Jun 22, 2005 15:33
...But you all know you love it! Anyway, I've got work at 5....I hate work. I don't take money out of my bank account, so I don't see a dime for my efforts. I should show up drunk... though they have suspicions already. Meh, It's not hard work, it's just that whenever I have work, I never feel like doing anything that whole day. I want to buy Fight Club, so if anyone sees it for sale on DVD, Tell your old Pal Aphex... Pulp Fiction as well. If I get in a fight with a customer tonight, I'll write about it, so you can all share in my glory.
"Do you sell guns?"
"No"
"That's stupid"
*Punches a customer in the face*
"What was that for?"
"Shut Up, that's what!"