CROSSOVERS OF DOOOOOOOOOM
Excuse me for a moment while my mind RUNS RAMPANT with EXCRUCIATING PLOT BUNNIES that cross over CSI AND SGA because JOE FLAN AND JORJA FOX were in the SAME SCENE TOGETHER on ER!!! Oh, and Gloria Reuben, but I don't CARE ABOUT HER.
Oh, god. And there's Greg, flirting with John, and Nicky and Rodney getting insanely jealous. THAT'S ALL I WANT, REALLY. THAT, RIGHT THERE.
OH. AND. TRADERS AIRED IN CANADA OPPOSITE ER, SO, POTENTIALLY, DAVID HEWLETT AND JOE FLAN MAY HAVE BEEN ON TV AT THE VERY SAME MOMENT ON TWO DIFFERENT SHOWS.
*flails like a flailing thing*
ETA: Did you know that every episode of CSI: Miami I've ever seen has had one of the CSIs in mortal danger? Obviously, this is the formula needed to get people to tune in, week after week, and subject themselves to David Caruso. Possibly in the hope that it will be him in danger, and no one will care and he'll DIE.
In other words, I'm watching 'Slow Burn' to see the pretty, pretty Joe Flan, and ZOMG DOUG HUTCHISON?? FOR SRS????
Now, Squeeze is on Atlantis!! Mulder and Scully discover the SGC!! The Asgard get revenge for every gray the American government killed!!!!
ETA2: GOD. GOD. THIS IS THE WORST SCRIPT EVER. IT'S NOT EVEN DAVID CARUSO. IT'S, LIKE, EVERY LINE.
THEY SERIOUSLY TREAT THE VIEWERS LIKE THEY'RE STUPID OR SOMETHING. ALSO, EVERYTHING IS SO CHEESY I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE SOME WINE.
HOLY. MOTHER. OF GOD.
Okay, okay. So, like, crazy dog barking, banging around in a truck? "It's okay, it's only a dog." LIKE THE BARKING DIDN'T TIP ME OFF? OR HOW ABOUT WHEN IT PRACTICALLY LUNGED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND I SAW IT? Emily Procter should SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE. GOD.
And then, there's this body? And the face is covered in burns and blisters and it looks more like bacon than skin, and the cop is all like, "She looks about 25," and Caruso's all, "That would be my guess," and I'm like, "DUDE, SHE DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING FACE. HOW THE FUCKING FUCK COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT?????"
Oh, god. And there's Greg, flirting with John, and Nicky and Rodney getting insanely jealous. THAT'S ALL I WANT, REALLY. THAT, RIGHT THERE.
OH. AND. TRADERS AIRED IN CANADA OPPOSITE ER, SO, POTENTIALLY, DAVID HEWLETT AND JOE FLAN MAY HAVE BEEN ON TV AT THE VERY SAME MOMENT ON TWO DIFFERENT SHOWS.
*flails like a flailing thing*
ETA: Did you know that every episode of CSI: Miami I've ever seen has had one of the CSIs in mortal danger? Obviously, this is the formula needed to get people to tune in, week after week, and subject themselves to David Caruso. Possibly in the hope that it will be him in danger, and no one will care and he'll DIE.
In other words, I'm watching 'Slow Burn' to see the pretty, pretty Joe Flan, and ZOMG DOUG HUTCHISON?? FOR SRS????
Now, Squeeze is on Atlantis!! Mulder and Scully discover the SGC!! The Asgard get revenge for every gray the American government killed!!!!
ETA2: GOD. GOD. THIS IS THE WORST SCRIPT EVER. IT'S NOT EVEN DAVID CARUSO. IT'S, LIKE, EVERY LINE.
THEY SERIOUSLY TREAT THE VIEWERS LIKE THEY'RE STUPID OR SOMETHING. ALSO, EVERYTHING IS SO CHEESY I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE SOME WINE.
HOLY. MOTHER. OF GOD.
Okay, okay. So, like, crazy dog barking, banging around in a truck? "It's okay, it's only a dog." LIKE THE BARKING DIDN'T TIP ME OFF? OR HOW ABOUT WHEN IT PRACTICALLY LUNGED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND I SAW IT? Emily Procter should SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE. GOD.
And then, there's this body? And the face is covered in burns and blisters and it looks more like bacon than skin, and the cop is all like, "She looks about 25," and Caruso's all, "That would be my guess," and I'm like, "DUDE, SHE DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING FACE. HOW THE FUCKING FUCK COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT?????"