76. July 16-22, 2009
FILLS
→ KISS ME AND BY THAT I MEAN LOVINGLY, FROG 4/4 [France/England]
From fuckbuddies to... something else entirely; this is their story.
→ SILENCES 2-5/? [HRE/Chibitalia, Germany/N. Italy]
(Formerly Azure) N. Italy knew all along exactly who Germany used to be, but...
→ ECONOMIC CRISIS 1.5-5/? [The Economy/U.S.]
The economic crisis has a personification and a favorite punching bag.
→ DENIAL 2/2 [U.S./England]
England spies U.S. masturbating to thoughts of him.
→ AS SWEET AS SWISS CHOCOLATE OMAKE [Switzerland/N. Italy]
Clandestine relationship; Switzerland lets the cat out of the bag by being protective of his partner during the anniversary of the Sack of Rome.
→ ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE 33/33 + OMAKE: THEIRS ALONE [Canada/U.S.]
U.S.'s partner helps him take the later steps towards recovery from rape.
→ WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 33-34/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.
→ PRACTICAL 3/3 [Prussia/England]
Seven Years War; alliance in the form of sheer porn.
→ UNDER 9-11/? [Canada/U.S.]
Hard BDSM; at U.S.'s request, Canada gives it his best shot.
→ WE DO ALL SORTS OF THINGS! [Germany, Angela Merkel]
The nations' bosses find the kink meme.
→ REDCOAT EPILOGUE [U.S./England]
Present-day U.S. comes face-to-face with an England pulled straight from the American Revolution.
→ PROMISE 3/3 [Canada/Netherlands]
April 17th, 1945 - WWII; the liberation of the Netherlands.
→ SNAPSHOTS FROM A RENTBOY'S PHOTO ALBUM 4/4 [England/Canada/U.S.]
Alfred and Matthew are rentboys; England desires one of them but ends up with both.
→ BANDE À PART 1-3/? [Germany, Prussia, Italies]
Head injuries, disappearances, intrigue -- in other words, all the makings of a classic Hollywood film.
→ UNTITLED 1/3 [Belarus/Lithuania]
Tightlacing; Belarus disciplines Lithuania for suspected attempts to steal her Russia.
→ ARTEMIS' KNIGHT 4/? / ART FILL [U.S./England]
AU; Alfred is a notorious thief and Arthur is the officer assigned to his case.
→ THE BAD TOUCH 1-2/? [U.S./Canada]
U.S. is bad at taking hints. Canada decides to do more dropping.
→ TASTE OF REVENGE 12-13/? [World/U.S.]
Based on the financial gangbang comic fill; the world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.
→ 20 PHOTOGRAPHS 14/14 / WIR LEBEN NOCH IN GEISTERHÄUSER EPILOGUE [Germany, Prussia]
After the fall of the Berlin Wall, Prussia gradually loses his memory.
→ RETRIBUTION 9-10/? / WILD JUSTICE 7-10/? / HAUNTED 1-3.5/? / MR. BUNNY 1/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.
→ 50 LITTLE DEMONS 4-6/? [World, States of the U.S.]
"The nations learn the terror that is the 50 states."
→ MY TETIS > YOUR PAPA 7/? [OC/OC]
The saga of Latvia's daughter and Russia's son.
→ IS PAPA IN TROUBLE? 2-3/? [Finland/Sweden]
Let's get some erotic spankin' going on.
→ AND READING BETWEEN THE LINES DERIVES THIS / UNTITLED [France/England; Russia/U.S.]
The younger of two nations wishes to grow up to marry their elder.
*MULTIPLE FILLS ON PROMPT
→ ACROSS WORLDS 1-2/? [N. Italy]
N. Italy gets sent to an alternate dimension where everyone is the opposite of their canon selves.
→ NIGHTMARE CENTRAL 5/? [World]
AU; a number of single dads drop their kids off at the same old preschool.
→ THEIR MEILLEUR AMI 2/2 [France/England]
France happens upon England masturbating.
→ SPOILER: HE'S NOT AN ONLY CHILD 26.1-26.2/? [France/England, U.S., Canada]
(Previously Lovingly Untitled) Based on The Parent Trap; Alfred and Matthew are estranged twins trying to get their parents back together.
→ LOCURA 1/? [Spain/S. Italy]
Spain is in love with S. Italy is in love with someone else entirely.
→ WHO ARE YOU? 1-5/? [U.S./Canada, Russia/Canada]
Russia brainwashes Canada, and then makes U.S. watch.
→ YOU THOUGHT ÉCLAIRS WERE INNOCENT. 1-3/? [Various]
Sexual fantasies run rampant during a boring speech at a world meeting.
→ PUPPET 0-1/? [Japan, Philippines]
Philippines confronts Japan for the damage he did during WWII.
→ UNTITLED / THE BRIGHT OF THINGS WHOLE MULTIPLE FILLS [Russia; Russia/U.S.]
"Russia goes to South Dakota and frolics in a field of sunflowers."
→ ITALIAN LOVERS ARE ALWAYS HELPFUL 9/9 [N. Italy/Germany]
N. Italy surprises Germany by taking to topping like a fish to water.
→ THE LANGUAGE OF FLOWERS 3/? [U.S./Japan]
Japan gave the U.S. over 6,000 cherry blossom seedlings to beautify Washington D.C.; U.S. finally finds out the true significance of the gift.
→ PSEUDO-FILL 1/? [U.S./Canada]
Based on the article "The Ugly American and other stereotypes".
→ BETWEEN YOU AND I... 4/? [Russia/Latvia]
Size difference kink; biggest + rather small nation = kol.
→ OF CHICKS AND COMFORTS 1/? [Prussia, Gilbird]
On the death of a small companion.
→ SHADOWS 5/5 [Prussia/S. Italy]
After unification, they're just extra baggage.
→ FRANCES ALWAYS GETS WHAT SHE WANTS 4/4 [Fem!France/England]
And what Frances wants is her birthday present, all wrapped up in English clothing.
→ UPHEAVAL 2-2.5/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Matthew's stalker gets his hands on Alfred instead, but it doesn't stop there.
→ ART FILL / PERUSASIAT 2/2 MULTIPLE FILLS [Sweden]
"Sweden and Caramelldansen."
→ ABSENT FUTURE 1-3/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Matthew tries to help his brother and himself cope with Alfred's amnesia.
→ LOVINIA VARGAS AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY 2/2 [Spain/Fem!S. Italy]
Hell hath no fury like an Italian woman crossed.
→ THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS 1-4/? [England/OC, England/U.S.]
U.S. dies and England must learn to live with his legacy. And perhaps fall in love with the new kid on the block.
→ THE EAGLE AND THE BEAR 2/2 [Germany/Russia]
"Double sadism"; it is nothing less than the most vicious of power struggles.
→ THE SO-CALLED EVER BURNING SUN 4/? [England/U.S.]
England helps U.S. recover after a breakdown.
→ STRANGE LITTLE MOUSE AND HIS STRANGE LITTLE BOOKS 4/4 [Belarus/Latvia]
An odd little relationship.
→ VIKING VACATION 7-12/? [Norway/Denmark/Iceland, Sweden/Finland]
The Nordics go camping, and the tent arrangements lead to some unforeseen complications.
→ UNTITLED 1/? [N. Italy/Germany]
Mpreg; there is something quite biologically wrong with Germany.
→ HOLD ME CLOSE 54/? [U.S./England]
U.S. supports England through recovery after a brutal period in captivity.
→ APOLOGIZE 1-3/? [Turkey/Canada]
Sequel to this; Canada's apology for his impromptu invasion of Turkey includes "silk, whips, cockrings, and Turkish delight(s)".
→ UN LAPIN POUR MON PETIT LAPIN [France, England]
"Rabbits are not native to Britain, they were brought over there from the Mediterranean by the Normans"; France gives little England a rabbit of his very own.
→ UNTITLED 2.2/2.2 [Spain/S. Italy]
The younger of two nations wishes to grow up to marry their elder.
→ IT'S OKAY 2/2 [Sealand/Latvia]
Latvia goes a bit off the deep end; Sealand tries damage control.
→ ART FILL [Russia/China]
Response to Day of Conception VS One Child Policy; based on Russia's Procreation Day -- a whole day off to have sex, whoever shall he do?
→ COMMON GROUND 1-2/? [England/Norway]
There's nothing quite like bonding over unicorns.
→ ALL IN ONE NIGHT 4/4 [Allies/Germany]
"How about the Allied Forces gangbanging Germany?"
→ THE EVOLUTION OF AMERICA AND ENGLAND 2/2 [U.S./England]
When U.S. stopped seeing England as a father figure.
→ FULL OF GRACE 1-3/? [France/Marianne]
In honor of Bastille Day; the story of France and his female counterpart in national personification.
→ DELAYED ATTACK - RUSSIA TIEM OMAKE [Russia]
The nations meet... their fans.
→ IT WOULD ALL SHATTER ANYWAYS... 1/? [Denmark/Estonia]
"Danish rule of Tallinn and Northern Estonia started in 1219"; Estonia is a prisoner.
→ MISFIRE FILL [France/England]
"England, England...
If the memory is of importance, children will NEVER forget!
Dammit the tension is building down here!"
→ BEGINNING OF A SYNDROME 7/7 [Sweden/Finland]
Prior to 1809; they were still together, then.
→ DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A DON JUAN 1.1-2.2/? [England/Canada, Canada/U.S., England/U.S.]
England and Canada are in an established relationship -- and then both accidentally fall for U.S. at the same time.
→ THE 2009 AMERICAN INVASION OF CANADA 3/3 / ALL-AMERICAN TERRORIST TOURIST 0-2/? / PANIC 1/? [U.S.]
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography"; when U.S. tries to learn geography for an innocent trip, the world freaks.
→ SWEET TOOTH 1-2/? [U.S.]
Sequel to The 2009 American Invasion of Canada; "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography" -- when U.S. tries to learn geography for an innocent trip, the world freaks.
→ BÊTE NOIRE PROLOGUE [France]
"What if France has a supernatural/fantastic power of his very own?"
→ ATTENTION 1-5/? [France/Canada]
Canada struggles with having his long-time crush seemingly requited, and 1763 rears its head with a vengeance.
→ PEEPING TOMS 1/? [U.S./Canada, France/England]
France and England spy on their erstwhile charges and get some action in the process.
→ RED ASCENT 23-28/? [Russia/U.S.]
Russia has conquered U.S.
→ NO BETTER PLACE THAN THE SHOWER. [Russia/U.S.]
The purpose of a shower is a matter of perspective.
→ YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER 20-23/? [World]
The nations' identities are revealed to the general public.
→ I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY PROLOGUE-2/? [U.S.]
"It's actually quite common to hear America's citizens bashing the country into the ground, even those who like it and admit to liking it right after complaining"; U.S. is discovered to be a self-harmer.
→ ART FILL [Sweden]
"YOU ARE ACCORDINGLY INVITED... TO THE PARTY IN SWEDEN'S PANTS."
→ UNTITLED 1-7/? [Sealand/Hong Kong + England]
Sealand meets Hong Kong, but later finds out he's England's whipping boy (and it's his fault).
→ OLIVES AND YELLOW ROSES 1-5/? [Turkey/Grecia]
Angst; "He'd loved her."
→ PRUSSIA ON RESPONSIBLE BIRDWATCHING [Prussia, Gilbird]
A "shotgun talk" is given to the lucky significant other.
→ UNTITLED [S. Italy/Tomato]
"Romano has sex with a tomato."
→ THREE CONSCIENCES, A BRA, AND THE TROUBLE THAT ENSUES 1-2/? [Canada/Ukraine]
Poland sends Canada to accompany Ukraine on her bra fitting, and one thing leads to another.
→ BATTLE OF FRANCE 3-6/? [France, Vichy France]
WWII; France confronts his alter ego.
→ THE AMAZING RACE: AFTERMATH 2-4/? [U.S.-Russia-S. Korea-Japan → China]
A race is held along the Great Wall for the sake of boning China.
→ HALF-FULL [Russia/Lithuania]
Stuffing; Russia likes his favorites to be well-fed.
→ UNTITLED [U.S., England]
"Nations declare their independence via break-up letters to their sovereign nation."
→ UNTITLED [Latvia/Estonia]
It is accidentally made public that Latvia tops.
→ THIS BLOODY CONTRAPTION! 2/2 [England/Fem!U.S.]
England has some trouble navigating female lingerie.
→ ACE-HIGH 1-5/17 COMIC FILL [U.S./Russia]
Russia is seduced by a determined cowboy.
→ FAREWELL TO LUMINA 9/? [U.S./England]
England loses his sight.
→ WHAT'S IN A SONG 5/5 [Russia]
"A county is moved to tears upon hearing one or several of their people sing their national anthem."
→ UNITED IN PERVERSITY 5/5 [World, Berlusconi]
The world reacts to the Spanish publication of pictures from the Italian PM's naked party in Sardinia.
→ SPLIT MIND 1.1-1.4/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Alfred is a split personality resulting from Matthew's Dissociative Identity Disorder -- treatment is a difficult process.
→ THE HAMBURGER-EATINGEST CLOWN 2/2 [U.S./Ronald McDonald]
U.S. just loves his fast food.
→ TAKING RESPONSIBILITY 5/10 [Canada/Ukraine]
Or, the tale of how Saskatchewan came into the world.
→ UNTITLED 4/4 + LOST SNIPPET [Russia/Prussia]
Established, consensual relationship and unabashed fluff.
→ AFTERNOON HEADLINES 7/? [Germany/N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
Citizens react to news of their nation's sexual relations with another nation.
→ UNTITLED 11-13/? [England/England/England]
Gentleman vs. Hooligan: two very different versions of England compete for the original's affections.
→ THE FRESHMAKER [Netherlands/Canada]
"Canada discovers Mentos."
→ CLOTH AND WINE 4/4 [England/Portugal]
Two countries of the oldest alliance in the world.
→ UNTITLED PROLOGUE-1/? [U.S./England]
U.S. is a vampire.
→ WONDERLAND: CLOVER, HEART, STAR [U.S., Canada, Various]
Based on the plot of Alice Human Sacrifice -- the Alices and the dream, Hetalia-style.
→ MILKY WHITE SAIGON EPILOGUE [U.S./Vietnam]
Vietname War; "Saigon was their place to rest, to drink, to laugh, and to sleep with the cute Vietnamese girls."
→ UNTITLED / AND IN THE END MULTIPLE FILLS [France/England; Russia/U.S.]
After a "velvet apocalypse", the former nations are granted a human life.
→ WITH SPECIAL GUESTS GERMANIA AND GRANDPA ROME [Germania, Rome]
The Bad Luck Trio in the beginning: two boys and a trap.
→ NOT ENOUGH 5/? [U.S./Canada]
Sequel to A Bit Too Much; a drunken Canada gives U.S. a lapdance.
→ SOMETHING NEW 4/4 [U.S./Canada]
Namely, vertical sex.
→ UNTITLED [Prussia, Germany]
A small moment between siblings.
→ DELIRIUM TEASER [Russia/U.S.]
Russia gains U.S.'s trust by taking care of him while he's sick. Ulterior motives abound.
→ MISFIRE FILL [Canada]
"Yes yes doubleyes
this is EXACTLY what I had in mind. MOAR."
→ INDEPENDENCE 5/5 [Russia/Sealand + Latvia]
Sealand calls Latvia's name while Russia fucks him.
→ THE BROKEN CIRCLE 1-2/? [Various]
American Gods/Hetalia crossover; nations speak with their old gods.
→ A TINY PROBLEM 1/? [U.S./Canada]
Matthew gets his tongue pierced. Alfred thinks it's sexy.
→ ALL FOR YOU 2/2 [England/U.S.]
Shota; fluffy and consensual.
→ YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE! OMAKE [England]
England wakes up with a hangover, next to someone and with a weird tattoo.
→ THEIR FINEST HOUR 10-12/? [Germany/France, England/France]
WWII, non-con; from the desperate attempt at a Franco-British union to the Nazi occupation.
→ UNTITLED 14-16/? [Russia/Estonia/Latvia]
In Lithuania's absence, Russia has more time to spend with the other Baltics.
→ ART FILL [Finland]
Response to Conqueror; showcasing the darker side of the Sweden/Finland union.
→ DRUNKEN CONFESSION 3/3 [U.S./England]
England confesses his feelings while sloshed.
→ IN WHICH THEY ACTUALLY GO TO IHOP 1-2A/? [U.S./England]
U.S. attempts to take England to IHOP. Amazing fail ensues.
→ THE ONE WHERE SWEDEN SCARES EVERYONE 6/6 + MISSING 3B [Sweden/Finland]
Finland finds it arousing when other people are scared of Sweden.
→ CARNAL PLEASURES 3-4/? [England/U.S.]
U.S.'s closet vegetarianism is outed when he leaves his burger unattended.
→ AWAY GAME 2/2 [Estonia/Finland, Sweden]
"Sweden is a stalking husbando."
→ FOREVER ONE 0-1/? [Canada, England, U.S.]
U.S. loses his Revolution; Canada is determined to keep British North America together.
→ NO SHORTAGE OF RUM 3/? [England, Jack Sparrow]
Hetalia/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover; Captain Jack Sparrow hears of a certain, seemingly immortal Captain Arthur Kirkland.
→ GO BABY GO 2/2 [Lithuania/Poland]
The first time Poland came to a world meeting in a skirt, Lithuania had to assert his claim.
→ COMIC FILL 11/11 [Greece/Japan]
Hanging out at a cat café.
→ AETERNUM 1-3/? [Rome/France]
Rome and the younger France-as-Gaul in a "pseudo-historical Erastes/Eromenos relationship".
→ WATER SPORTS 7-7.5/? [Russia/Canada, France/England]
Skinny-dipping in a private indoor pool.
→ PAIN 1-3/? [Sealand]
Sealand's family and friends attempt to help him with his self-harm issues.
→ FOR A LIFETIME 2/2 [Sweden/Finland]
A wolfboy, a little cloaked boy, and a really cute fairytale of some sort.
→ ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, CANADA. 31/? [Canada]
High school AU; the diary of Matthew Williams, chronicling his encounters with gay nympho parents, overenthusiastic brothers and best friends, and a trap.
→ UNDER THE SUN 5/? [U.S.]
"It was the Wild West that made America 'grow up'."
→ UNTITLED [U.S., England, Germany, N. Italy]
"In the United States, 'having a beer' is semi-harmless act that leaves you feeling slightly mellow, whereas in Germany it can leave you dancing naked on the roof of a moving bus."
→ GENBU [U.S., Canada]
Part of the first meetings prompt; the twins' first encounter.
→ WHEN THE WIND BLOWS THE WATER WHITE AND BLACK 17/17 [U.S./England]
In which England is a mermaid.
→ MISFIRE FILL [Sweden]
"This anon had actually already made something for this.
:>
http://i30.tinypic.com/21dex4g.jpg"
FILL OFFERS
→ Germany & Prussia, teaching Germany about St. Nick and messing it all up
→ Anyone, the nations' bosses finding the kink meme
→ Anyone, Hetalia as a medium for learning important events
→ China, somebody gives him the Hello Kitty Shoulder Massager (a.k.a. Vibrator)
→ SEQUEL TO THE FILL DARK INSIDE: S. Italy/N. Italy, the aftermath of S. Italy forcing himself on his brother
→ The Recession/The Economy, non-con with Fem!Recession
→ Anyone, Nation A is dying and waiting for Nation B -- who never arrives
→ World, a demented "collector" starts kidnapping nation-tans for a private exhibit
→ France & England, France introduces his young charge to a rabbit
→ Germany, "gorgeous drag!queen!Ludwig" in 20's/30's Weimar Berlin
→ ART: England/U.S., U.S. as a mythological creature
→ Germany/N. Italy, N. Italy "romancing the pants off of Germany on a date"
→ Germany/England, non-con/dubcon & AU, Germany wins WWII and abuses his newfound power in sexual ways
→ Anyone, football around the world
→ Anyone, the cast of Hetalia as porn stars
→ U.S. & England, with U.S. as the parent figure -- based on an animation
→ England & Sherlock Holmes, England hires Holmes for a case - but Holmes finds himself sidetracked by the mystery of "Mr. Kirkland"
→ Australia/England/Sealand, with English punk music in the background
→ Sweden and Finland as parent figures to Colonial America: [ ART / FIC]
→ Anyone, a tourist meets the personification of the country they're visiting
→ ART: Canada/Ukraine, Poland sends Canada in his place to help with her bra fitting
→ Fem!East Asia, femmeslash
→ Hungary/Prussia, established relationship -- Hungary tries to convince him to seduce another guy so she can watch
→ Anyone, sex in a cyberpunk setting
→ U.S./England, one of them is a girl and the other is having trouble with the bra during sex
→ Canada, AU, the treatment for his DID throws him into conflict about whether he really wants to get rid of his alternate personality -- Alfred: [ 1 / 2 / 3]
→ Country/Military, a country and its interactions with the personification of its military
→ Anyone, an unlikely band of nations join forces to fight a pandemic
→ Russia/U.S., proposing a bridge between Russia and Alaska as a means of seduction
→ Australia/U.S., falling in love and a happy, healthy relationship
→ Russia & Finland, after taking Finland from Sweden, Russia tries to treat him well
→ Various/U.S., a cash-strapped U.S. marries into the Russian family for the good of the nation: [ 1 / 2]
→ Anyone/Canada, Canada stands up for himself and gets some personal comfort afterward
→ U.S./England, England's secret pudding fetish
→ POSSIBLY A MISFIRE: 50 states terror thread, is that you?
→ England/France, Sherlock Holmes/Arsène Lupin-style
→ England/U.S., consensual, fluffy shota
→ U.S./N. Italy, frustration with Germany and England drives them together to hang out and something more
→ Turkey/Greece, Turkey is Greece's actual father, the mask is there to hide the resemblance
→ U.S./England, student/teacher in that order, established but secret relationship
→ Russia/England, chair sex
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→ KISS ME AND BY THAT I MEAN LOVINGLY, FROG 4/4 [France/England]
From fuckbuddies to... something else entirely; this is their story.
→ SILENCES 2-5/? [HRE/Chibitalia, Germany/N. Italy]
(Formerly Azure) N. Italy knew all along exactly who Germany used to be, but...
→ ECONOMIC CRISIS 1.5-5/? [The Economy/U.S.]
The economic crisis has a personification and a favorite punching bag.
→ DENIAL 2/2 [U.S./England]
England spies U.S. masturbating to thoughts of him.
→ AS SWEET AS SWISS CHOCOLATE OMAKE [Switzerland/N. Italy]
Clandestine relationship; Switzerland lets the cat out of the bag by being protective of his partner during the anniversary of the Sack of Rome.
→ ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE 33/33 + OMAKE: THEIRS ALONE [Canada/U.S.]
U.S.'s partner helps him take the later steps towards recovery from rape.
→ WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 33-34/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.
→ PRACTICAL 3/3 [Prussia/England]
Seven Years War; alliance in the form of sheer porn.
→ UNDER 9-11/? [Canada/U.S.]
Hard BDSM; at U.S.'s request, Canada gives it his best shot.
→ WE DO ALL SORTS OF THINGS! [Germany, Angela Merkel]
The nations' bosses find the kink meme.
→ REDCOAT EPILOGUE [U.S./England]
Present-day U.S. comes face-to-face with an England pulled straight from the American Revolution.
→ PROMISE 3/3 [Canada/Netherlands]
April 17th, 1945 - WWII; the liberation of the Netherlands.
→ SNAPSHOTS FROM A RENTBOY'S PHOTO ALBUM 4/4 [England/Canada/U.S.]
Alfred and Matthew are rentboys; England desires one of them but ends up with both.
→ BANDE À PART 1-3/? [Germany, Prussia, Italies]
Head injuries, disappearances, intrigue -- in other words, all the makings of a classic Hollywood film.
→ UNTITLED 1/3 [Belarus/Lithuania]
Tightlacing; Belarus disciplines Lithuania for suspected attempts to steal her Russia.
→ ARTEMIS' KNIGHT 4/? / ART FILL [U.S./England]
AU; Alfred is a notorious thief and Arthur is the officer assigned to his case.
→ THE BAD TOUCH 1-2/? [U.S./Canada]
U.S. is bad at taking hints. Canada decides to do more dropping.
→ TASTE OF REVENGE 12-13/? [World/U.S.]
Based on the financial gangbang comic fill; the world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.
→ 20 PHOTOGRAPHS 14/14 / WIR LEBEN NOCH IN GEISTERHÄUSER EPILOGUE [Germany, Prussia]
After the fall of the Berlin Wall, Prussia gradually loses his memory.
→ RETRIBUTION 9-10/? / WILD JUSTICE 7-10/? / HAUNTED 1-3.5/? / MR. BUNNY 1/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.
→ 50 LITTLE DEMONS 4-6/? [World, States of the U.S.]
"The nations learn the terror that is the 50 states."
→ MY TETIS > YOUR PAPA 7/? [OC/OC]
The saga of Latvia's daughter and Russia's son.
→ IS PAPA IN TROUBLE? 2-3/? [Finland/Sweden]
Let's get some erotic spankin' going on.
→ AND READING BETWEEN THE LINES DERIVES THIS / UNTITLED [France/England; Russia/U.S.]
The younger of two nations wishes to grow up to marry their elder.
*MULTIPLE FILLS ON PROMPT
→ ACROSS WORLDS 1-2/? [N. Italy]
N. Italy gets sent to an alternate dimension where everyone is the opposite of their canon selves.
→ NIGHTMARE CENTRAL 5/? [World]
AU; a number of single dads drop their kids off at the same old preschool.
→ THEIR MEILLEUR AMI 2/2 [France/England]
France happens upon England masturbating.
→ SPOILER: HE'S NOT AN ONLY CHILD 26.1-26.2/? [France/England, U.S., Canada]
(Previously Lovingly Untitled) Based on The Parent Trap; Alfred and Matthew are estranged twins trying to get their parents back together.
→ LOCURA 1/? [Spain/S. Italy]
Spain is in love with S. Italy is in love with someone else entirely.
→ WHO ARE YOU? 1-5/? [U.S./Canada, Russia/Canada]
Russia brainwashes Canada, and then makes U.S. watch.
→ YOU THOUGHT ÉCLAIRS WERE INNOCENT. 1-3/? [Various]
Sexual fantasies run rampant during a boring speech at a world meeting.
→ PUPPET 0-1/? [Japan, Philippines]
Philippines confronts Japan for the damage he did during WWII.
→ UNTITLED / THE BRIGHT OF THINGS WHOLE MULTIPLE FILLS [Russia; Russia/U.S.]
"Russia goes to South Dakota and frolics in a field of sunflowers."
→ ITALIAN LOVERS ARE ALWAYS HELPFUL 9/9 [N. Italy/Germany]
N. Italy surprises Germany by taking to topping like a fish to water.
→ THE LANGUAGE OF FLOWERS 3/? [U.S./Japan]
Japan gave the U.S. over 6,000 cherry blossom seedlings to beautify Washington D.C.; U.S. finally finds out the true significance of the gift.
→ PSEUDO-FILL 1/? [U.S./Canada]
Based on the article "The Ugly American and other stereotypes".
→ BETWEEN YOU AND I... 4/? [Russia/Latvia]
Size difference kink; biggest + rather small nation = kol.
→ OF CHICKS AND COMFORTS 1/? [Prussia, Gilbird]
On the death of a small companion.
→ SHADOWS 5/5 [Prussia/S. Italy]
After unification, they're just extra baggage.
→ FRANCES ALWAYS GETS WHAT SHE WANTS 4/4 [Fem!France/England]
And what Frances wants is her birthday present, all wrapped up in English clothing.
→ UPHEAVAL 2-2.5/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Matthew's stalker gets his hands on Alfred instead, but it doesn't stop there.
→ ART FILL / PERUSASIAT 2/2 MULTIPLE FILLS [Sweden]
"Sweden and Caramelldansen."
→ ABSENT FUTURE 1-3/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Matthew tries to help his brother and himself cope with Alfred's amnesia.
→ LOVINIA VARGAS AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY 2/2 [Spain/Fem!S. Italy]
Hell hath no fury like an Italian woman crossed.
→ THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS 1-4/? [England/OC, England/U.S.]
U.S. dies and England must learn to live with his legacy. And perhaps fall in love with the new kid on the block.
→ THE EAGLE AND THE BEAR 2/2 [Germany/Russia]
"Double sadism"; it is nothing less than the most vicious of power struggles.
→ THE SO-CALLED EVER BURNING SUN 4/? [England/U.S.]
England helps U.S. recover after a breakdown.
→ STRANGE LITTLE MOUSE AND HIS STRANGE LITTLE BOOKS 4/4 [Belarus/Latvia]
An odd little relationship.
→ VIKING VACATION 7-12/? [Norway/Denmark/Iceland, Sweden/Finland]
The Nordics go camping, and the tent arrangements lead to some unforeseen complications.
→ UNTITLED 1/? [N. Italy/Germany]
Mpreg; there is something quite biologically wrong with Germany.
→ HOLD ME CLOSE 54/? [U.S./England]
U.S. supports England through recovery after a brutal period in captivity.
→ APOLOGIZE 1-3/? [Turkey/Canada]
Sequel to this; Canada's apology for his impromptu invasion of Turkey includes "silk, whips, cockrings, and Turkish delight(s)".
→ UN LAPIN POUR MON PETIT LAPIN [France, England]
"Rabbits are not native to Britain, they were brought over there from the Mediterranean by the Normans"; France gives little England a rabbit of his very own.
→ UNTITLED 2.2/2.2 [Spain/S. Italy]
The younger of two nations wishes to grow up to marry their elder.
→ IT'S OKAY 2/2 [Sealand/Latvia]
Latvia goes a bit off the deep end; Sealand tries damage control.
→ ART FILL [Russia/China]
Response to Day of Conception VS One Child Policy; based on Russia's Procreation Day -- a whole day off to have sex, whoever shall he do?
→ COMMON GROUND 1-2/? [England/Norway]
There's nothing quite like bonding over unicorns.
→ ALL IN ONE NIGHT 4/4 [Allies/Germany]
"How about the Allied Forces gangbanging Germany?"
→ THE EVOLUTION OF AMERICA AND ENGLAND 2/2 [U.S./England]
When U.S. stopped seeing England as a father figure.
→ FULL OF GRACE 1-3/? [France/Marianne]
In honor of Bastille Day; the story of France and his female counterpart in national personification.
→ DELAYED ATTACK - RUSSIA TIEM OMAKE [Russia]
The nations meet... their fans.
→ IT WOULD ALL SHATTER ANYWAYS... 1/? [Denmark/Estonia]
"Danish rule of Tallinn and Northern Estonia started in 1219"; Estonia is a prisoner.
→ MISFIRE FILL [France/England]
"England, England...
If the memory is of importance, children will NEVER forget!
Dammit the tension is building down here!"
→ BEGINNING OF A SYNDROME 7/7 [Sweden/Finland]
Prior to 1809; they were still together, then.
→ DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A DON JUAN 1.1-2.2/? [England/Canada, Canada/U.S., England/U.S.]
England and Canada are in an established relationship -- and then both accidentally fall for U.S. at the same time.
→ THE 2009 AMERICAN INVASION OF CANADA 3/3 / ALL-AMERICAN TERRORIST TOURIST 0-2/? / PANIC 1/? [U.S.]
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography"; when U.S. tries to learn geography for an innocent trip, the world freaks.
→ SWEET TOOTH 1-2/? [U.S.]
Sequel to The 2009 American Invasion of Canada; "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography" -- when U.S. tries to learn geography for an innocent trip, the world freaks.
→ BÊTE NOIRE PROLOGUE [France]
"What if France has a supernatural/fantastic power of his very own?"
→ ATTENTION 1-5/? [France/Canada]
Canada struggles with having his long-time crush seemingly requited, and 1763 rears its head with a vengeance.
→ PEEPING TOMS 1/? [U.S./Canada, France/England]
France and England spy on their erstwhile charges and get some action in the process.
→ RED ASCENT 23-28/? [Russia/U.S.]
Russia has conquered U.S.
→ NO BETTER PLACE THAN THE SHOWER. [Russia/U.S.]
The purpose of a shower is a matter of perspective.
→ YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER 20-23/? [World]
The nations' identities are revealed to the general public.
→ I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY PROLOGUE-2/? [U.S.]
"It's actually quite common to hear America's citizens bashing the country into the ground, even those who like it and admit to liking it right after complaining"; U.S. is discovered to be a self-harmer.
→ ART FILL [Sweden]
"YOU ARE ACCORDINGLY INVITED... TO THE PARTY IN SWEDEN'S PANTS."
→ UNTITLED 1-7/? [Sealand/Hong Kong + England]
Sealand meets Hong Kong, but later finds out he's England's whipping boy (and it's his fault).
→ OLIVES AND YELLOW ROSES 1-5/? [Turkey/Grecia]
Angst; "He'd loved her."
→ PRUSSIA ON RESPONSIBLE BIRDWATCHING [Prussia, Gilbird]
A "shotgun talk" is given to the lucky significant other.
→ UNTITLED [S. Italy/Tomato]
"Romano has sex with a tomato."
→ THREE CONSCIENCES, A BRA, AND THE TROUBLE THAT ENSUES 1-2/? [Canada/Ukraine]
Poland sends Canada to accompany Ukraine on her bra fitting, and one thing leads to another.
→ BATTLE OF FRANCE 3-6/? [France, Vichy France]
WWII; France confronts his alter ego.
→ THE AMAZING RACE: AFTERMATH 2-4/? [U.S.-Russia-S. Korea-Japan → China]
A race is held along the Great Wall for the sake of boning China.
→ HALF-FULL [Russia/Lithuania]
Stuffing; Russia likes his favorites to be well-fed.
→ UNTITLED [U.S., England]
"Nations declare their independence via break-up letters to their sovereign nation."
→ UNTITLED [Latvia/Estonia]
It is accidentally made public that Latvia tops.
→ THIS BLOODY CONTRAPTION! 2/2 [England/Fem!U.S.]
England has some trouble navigating female lingerie.
→ ACE-HIGH 1-5/17 COMIC FILL [U.S./Russia]
Russia is seduced by a determined cowboy.
→ FAREWELL TO LUMINA 9/? [U.S./England]
England loses his sight.
→ WHAT'S IN A SONG 5/5 [Russia]
"A county is moved to tears upon hearing one or several of their people sing their national anthem."
→ UNITED IN PERVERSITY 5/5 [World, Berlusconi]
The world reacts to the Spanish publication of pictures from the Italian PM's naked party in Sardinia.
→ SPLIT MIND 1.1-1.4/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Alfred is a split personality resulting from Matthew's Dissociative Identity Disorder -- treatment is a difficult process.
→ THE HAMBURGER-EATINGEST CLOWN 2/2 [U.S./Ronald McDonald]
U.S. just loves his fast food.
→ TAKING RESPONSIBILITY 5/10 [Canada/Ukraine]
Or, the tale of how Saskatchewan came into the world.
→ UNTITLED 4/4 + LOST SNIPPET [Russia/Prussia]
Established, consensual relationship and unabashed fluff.
→ AFTERNOON HEADLINES 7/? [Germany/N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
Citizens react to news of their nation's sexual relations with another nation.
→ UNTITLED 11-13/? [England/England/England]
Gentleman vs. Hooligan: two very different versions of England compete for the original's affections.
→ THE FRESHMAKER [Netherlands/Canada]
"Canada discovers Mentos."
→ CLOTH AND WINE 4/4 [England/Portugal]
Two countries of the oldest alliance in the world.
→ UNTITLED PROLOGUE-1/? [U.S./England]
U.S. is a vampire.
→ WONDERLAND: CLOVER, HEART, STAR [U.S., Canada, Various]
Based on the plot of Alice Human Sacrifice -- the Alices and the dream, Hetalia-style.
→ MILKY WHITE SAIGON EPILOGUE [U.S./Vietnam]
Vietname War; "Saigon was their place to rest, to drink, to laugh, and to sleep with the cute Vietnamese girls."
→ UNTITLED / AND IN THE END MULTIPLE FILLS [France/England; Russia/U.S.]
After a "velvet apocalypse", the former nations are granted a human life.
→ WITH SPECIAL GUESTS GERMANIA AND GRANDPA ROME [Germania, Rome]
The Bad Luck Trio in the beginning: two boys and a trap.
→ NOT ENOUGH 5/? [U.S./Canada]
Sequel to A Bit Too Much; a drunken Canada gives U.S. a lapdance.
→ SOMETHING NEW 4/4 [U.S./Canada]
Namely, vertical sex.
→ UNTITLED [Prussia, Germany]
A small moment between siblings.
→ DELIRIUM TEASER [Russia/U.S.]
Russia gains U.S.'s trust by taking care of him while he's sick. Ulterior motives abound.
→ MISFIRE FILL [Canada]
"Yes yes doubleyes
this is EXACTLY what I had in mind. MOAR."
→ INDEPENDENCE 5/5 [Russia/Sealand + Latvia]
Sealand calls Latvia's name while Russia fucks him.
→ THE BROKEN CIRCLE 1-2/? [Various]
American Gods/Hetalia crossover; nations speak with their old gods.
→ A TINY PROBLEM 1/? [U.S./Canada]
Matthew gets his tongue pierced. Alfred thinks it's sexy.
→ ALL FOR YOU 2/2 [England/U.S.]
Shota; fluffy and consensual.
→ YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE! OMAKE [England]
England wakes up with a hangover, next to someone and with a weird tattoo.
→ THEIR FINEST HOUR 10-12/? [Germany/France, England/France]
WWII, non-con; from the desperate attempt at a Franco-British union to the Nazi occupation.
→ UNTITLED 14-16/? [Russia/Estonia/Latvia]
In Lithuania's absence, Russia has more time to spend with the other Baltics.
→ ART FILL [Finland]
Response to Conqueror; showcasing the darker side of the Sweden/Finland union.
→ DRUNKEN CONFESSION 3/3 [U.S./England]
England confesses his feelings while sloshed.
→ IN WHICH THEY ACTUALLY GO TO IHOP 1-2A/? [U.S./England]
U.S. attempts to take England to IHOP. Amazing fail ensues.
→ THE ONE WHERE SWEDEN SCARES EVERYONE 6/6 + MISSING 3B [Sweden/Finland]
Finland finds it arousing when other people are scared of Sweden.
→ CARNAL PLEASURES 3-4/? [England/U.S.]
U.S.'s closet vegetarianism is outed when he leaves his burger unattended.
→ AWAY GAME 2/2 [Estonia/Finland, Sweden]
"Sweden is a stalking husbando."
→ FOREVER ONE 0-1/? [Canada, England, U.S.]
U.S. loses his Revolution; Canada is determined to keep British North America together.
→ NO SHORTAGE OF RUM 3/? [England, Jack Sparrow]
Hetalia/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover; Captain Jack Sparrow hears of a certain, seemingly immortal Captain Arthur Kirkland.
→ GO BABY GO 2/2 [Lithuania/Poland]
The first time Poland came to a world meeting in a skirt, Lithuania had to assert his claim.
→ COMIC FILL 11/11 [Greece/Japan]
Hanging out at a cat café.
→ AETERNUM 1-3/? [Rome/France]
Rome and the younger France-as-Gaul in a "pseudo-historical Erastes/Eromenos relationship".
→ WATER SPORTS 7-7.5/? [Russia/Canada, France/England]
Skinny-dipping in a private indoor pool.
→ PAIN 1-3/? [Sealand]
Sealand's family and friends attempt to help him with his self-harm issues.
→ FOR A LIFETIME 2/2 [Sweden/Finland]
A wolfboy, a little cloaked boy, and a really cute fairytale of some sort.
→ ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, CANADA. 31/? [Canada]
High school AU; the diary of Matthew Williams, chronicling his encounters with gay nympho parents, overenthusiastic brothers and best friends, and a trap.
→ UNDER THE SUN 5/? [U.S.]
"It was the Wild West that made America 'grow up'."
→ UNTITLED [U.S., England, Germany, N. Italy]
"In the United States, 'having a beer' is semi-harmless act that leaves you feeling slightly mellow, whereas in Germany it can leave you dancing naked on the roof of a moving bus."
→ GENBU [U.S., Canada]
Part of the first meetings prompt; the twins' first encounter.
→ WHEN THE WIND BLOWS THE WATER WHITE AND BLACK 17/17 [U.S./England]
In which England is a mermaid.
→ MISFIRE FILL [Sweden]
"This anon had actually already made something for this.
:>
http://i30.tinypic.com/21dex4g.jpg"
FILL OFFERS
→ Germany & Prussia, teaching Germany about St. Nick and messing it all up
→ Anyone, the nations' bosses finding the kink meme
→ Anyone, Hetalia as a medium for learning important events
→ China, somebody gives him the Hello Kitty Shoulder Massager (a.k.a. Vibrator)
→ SEQUEL TO THE FILL DARK INSIDE: S. Italy/N. Italy, the aftermath of S. Italy forcing himself on his brother
→ The Recession/The Economy, non-con with Fem!Recession
→ Anyone, Nation A is dying and waiting for Nation B -- who never arrives
→ World, a demented "collector" starts kidnapping nation-tans for a private exhibit
→ France & England, France introduces his young charge to a rabbit
→ Germany, "gorgeous drag!queen!Ludwig" in 20's/30's Weimar Berlin
→ ART: England/U.S., U.S. as a mythological creature
→ Germany/N. Italy, N. Italy "romancing the pants off of Germany on a date"
→ Germany/England, non-con/dubcon & AU, Germany wins WWII and abuses his newfound power in sexual ways
→ Anyone, football around the world
→ Anyone, the cast of Hetalia as porn stars
→ U.S. & England, with U.S. as the parent figure -- based on an animation
→ England & Sherlock Holmes, England hires Holmes for a case - but Holmes finds himself sidetracked by the mystery of "Mr. Kirkland"
→ Australia/England/Sealand, with English punk music in the background
→ Sweden and Finland as parent figures to Colonial America: [ ART / FIC]
→ Anyone, a tourist meets the personification of the country they're visiting
→ ART: Canada/Ukraine, Poland sends Canada in his place to help with her bra fitting
→ Fem!East Asia, femmeslash
→ Hungary/Prussia, established relationship -- Hungary tries to convince him to seduce another guy so she can watch
→ Anyone, sex in a cyberpunk setting
→ U.S./England, one of them is a girl and the other is having trouble with the bra during sex
→ Canada, AU, the treatment for his DID throws him into conflict about whether he really wants to get rid of his alternate personality -- Alfred: [ 1 / 2 / 3]
→ Country/Military, a country and its interactions with the personification of its military
→ Anyone, an unlikely band of nations join forces to fight a pandemic
→ Russia/U.S., proposing a bridge between Russia and Alaska as a means of seduction
→ Australia/U.S., falling in love and a happy, healthy relationship
→ Russia & Finland, after taking Finland from Sweden, Russia tries to treat him well
→ Various/U.S., a cash-strapped U.S. marries into the Russian family for the good of the nation: [ 1 / 2]
→ Anyone/Canada, Canada stands up for himself and gets some personal comfort afterward
→ U.S./England, England's secret pudding fetish
→ POSSIBLY A MISFIRE: 50 states terror thread, is that you?
→ England/France, Sherlock Holmes/Arsène Lupin-style
→ England/U.S., consensual, fluffy shota
→ U.S./N. Italy, frustration with Germany and England drives them together to hang out and something more
→ Turkey/Greece, Turkey is Greece's actual father, the mask is there to hide the resemblance
→ U.S./England, student/teacher in that order, established but secret relationship
→ Russia/England, chair sex
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