3. April 1, 2009
FILLS
→ ENVIOUS 6/6 [Russia-Baltics]
Baltic threesome with Russia watching and getting off to it.
→ FATHER FIGURE 8/8 [Canada/Fem!U.S.]
Matthew is the doting father to Alice's up-and-coming baby.
→ WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 7/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.
→ UNTITLED 3/? [France/England]
Accompaniment to previous art fill; England gets laced in a corset (and more) by France.
→ THE SCENT OF POWER 1/? [Austria/Prussia]
Austria drugs and kidnaps Prussia to teach him a lesson or two.
→ TARTAN [England, U.S.]
Bulimia follow-up; Alfred caught in the act of purging.
→ LEARNING LOVE 2/? [Russia/Lithuania]
Stockholm Syndrome s2.; their relationship, from the beginning.
→ PLEASE, SIR? 1/? [England/Hong Kong]
Hong Kong's training to become a 'proper gentleman'.
→ ART FILL [Canada]
Canada in the Cirque du Soleil.
→ VISITATION 4/4 [Finland/Sweden]
Sweden and Finland catch up after Finland's independence; Sweden now somewhat wary of Finland.
→ UNTITLED [Germany/France]
1963 - Élysée Treaty: cementing an alliance and... a betrothal?(!)
→ EXPERIENCE IS BETTER THAN PAPER 2/? [France/England, Sealand]
Sealand gets into England's magazines; France decides an educational demonstration is in order.
→ CROATOAN 14/? [England/U.S.]
England saves America from the fairies!
→ METAMORPHOSIS 7/7 [U.S./California]
Part of the U.S./State(s) prompt: California.
→ PROFESSIONAL HELP 1/? [Freud/Germany]
Germany and his wurst issues meet the father of psychology.
→ ART FILL [France]
France, Gankutsuou-style.
→ THAT'S JUST SICK 4/4 [England/Hungary]
Heterosexual sex in the missionary position!
→ GORDIAN KNOT 3/3 [Turkey/Greece]
Power struggle with asphyxia.
→ BLOVIATE ME 4/4 [U.S./Warren G. Harding]
To bloviate: to orate verbosely and windily.
REQUESTS
→ MIRROR IMAGE SILESIA
Prussia/Silesia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silesia
B: DP with Austria.
Human names preferred, Silesia should go by the name Lukas, have really, really dark hair, green eyes. Aka: exact opposite color scheme of Prussia. Yes, green is the opposite of red.
→ TWO WIVES
Anon would like some SuFin... but where they're both girls. Fluffy, smutty, it doesn't matter. Just as long as they're a couple really.
→ ENGRISH MENU CHALLENGE
U.S./China: Chinese anon was tickled to find this wonderful Engrish menu with items like "Every form rape",“Strange Flavour of inside Freasure” and "Cowboy leg beautiful pole"
http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/
US runs up a tab at Yao's restaurant that he can't afford to pay.Explicit NCS sex with inspiration taken from the menu posted.
→ FUN IN THE SUN
Inspired by PrussiaBlog: USA/Seychelles
Sex on the beach! Make it saucy (and MoreSexuallyExperiencedThanUSA!Seychelles, haha)
→ I WILL MAKE YOU CRY 'DELICIOUS!'
UK/USA (in that order pls)
America makes fun of England's culinary skills (or rather, lack thereof) one too many times.
Pissed off England ties America down and force feeds him his cooking, America does NOT like the food but DOES get turned on by the rough treatment... And proceeds to seduce England. England approves.
Bonus: If America ends up bleeding somehow
Bonus2: The word 'scone' used as an innuendo.
→ APRIL FOOLS INTERNATIONAL
I want Nations responding to famous International April Fool's day Pranks. You can pick a famous one of choice, or hell, make one up.
Examples: Swiss Spegetti Harvest, Kremvax, The Derbeyshire Faery, Big Ben going Digital, The Danes wanting to paint all dogs White, PHD's exempt from China's one child policy, Weeping Lenin, and the Eiffle tower moving.
Lots of Nations? Lots of Fills? WOO!
→ NOT JUST BIG-BONED
America can't be the only one with an eating disorder here, right? I want some Russia with an eating disorder, except in his case, it's just compulsive over-eating. I want it with extra helpings of angst, plz.
Smut is not required, but if you can squeeze it in, it's be lovely.
→ THE ENGLISH PARTING
subject line: Uk/HK consented angst
comment box: saying goodbye before returning Hongkong to China
Clarification: Consensual sex with angst
→ INTERNATIONAL COSPLAY
For a costume party, a bunch of Nations decide to get together and dress like characters who are their nationality that were created in another country.
For example, we could have Germany as Asuka Langley Shoryuu (Japanese, from Neon Genesis Evangelion), England as Austin Powers (American, from the Austin Powers movies), America as Luke (French/Belgian, from the Lucky Luke comics), etc...
Choose whatever you like as long as it fits the criteria, guys dressing as girls and girls dressing as guys are fine, be creative!
→ MI JEFE ES TU JEFE
Because Obama's approval rating is actually higher in Britain than his own country, I would like a fic where England flirts with/makes a pass at President Obama, while Alfred watches jealously.
...I'm so sorry, Mr. President.
→ IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COURTSHIP FUMBLES YOU
Russia/Poland: Misunderstanding
inspired by this article: http://wyborcza.pl/1,86871,6445605,Sikorski__Russia_in_Nato__Why_Not.html
Polish officials make hints about the possibility of Russia joining NATO. Russia takes these words for a sign of Poland's secret desire to be one with him. Ivan is sincerely touched and trying to provoke Feliks to express these "true feelings".
Kink: clumsy courtship
Without violence, abuse, rape, etc., please.
Humor is preferable.
→ THE FIRST RULE OF--
fight club crossover: america is canada's alter ego
cracky or serious, i don't mind :)
→ RUM AND VODKA... WITH COMMUNISM
A friendship/bromance/camaraderie/smut/romance/UST/what have you between Cuba and Russia. Basically, just have the two of them interacting, preferably drunkenly on their respective favorite alcoholic drinks. I'd particularly like to see Cuba trying to persuade Russia to try a mojito or at least a martini for god's sake...
→ REVERSE PSYCHOLOGERMANIA
Rome/Germania with Germania breaking Rome's brain during their 'special cuddles' when he actually acts like he's enjoying it (he re/acts in a loving and soft fashion, doesn't hit Rome at all during it, doesn't insult him and all that jazz), when Rome's complaining pushes him over the edge.
Bonus: Rome comments that pleasant!Germania is terrifying.
→ TL;DR SEE LINK FOR MORE
Germany trying to woo England/Arthur by acting like a jerk. (And finally, succeeding)
→ 2! 4! 6! 8! KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL
Oh God, I'd promised myself I'd stay away from this, BUT I JUST CAN'T LEAVE IT BE.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EuroBasket_1935 ===> Latvia kicks ass. Bonus: Russia cheers him on with pom poms and a pink cheerleader's outfit.
→ APRIL MAPLE
Prussia/Canada, maple syrup In honor of the April Fools Blog and Prussia's sudden discovery of the awesome that is Canada's maple syrup, how about Prussia gives him a little payback. ^_~
→ FRANCE IS AN OPPORTUNIST
So, anybody remember this strip? Yeah, anon wants a continuation. Italy responds with 'yes', sexings ensue. Italy is all innocent and 'this feels a bit wierd, France nii-chan' and France is all pedo and possesive of him and kinda scaryface like Russia but in a slightly different way.
Yeah, this is a bit of a creepy request. And specific.
→ HETALIA COOKING CHALLENGE
Anon would like to see a Food Network Challenge/Chopped/Iron Chef style cooking challenge amongst the Hetalia nations. I'd love to see England, France, Italy, Japan, US, and Germany at the least. There doesn't have to be some sort of secret ingredient challenge unless you want.
Bonus: England gets kicked/his food is completely reamed in the first round.
Bonus2: GORDON RAMSEY IS A JUDGE
→ ANAL-RETENTIVE DOESN'T WORK TOO WELL IN BED
Germany/N.Italy - clumsy sex.
Germany takes the initiative, but is so stressed about doing everything ~*PERFECTLY*~ that he ends up making a fool of himself.
→ EASTERN BLOC EXPANDS HORIZONS
No linkfest this time, but I'd like to request an Eastern bloc country and a... non-Eastern bloc country (totally blanking on what you'd call that, sorry) getting it on. Make it rushed and cramped, please--angst is optional.
(Anon would prefer that it weren't Russia and/or America, incidentally, but feel free to write whoever you want.)
→ OOPS, HONG KONG HAPPENED
England and China sitting down with Hong-Kong and having a... "talk" about their situation. Inadvertently one of them lets it slip that Hong-Kong was an accident while they were high. TEEN-ANGST AHOY.
→ OPERATION GET ARTHUR OUT OF THE KITCHEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
We've had fics about Arthur and Francis being the parents of Alfred and Canada, but I haven't had enough of Arthur's position in all this.
I would love a Arthur/Francis fic in which Francis tries to seduce his lovely "wife", who's busy doing the laundry, cooking and keeping an eye on the kids. Smut is encouraged ~
Bonus: Being caught by the teens (Matt & Alf') after sex, still naked
→ HAPPINESS IS A WARM CREPE
Prussia/Canada
Pancakes with maple syrup.
→ I'M ARTHUR. ARTHUR BOND.
This is actually an art request, but if anyone can actually convert this into fic, that'd be awesome too.
James Bond!Arthur and Bondgirl!Alfred. PLEASE. I just need this, haha.
→ IT'S HOPELESS, ALFRED
America goes backpacking across Europe and tries (to little success) to convince the nations he meets along the way that he's actually Canada.
B: It'd be nice to see him visit a wide variety of countries, each done as a little vignette, but please take the request however you like!
→ NICE FAILBOAT
Estonia/Ukraine: conversation turns to Lithuania's crush on Belarus, but it soon becomes evident that Estonia's in the same motherfucking boat.
→ PRUSSIA GAVE FANDOM A FOOT FETISH
UK/US. America kissing/biting/licking England's feet (not being forced to, mind). England, of course, finds it incredibly arousing.
Bonus if it ends up with England snapping and topping the fuck out of America.
Bonus bonus if that's what America wanted all along (because seme!England is hot), but I'm happy with just the first part if anon can't quite use the bonuses~.
→ HE'S SEEING THINGS AGAIN
ENGLAND AND THE DAEMONS
→ SO, HIGH AND HOMELESS, EH
I'm sure I've read a Stoner!Canada fic somewhere before, and it was pretty freaking epic. SO my request is, Hobo!Alfred x Stoner!Mathew.
Bonus points for having Ivan be the cause of Alfred's homelessness.
→ TYING D' KNOT
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/01/sweden.samesex/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
Su-san is ready to propose to Finland and make it legal. =D
FILL OFFERS
→ Russia/Prussia, humiliation of East Germany by the USSR
→ U.S./Warren G. Harding, bloviating
→ Dysfunctional Germanic family fluff
→ Prussia/Anyone, kissing Prussia's boots for entry into his blog
→ Fight Club crossover, America is Canada's alter ego
→ Russia for corset-lacing
→ Russia/U.S., Russia conquering and forcing America to live with him
→ England/U.S., accidental Vegas wedding
(PLEASE NOTE)
• All tags reflect only the fills listed in each post.
If anything has been missed, mangled, or misrepresented, please feel free to comment with corrections.
→ ENVIOUS 6/6 [Russia-Baltics]
Baltic threesome with Russia watching and getting off to it.
→ FATHER FIGURE 8/8 [Canada/Fem!U.S.]
Matthew is the doting father to Alice's up-and-coming baby.
→ WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 7/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.
→ UNTITLED 3/? [France/England]
Accompaniment to previous art fill; England gets laced in a corset (and more) by France.
→ THE SCENT OF POWER 1/? [Austria/Prussia]
Austria drugs and kidnaps Prussia to teach him a lesson or two.
→ TARTAN [England, U.S.]
Bulimia follow-up; Alfred caught in the act of purging.
→ LEARNING LOVE 2/? [Russia/Lithuania]
Stockholm Syndrome s2.; their relationship, from the beginning.
→ PLEASE, SIR? 1/? [England/Hong Kong]
Hong Kong's training to become a 'proper gentleman'.
→ ART FILL [Canada]
Canada in the Cirque du Soleil.
→ VISITATION 4/4 [Finland/Sweden]
Sweden and Finland catch up after Finland's independence; Sweden now somewhat wary of Finland.
→ UNTITLED [Germany/France]
1963 - Élysée Treaty: cementing an alliance and... a betrothal?(!)
→ EXPERIENCE IS BETTER THAN PAPER 2/? [France/England, Sealand]
Sealand gets into England's magazines; France decides an educational demonstration is in order.
→ CROATOAN 14/? [England/U.S.]
England saves America from the fairies!
→ METAMORPHOSIS 7/7 [U.S./California]
Part of the U.S./State(s) prompt: California.
→ PROFESSIONAL HELP 1/? [Freud/Germany]
Germany and his wurst issues meet the father of psychology.
→ ART FILL [France]
France, Gankutsuou-style.
→ THAT'S JUST SICK 4/4 [England/Hungary]
Heterosexual sex in the missionary position!
→ GORDIAN KNOT 3/3 [Turkey/Greece]
Power struggle with asphyxia.
→ BLOVIATE ME 4/4 [U.S./Warren G. Harding]
To bloviate: to orate verbosely and windily.
REQUESTS
→ MIRROR IMAGE SILESIA
Prussia/Silesia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silesia
B: DP with Austria.
Human names preferred, Silesia should go by the name Lukas, have really, really dark hair, green eyes. Aka: exact opposite color scheme of Prussia. Yes, green is the opposite of red.
→ TWO WIVES
Anon would like some SuFin... but where they're both girls. Fluffy, smutty, it doesn't matter. Just as long as they're a couple really.
→ ENGRISH MENU CHALLENGE
U.S./China: Chinese anon was tickled to find this wonderful Engrish menu with items like "Every form rape",“Strange Flavour of inside Freasure” and "Cowboy leg beautiful pole"
http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/
US runs up a tab at Yao's restaurant that he can't afford to pay.Explicit NCS sex with inspiration taken from the menu posted.
→ FUN IN THE SUN
Inspired by PrussiaBlog: USA/Seychelles
Sex on the beach! Make it saucy (and MoreSexuallyExperiencedThanUSA!Seychelles, haha)
→ I WILL MAKE YOU CRY 'DELICIOUS!'
UK/USA (in that order pls)
America makes fun of England's culinary skills (or rather, lack thereof) one too many times.
Pissed off England ties America down and force feeds him his cooking, America does NOT like the food but DOES get turned on by the rough treatment... And proceeds to seduce England. England approves.
Bonus: If America ends up bleeding somehow
Bonus2: The word 'scone' used as an innuendo.
→ APRIL FOOLS INTERNATIONAL
I want Nations responding to famous International April Fool's day Pranks. You can pick a famous one of choice, or hell, make one up.
Examples: Swiss Spegetti Harvest, Kremvax, The Derbeyshire Faery, Big Ben going Digital, The Danes wanting to paint all dogs White, PHD's exempt from China's one child policy, Weeping Lenin, and the Eiffle tower moving.
Lots of Nations? Lots of Fills? WOO!
→ NOT JUST BIG-BONED
America can't be the only one with an eating disorder here, right? I want some Russia with an eating disorder, except in his case, it's just compulsive over-eating. I want it with extra helpings of angst, plz.
Smut is not required, but if you can squeeze it in, it's be lovely.
→ THE ENGLISH PARTING
subject line: Uk/HK consented angst
comment box: saying goodbye before returning Hongkong to China
Clarification: Consensual sex with angst
→ INTERNATIONAL COSPLAY
For a costume party, a bunch of Nations decide to get together and dress like characters who are their nationality that were created in another country.
For example, we could have Germany as Asuka Langley Shoryuu (Japanese, from Neon Genesis Evangelion), England as Austin Powers (American, from the Austin Powers movies), America as Luke (French/Belgian, from the Lucky Luke comics), etc...
Choose whatever you like as long as it fits the criteria, guys dressing as girls and girls dressing as guys are fine, be creative!
→ MI JEFE ES TU JEFE
Because Obama's approval rating is actually higher in Britain than his own country, I would like a fic where England flirts with/makes a pass at President Obama, while Alfred watches jealously.
...I'm so sorry, Mr. President.
→ IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COURTSHIP FUMBLES YOU
Russia/Poland: Misunderstanding
inspired by this article: http://wyborcza.pl/1,86871,6445605,Sikorski__Russia_in_Nato__Why_Not.html
Polish officials make hints about the possibility of Russia joining NATO. Russia takes these words for a sign of Poland's secret desire to be one with him. Ivan is sincerely touched and trying to provoke Feliks to express these "true feelings".
Kink: clumsy courtship
Without violence, abuse, rape, etc., please.
Humor is preferable.
→ THE FIRST RULE OF--
fight club crossover: america is canada's alter ego
cracky or serious, i don't mind :)
→ RUM AND VODKA... WITH COMMUNISM
A friendship/bromance/camaraderie/smut/romance/UST/what have you between Cuba and Russia. Basically, just have the two of them interacting, preferably drunkenly on their respective favorite alcoholic drinks. I'd particularly like to see Cuba trying to persuade Russia to try a mojito or at least a martini for god's sake...
→ REVERSE PSYCHOLOGERMANIA
Rome/Germania with Germania breaking Rome's brain during their 'special cuddles' when he actually acts like he's enjoying it (he re/acts in a loving and soft fashion, doesn't hit Rome at all during it, doesn't insult him and all that jazz), when Rome's complaining pushes him over the edge.
Bonus: Rome comments that pleasant!Germania is terrifying.
→ TL;DR SEE LINK FOR MORE
Germany trying to woo England/Arthur by acting like a jerk. (And finally, succeeding)
→ 2! 4! 6! 8! KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL
Oh God, I'd promised myself I'd stay away from this, BUT I JUST CAN'T LEAVE IT BE.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EuroBasket_1935 ===> Latvia kicks ass. Bonus: Russia cheers him on with pom poms and a pink cheerleader's outfit.
→ APRIL MAPLE
Prussia/Canada, maple syrup In honor of the April Fools Blog and Prussia's sudden discovery of the awesome that is Canada's maple syrup, how about Prussia gives him a little payback. ^_~
→ FRANCE IS AN OPPORTUNIST
So, anybody remember this strip? Yeah, anon wants a continuation. Italy responds with 'yes', sexings ensue. Italy is all innocent and 'this feels a bit wierd, France nii-chan' and France is all pedo and possesive of him and kinda scaryface like Russia but in a slightly different way.
Yeah, this is a bit of a creepy request. And specific.
→ HETALIA COOKING CHALLENGE
Anon would like to see a Food Network Challenge/Chopped/Iron Chef style cooking challenge amongst the Hetalia nations. I'd love to see England, France, Italy, Japan, US, and Germany at the least. There doesn't have to be some sort of secret ingredient challenge unless you want.
Bonus: England gets kicked/his food is completely reamed in the first round.
Bonus2: GORDON RAMSEY IS A JUDGE
→ ANAL-RETENTIVE DOESN'T WORK TOO WELL IN BED
Germany/N.Italy - clumsy sex.
Germany takes the initiative, but is so stressed about doing everything ~*PERFECTLY*~ that he ends up making a fool of himself.
→ EASTERN BLOC EXPANDS HORIZONS
No linkfest this time, but I'd like to request an Eastern bloc country and a... non-Eastern bloc country (totally blanking on what you'd call that, sorry) getting it on. Make it rushed and cramped, please--angst is optional.
(Anon would prefer that it weren't Russia and/or America, incidentally, but feel free to write whoever you want.)
→ OOPS, HONG KONG HAPPENED
England and China sitting down with Hong-Kong and having a... "talk" about their situation. Inadvertently one of them lets it slip that Hong-Kong was an accident while they were high. TEEN-ANGST AHOY.
→ OPERATION GET ARTHUR OUT OF THE KITCHEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
We've had fics about Arthur and Francis being the parents of Alfred and Canada, but I haven't had enough of Arthur's position in all this.
I would love a Arthur/Francis fic in which Francis tries to seduce his lovely "wife", who's busy doing the laundry, cooking and keeping an eye on the kids. Smut is encouraged ~
Bonus: Being caught by the teens (Matt & Alf') after sex, still naked
→ HAPPINESS IS A WARM CREPE
Prussia/Canada
Pancakes with maple syrup.
→ I'M ARTHUR. ARTHUR BOND.
This is actually an art request, but if anyone can actually convert this into fic, that'd be awesome too.
James Bond!Arthur and Bondgirl!Alfred. PLEASE. I just need this, haha.
→ IT'S HOPELESS, ALFRED
America goes backpacking across Europe and tries (to little success) to convince the nations he meets along the way that he's actually Canada.
B: It'd be nice to see him visit a wide variety of countries, each done as a little vignette, but please take the request however you like!
→ NICE FAILBOAT
Estonia/Ukraine: conversation turns to Lithuania's crush on Belarus, but it soon becomes evident that Estonia's in the same motherfucking boat.
→ PRUSSIA GAVE FANDOM A FOOT FETISH
UK/US. America kissing/biting/licking England's feet (not being forced to, mind). England, of course, finds it incredibly arousing.
Bonus if it ends up with England snapping and topping the fuck out of America.
Bonus bonus if that's what America wanted all along (because seme!England is hot), but I'm happy with just the first part if anon can't quite use the bonuses~.
→ HE'S SEEING THINGS AGAIN
ENGLAND AND THE DAEMONS
→ SO, HIGH AND HOMELESS, EH
I'm sure I've read a Stoner!Canada fic somewhere before, and it was pretty freaking epic. SO my request is, Hobo!Alfred x Stoner!Mathew.
Bonus points for having Ivan be the cause of Alfred's homelessness.
→ TYING D' KNOT
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/01/sweden.samesex/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
Su-san is ready to propose to Finland and make it legal. =D
FILL OFFERS
→ Russia/Prussia, humiliation of East Germany by the USSR
→ U.S./Warren G. Harding, bloviating
→ Dysfunctional Germanic family fluff
→ Prussia/Anyone, kissing Prussia's boots for entry into his blog
→ Fight Club crossover, America is Canada's alter ego
→ Russia for corset-lacing
→ Russia/U.S., Russia conquering and forcing America to live with him
→ England/U.S., accidental Vegas wedding
(PLEASE NOTE)
• All tags reflect only the fills listed in each post.
If anything has been missed, mangled, or misrepresented, please feel free to comment with corrections.