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Holy. Fuck. I'm going to die here. SO HOT. It's actually about 10 degrees hotter in the apartment than it is outside. Also, someone stole our bucket of irises (Dad is not going to be pleased about losing his bucket).
Also also, my cat got high on catnip and was totally fucked for about half an hour. Dudes, she HISSED AT ME. She's never done that before! So I took it away from the little stoner, and that was that.
Also also also, I'm going to Folk Fest next Saturday with my dad and brother, and it shall be GRAND because we'll see Neko Case, The Cottars and The Wailin' Jennies. Jennys. Hm.
There's a cat outside. Hm. I SHALL KIDNAP IT AND PET IT AND CALL IT MY SQUISHY. Or maybe I won't - Rory is eyeing me like I'm going to abandon her OH NOES.
NEVER, MY PRECIOUS FURBALL, NEVER!!
Dear Life,
If you could please give up the broom and Swiffer you have confiscated, I would truly appreciate it. Also, if it's not too much to ask, the missing box of books and the mother fucking DIGITAL CAMERA would be nice to have back, too.
No love at all,
Michelle
Also also, my cat got high on catnip and was totally fucked for about half an hour. Dudes, she HISSED AT ME. She's never done that before! So I took it away from the little stoner, and that was that.
Also also also, I'm going to Folk Fest next Saturday with my dad and brother, and it shall be GRAND because we'll see Neko Case, The Cottars and The Wailin' Jennies. Jennys. Hm.
There's a cat outside. Hm. I SHALL KIDNAP IT AND PET IT AND CALL IT MY SQUISHY. Or maybe I won't - Rory is eyeing me like I'm going to abandon her OH NOES.
NEVER, MY PRECIOUS FURBALL, NEVER!!
Dear Life,
If you could please give up the broom and Swiffer you have confiscated, I would truly appreciate it. Also, if it's not too much to ask, the missing box of books and the mother fucking DIGITAL CAMERA would be nice to have back, too.
No love at all,
Michelle