Quick update
Tonight is poker night! Get on it.
Tomorrow night we're going to see the Braves. 7pm, $8, buy one get one tickets.
I got a new camera! And am very excited.
But sadly, I saw the funniest thing of my entire life on Sat. night and couldn't take pictures. Why? Because it was in a strip club. Jeremy got the most entertaining lap dance from my new best friend, Yushiko, or Aiko "the adorable Japanese stripper". She then gave me money to tip her pretty homely best stripper friend and held my hand all night. A perfect cinco de mayo. I also overheard strippers crying in the bathroom saying "You can say whatever shit you want about me, just don't fuck with my money". Yeow. You're a hardcore stripper when that shit comes out of your mouth.
Oh, and has anyone tried enviga? That shit cracks me out so awesome. And it takes like wonderful.
AND Paris Hilton is in jail?!?! Today just keeps getting better!!
Tomorrow night we're going to see the Braves. 7pm, $8, buy one get one tickets.
I got a new camera! And am very excited.
But sadly, I saw the funniest thing of my entire life on Sat. night and couldn't take pictures. Why? Because it was in a strip club. Jeremy got the most entertaining lap dance from my new best friend, Yushiko, or Aiko "the adorable Japanese stripper". She then gave me money to tip her pretty homely best stripper friend and held my hand all night. A perfect cinco de mayo. I also overheard strippers crying in the bathroom saying "You can say whatever shit you want about me, just don't fuck with my money". Yeow. You're a hardcore stripper when that shit comes out of your mouth.
Oh, and has anyone tried enviga? That shit cracks me out so awesome. And it takes like wonderful.
AND Paris Hilton is in jail?!?! Today just keeps getting better!!