72. July 1-7, 2009
FILLS
→ UNDER 4-6/? [Canada/U.S.]
Hard BDSM; at U.S.'s request, Canada gives it his best shot.
→ THANK YOU, TERRIFYING LITTLE SISTER! 3/3 [Russia/U.S.]
A makeout session results from Belarus and Russia crashing a meeting.
→ THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH 25-28/? [Various/U.S., Japan/England/U.S.]
Rewrite for flick your cigarette and kiss me; U.S. gets off on humiliation and degradation - he asks someone he trusts to roleplay it with him.
→ UNTITLED 5/5 [Austria/Switzerland]
Switzerland masturbates to Austria using a gun.
→ SILVER BELLS AND COCKLE SHELLS 4/? [France/Belgium]
France finds himself the one courted for a change.
→ THE PROBLEM WITH FAIRYTALES [England/Norway]
Based on the song "Fairytale" from Eurovision; their love is like one.
→ OH MISTRESS MINE 1-2/? [France/Fem!Russia]
During the heyday of Napoleon and Alexander I; France, Russia, and mutual curiosity.
→ FORTY 2/2 / UNTITLED 2/2 MULTIPLE FILLS [World]
After a "velvet apocalypse", the former nations are granted a human life.
→ YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER 17-19/? [World]
The nations' identities are revealed to the general public.
→ SLIGHTLY LONGER AFTER TRAFALGAR 2/2 [France/England]
Sequel to After Trafalgar; alternate history where England is defeated at the Battle of Trafalgar -- France celebrates his victory, French-style.
→ AND THE MUSIC STOPS 1/? [Austria/Hungary]
Austria and Hungary's individual reactions to the crumbling of their relationship.
→ PRESSURE GAUGE 2/2 [Germany/N. Italy]
On the discovery of sex while out of condoms.
→ AND I KNOW YOU LIKE IT, TOO 5/5 [France/U.S.]
They aren't on the best of terms in public, but guess who's France's bitch behind closed doors?
→ CAT AND MOUSE 3/? [U.S./England]
AU; Alfred is a notorious thief and Arthur is the officer assigned to his case.
→ OH, BABY 3/3 [U.S./England]
U.S. calls England "Engwand" during sex.
→ BETWEEN YOU AND I... 1-2/? [Russia/Latvia]
Size difference kink; biggest + rather small nation = kol.
→ EARTH KINDERGARTEN CLASS 2/? / NIGHTMARE CENTRAL 2-4/? MULTIPLE FILLS [World]
AU; a number of single dads drop their kids off at the same old preschool.
→ MORE MISFIRE FILL [U.S./England]
"*nosebleed* more! more!"
→ TOSSER [England]
"Telling the leaders of the BNP exactly where they can shove their 'pro-indigenous' policies."
→ KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS [England, France, Sealand]
Meanwhile, their parent nations just fail at parenting.
→ COMIC FILL 13/? [World/U.S.]
The world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.
→ TASTE OF REVENGE 10-11/? [World/U.S.]
Based on the financial gangbang comic fill; the world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.
→ RETRIBUTION 1/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.
→ I'M TOO BUSY TO WRITE PORN! MISFIRE FILL [Hungary]
"I'm sorry everyone who is reading this! XD; I'm busy with things and running around... BUT I WILL FINISH THIS. : D
DON'T WORRY, KAY? I WILL write! : D
Just... Just not yet.
BE PATIENT. XD"
→ SPAIN, ROMANO, AND LOVINITO [Spain/S. Italy]
Two guys and a turtle.
→ DON'T MAKE ME BEG! 7/7 [U.S./England]
Mpreg; Partner B, despite his condition, is too sexually frustrated to care about Partner A's misgivings about late-term sex.
→ GOOD PLANS WORK OUT 2/2 [Latvia/Sealand]
Hungary plays matchmaker for "pure innocent young love".
→ GOOD OLD-FASHIONED LOVER BOY 10/10 / AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER 1/? MULTIPLE FILLS [England/Fem!U.S.]
After the girl goes through a messy breakup, England sets out to show U.S. what a real old-fashioned courtship looks like.
→ UNTITLED / FILL IT FILL IT FILL IT MULTIPLE MISFIRE FILLS [Japan; Prussia]
"FIFTHED
THIS IS NEEDED. LIKE A PASSION.
FILL IT FILL IT FILL IT!"
→ CANADA ABANDONS MONARCHY! 3/3 [Canada/England]
England sees something alarming in the news, and decides to bring it up at the world meeting. While sloshed.
→ UNTITLED 10/10 [Switzerland/Austria]
Young Austria hurts himself on purpose to get Switzerland's attention.
→ UPHEAVAL 1/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Matthew's stalker gets his hands on Alfred instead, but it doesn't stop there.
→ RED ASCENT 1-13/? [Russia/U.S.]
Sequel to Red Fall; Russia has conquered U.S.
→ JUST UNDER MY SKIN 3/3 [Germany, Prussia]
Cannibalism; after the dissolution of Prussia in 1947 comes the literal devouring of reunification.
→ CONSPIRACY THEORY 1-6/? [U.S., Japan, Californias]
After watching anime, California asks Japan about the blatant Americanisms.
→ NURTURING 2/2 [Russia, Latvia]
Britannia Angel's meddling winds Latvia up with a smaller Russia and babysitting duty.
→ UNTITLED 2/2 [Fem!U.S./Fem!England]
On kisses and their distribution.
→ HOLLYWOOD HORROR 21/21 [U.S.]
U.S. tries to find a bed to crawl into after a scary movie.
*MULTIPLE FILLS FOR PROMPT
→ JUST SAY YES 5/5 [Russia/Russia]
The psychotic version of Russia puts his saner counterpart through his paces.
→ BÄNDER UND VÖGEL 1-2/? [Prussia/Liechtenstein]
Switzerland does not approve of this relationship.
→ HALLELUJAH 2/2 [U.K. - Scotland, Republic of Ireland]
Ireland leaves.
→ GERMANY - GERMANY 1-0 6/6 [Germany/Prussia]
Concerning East Germany and the Berlin Wall.
→ TO REMEMBER 3/3 [World]
"Once a year, all nations gather to honor the memory of nations that ceased to be".
→ MY GOD, HOW COULD YOU?!?! 3/3 / BACKDROP 3/3 MULTIPLE FILLS [U.S./England; Canada]
AU; your mission, should you choose to accept it -- "stuff as many clichés as humanly possible into a romance fill between two or more of the nation-tans".
→ NECESSARY [U.S.]
U.S. gets more and more violent.
→ MARCH HARE 1-2/? [Czech Republic]
Czechoslovakia goes through a number of changes.
→ IN THE WIND'S SINGING 6/6 [Canada]
The world scrambles to find Canada after his identity as a nation is erased.
→ UNTITLED / THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS MULTIPLE FILLS [U.S.]
U.S. dances to Hannah Montana, unfortunately for hapless bystanders.
→ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! MISFIRE FILL [Switzerland/Liechtenstein]
"'beams' I love this pairing and am really enjoying how you're writing them. Can't wait for more!"
→ WE'RE ON TO YOU (SERIOUSLY) 1/? [U.S.]
A "shotgun talk" is given to the lucky significant other.
→ TAKE IT BACK!! 2A- 2B/? [U.S./England]
U.S. says something stupid; England sheds some salt water; other former colonies have their say.
→ PUH-LEASE GIRLFRIEND 4-5/? [Female Nations]
There's nothing like girl talk to spice up an evening.
→ PRUSSIAN EXPANSION INTO THE KINK MEME MISFIRE FILL [Prussia]
"OMG I LOVED THIS FILL. I had to use caplocks because I am screaming gleefully. This was so funny and hilariously IC. Great Job!!!!"
→ THE PRICE OF LOVE IS A SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE 14/14 [Spain, Austria, Italies]
Spain and Austria come up with a plan to pimp out their respective mini-Italies.
→ UNTITLED 6/6 [Prussia/Hungary/Austria]
Austria and Prussia set out to convince Hungary she really is a girl.
→ SEJR 5/5 [Denmark/Prussia]
It's a fight for dominance for the ages.
→ BURNED CHOCOLATE STILL TASTES JUST AS SWEET [Switzerland/Liechtenstein]
The art of making chocolates.
→ THREE TIMES ENGLAND ADMIRED CANADA AND AMERICA 2/3 [England, U.S., Canada]
Twin brothers kicking ass and taking names.
→ THE LAST SASKATCHEWAN PIRATE 1-4/? [Canada, U.S., England]
U.S. and England are captured by Captain Matthew Williams of Saskatchewan.
→ JE MANQUE MON FRÈRE 1/? [Russia, France, Colonial Canada]
France disapproves of his colony's choice of friends.
→ AND THEY PRAY FOR A BLUE SKY 2/2 [Israel/Armenia]
Armenia offers comfort in a time of adversity.
→ YOURS IF YOU'LL HAVE ME 4/4 / AND HE SHALL HAVE 2/2 MULTIPLE FILLS [Sweden/Finland]
Sweden distances himself from Finland in an attempt to give him space. It backfires spectacularly.
→ ESSENTIAL PARTS 4/4 [Denmark/Norway]
Denmark gives Norway a vibrator molded on his own dick.
→ RIGHT THERE...PLEASE / HAIR 1/? MULTIPLE FILLS [France/Young!Canada]
Canada is hard-put to hide the exact effect of France on haircurl.
→ SHARING 3/3 [Canada/U.S.]
A brotherly sharing of pancakes, maple syrup, and other substances.
→ INTERREGNUM 3/3 [Switzerland/Liechtenstein]
More than a sibling relationship.
→ THEIR FINEST HOUR 1-4/? [Germany/France, England/France]
WWII, non-con; from the desperate attempt at a Franco-British union to the Nazi occupation.
→ ART FILL [U.S., Canada]
During the Canada Day/Independence Day celebrations, the two take a moment to watch the joint Windsor-Detroit fireworks together.
→ FAREWELL TO LUMINA 7/? [U.S./England]
England loses his sight.
→ NATURE OF INVITING 1-3/? [Spain/S. Italy]
Borderline non-con; Spain comes upon a sleeping Italy...
→ L'AQUILA 3/3 [Germany/N. Italy]
A cuddle and a cry is good for you.
→ TIME TO WALK THE PWANK~! 1/? COMIC FILL [England, Colonial U.S.]
The dread pirate England sails the high seas with a special, very small passenger.
→ CC: LOL HI 13-15/? [England/Canada, France/England, U.S./Canada]
England and Canada have been chatting online without knowing it. Now, they're ready to meet up -- only problem? The chaperones.
→ THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS 5/5 [Poland/Lithuania]
A crossdressed Poland tops. Hard.
→ LESSONS 1-3/? [Prussia/Norway/Denmark]
"The Danish prince Denmark is being asked if he has ever had a gay fantasy. His answer: Not that I know of."
→ BAD DREAMS 7/? [U.S./England]
U.S. is a vampire.
→ DAY OF CONCEPTION VS ONE CHILD POLICY 2/? [Russia/China]
Based on Russia's Procreation Day; a whole day off to have sex, whoever shall he do?
→ BLOOD AND VODKA EPILOGUE [Russia/U.S.]
Non-con; Russia systematically brutalizes the U.S.
→ PETTY PETTING 2/2 [U.S./England]
England's eyebrows are an erogenous zone. They're also about to meet an unfortunate fate.
→ UNREASONABLE [Finland/Fem!Sweden]
"The catch? Sweden still refers to Fin as her wife."
→ SEDUCTION: THE ENGLISH WAY 1A/7 [England/U.S.]
England carries out a full frontal assault in a bid for U.S.'s affections.
→ BECAUSE WE CHANGE 5/5 [Denmark/Baltics]
Denmark and his ties with a number of people.
→ FOREVER MINE 2/2 / MAKE IT SO 4/4 FILL + SEQUEL [England/U.S.]
Nantucket is the erogenous zone.
→ FOR A NOT-YET-QUEEN - TO HELL WITH THE COUNTRY [England, Elizabeth I]
A queen, before her time.
→ UNTITLED 9/? / NEVER FORGIVE ME, NEVER FORGET ME 1/? [U.S./England]
Silent Hill crossover; England and U.S. play the starring roles.
→ UNTITLED [England, Hong Kong]
"The sun never sets on the British Empire."
→ THE CONQUEST OF KINGS 4/? [France, England, U.S., Canada]
For the dark fairy tales prompt; once upon a time...
→ BLUE KIMONO 5/5 [Japan/N. Italy]
N. Italy dons a kimono. Japan shows some hands-on appreciation.
→ WHEN SWEDEN BROUGHT SEALAND HOME [Sweden/Finland, Sealand]
Finland and the new additon to his household.
→ UNTITLED 1/? [Sweden/Finland, Sealand, Åland]
England taunts Sealand about being Åland's replacement; all hell breaks loose.
*MULTIPLE FILLS FOR PROMPT
→ MA JOLIE FILLE 6/6 [France/Fem!England]
Getting down and dirty in a closet at an international meeting.
→ UNTITLED 4/4 [Spain/S. Italy]
The progression of their dating relationship.
→ HOLD ME CLOSE 52-53/? [U.S./England]
U.S. supports England through recovery after a brutal period in captivity.
→ PLAYING THE HERO 2/? [U.S./Canada]
Shota; sexual experimentation and small children.
→ UNTITLED 1/? [U.S./Canada, N. Italy]
Sequel to Mockingbird; N. Italy attempts to comfort Canada, and U.S.'s deed is discovered.
→ DON'T--DON'T YOU WANT ME? [Germany/N. Italy]
Miscommunication occurs when Germany wants cuddles and N. Italy wants sex.
→ INTERVENTION 2/? [U.S., Canada, England]
U.S. has a very good reason for repressing his Sight; a reason that others are about to find out.
→ CURE FOR LONELINESS 1-5/? [U.S./England]
England's fairy friends do some matchmaking.
→ THE DISTANCE BETWEEN 52 AND 100 3-5/11 COMIC FILL [Russia/U.S.]
Other nations' reactions to this American opinion poll on other countries.
→ ON LONDON'S STREETS 3/3 [England/U.S.]
A round of hatesex between the blond boy-next-door and an interloper in a trenchcoat.
→ ART FILL/OMAKE [Austria, Prussia, Hungary, Russia]
Samurai Champloo-style; theirs is the story of the search for the man who smells of sunflowers.
→ NATIONAL DISH 3/3 [Sealand, Latvia]
Latvia finds himself the guinea pig for an unfamiliar style of cuisine.
→ TAKING RESPONSIBILITY 1-2/? [Canada/Ukraine]
Or, the tale of how Saskatchewan came into the world.
→ VISION AT MACIEJOWICE [Poland, OC]
Part of the dying soldier meets his country prompt.
→ ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, CANADA. 29/? [Canada]
High school AU; the diary of Matthew Williams, chronicling his encounters with gay nympho parents, overenthusiastic brothers and best friends, and a trap.
→ ART FILL [Poland, Canada]
Response to Are You There God? It's Me, Canada.; "blue or red?"
→ CHI YNA DDYW? MAE'N FI, CANADA. 1/? [Canada]
Welsh translation of Are You There God? It's Me, Canada.
→ DREAMER 9/? [China/U.S., France/U.S.]
AU; In order to pay off his debts to Yao, Alfred becomes a rentboy.
→ OF HANDCUFFS AND BILLYCLUBS 1/? [England/U.S.]
Some dirty, dirty cop uniform porn.
*MULTIPLE FILLS FOR PROMPT
→ OF CHOCOLATES AND OTHER THINGS 1-3/? [Canada/England, France, U.S.]
A courtship of the nation of England with all the bells and whistles runs into the usual snags and jealous competitors.
→ SWEET REVENGE EPILOGUE [N. Italy, Prussia]
Somebody has hurt Germany. Badly. N. Italy and Prussia team up to pass judgment.
→ UNTITLED 9-10/? [England/England/England]
Gentleman vs. Hooligan: two very different versions of England compete for the original's affections.
→ THIS CLOSE FOR A REASON 3/? [Canada/U.S.]
Canada's jealousy of those approaching his twin builds up into an explosive possessiveness.
→ WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 30-31/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.
→ COMIC FILL 1-2/? [World/U.S.]
Response to Who Slept With Alfred Jones?.
→ UN 4/4 [U.S./Canada, Australia]
AU; Alfred is a cop with a few hobbies.
→ ART FILL [U.S.]
Response to the Fire Emblem AU.
→ THE ONE WHERE A WEDDING ALMOST CAUSED THE END OF THE WORLD 7/? [Various]
A world meeting turns into a mass wedding.
→ GOOD AFTERNOON, DR. FRANKLIN [U.S.]
Sequel to Good Evening, Mr. Adams; 1776 the Musical/Hetalia crossover - U.S. winds up in the thick of it.
→ UNTITLED [Russia, Sweden]
Sweden's love of debate comes out in odd company.
→ BUT HOLD ME FAST 19/? [U.S./England]
It's U.S.'s turn to save England from the supernatural!
→ ART FILL 1/3 [Sealand/England]
Hypnokink; Sealand hypnotizes and dominates England in a misguided attempt at conquering.
→ SILENCE LIKE SNOWFALL 2/2 [England/Canada]
It's not America England is in love with.
→ MY TETIS > YOUR PAPA 5/? [OC/OC]
The saga of Latvia's daughter and Russia's son.
→ SUNSET 1/? [Japan]
The future, as narrated by a dying "man".
→ CARRY ON 3/3 [U.S./England]
Continuation to the doujinshi Silencer ; a happy ending.
→ SPIRAL 6/6 + ART [Japan/Fem!S. Korea]
Through the 19th and 20th centuries.
→ WHO'S RIDING WHOM? 1-6/? [U.S./England]
In which the phrase "save a horse, ride a cowboy" is taken quite literally.
→ WEDDING NIGHT 4/4 [Denmark/Norway]
First time for Norway; the night after the establishment of the Denmark-Norway union.
→ MISFIRE FILL [Canada]
"I hope this story isn't forgotten. . .Sorry if this is rude, author!anon. . .you thinking about completing this? It's just very good. Anyways, just waiting on it. I'll try to be patient. xD"
→ MISFIRE FILL [Hungary, Estonia]
"link doesn't work."
→ MISFIRE FILL [Sealand]
"OMG author-anon! You have made me so happy >3! I've been checking for updates every day, and tonight I come and see three updates >:D My happiness is as immeasurable as your talent! I can;t wait for more >3>!"
→ MISFIRE FILL [S. Korea]
"chdsgacvgcbvdcgvdxcg
THIS!!!
i'm literally screaming in delight! so cute, a-and hotttt~~"
FILL OFFERS
→ Anyone/Anyone, citizens' reactions to their nation's sexual relations with another nation
→ N. Italy, "thrusting his hips against the floor, trying to get off while his hands are cuffed behind his back"
→ Anyone/U.S., a date involving heights and the discovery that U.S. fears them
→ Germany, Russia & Poland, from quote:
"The secret part of the Pact was a diabolical document, for it ensured that Poland would be destroyed and the War would extend across the whole earth. Germany and Russia were not in friendly alliance. Stalin and Hitler were conspirators giving aid and comfort to one another as they both prepared to plunge their knives into Poland."
→ U.S./England, based on art with moe England and partial nudity
→ Male Liechtenstein/Anyone, in that order, the world discovers Switzerland's sibling isn't the gender they thought he was -- they also get proof
→ MANGA: England/Canada, based on the video "Canada Abandons Monarchy!"
→ France, and his perfumes -- anything goes
→ U.S., other countries finding that U.S. has decided to participate in Naked Hiking Day on the Appalachian Trail
→ Anyone/Anyone, as many clichés as possible in the same fic: [ 1 / Spain/S. Italy / 3]
→ Anyone/Anyone, an overprotective third party gives one of them the "shotgun talk"
→ PODFIC: for Are You There God? It's Me, Canada.
→ Japan/U.S., mpreg with U.S. popping out Hawaii
→ Free & vichy!France, trying to fuck each other up
→ Prussia/Canada, New Prussia is their offspring
→ Greece/Japan, "I'm on a boat, motherfucker" with Turkey as the mermaid
→ Anyone, cooking for another nation: [ 1 / 2]
→ France/Anyone, sex based on fixing a busted office lamp
→ Anyone/England, convincing England to go skinny-dipping
→ DOUJINSHI: During WWII, Britannia Angel has the brilliant idea of turning the Axis into babies -- and it backfires on the Allies
→ U.S., his clothes are stolen and he has to wear marine dress blues to the world meeting
→ England/U.S., kissing U.S. senseless
→ Sequel to the financial crisis world gangbang on U.S. fill, U.S. gets his revenge
→ England, Hetalia/Harry Potter crossover, teaching at Hogwarts
→ Canada & Norway, something sweet and comfortable showcasing their historically friendly relations
→ U.S./China, foodplay - "Because everyone fucking loves Chinese food."
→ France & Germany, WWII:
"...I didn't find out until much later that the German pilots taken prisoner by the maquis had been tortured in my grandparents's farm before being shot in the forest across from the house. As an adult, it's strange to think that we used to play hide and seek in places where men were tortured. My mother only once said something on the subject: 'They made me go outside when the Germans screamed too loudly because I was a little girl.'"
→ Denmark/Norway & Sealand, Denmark is asked to babysit and Norway tries to avert disaster
→ ART RESPONSE: to Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me
→ Anyone/Anyone, "Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it."
→ Anyone/Anyone, non-nation tries to chat up nation with cheesy pick-up line in a club
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→ UNDER 4-6/? [Canada/U.S.]
Hard BDSM; at U.S.'s request, Canada gives it his best shot.
→ THANK YOU, TERRIFYING LITTLE SISTER! 3/3 [Russia/U.S.]
A makeout session results from Belarus and Russia crashing a meeting.
→ THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH 25-28/? [Various/U.S., Japan/England/U.S.]
Rewrite for flick your cigarette and kiss me; U.S. gets off on humiliation and degradation - he asks someone he trusts to roleplay it with him.
→ UNTITLED 5/5 [Austria/Switzerland]
Switzerland masturbates to Austria using a gun.
→ SILVER BELLS AND COCKLE SHELLS 4/? [France/Belgium]
France finds himself the one courted for a change.
→ THE PROBLEM WITH FAIRYTALES [England/Norway]
Based on the song "Fairytale" from Eurovision; their love is like one.
→ OH MISTRESS MINE 1-2/? [France/Fem!Russia]
During the heyday of Napoleon and Alexander I; France, Russia, and mutual curiosity.
→ FORTY 2/2 / UNTITLED 2/2 MULTIPLE FILLS [World]
After a "velvet apocalypse", the former nations are granted a human life.
→ YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER 17-19/? [World]
The nations' identities are revealed to the general public.
→ SLIGHTLY LONGER AFTER TRAFALGAR 2/2 [France/England]
Sequel to After Trafalgar; alternate history where England is defeated at the Battle of Trafalgar -- France celebrates his victory, French-style.
→ AND THE MUSIC STOPS 1/? [Austria/Hungary]
Austria and Hungary's individual reactions to the crumbling of their relationship.
→ PRESSURE GAUGE 2/2 [Germany/N. Italy]
On the discovery of sex while out of condoms.
→ AND I KNOW YOU LIKE IT, TOO 5/5 [France/U.S.]
They aren't on the best of terms in public, but guess who's France's bitch behind closed doors?
→ CAT AND MOUSE 3/? [U.S./England]
AU; Alfred is a notorious thief and Arthur is the officer assigned to his case.
→ OH, BABY 3/3 [U.S./England]
U.S. calls England "Engwand" during sex.
→ BETWEEN YOU AND I... 1-2/? [Russia/Latvia]
Size difference kink; biggest + rather small nation = kol.
→ EARTH KINDERGARTEN CLASS 2/? / NIGHTMARE CENTRAL 2-4/? MULTIPLE FILLS [World]
AU; a number of single dads drop their kids off at the same old preschool.
→ MORE MISFIRE FILL [U.S./England]
"*nosebleed* more! more!"
→ TOSSER [England]
"Telling the leaders of the BNP exactly where they can shove their 'pro-indigenous' policies."
→ KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS [England, France, Sealand]
Meanwhile, their parent nations just fail at parenting.
→ COMIC FILL 13/? [World/U.S.]
The world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.
→ TASTE OF REVENGE 10-11/? [World/U.S.]
Based on the financial gangbang comic fill; the world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.
→ RETRIBUTION 1/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.
→ I'M TOO BUSY TO WRITE PORN! MISFIRE FILL [Hungary]
"I'm sorry everyone who is reading this! XD; I'm busy with things and running around... BUT I WILL FINISH THIS. : D
DON'T WORRY, KAY? I WILL write! : D
Just... Just not yet.
BE PATIENT. XD"
→ SPAIN, ROMANO, AND LOVINITO [Spain/S. Italy]
Two guys and a turtle.
→ DON'T MAKE ME BEG! 7/7 [U.S./England]
Mpreg; Partner B, despite his condition, is too sexually frustrated to care about Partner A's misgivings about late-term sex.
→ GOOD PLANS WORK OUT 2/2 [Latvia/Sealand]
Hungary plays matchmaker for "pure innocent young love".
→ GOOD OLD-FASHIONED LOVER BOY 10/10 / AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER 1/? MULTIPLE FILLS [England/Fem!U.S.]
After the girl goes through a messy breakup, England sets out to show U.S. what a real old-fashioned courtship looks like.
→ UNTITLED / FILL IT FILL IT FILL IT MULTIPLE MISFIRE FILLS [Japan; Prussia]
"FIFTHED
THIS IS NEEDED. LIKE A PASSION.
FILL IT FILL IT FILL IT!"
→ CANADA ABANDONS MONARCHY! 3/3 [Canada/England]
England sees something alarming in the news, and decides to bring it up at the world meeting. While sloshed.
→ UNTITLED 10/10 [Switzerland/Austria]
Young Austria hurts himself on purpose to get Switzerland's attention.
→ UPHEAVAL 1/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Matthew's stalker gets his hands on Alfred instead, but it doesn't stop there.
→ RED ASCENT 1-13/? [Russia/U.S.]
Sequel to Red Fall; Russia has conquered U.S.
→ JUST UNDER MY SKIN 3/3 [Germany, Prussia]
Cannibalism; after the dissolution of Prussia in 1947 comes the literal devouring of reunification.
→ CONSPIRACY THEORY 1-6/? [U.S., Japan, Californias]
After watching anime, California asks Japan about the blatant Americanisms.
→ NURTURING 2/2 [Russia, Latvia]
Britannia Angel's meddling winds Latvia up with a smaller Russia and babysitting duty.
→ UNTITLED 2/2 [Fem!U.S./Fem!England]
On kisses and their distribution.
→ HOLLYWOOD HORROR 21/21 [U.S.]
U.S. tries to find a bed to crawl into after a scary movie.
*MULTIPLE FILLS FOR PROMPT
→ JUST SAY YES 5/5 [Russia/Russia]
The psychotic version of Russia puts his saner counterpart through his paces.
→ BÄNDER UND VÖGEL 1-2/? [Prussia/Liechtenstein]
Switzerland does not approve of this relationship.
→ HALLELUJAH 2/2 [U.K. - Scotland, Republic of Ireland]
Ireland leaves.
→ GERMANY - GERMANY 1-0 6/6 [Germany/Prussia]
Concerning East Germany and the Berlin Wall.
→ TO REMEMBER 3/3 [World]
"Once a year, all nations gather to honor the memory of nations that ceased to be".
→ MY GOD, HOW COULD YOU?!?! 3/3 / BACKDROP 3/3 MULTIPLE FILLS [U.S./England; Canada]
AU; your mission, should you choose to accept it -- "stuff as many clichés as humanly possible into a romance fill between two or more of the nation-tans".
→ NECESSARY [U.S.]
U.S. gets more and more violent.
→ MARCH HARE 1-2/? [Czech Republic]
Czechoslovakia goes through a number of changes.
→ IN THE WIND'S SINGING 6/6 [Canada]
The world scrambles to find Canada after his identity as a nation is erased.
→ UNTITLED / THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS MULTIPLE FILLS [U.S.]
U.S. dances to Hannah Montana, unfortunately for hapless bystanders.
→ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! MISFIRE FILL [Switzerland/Liechtenstein]
"'beams' I love this pairing and am really enjoying how you're writing them. Can't wait for more!"
→ WE'RE ON TO YOU (SERIOUSLY) 1/? [U.S.]
A "shotgun talk" is given to the lucky significant other.
→ TAKE IT BACK!! 2A- 2B/? [U.S./England]
U.S. says something stupid; England sheds some salt water; other former colonies have their say.
→ PUH-LEASE GIRLFRIEND 4-5/? [Female Nations]
There's nothing like girl talk to spice up an evening.
→ PRUSSIAN EXPANSION INTO THE KINK MEME MISFIRE FILL [Prussia]
"OMG I LOVED THIS FILL. I had to use caplocks because I am screaming gleefully. This was so funny and hilariously IC. Great Job!!!!"
→ THE PRICE OF LOVE IS A SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE 14/14 [Spain, Austria, Italies]
Spain and Austria come up with a plan to pimp out their respective mini-Italies.
→ UNTITLED 6/6 [Prussia/Hungary/Austria]
Austria and Prussia set out to convince Hungary she really is a girl.
→ SEJR 5/5 [Denmark/Prussia]
It's a fight for dominance for the ages.
→ BURNED CHOCOLATE STILL TASTES JUST AS SWEET [Switzerland/Liechtenstein]
The art of making chocolates.
→ THREE TIMES ENGLAND ADMIRED CANADA AND AMERICA 2/3 [England, U.S., Canada]
Twin brothers kicking ass and taking names.
→ THE LAST SASKATCHEWAN PIRATE 1-4/? [Canada, U.S., England]
U.S. and England are captured by Captain Matthew Williams of Saskatchewan.
→ JE MANQUE MON FRÈRE 1/? [Russia, France, Colonial Canada]
France disapproves of his colony's choice of friends.
→ AND THEY PRAY FOR A BLUE SKY 2/2 [Israel/Armenia]
Armenia offers comfort in a time of adversity.
→ YOURS IF YOU'LL HAVE ME 4/4 / AND HE SHALL HAVE 2/2 MULTIPLE FILLS [Sweden/Finland]
Sweden distances himself from Finland in an attempt to give him space. It backfires spectacularly.
→ ESSENTIAL PARTS 4/4 [Denmark/Norway]
Denmark gives Norway a vibrator molded on his own dick.
→ RIGHT THERE...PLEASE / HAIR 1/? MULTIPLE FILLS [France/Young!Canada]
Canada is hard-put to hide the exact effect of France on haircurl.
→ SHARING 3/3 [Canada/U.S.]
A brotherly sharing of pancakes, maple syrup, and other substances.
→ INTERREGNUM 3/3 [Switzerland/Liechtenstein]
More than a sibling relationship.
→ THEIR FINEST HOUR 1-4/? [Germany/France, England/France]
WWII, non-con; from the desperate attempt at a Franco-British union to the Nazi occupation.
→ ART FILL [U.S., Canada]
During the Canada Day/Independence Day celebrations, the two take a moment to watch the joint Windsor-Detroit fireworks together.
→ FAREWELL TO LUMINA 7/? [U.S./England]
England loses his sight.
→ NATURE OF INVITING 1-3/? [Spain/S. Italy]
Borderline non-con; Spain comes upon a sleeping Italy...
→ L'AQUILA 3/3 [Germany/N. Italy]
A cuddle and a cry is good for you.
→ TIME TO WALK THE PWANK~! 1/? COMIC FILL [England, Colonial U.S.]
The dread pirate England sails the high seas with a special, very small passenger.
→ CC: LOL HI 13-15/? [England/Canada, France/England, U.S./Canada]
England and Canada have been chatting online without knowing it. Now, they're ready to meet up -- only problem? The chaperones.
→ THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS 5/5 [Poland/Lithuania]
A crossdressed Poland tops. Hard.
→ LESSONS 1-3/? [Prussia/Norway/Denmark]
"The Danish prince Denmark is being asked if he has ever had a gay fantasy. His answer: Not that I know of."
→ BAD DREAMS 7/? [U.S./England]
U.S. is a vampire.
→ DAY OF CONCEPTION VS ONE CHILD POLICY 2/? [Russia/China]
Based on Russia's Procreation Day; a whole day off to have sex, whoever shall he do?
→ BLOOD AND VODKA EPILOGUE [Russia/U.S.]
Non-con; Russia systematically brutalizes the U.S.
→ PETTY PETTING 2/2 [U.S./England]
England's eyebrows are an erogenous zone. They're also about to meet an unfortunate fate.
→ UNREASONABLE [Finland/Fem!Sweden]
"The catch? Sweden still refers to Fin as her wife."
→ SEDUCTION: THE ENGLISH WAY 1A/7 [England/U.S.]
England carries out a full frontal assault in a bid for U.S.'s affections.
→ BECAUSE WE CHANGE 5/5 [Denmark/Baltics]
Denmark and his ties with a number of people.
→ FOREVER MINE 2/2 / MAKE IT SO 4/4 FILL + SEQUEL [England/U.S.]
Nantucket is the erogenous zone.
→ FOR A NOT-YET-QUEEN - TO HELL WITH THE COUNTRY [England, Elizabeth I]
A queen, before her time.
→ UNTITLED 9/? / NEVER FORGIVE ME, NEVER FORGET ME 1/? [U.S./England]
Silent Hill crossover; England and U.S. play the starring roles.
→ UNTITLED [England, Hong Kong]
"The sun never sets on the British Empire."
→ THE CONQUEST OF KINGS 4/? [France, England, U.S., Canada]
For the dark fairy tales prompt; once upon a time...
→ BLUE KIMONO 5/5 [Japan/N. Italy]
N. Italy dons a kimono. Japan shows some hands-on appreciation.
→ WHEN SWEDEN BROUGHT SEALAND HOME [Sweden/Finland, Sealand]
Finland and the new additon to his household.
→ UNTITLED 1/? [Sweden/Finland, Sealand, Åland]
England taunts Sealand about being Åland's replacement; all hell breaks loose.
*MULTIPLE FILLS FOR PROMPT
→ MA JOLIE FILLE 6/6 [France/Fem!England]
Getting down and dirty in a closet at an international meeting.
→ UNTITLED 4/4 [Spain/S. Italy]
The progression of their dating relationship.
→ HOLD ME CLOSE 52-53/? [U.S./England]
U.S. supports England through recovery after a brutal period in captivity.
→ PLAYING THE HERO 2/? [U.S./Canada]
Shota; sexual experimentation and small children.
→ UNTITLED 1/? [U.S./Canada, N. Italy]
Sequel to Mockingbird; N. Italy attempts to comfort Canada, and U.S.'s deed is discovered.
→ DON'T--DON'T YOU WANT ME? [Germany/N. Italy]
Miscommunication occurs when Germany wants cuddles and N. Italy wants sex.
→ INTERVENTION 2/? [U.S., Canada, England]
U.S. has a very good reason for repressing his Sight; a reason that others are about to find out.
→ CURE FOR LONELINESS 1-5/? [U.S./England]
England's fairy friends do some matchmaking.
→ THE DISTANCE BETWEEN 52 AND 100 3-5/11 COMIC FILL [Russia/U.S.]
Other nations' reactions to this American opinion poll on other countries.
→ ON LONDON'S STREETS 3/3 [England/U.S.]
A round of hatesex between the blond boy-next-door and an interloper in a trenchcoat.
→ ART FILL/OMAKE [Austria, Prussia, Hungary, Russia]
Samurai Champloo-style; theirs is the story of the search for the man who smells of sunflowers.
→ NATIONAL DISH 3/3 [Sealand, Latvia]
Latvia finds himself the guinea pig for an unfamiliar style of cuisine.
→ TAKING RESPONSIBILITY 1-2/? [Canada/Ukraine]
Or, the tale of how Saskatchewan came into the world.
→ VISION AT MACIEJOWICE [Poland, OC]
Part of the dying soldier meets his country prompt.
→ ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, CANADA. 29/? [Canada]
High school AU; the diary of Matthew Williams, chronicling his encounters with gay nympho parents, overenthusiastic brothers and best friends, and a trap.
→ ART FILL [Poland, Canada]
Response to Are You There God? It's Me, Canada.; "blue or red?"
→ CHI YNA DDYW? MAE'N FI, CANADA. 1/? [Canada]
Welsh translation of Are You There God? It's Me, Canada.
→ DREAMER 9/? [China/U.S., France/U.S.]
AU; In order to pay off his debts to Yao, Alfred becomes a rentboy.
→ OF HANDCUFFS AND BILLYCLUBS 1/? [England/U.S.]
Some dirty, dirty cop uniform porn.
*MULTIPLE FILLS FOR PROMPT
→ OF CHOCOLATES AND OTHER THINGS 1-3/? [Canada/England, France, U.S.]
A courtship of the nation of England with all the bells and whistles runs into the usual snags and jealous competitors.
→ SWEET REVENGE EPILOGUE [N. Italy, Prussia]
Somebody has hurt Germany. Badly. N. Italy and Prussia team up to pass judgment.
→ UNTITLED 9-10/? [England/England/England]
Gentleman vs. Hooligan: two very different versions of England compete for the original's affections.
→ THIS CLOSE FOR A REASON 3/? [Canada/U.S.]
Canada's jealousy of those approaching his twin builds up into an explosive possessiveness.
→ WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 30-31/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.
→ COMIC FILL 1-2/? [World/U.S.]
Response to Who Slept With Alfred Jones?.
→ UN 4/4 [U.S./Canada, Australia]
AU; Alfred is a cop with a few hobbies.
→ ART FILL [U.S.]
Response to the Fire Emblem AU.
→ THE ONE WHERE A WEDDING ALMOST CAUSED THE END OF THE WORLD 7/? [Various]
A world meeting turns into a mass wedding.
→ GOOD AFTERNOON, DR. FRANKLIN [U.S.]
Sequel to Good Evening, Mr. Adams; 1776 the Musical/Hetalia crossover - U.S. winds up in the thick of it.
→ UNTITLED [Russia, Sweden]
Sweden's love of debate comes out in odd company.
→ BUT HOLD ME FAST 19/? [U.S./England]
It's U.S.'s turn to save England from the supernatural!
→ ART FILL 1/3 [Sealand/England]
Hypnokink; Sealand hypnotizes and dominates England in a misguided attempt at conquering.
→ SILENCE LIKE SNOWFALL 2/2 [England/Canada]
It's not America England is in love with.
→ MY TETIS > YOUR PAPA 5/? [OC/OC]
The saga of Latvia's daughter and Russia's son.
→ SUNSET 1/? [Japan]
The future, as narrated by a dying "man".
→ CARRY ON 3/3 [U.S./England]
Continuation to the doujinshi Silencer ; a happy ending.
→ SPIRAL 6/6 + ART [Japan/Fem!S. Korea]
Through the 19th and 20th centuries.
→ WHO'S RIDING WHOM? 1-6/? [U.S./England]
In which the phrase "save a horse, ride a cowboy" is taken quite literally.
→ WEDDING NIGHT 4/4 [Denmark/Norway]
First time for Norway; the night after the establishment of the Denmark-Norway union.
→ MISFIRE FILL [Canada]
"I hope this story isn't forgotten. . .Sorry if this is rude, author!anon. . .you thinking about completing this? It's just very good. Anyways, just waiting on it. I'll try to be patient. xD"
→ MISFIRE FILL [Hungary, Estonia]
"link doesn't work."
→ MISFIRE FILL [Sealand]
"OMG author-anon! You have made me so happy >3! I've been checking for updates every day, and tonight I come and see three updates >:D My happiness is as immeasurable as your talent! I can;t wait for more >3>!"
→ MISFIRE FILL [S. Korea]
"chdsgacvgcbvdcgvdxcg
THIS!!!
i'm literally screaming in delight! so cute, a-and hotttt~~"
FILL OFFERS
→ Anyone/Anyone, citizens' reactions to their nation's sexual relations with another nation
→ N. Italy, "thrusting his hips against the floor, trying to get off while his hands are cuffed behind his back"
→ Anyone/U.S., a date involving heights and the discovery that U.S. fears them
→ Germany, Russia & Poland, from quote:
"The secret part of the Pact was a diabolical document, for it ensured that Poland would be destroyed and the War would extend across the whole earth. Germany and Russia were not in friendly alliance. Stalin and Hitler were conspirators giving aid and comfort to one another as they both prepared to plunge their knives into Poland."
→ U.S./England, based on art with moe England and partial nudity
→ Male Liechtenstein/Anyone, in that order, the world discovers Switzerland's sibling isn't the gender they thought he was -- they also get proof
→ MANGA: England/Canada, based on the video "Canada Abandons Monarchy!"
→ France, and his perfumes -- anything goes
→ U.S., other countries finding that U.S. has decided to participate in Naked Hiking Day on the Appalachian Trail
→ Anyone/Anyone, as many clichés as possible in the same fic: [ 1 / Spain/S. Italy / 3]
→ Anyone/Anyone, an overprotective third party gives one of them the "shotgun talk"
→ PODFIC: for Are You There God? It's Me, Canada.
→ Japan/U.S., mpreg with U.S. popping out Hawaii
→ Free & vichy!France, trying to fuck each other up
→ Prussia/Canada, New Prussia is their offspring
→ Greece/Japan, "I'm on a boat, motherfucker" with Turkey as the mermaid
→ Anyone, cooking for another nation: [ 1 / 2]
→ France/Anyone, sex based on fixing a busted office lamp
→ Anyone/England, convincing England to go skinny-dipping
→ DOUJINSHI: During WWII, Britannia Angel has the brilliant idea of turning the Axis into babies -- and it backfires on the Allies
→ U.S., his clothes are stolen and he has to wear marine dress blues to the world meeting
→ England/U.S., kissing U.S. senseless
→ Sequel to the financial crisis world gangbang on U.S. fill, U.S. gets his revenge
→ England, Hetalia/Harry Potter crossover, teaching at Hogwarts
→ Canada & Norway, something sweet and comfortable showcasing their historically friendly relations
→ U.S./China, foodplay - "Because everyone fucking loves Chinese food."
→ France & Germany, WWII:
"...I didn't find out until much later that the German pilots taken prisoner by the maquis had been tortured in my grandparents's farm before being shot in the forest across from the house. As an adult, it's strange to think that we used to play hide and seek in places where men were tortured. My mother only once said something on the subject: 'They made me go outside when the Germans screamed too loudly because I was a little girl.'"
→ Denmark/Norway & Sealand, Denmark is asked to babysit and Norway tries to avert disaster
→ ART RESPONSE: to Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me
→ Anyone/Anyone, "Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it."
→ Anyone/Anyone, non-nation tries to chat up nation with cheesy pick-up line in a club
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