls/Hungary. Bonus if Prussia makes Austria sleep on the floor, and then has a massive fight with Switzy over the bed.
- WORLD/OTHER: THEY FALL FOR A NORMAL CITIZEN
I hope this hasn't been done yet...
So the other night, this anon had the most wonderful dream where Alfred and this anon were both in love with each other. Let's just say it was very cold and Alfred made this anon oh so warm. Especially with "Florida".
And it made me wonder. What would happen if a nation was in love with one of it's ordinary citizens? What would the other nations think? Would they worry? Try to warn that nation? After all, nations live much longer than the average human. Sadness? Heartbreak? Bring it on.
Bonus: Sexy time.
SuperBonus: A friend of the nation interupts during the sexy time and is the first to find out about the relationship. Then they tell the rest of the nations.
SuperExtraBonus: Friend of the nation gets jealous and tries to split them up.
reCaptcha: meiji lah? haha
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