79. July 31-August 3, 2009
FILLS
→ UNTITLED 21/? [Russia/Estonia/Latvia]
In Lithuania's absence, Russia has more time to spend with the other Baltics.
→ SHOW ME WHAT IT'S LIKE 4/4 [England/U.S.]
England finds himself roped into some hands-on sex ed.
→ THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS 7/? [England/OC, England/U.S.]
U.S. dies and England must learn to live with his legacy. And perhaps fall in love with the new kid on the block.
→ THE ONLY TIME WE WASTE 6-7/8 [Canada]
Canada wishes he had never existed. Britannia Angel decides to interfere.
→ BENEATH THE BITTER SNOWS 4/4 [Canada/U.S.]
Side-story to Accept the Things I Cannot Change.
→ THE PRINCE AND THE PRINCESS 2/2 [Hungary/Austria]
For the dark fairy tales prompt; once upon a time...
→ THE SO-CALLED EVER BURNING SUN 5-5.5/? [England/U.S.]
England helps U.S. recover after a breakdown.
→ RED ASCENT 35-37/? [Russia/U.S.]
Russia has conquered U.S.
→ AWESOME: 1 BUSBY'S CHAIR: 0 2/2 [England, U.S.]
What if U.S. had sat in Busby's chair?
→ SOMETHING IN BETWEEN 4-6.5/? [England/U.S.]
Shota; fluffy and consensual.
→ WELCOME TO THE UNMANNED FUTURE 2/? [Various]
"Hetalia/Y: The Last Man crossover. The nations try to deal with the aftermath of a plague that suddenly and simultaneously kills every male on earth. And then there's the curious case of Yorick Brown, Agent 355 and Dr. Allison Mann."
→ HE'S MY SON 1-1.5/? [France/England, U.S., Canada]
AU; "In which little Alfred has leukemia."
→ APOLOGIZE 7-11.5/? [Turkey/Canada]
Sequel to this; Canada's apology for his impromptu invasion of Turkey includes "silk, whips, cockrings, and Turkish delight(s)".
→ IN A WIN WIN SITUATION 2/2 [France/U.S./Spain]
American Revolution: France and Spain join in.
→ AS IT EVER WAS 3/3 [Japan/U.S.]
Mpreg; the birth of Hawaii.
→ AETERNUM 6/? [Rome/France]
Rome and the younger France-as-Gaul in a "pseudo-historical Erastes/Eromenos relationship".
→ KLEINDEUTSCHE LÖSUNG 3/3 [Germany, Prussia]
"Prussia was dissolved as a state before World War II by Germany."
→ THE DEAD ZONE 1-4/? [World]
U.S. decides the nations need some bonding time. The solution? International paintball!
→ EGGSHELLS 8-9/? [U.S./N. Italy]
Frustrated with their respective relationships with England and Germany, they end up coming together.
→ EVERYDAY'S MOST QUIET NEED 4/4 [U.S./England]
Writing on each other, in bed.
→ ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR... EXCEPT FOR WHEN YOU PLAY THE FAT CARD 1-4/? [England/U.S.]
For once, England is the one with his foot in his mouth.
→ A MUSICAL ACT 2/2 [Austria/Prussia]
"Austria hums Mozart when he's horny... and when he gives blowjobs."
→ SERIAL KILLER SERIAL VICTIM 3/3 [Various]
The nations, and their relationships with their most notorious serial killers.
→ UNTITLED / AUDACIOUS / A MIDWESTERN GIRL'S NIGHT OUT 2/2 / PRIDE MULTIPLE FILLS [New York; Illinois; Midwest; Oklahoma]
"States-tans' opinions, thoughts or memories of their current father America, or their past fathers or each other."
→ FOREVER ONE 4/? [Canada, England, U.S.]
U.S. loses his Revolution; Canada is determined to keep British North America together.
→ THE PRINCESS AND THE TURTLE 2/2 + MISSING 1.5 [Spain/S. Italy]
"Princess and the Frog Turtle" -- Hetalia-style!
→ ONE THING IS FOR SURE 1/? [U.S/England]
U.S. is looking for a job; England's looking for a butler.
→ CHAPTER FOUR: THE HOTEL DE TREVILLE AND SOME ENCOUNTERS 3/3 [France, Spain, Prussia, d'Artagnan]
The Three Musketeers/Hetalia crossover; the Bad Friends Trio Three Musketeers find a hapless mortal named d'Artagnan.
→ UNDER THE SUN 12/? [U.S.]
"It was the Wild West that made America 'grow up'."
→ ONE NIGHT IN AUSTRIA 5/5 [Hungary/Austria]
Pegging; she gives as good as she gets.
→ MURPHY'S LAW OMAKE [U.S./England]
The ultimate lesson of Worst Case Scenario is this: "the best way to cure a headache is to have sex."
→ UNTITLED / DIE WÖRTER, DIE WIR DALASSEN 5/5 [Germany/Japan]
"Japanese uses the German word for masturbate."
→ MERITS OF TWINCEST 1/? [Canada/U.S.]
A third party decides that, really, twincest is hot and should occur more often.
→ MADDOGGING 2/2 [Australia/U.S.]
They bond over the great outdoors and other things in common.
→ FAMILY REUNION 5/5 [Canada, Commonwealth of Nations]
England has a lot of brats.
→ UNTITLED 2/2 [Lithuania/Estonia/Latvia]
Erotic spanking, free of Russia.
→ BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING 1-1.5/? [U.S., Canada]
U.S. constantly steals the limelight because he's being an overprotective brother.
→ THE SWEETEST OF CONQUESTS 1-2/? [Rome/Spain]
From the Roman conquest of Hispania.
→ UNTITLED OMAKE [England/England/England]
Gentleman vs. Hooligan: two very different versions of England compete for the original's affections.
→ WELCOME TO THE CASH CAB, WHERE WE WIN AND YOU LOSE 1/? [U.S./England]
They end up on the American version of Cash Cab.
→ UNTITLED [Australia]
"Thongs in Australia are footwear whereas everywhere else it's underwear".
→ UNTITLED 3/3 / MEADOW MULTIPLE FILLS [England/U.S.; Kentucky]
Mpreg; with U.S. as the carrier.
→ ITALIA ANGEL TO THE RESCUE 1-2/? [N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
"Italia Angel has a job to do!" And it involves the relationship between Spain and his older brother.
→ MOLSON & MAERZEN 5/5 [Germany/Canada]
Two nations and their common love for beer and bears.
→ DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A DON JUAN 4.1-4.4/? [England/Canada, Canada/U.S., England/U.S.]
England and Canada are in an established relationship -- and then both accidentally fall for U.S. at the same time.
→ NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA 1-2/? [Russia/U.S., Netherlands/Canada]
This is going to be one interesting double-date.
→ THERE'S A VOICE.... 4/4 / ... THAT KEEPS ON CALLING ME 5/5 FILL + SEQUEL [Prussia/Canada]
Just a couple having maple-flavored sex.
→ IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT - ARU!? [Taiwan, China]
Taiwan gets knocked up and China goes on the warpath.
→ COMIC FILL 5/5 [Various]
Some young nations as their caretakers help them through puberty.
→ AMERICA SPEAKS: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE [U.S.]
"I can't think of many things that draw a clearer line in the cultural sand between Europe and me than the annual Eurovision Song Contest."
→ UNTITLED [U.S., France]
On the Monica Lewinsky scandal: you call that a scandal, America?
→ THE BIRDS DO IT, THE BEES DO IT... AND EVEN POLAR BEARS DO IT / NOT SO FLUFFY MULTIPLE FILLS [Kumajirou/Canada]
Bear, human, human, bear -- hey, why not.
→ CROSSING THE LINE 4/4 [Prussia]
Sticks and stones may break his bones...
→ SHINING THROUGH PROLOGUE-2.4/? [Lithuania/U.S.]
Lithuania helps U.S. recover from the financial gangbang.
→ WILD JUSTICE 11/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.
→ BETTA FISH PREVIEW [Korea]
North and South Korea are facets of the same person.
→ LOCURA 2/? [Spain/S. Italy]
Spain is in love with S. Italy is in love with someone else entirely.
→ DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING 1-5.5/? [Germany/Italies]
Germany catches N. Italy in bed with his brother, and things degenerate from there.
→ AWESOME ACCIDENTS 1/? [Prussia/Sealand]
Sealand visits Prussia in the hospital, and it goes from there.
→ BROTHER AND SISTER [Canada, Fem!U.S.]
Canada is a bit overprotective of his big sis.
→ BROTHER AND SISTER: ITALY [S. Italy, Fem!N. Italy]
S. Italy is a bit overprotective of his baby sister.
→ ECONOMIC CRISIS 7/? [The Economy/U.S.]
The economic crisis has a personification and a favorite punching bag.
→ NO KNOWN CURE 1/? [U.S.]
The U.S. collapses, is dismembered... and Alfred F. Jones is discovered years later living as a doctor with no memory of his past.
→ MISFIRE FILL [Greece]
"FUCK TURKEY I WANT YOU TOO. NO NEED TO HOLD BACK YOU WONDERFUL PIECE OF ASS."
→ THE CASE OF THE MISSING DOODLE 1/? [Norway]
"One day, Norway wakes up to find his ahoge missing, and comes to the conclusion that it was stolen."
→ UNTITLED [U.S./Canada]
"Impromptu discussion on whether to have sex with the lights on or off." During sex.
→ WE ARE AMERICA, AND SO CAN YOU! 1-2/? [U.S./Stephen Colbert]
'Nuff said.
→ SEALAND AND THE QUEST FOR INTERNATIONAL RECOGNITION 2/2 [Sealand]
Sealand asks the countries of the Commonwealth how they gained independence from England.
→ PASS THE SALT, PLEASE? [Sweden]
Sweden speaks clearly for once. Spoiler: the world doesn't end.
→ LONG NIGHTS & HOCKEY GAMES 2/2 / ART FILL [U.S./Canada]
U.S. finds Canada's hockey persona a turn-on.
→ BOREDOM SPIKES UP IDEAS 10/10 [France/Prussia/Spain/N. Italy]
Three-on-one good times.
→ VITAL REGIONS 8/8 [Canada]
Canada's first kiss is stolen by a soldier at a meeting. Pandemonium follows.
→ AMNESIE? 5/5 [Germany/N. Italy]
N. Italy decides to crossdress for his lover.
→ LENIENT JUDGMENT 1-1.5/? [England, U.S.]
On a rainy day in the 18th century, England takes the shot instead of lowering his musket.
→ THE LULL OF RAIN [Canada/Latvia]
It's a rainy night out.
→ SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! [England, U.S.]
There was once a unicorn named Charlie...
→ CHERISH 2/2 [N. Italy]
The nations' letters to their past selves.
→ BELLÍSIMA 1-2/? [Spain/Belarus]
One hot, one cold -- together, well...
→ PENITANT 2/2 [Spain/England]
AU; the triumph of the Spanish Armada, the subjugation of England, and the spread of the Catholic Inquisition.
→ HEY, MISTER! THAT'S MY SISTER! 4/? [France, England, Fem!U.S., Fem!Canada]
France and England find out their former boy colonies are, in fact... not boys at all.
→ PRETTY FAB / LIKE FATHER LIKE SON...? MULTIPLE FILLS [Germania, Poland]
The reason Germania's so taciturn? He, like, talks exactly like his son. Duh.
→ OF CHOCOLATES AND OTHER THINGS 6/? [Canada/England, France, U.S.]
A courtship of the nation of England with all the bells and whistles runs into the usual snags and jealous competitors.
→ BECAUSE IT TAKES MERYL STREEP TO MAKE OVERALLS FABULOUS [Lithuania/Poland]
Mpreg; Poland can't fit into his clothes thanks to his condition.
→ BOOBS ARE NOT JUST FOR BOUNCING [Canada/Ukraine, Sealand]
Sealand is at the perfect height for a boobhug.
→ AN ANTIQUE LAND 5/5 [France/England]
Response to The Reflection of Human Perception; in the interlude, they discover each other's human sides.
→ FOR ONCE IT'S NOT CANADA WHO'S MISTAKEN FOR HIS BROTHER [Hungary/Germany]
Hungary somehow mistakes Germany for Prussia... not that Germany objects.
→ IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US MISFIRE FILL [Hungary]
"ANON GIVES YOU HER FIRST CHILD.
:3"
→ MISFIRE FILL [Prussia, Germany]
"You threw me away, you all just branded me dead after my bastard of a brother denied me"
"You demonised me, ridiculed what ideology my people had left after that"
"You took my wall, the one damn thing making me alive, the one damn thing making me MATTER"
"And the worst part is I can't bring myself to hate you bastards for it"
FILL OFFERS
→ England, "Everyone knows that the word 'fuck' is the most versatile word in the English language. Let's see England prove it."
→ Germany/Canada, anything goes
→ N. Korea/France/Spain/Japan/etc./Hungary, gangbang as initiation to join the Perverts Club
→ Sealand, deathfic where he slowly fades due to not being recognized as a nation
→ Fem!England & Fem!U.S., boob size envy
→ New York, "states-tans' opinions, thoughts or memories of their current father America, or their past fathers or each other."
→ Various, a bunch of characters come together and someone ends up dead - cue a whodunit murder mystery
→ Axis & Allies, AU where the victorious Axis forces the Allies to become their maids
→ Various/N. Italy, more sexually experienced nations decide it's a waste to let him stay a virgin
→ Anyone, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni/Hetalia crossover: [ 1 / 2]
→ DOUJINSHI: England/Fem!U.S., pregnancy
→ England/Doctor, Doctor Who/Hetalia crossover, anything goes
→ Sweden/Finland, confession jitters angst, especially on Sweden's end
→ Anyone/Liechtenstein, loli, anything goes: [ China / Switzerland]
→ U.S./England + Sealand, Sealand has an unrequited crush on U.S.
→ England/U.S., England reciting Shakespeare during sex
→ Russia/U.S., dubcon with bondage and dirty talk and possibly DP with Lithuania
→ Germany/N. Italy, "Italy teaching Germany to ride a moped/vespa. Germany, in turn, teaching Italy to ride something ELSE,"
→ U.S./England, respective transformations into Jersey Devil and Britannia Angel
→ ART: Russia dressed like Molotov Cocktease from The Venture Bros.: [ 1 / 2]
→ U.S./England, in the American Cash Cab
→ Lithuania/Lithuania, anything goes with other country (Russia/America/Estonia/Latvia) joining in
→ Canada/Lithuania, fluff, anything goes
→ Spain/Austria, with historical basis and possible voyeuristic Hungary
→ U.S./Poland, Poland likes U.S.'s build, U.S. likes Poland bent over the meeting room table, all's well that ends well
→ Russia/U.S., Russia is the hero and saves U.S. for a change: [ 1 / 2]
→ U.S., interacting with the American civil rights movement
→ Switzerland/U.S., U.S.'s psycho guntoting side comes out to play
→ Viking!Nordics & Colonial U.S., first contact
→ Russia/Germany, master/slave kink
→ ART: Canada, the effects of the 1998 ice storm on his person
→ Russia/U.S., Russia is so possessive he decides to lock U.S. away for his own exclusive enjoyment
→ American countries, crashing or stealing the idea of Eurovision
→ Brazil, who is fond of UFOs and aliens, hanging out with U.S. and Tony
→ Any female nation/Hungary, femmeslash with Austria watching
→ Germany/Belgium, Belgium tries to teach Germany how to make chocolates
→ Spain/U.S., anything goes with a dash of bilingualism
→ Korea, N. Korea and S. Korea are facets of the same personification
→ ART: Russia/U.S., post-Cold War fluff
→ Russia/U.S. + England, Russia instigates sex where England can see to stake his claim
→ France/Robespierre, anything non-crack goes
→ Japan, the Ryukyu mass suicides in Okinawa
→ The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya/Hetalia crossover, with U.S. as Haruhi
→ U.S., finding out what the rest of the American countries think of him: [ 1 / 2]
→ Finland, tries to be part of the Nightwish band while drunk and Sweden has to bail him out of jail
→ Russia/U.S., they end up getting married to get away from Belarus and Mexico
→ England/U.S., fluff where England finds out U.S. is still a big scaredy-cat
→ Ukraine/Belarus, no Russia
→ Uruguay & Switzerland, Switzerland as Uruguay's crush/role model
→ Latvia/Sealand, dark side AU where Peter is still technically jailbait
→ Anyone, a normal human chats with a nation
→ Germany/N. Italy, N. Italy is caught by Germany dancing to Love Game (Disco Stick) by Lady Gaga
→ Canada, AU, he runs away from home and is shocked to come back to a broken family caused by his disappearance
→ U.S., getting caught jacking off to England's character CD
→ Anyone/Anyone, two nations produce a human child and try to give a normal life during a time of social upheaval: [ 1 / 2 / 3]
→ Everyone, school AU where the Hetalia cast is the cast of their school play: [ 1 / 2]
→ U.S., with ADHD and skipping world meetings to jack off in the bathroom (and getting caught)
→ France/England & Russia/U.S., Tony abducts U.S. to take him to a distant galaxy (also England for kicks) and their counterparts take off in hot pursuit
→ U.S. & England, bringing out their hiphop and chav sides while drunk
→ France/Canada, "I'm gonna rock your body 'till Canada day"
→ Denmark/Sweden/Norway, consensual threesome, anything goes
→ Prussia/N. Italy + Germany, Germany sets them up out of guilt and then Prussia catches on
→ Hetalia/White Wolf crossover, anything goes
→ Bulgaria/Anyone but Thailand, fisting
→ England, he can no longer speak English
→ Everyone, it starts with U.S. and ends up with everyone in Hollywood making a movie
→ Russia/Latvia, Russia is too big to invade Latvia's vital regions
→ U.S./England, after a bad bout with recession, U.S. can suddenly see fairies
→ U.S. & Canada or Italies, getting into a hairpulling fight and also putting on an involuntary show for their significant others in the process
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→ UNTITLED 21/? [Russia/Estonia/Latvia]
In Lithuania's absence, Russia has more time to spend with the other Baltics.
→ SHOW ME WHAT IT'S LIKE 4/4 [England/U.S.]
England finds himself roped into some hands-on sex ed.
→ THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS 7/? [England/OC, England/U.S.]
U.S. dies and England must learn to live with his legacy. And perhaps fall in love with the new kid on the block.
→ THE ONLY TIME WE WASTE 6-7/8 [Canada]
Canada wishes he had never existed. Britannia Angel decides to interfere.
→ BENEATH THE BITTER SNOWS 4/4 [Canada/U.S.]
Side-story to Accept the Things I Cannot Change.
→ THE PRINCE AND THE PRINCESS 2/2 [Hungary/Austria]
For the dark fairy tales prompt; once upon a time...
→ THE SO-CALLED EVER BURNING SUN 5-5.5/? [England/U.S.]
England helps U.S. recover after a breakdown.
→ RED ASCENT 35-37/? [Russia/U.S.]
Russia has conquered U.S.
→ AWESOME: 1 BUSBY'S CHAIR: 0 2/2 [England, U.S.]
What if U.S. had sat in Busby's chair?
→ SOMETHING IN BETWEEN 4-6.5/? [England/U.S.]
Shota; fluffy and consensual.
→ WELCOME TO THE UNMANNED FUTURE 2/? [Various]
"Hetalia/Y: The Last Man crossover. The nations try to deal with the aftermath of a plague that suddenly and simultaneously kills every male on earth. And then there's the curious case of Yorick Brown, Agent 355 and Dr. Allison Mann."
→ HE'S MY SON 1-1.5/? [France/England, U.S., Canada]
AU; "In which little Alfred has leukemia."
→ APOLOGIZE 7-11.5/? [Turkey/Canada]
Sequel to this; Canada's apology for his impromptu invasion of Turkey includes "silk, whips, cockrings, and Turkish delight(s)".
→ IN A WIN WIN SITUATION 2/2 [France/U.S./Spain]
American Revolution: France and Spain join in.
→ AS IT EVER WAS 3/3 [Japan/U.S.]
Mpreg; the birth of Hawaii.
→ AETERNUM 6/? [Rome/France]
Rome and the younger France-as-Gaul in a "pseudo-historical Erastes/Eromenos relationship".
→ KLEINDEUTSCHE LÖSUNG 3/3 [Germany, Prussia]
"Prussia was dissolved as a state before World War II by Germany."
→ THE DEAD ZONE 1-4/? [World]
U.S. decides the nations need some bonding time. The solution? International paintball!
→ EGGSHELLS 8-9/? [U.S./N. Italy]
Frustrated with their respective relationships with England and Germany, they end up coming together.
→ EVERYDAY'S MOST QUIET NEED 4/4 [U.S./England]
Writing on each other, in bed.
→ ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR... EXCEPT FOR WHEN YOU PLAY THE FAT CARD 1-4/? [England/U.S.]
For once, England is the one with his foot in his mouth.
→ A MUSICAL ACT 2/2 [Austria/Prussia]
"Austria hums Mozart when he's horny... and when he gives blowjobs."
→ SERIAL KILLER SERIAL VICTIM 3/3 [Various]
The nations, and their relationships with their most notorious serial killers.
→ UNTITLED / AUDACIOUS / A MIDWESTERN GIRL'S NIGHT OUT 2/2 / PRIDE MULTIPLE FILLS [New York; Illinois; Midwest; Oklahoma]
"States-tans' opinions, thoughts or memories of their current father America, or their past fathers or each other."
→ FOREVER ONE 4/? [Canada, England, U.S.]
U.S. loses his Revolution; Canada is determined to keep British North America together.
→ THE PRINCESS AND THE TURTLE 2/2 + MISSING 1.5 [Spain/S. Italy]
"Princess and the Frog Turtle" -- Hetalia-style!
→ ONE THING IS FOR SURE 1/? [U.S/England]
U.S. is looking for a job; England's looking for a butler.
→ CHAPTER FOUR: THE HOTEL DE TREVILLE AND SOME ENCOUNTERS 3/3 [France, Spain, Prussia, d'Artagnan]
The Three Musketeers/Hetalia crossover; the Bad Friends Trio Three Musketeers find a hapless mortal named d'Artagnan.
→ UNDER THE SUN 12/? [U.S.]
"It was the Wild West that made America 'grow up'."
→ ONE NIGHT IN AUSTRIA 5/5 [Hungary/Austria]
Pegging; she gives as good as she gets.
→ MURPHY'S LAW OMAKE [U.S./England]
The ultimate lesson of Worst Case Scenario is this: "the best way to cure a headache is to have sex."
→ UNTITLED / DIE WÖRTER, DIE WIR DALASSEN 5/5 [Germany/Japan]
"Japanese uses the German word for masturbate."
→ MERITS OF TWINCEST 1/? [Canada/U.S.]
A third party decides that, really, twincest is hot and should occur more often.
→ MADDOGGING 2/2 [Australia/U.S.]
They bond over the great outdoors and other things in common.
→ FAMILY REUNION 5/5 [Canada, Commonwealth of Nations]
England has a lot of brats.
→ UNTITLED 2/2 [Lithuania/Estonia/Latvia]
Erotic spanking, free of Russia.
→ BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING 1-1.5/? [U.S., Canada]
U.S. constantly steals the limelight because he's being an overprotective brother.
→ THE SWEETEST OF CONQUESTS 1-2/? [Rome/Spain]
From the Roman conquest of Hispania.
→ UNTITLED OMAKE [England/England/England]
Gentleman vs. Hooligan: two very different versions of England compete for the original's affections.
→ WELCOME TO THE CASH CAB, WHERE WE WIN AND YOU LOSE 1/? [U.S./England]
They end up on the American version of Cash Cab.
→ UNTITLED [Australia]
"Thongs in Australia are footwear whereas everywhere else it's underwear".
→ UNTITLED 3/3 / MEADOW MULTIPLE FILLS [England/U.S.; Kentucky]
Mpreg; with U.S. as the carrier.
→ ITALIA ANGEL TO THE RESCUE 1-2/? [N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
"Italia Angel has a job to do!" And it involves the relationship between Spain and his older brother.
→ MOLSON & MAERZEN 5/5 [Germany/Canada]
Two nations and their common love for beer and bears.
→ DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A DON JUAN 4.1-4.4/? [England/Canada, Canada/U.S., England/U.S.]
England and Canada are in an established relationship -- and then both accidentally fall for U.S. at the same time.
→ NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA 1-2/? [Russia/U.S., Netherlands/Canada]
This is going to be one interesting double-date.
→ THERE'S A VOICE.... 4/4 / ... THAT KEEPS ON CALLING ME 5/5 FILL + SEQUEL [Prussia/Canada]
Just a couple having maple-flavored sex.
→ IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT - ARU!? [Taiwan, China]
Taiwan gets knocked up and China goes on the warpath.
→ COMIC FILL 5/5 [Various]
Some young nations as their caretakers help them through puberty.
→ AMERICA SPEAKS: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE [U.S.]
"I can't think of many things that draw a clearer line in the cultural sand between Europe and me than the annual Eurovision Song Contest."
→ UNTITLED [U.S., France]
On the Monica Lewinsky scandal: you call that a scandal, America?
→ THE BIRDS DO IT, THE BEES DO IT... AND EVEN POLAR BEARS DO IT / NOT SO FLUFFY MULTIPLE FILLS [Kumajirou/Canada]
Bear, human, human, bear -- hey, why not.
→ CROSSING THE LINE 4/4 [Prussia]
Sticks and stones may break his bones...
→ SHINING THROUGH PROLOGUE-2.4/? [Lithuania/U.S.]
Lithuania helps U.S. recover from the financial gangbang.
→ WILD JUSTICE 11/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.
→ BETTA FISH PREVIEW [Korea]
North and South Korea are facets of the same person.
→ LOCURA 2/? [Spain/S. Italy]
Spain is in love with S. Italy is in love with someone else entirely.
→ DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING 1-5.5/? [Germany/Italies]
Germany catches N. Italy in bed with his brother, and things degenerate from there.
→ AWESOME ACCIDENTS 1/? [Prussia/Sealand]
Sealand visits Prussia in the hospital, and it goes from there.
→ BROTHER AND SISTER [Canada, Fem!U.S.]
Canada is a bit overprotective of his big sis.
→ BROTHER AND SISTER: ITALY [S. Italy, Fem!N. Italy]
S. Italy is a bit overprotective of his baby sister.
→ ECONOMIC CRISIS 7/? [The Economy/U.S.]
The economic crisis has a personification and a favorite punching bag.
→ NO KNOWN CURE 1/? [U.S.]
The U.S. collapses, is dismembered... and Alfred F. Jones is discovered years later living as a doctor with no memory of his past.
→ MISFIRE FILL [Greece]
"FUCK TURKEY I WANT YOU TOO. NO NEED TO HOLD BACK YOU WONDERFUL PIECE OF ASS."
→ THE CASE OF THE MISSING DOODLE 1/? [Norway]
"One day, Norway wakes up to find his ahoge missing, and comes to the conclusion that it was stolen."
→ UNTITLED [U.S./Canada]
"Impromptu discussion on whether to have sex with the lights on or off." During sex.
→ WE ARE AMERICA, AND SO CAN YOU! 1-2/? [U.S./Stephen Colbert]
'Nuff said.
→ SEALAND AND THE QUEST FOR INTERNATIONAL RECOGNITION 2/2 [Sealand]
Sealand asks the countries of the Commonwealth how they gained independence from England.
→ PASS THE SALT, PLEASE? [Sweden]
Sweden speaks clearly for once. Spoiler: the world doesn't end.
→ LONG NIGHTS & HOCKEY GAMES 2/2 / ART FILL [U.S./Canada]
U.S. finds Canada's hockey persona a turn-on.
→ BOREDOM SPIKES UP IDEAS 10/10 [France/Prussia/Spain/N. Italy]
Three-on-one good times.
→ VITAL REGIONS 8/8 [Canada]
Canada's first kiss is stolen by a soldier at a meeting. Pandemonium follows.
→ AMNESIE? 5/5 [Germany/N. Italy]
N. Italy decides to crossdress for his lover.
→ LENIENT JUDGMENT 1-1.5/? [England, U.S.]
On a rainy day in the 18th century, England takes the shot instead of lowering his musket.
→ THE LULL OF RAIN [Canada/Latvia]
It's a rainy night out.
→ SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! [England, U.S.]
There was once a unicorn named Charlie...
→ CHERISH 2/2 [N. Italy]
The nations' letters to their past selves.
→ BELLÍSIMA 1-2/? [Spain/Belarus]
One hot, one cold -- together, well...
→ PENITANT 2/2 [Spain/England]
AU; the triumph of the Spanish Armada, the subjugation of England, and the spread of the Catholic Inquisition.
→ HEY, MISTER! THAT'S MY SISTER! 4/? [France, England, Fem!U.S., Fem!Canada]
France and England find out their former boy colonies are, in fact... not boys at all.
→ PRETTY FAB / LIKE FATHER LIKE SON...? MULTIPLE FILLS [Germania, Poland]
The reason Germania's so taciturn? He, like, talks exactly like his son. Duh.
→ OF CHOCOLATES AND OTHER THINGS 6/? [Canada/England, France, U.S.]
A courtship of the nation of England with all the bells and whistles runs into the usual snags and jealous competitors.
→ BECAUSE IT TAKES MERYL STREEP TO MAKE OVERALLS FABULOUS [Lithuania/Poland]
Mpreg; Poland can't fit into his clothes thanks to his condition.
→ BOOBS ARE NOT JUST FOR BOUNCING [Canada/Ukraine, Sealand]
Sealand is at the perfect height for a boobhug.
→ AN ANTIQUE LAND 5/5 [France/England]
Response to The Reflection of Human Perception; in the interlude, they discover each other's human sides.
→ FOR ONCE IT'S NOT CANADA WHO'S MISTAKEN FOR HIS BROTHER [Hungary/Germany]
Hungary somehow mistakes Germany for Prussia... not that Germany objects.
→ IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US MISFIRE FILL [Hungary]
"ANON GIVES YOU HER FIRST CHILD.
:3"
→ MISFIRE FILL [Prussia, Germany]
"You threw me away, you all just branded me dead after my bastard of a brother denied me"
"You demonised me, ridiculed what ideology my people had left after that"
"You took my wall, the one damn thing making me alive, the one damn thing making me MATTER"
"And the worst part is I can't bring myself to hate you bastards for it"
FILL OFFERS
→ England, "Everyone knows that the word 'fuck' is the most versatile word in the English language. Let's see England prove it."
→ Germany/Canada, anything goes
→ N. Korea/France/Spain/Japan/etc./Hungary, gangbang as initiation to join the Perverts Club
→ Sealand, deathfic where he slowly fades due to not being recognized as a nation
→ Fem!England & Fem!U.S., boob size envy
→ New York, "states-tans' opinions, thoughts or memories of their current father America, or their past fathers or each other."
→ Various, a bunch of characters come together and someone ends up dead - cue a whodunit murder mystery
→ Axis & Allies, AU where the victorious Axis forces the Allies to become their maids
→ Various/N. Italy, more sexually experienced nations decide it's a waste to let him stay a virgin
→ Anyone, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni/Hetalia crossover: [ 1 / 2]
→ DOUJINSHI: England/Fem!U.S., pregnancy
→ England/Doctor, Doctor Who/Hetalia crossover, anything goes
→ Sweden/Finland, confession jitters angst, especially on Sweden's end
→ Anyone/Liechtenstein, loli, anything goes: [ China / Switzerland]
→ U.S./England + Sealand, Sealand has an unrequited crush on U.S.
→ England/U.S., England reciting Shakespeare during sex
→ Russia/U.S., dubcon with bondage and dirty talk and possibly DP with Lithuania
→ Germany/N. Italy, "Italy teaching Germany to ride a moped/vespa. Germany, in turn, teaching Italy to ride something ELSE,"
→ U.S./England, respective transformations into Jersey Devil and Britannia Angel
→ ART: Russia dressed like Molotov Cocktease from The Venture Bros.: [ 1 / 2]
→ U.S./England, in the American Cash Cab
→ Lithuania/Lithuania, anything goes with other country (Russia/America/Estonia/Latvia) joining in
→ Canada/Lithuania, fluff, anything goes
→ Spain/Austria, with historical basis and possible voyeuristic Hungary
→ U.S./Poland, Poland likes U.S.'s build, U.S. likes Poland bent over the meeting room table, all's well that ends well
→ Russia/U.S., Russia is the hero and saves U.S. for a change: [ 1 / 2]
→ U.S., interacting with the American civil rights movement
→ Switzerland/U.S., U.S.'s psycho guntoting side comes out to play
→ Viking!Nordics & Colonial U.S., first contact
→ Russia/Germany, master/slave kink
→ ART: Canada, the effects of the 1998 ice storm on his person
→ Russia/U.S., Russia is so possessive he decides to lock U.S. away for his own exclusive enjoyment
→ American countries, crashing or stealing the idea of Eurovision
→ Brazil, who is fond of UFOs and aliens, hanging out with U.S. and Tony
→ Any female nation/Hungary, femmeslash with Austria watching
→ Germany/Belgium, Belgium tries to teach Germany how to make chocolates
→ Spain/U.S., anything goes with a dash of bilingualism
→ Korea, N. Korea and S. Korea are facets of the same personification
→ ART: Russia/U.S., post-Cold War fluff
→ Russia/U.S. + England, Russia instigates sex where England can see to stake his claim
→ France/Robespierre, anything non-crack goes
→ Japan, the Ryukyu mass suicides in Okinawa
→ The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya/Hetalia crossover, with U.S. as Haruhi
→ U.S., finding out what the rest of the American countries think of him: [ 1 / 2]
→ Finland, tries to be part of the Nightwish band while drunk and Sweden has to bail him out of jail
→ Russia/U.S., they end up getting married to get away from Belarus and Mexico
→ England/U.S., fluff where England finds out U.S. is still a big scaredy-cat
→ Ukraine/Belarus, no Russia
→ Uruguay & Switzerland, Switzerland as Uruguay's crush/role model
→ Latvia/Sealand, dark side AU where Peter is still technically jailbait
→ Anyone, a normal human chats with a nation
→ Germany/N. Italy, N. Italy is caught by Germany dancing to Love Game (Disco Stick) by Lady Gaga
→ Canada, AU, he runs away from home and is shocked to come back to a broken family caused by his disappearance
→ U.S., getting caught jacking off to England's character CD
→ Anyone/Anyone, two nations produce a human child and try to give a normal life during a time of social upheaval: [ 1 / 2 / 3]
→ Everyone, school AU where the Hetalia cast is the cast of their school play: [ 1 / 2]
→ U.S., with ADHD and skipping world meetings to jack off in the bathroom (and getting caught)
→ France/England & Russia/U.S., Tony abducts U.S. to take him to a distant galaxy (also England for kicks) and their counterparts take off in hot pursuit
→ U.S. & England, bringing out their hiphop and chav sides while drunk
→ France/Canada, "I'm gonna rock your body 'till Canada day"
→ Denmark/Sweden/Norway, consensual threesome, anything goes
→ Prussia/N. Italy + Germany, Germany sets them up out of guilt and then Prussia catches on
→ Hetalia/White Wolf crossover, anything goes
→ Bulgaria/Anyone but Thailand, fisting
→ England, he can no longer speak English
→ Everyone, it starts with U.S. and ends up with everyone in Hollywood making a movie
→ Russia/Latvia, Russia is too big to invade Latvia's vital regions
→ U.S./England, after a bad bout with recession, U.S. can suddenly see fairies
→ U.S. & Canada or Italies, getting into a hairpulling fight and also putting on an involuntary show for their significant others in the process
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