Nicccce....
I don't get paid NEARLY enough for what I do, but I have no degree and only a few years of experience, so they get me on the cheap. On occasion I get perks to keep me happy, instead of a raise. I have my own office with a window (view of the 405/55 interchange), a mini-fridge, and now they're giving me a new computer with dual monitors, so I can better do 13 things at once for them. Someone is coming in over the weekend to hook up me and a co-worker, who's getting the same upgrade setup, so it should be there shining in the florescent light waiting for me on Monday morning.
Screw it, I'm going to Vegas this weekend.
Screw it, I'm going to Vegas this weekend.