This holiday never fails to impress me with its ridiculousness. I hope you realize you're all flirting with diabetes when you indulge a holiday designed around meaningless affection and chocolate.
[OOC: Forward-dated to when it's not Stupid O'Clock. First threads reserved for Link and Tsuzuki -- I forget the logistics of post order already, but y'all can figure it out I'm going to bed. XD Tags in the morning!]