52. May 27-30, 2009
FILLS
→ LOST MOON OMAKE [Greece, Turkey, Egypt]
Greece deals with the loss of one of his cats.
→ PRIDE GOETH BEFORE DESTRUCTION 16-20/? [U.S./England]
Arthur's brothers sell him into slavery; his new owner is none other than...
→ SCATTERED UPON THE FACE OF THE EARTH 2/2 [World]
Which common language do the nations of the world communicate in...?
→ NOT ANYTHING, EVERYTHING, ALWAYS [Denmark/Norway]
Denmark has a surprise for Norway's birthday.
→ THE CANARY OF MY HEART [England/Norwich]
For the Country/City prompt; England receives a visitor.
→ FLAP YOUR WINGS IN TOKYO, AND RAIN WILL POUR ON NEW YORK, LITTLE BUTTERFLY 3-4/? [U.S./Japan]
Time for some good ol' bodyswitching.
→ VIKING STYLE 1-3/? [Denmark/Hungary]
Denmark sits in on a world meeting, and fantasizes like a true Viking.
→ FRANCE IS HO 2-3/? [France/Canada]
Canada discovers he's in love with France, but is having trouble dealing with it thanks to France's nature.
→ AND YOU, THE THORNY ROSE 6/6 [England/France]
England finds himself forced to fight against Vichy France.
→ FLICK YOUR CIGARETTE AND KISS ME 1-7/? [England/Japan/U.S.]
U.S. gets off on humiliation and degradation; he asks someone he trusts to roleplay it with him.
→ UNTITLED 3/3 [Norway/Iceland, Denmark]
Iceland has unrequited feelings for Norway; Denmark is around.
→ THIS IS WHAT ENDURES, NO MATTER WHAT TONGUE WE SPEAK 5/? [France/Spain/Prussia]
The trio seal their alliance against Austria the old-fashioned way.
→ REVENGE 4/4 [England/U.S., France/Canada]
England walks in on France and Canada having sex... and mistakes Canada for America.
→ SNAPPER EN PAPILLOTE IN SIX STEPS 4/4 [Germany/France]
Slices of life from their relationship.
→ CHAPTER 3: DISCORD 12/12 [World]
Fire Emblem AU; the continuation of the journey begun in No Home to Return to.
→ MOTHER'S DAY 1-7/? [Austria/Hungary + Prussia, France/England]
A special holiday for some very special parents.
→ BITTERSWEET ENDING 3/3 [U.S./England]
U.S. takes a bullet for England.
→ INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT 1-2/? / YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER 11/? [World]
The nations' identities are revealed to the general public.
→ HOLD ME CLOSE 43-45/? [U.S./England]
U.S. supports England through recovery after a brutal period in captivity.
→ LITTLE FAVOURS 1-6/? [U.S./S. Italy, U.S./England, Spain/S. Italy]
U.S. and S. Italy set up fake dates to goad their reluctant love interests into making a move.
→ CHECKING IN 3/3 / SOMETHING LIKE A LOVE LETTER 8/8 MULTIPLE FILLS [Various; Russia/U.S.]
Nations' love letters to other nations.
→ UNTITLED 1/? [Prussia/Sealand]
World domination is just one plot away!
→ A DIFFERENT KIND OF MUSIC 2/2 [Austria/Hungary]
Doing it on a piano.
→ POOF 4/4 [England/France]
Britannia Angel turns France into a teenager; he needs a kiss to turn him back.
→ IN NEED OF VACATION [Sweden/Finland]
Sweden greets people at the door for IKEA's 50%-off sale wearing 50% of his clothing.
→ FEW TOO MANY 2/2 [Germany/N. Italy]
Germany's anger and frustration comes out after he's had a few... the result involves N. Italy and a wall.
→ THE BIKINI DEBACLE 2/2(?) [Fem!U.S./England]
U.S. insists she can wear a bikini to the beach; England insists otherwise. Some convincing goes on.
→ FOND FAREWELL 2/2 [England/Hong Kong]
Goodbye sex before Hong Kong is given back to China.
→ AMERICAN DREAM 2/2 [England/U.S. (Flag)]
England has some alone time with the American flag.
→ A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME 2/2 [France, Napoleon]
Once upon a time, France meets a diminutive Corsican.
→ LEVIATHAN 4/4 [Lithuania/Poland]
Sex with a dash of Catholic guilt.
→ HOW TO MARRY A CANADIAN: A HERO'S GUIDE IN FIVE EASY STEPS 1-2/5 [U.S./Canada]
When all else fails, U.S. gets it into his head that Canada would make the perfect bride.
→ I DO BUT I WISH I DIDN'T 3-4/? [Germany/N. Italy]
N. Italy crossdresses in order to pull off their Catholic wedding.
→ STEEL VIKINGS: DIVIDED WE STAND 1/? [Norway, Sweden, Denmark]
The Scandinavians form a metal band.
→ BEWARE THE NICE ONES 2-2.5/? [Latvia/Sealand]
Sequel to Russian and Baltic Borsch; cannibalism, and yandere!Latvia on Sealand.
→ COGNITIVE THERAPY 3/3 [France/England]
France has an effective remedy for England's fear of flying.
→ MARIA ANTONIA 4/4 [Austria/France]
France brings Austria Marie Antoinette's only surviving child.
→ REPLAY [Austria/Hungary]
Where was Hungary during Episode 6? "Under the piano, working the pedals."
→ AMERICAN MUSICAL [U.S., World]
U.S. in 1950s Greaser style, and others' reactions.
→ WE WILL TAKE THE LONESOME OFF THE SHELF [Germany/N. Italy, Japan]
N. Italy hears Einsamkeit. N. Italy decides to fix things.
→ UNTITLED 7-8/? [France/England]
A young England mistakes his new blond companion for a girl. Puppy love and fairy peanut galleries ensue.
→ NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED 1-7/? [Russia/U.S.]
U.S. scares himself silly with a horror movie, and ends up climbing into Russia's bed.
→ HOSPITAL PERKS 2/2 [Denmark/Norway]
A little therapeutic groping goes a long way for the injured.
→ YOU CAN'T REFUSE A FRENCHMAN FOREVER 9/9 [England/France]
France resorts to begging since England keeps withholding sex.
→ BREAK BETWEEN THE LINES 2/2 [Japan/Greece]
Greece gets the flu and Japan plays nurse.
→ TEASING 3/3 [Germany/N. Italy]
Germany fucks N. Italy raw and senseless.
→ NATURAL MEDICINE 1/? [Prussia/S. Italy]
A hypnotized S. Italy believes he is Prussia's sex slave.
→ OF ORDERS AND UPHEAVALS [Germany]
For the nations and their leaders prompt; Germany and his Chancellor.
→ MONITOR [France/England, U.S., Canada]
U.S. and Canada hear some very interesting noises through the wrong end of the baby monitor one night.
→ MUCH PRAISED AUSTRIA 1/? [Austria/Hungary]
A drunk Austria in bed is quite the adventure.
→ ENGLAND AND THE REALLY REALLY BAD IDEA 3.3-3.4/? [World]
For the Harry Potter crossover prompt; the nations are in wizarding school for some unfathomable reason.
→ THIS LOVE POEM FILL [Lithuania/Belarus]
From rape to badly needed sex to Lithuania on top.
→ WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 17-18/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.
→ LA PETITE POULE GRISE [France, Canada]
In which France is a doting father.
→ SO I HEARD FROM GUINNESS... 5/? [Turkey/Israel/Egypt]
Israel has a bad day; Egypt and Turkey team up to show him not all his Muslim neighbors hate him.
→ WATER SPORTS 3-3.5/? [Russia/Canada]
Skinny-dipping in a private indoor pool.
→ SPOILER: HE'S NOT AN ONLY CHILD 14.1-14.2/? [France/England, U.S., Canada]
(Previously Lovingly Untitled) Based on The Parent Trap; Alfred and Matthew are estranged twins trying to get their parents back together.
→ SORRY, ALFRED, YOU'RE STILL NOT GAY 6-7/? [U.S./Fem!England]
Gakuen Hetalia AU; U.S. gets his sexuality confused to hell and back by a crossdressing England.
→ COMIC FILL 9-10/? [World/U.S.]
The world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.
→ MISFIRE FILL [France/England]
"AUTHOR!ANON, THIS ANON DEMAND A SEQUEL!!!"
→ UNTITLED [Australia, U.S.]
Australia attempts to turn U.S. on to fruit salad instead of burgers.
FILL OFFERS
→ Japan/N. Italy, in that order, Italy wearing a kimono (based on art)
→ Denmark/Anyone, penetrating them with his axe's handle
→ France/Jeanne d'Arc, romantic and fluffy tearjerker
→ ART: Any Mediterranean nations, sex while covered in olive oil
→ Russia/U.S., Soviet-era Russia is secretly hot for rural U.S.
→ England/Sealand, England tries to lure a grown Sealand into his bed
→ Everyone/U.S., in that order, U.S. asks other nations to babysit his kids until he comes back from the Bahamas
→ Lithuania/Belarus, nations' love letters to other nations
→ Everyone/England, England botching a love potion and ending up with every nation in the world after him
→ Anyone, Nation X discovers how to travel back in time, and decides to change history
→ U.S./Fem!England, giving her multiple orgasms and being smug about it
→ France/Canada/England, Canada seducing one or both while wearing a Catholic schoolgirl uniform
→ Anyone/U.S., U.S. attempts to clean out the storage (again), puts on an old redcoat uniform for nostalgia's sake, and another nation walks in
→ U.S./England, in that order with U.S. loving it
→ Spain/France, "And that's why Andorra exists."
→ Prussia/Spain/France, reminiscing over booze leads to more explicit... memory aids
→ ART: Canada/Korea, Korea falls for Canada while they're at Canada's Wonderland
→ Any nation getting off with a flag: [ Russia/U.S. / Prussia]
→ England and Colonial U.S. and Canada, U.S. discovers he's not England's most important colony
→ Male!Hungary/Austria/Hungary, Hungary and her male alter ego compete for Austria's affections
→ England/Fem!France with U.S. and Canada as their children, France called "Marianne"
→ U.S. and England, pilot!U.S. flying over the ocean to visit England
→ Switzerland/Liechtenstein, Switzerland snaps (but insists he's still neutral), all while taking over the world
→ U.S./England, U.S. is ragged on for loving England while England has to sit back and watch
→ England and colonial U.S., the Europeans bring smallpox to America
→ France/England and U.S., the F in Alfred F. Jones stands for FRANCIS
→ Fem!Germany/Fem!N. Italy, anything goes
→ U.S./N. Italy, U.S. fucking N. Italy over the hood of a car in honor of the coming merger with FIAT
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→ LOST MOON OMAKE [Greece, Turkey, Egypt]
Greece deals with the loss of one of his cats.
→ PRIDE GOETH BEFORE DESTRUCTION 16-20/? [U.S./England]
Arthur's brothers sell him into slavery; his new owner is none other than...
→ SCATTERED UPON THE FACE OF THE EARTH 2/2 [World]
Which common language do the nations of the world communicate in...?
→ NOT ANYTHING, EVERYTHING, ALWAYS [Denmark/Norway]
Denmark has a surprise for Norway's birthday.
→ THE CANARY OF MY HEART [England/Norwich]
For the Country/City prompt; England receives a visitor.
→ FLAP YOUR WINGS IN TOKYO, AND RAIN WILL POUR ON NEW YORK, LITTLE BUTTERFLY 3-4/? [U.S./Japan]
Time for some good ol' bodyswitching.
→ VIKING STYLE 1-3/? [Denmark/Hungary]
Denmark sits in on a world meeting, and fantasizes like a true Viking.
→ FRANCE IS HO 2-3/? [France/Canada]
Canada discovers he's in love with France, but is having trouble dealing with it thanks to France's nature.
→ AND YOU, THE THORNY ROSE 6/6 [England/France]
England finds himself forced to fight against Vichy France.
→ FLICK YOUR CIGARETTE AND KISS ME 1-7/? [England/Japan/U.S.]
U.S. gets off on humiliation and degradation; he asks someone he trusts to roleplay it with him.
→ UNTITLED 3/3 [Norway/Iceland, Denmark]
Iceland has unrequited feelings for Norway; Denmark is around.
→ THIS IS WHAT ENDURES, NO MATTER WHAT TONGUE WE SPEAK 5/? [France/Spain/Prussia]
The trio seal their alliance against Austria the old-fashioned way.
→ REVENGE 4/4 [England/U.S., France/Canada]
England walks in on France and Canada having sex... and mistakes Canada for America.
→ SNAPPER EN PAPILLOTE IN SIX STEPS 4/4 [Germany/France]
Slices of life from their relationship.
→ CHAPTER 3: DISCORD 12/12 [World]
Fire Emblem AU; the continuation of the journey begun in No Home to Return to.
→ MOTHER'S DAY 1-7/? [Austria/Hungary + Prussia, France/England]
A special holiday for some very special parents.
→ BITTERSWEET ENDING 3/3 [U.S./England]
U.S. takes a bullet for England.
→ INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT 1-2/? / YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER 11/? [World]
The nations' identities are revealed to the general public.
→ HOLD ME CLOSE 43-45/? [U.S./England]
U.S. supports England through recovery after a brutal period in captivity.
→ LITTLE FAVOURS 1-6/? [U.S./S. Italy, U.S./England, Spain/S. Italy]
U.S. and S. Italy set up fake dates to goad their reluctant love interests into making a move.
→ CHECKING IN 3/3 / SOMETHING LIKE A LOVE LETTER 8/8 MULTIPLE FILLS [Various; Russia/U.S.]
Nations' love letters to other nations.
→ UNTITLED 1/? [Prussia/Sealand]
World domination is just one plot away!
→ A DIFFERENT KIND OF MUSIC 2/2 [Austria/Hungary]
Doing it on a piano.
→ POOF 4/4 [England/France]
Britannia Angel turns France into a teenager; he needs a kiss to turn him back.
→ IN NEED OF VACATION [Sweden/Finland]
Sweden greets people at the door for IKEA's 50%-off sale wearing 50% of his clothing.
→ FEW TOO MANY 2/2 [Germany/N. Italy]
Germany's anger and frustration comes out after he's had a few... the result involves N. Italy and a wall.
→ THE BIKINI DEBACLE 2/2(?) [Fem!U.S./England]
U.S. insists she can wear a bikini to the beach; England insists otherwise. Some convincing goes on.
→ FOND FAREWELL 2/2 [England/Hong Kong]
Goodbye sex before Hong Kong is given back to China.
→ AMERICAN DREAM 2/2 [England/U.S. (Flag)]
England has some alone time with the American flag.
→ A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME 2/2 [France, Napoleon]
Once upon a time, France meets a diminutive Corsican.
→ LEVIATHAN 4/4 [Lithuania/Poland]
Sex with a dash of Catholic guilt.
→ HOW TO MARRY A CANADIAN: A HERO'S GUIDE IN FIVE EASY STEPS 1-2/5 [U.S./Canada]
When all else fails, U.S. gets it into his head that Canada would make the perfect bride.
→ I DO BUT I WISH I DIDN'T 3-4/? [Germany/N. Italy]
N. Italy crossdresses in order to pull off their Catholic wedding.
→ STEEL VIKINGS: DIVIDED WE STAND 1/? [Norway, Sweden, Denmark]
The Scandinavians form a metal band.
→ BEWARE THE NICE ONES 2-2.5/? [Latvia/Sealand]
Sequel to Russian and Baltic Borsch; cannibalism, and yandere!Latvia on Sealand.
→ COGNITIVE THERAPY 3/3 [France/England]
France has an effective remedy for England's fear of flying.
→ MARIA ANTONIA 4/4 [Austria/France]
France brings Austria Marie Antoinette's only surviving child.
→ REPLAY [Austria/Hungary]
Where was Hungary during Episode 6? "Under the piano, working the pedals."
→ AMERICAN MUSICAL [U.S., World]
U.S. in 1950s Greaser style, and others' reactions.
→ WE WILL TAKE THE LONESOME OFF THE SHELF [Germany/N. Italy, Japan]
N. Italy hears Einsamkeit. N. Italy decides to fix things.
→ UNTITLED 7-8/? [France/England]
A young England mistakes his new blond companion for a girl. Puppy love and fairy peanut galleries ensue.
→ NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED 1-7/? [Russia/U.S.]
U.S. scares himself silly with a horror movie, and ends up climbing into Russia's bed.
→ HOSPITAL PERKS 2/2 [Denmark/Norway]
A little therapeutic groping goes a long way for the injured.
→ YOU CAN'T REFUSE A FRENCHMAN FOREVER 9/9 [England/France]
France resorts to begging since England keeps withholding sex.
→ BREAK BETWEEN THE LINES 2/2 [Japan/Greece]
Greece gets the flu and Japan plays nurse.
→ TEASING 3/3 [Germany/N. Italy]
Germany fucks N. Italy raw and senseless.
→ NATURAL MEDICINE 1/? [Prussia/S. Italy]
A hypnotized S. Italy believes he is Prussia's sex slave.
→ OF ORDERS AND UPHEAVALS [Germany]
For the nations and their leaders prompt; Germany and his Chancellor.
→ MONITOR [France/England, U.S., Canada]
U.S. and Canada hear some very interesting noises through the wrong end of the baby monitor one night.
→ MUCH PRAISED AUSTRIA 1/? [Austria/Hungary]
A drunk Austria in bed is quite the adventure.
→ ENGLAND AND THE REALLY REALLY BAD IDEA 3.3-3.4/? [World]
For the Harry Potter crossover prompt; the nations are in wizarding school for some unfathomable reason.
→ THIS LOVE POEM FILL [Lithuania/Belarus]
From rape to badly needed sex to Lithuania on top.
→ WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 17-18/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.
→ LA PETITE POULE GRISE [France, Canada]
In which France is a doting father.
→ SO I HEARD FROM GUINNESS... 5/? [Turkey/Israel/Egypt]
Israel has a bad day; Egypt and Turkey team up to show him not all his Muslim neighbors hate him.
→ WATER SPORTS 3-3.5/? [Russia/Canada]
Skinny-dipping in a private indoor pool.
→ SPOILER: HE'S NOT AN ONLY CHILD 14.1-14.2/? [France/England, U.S., Canada]
(Previously Lovingly Untitled) Based on The Parent Trap; Alfred and Matthew are estranged twins trying to get their parents back together.
→ SORRY, ALFRED, YOU'RE STILL NOT GAY 6-7/? [U.S./Fem!England]
Gakuen Hetalia AU; U.S. gets his sexuality confused to hell and back by a crossdressing England.
→ COMIC FILL 9-10/? [World/U.S.]
The world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.
→ MISFIRE FILL [France/England]
"AUTHOR!ANON, THIS ANON DEMAND A SEQUEL!!!"
→ UNTITLED [Australia, U.S.]
Australia attempts to turn U.S. on to fruit salad instead of burgers.
FILL OFFERS
→ Japan/N. Italy, in that order, Italy wearing a kimono (based on art)
→ Denmark/Anyone, penetrating them with his axe's handle
→ France/Jeanne d'Arc, romantic and fluffy tearjerker
→ ART: Any Mediterranean nations, sex while covered in olive oil
→ Russia/U.S., Soviet-era Russia is secretly hot for rural U.S.
→ England/Sealand, England tries to lure a grown Sealand into his bed
→ Everyone/U.S., in that order, U.S. asks other nations to babysit his kids until he comes back from the Bahamas
→ Lithuania/Belarus, nations' love letters to other nations
→ Everyone/England, England botching a love potion and ending up with every nation in the world after him
→ Anyone, Nation X discovers how to travel back in time, and decides to change history
→ U.S./Fem!England, giving her multiple orgasms and being smug about it
→ France/Canada/England, Canada seducing one or both while wearing a Catholic schoolgirl uniform
→ Anyone/U.S., U.S. attempts to clean out the storage (again), puts on an old redcoat uniform for nostalgia's sake, and another nation walks in
→ U.S./England, in that order with U.S. loving it
→ Spain/France, "And that's why Andorra exists."
→ Prussia/Spain/France, reminiscing over booze leads to more explicit... memory aids
→ ART: Canada/Korea, Korea falls for Canada while they're at Canada's Wonderland
→ Any nation getting off with a flag: [ Russia/U.S. / Prussia]
→ England and Colonial U.S. and Canada, U.S. discovers he's not England's most important colony
→ Male!Hungary/Austria/Hungary, Hungary and her male alter ego compete for Austria's affections
→ England/Fem!France with U.S. and Canada as their children, France called "Marianne"
→ U.S. and England, pilot!U.S. flying over the ocean to visit England
→ Switzerland/Liechtenstein, Switzerland snaps (but insists he's still neutral), all while taking over the world
→ U.S./England, U.S. is ragged on for loving England while England has to sit back and watch
→ England and colonial U.S., the Europeans bring smallpox to America
→ France/England and U.S., the F in Alfred F. Jones stands for FRANCIS
→ Fem!Germany/Fem!N. Italy, anything goes
→ U.S./N. Italy, U.S. fucking N. Italy over the hood of a car in honor of the coming merger with FIAT
REQUEST INDEXES
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If anything has been missed, mangled, or misrepresented, please feel free to comment with corrections.