Run Away, Run Away
*boggles* ithurtsmybrain has 576. Andrew (BtVS)/Satan (Paradise Lost) as one of their pairings.
So, what?:
"Better to reign in the Hellmouth, than serve the Slayer...
So Warren spake, and to him Andrew
Thus Answer'd. Hey, I'd like to serve the Slayer. She's hot.
*Insert a lot of blank verse involving the Trio's discomfiture and defeat wherein Warren is identified as Satan and totally hot evil incarnate*
...
And dragged in chaines down to the depths
Of Hell. Through all his realme, & there
Confounded leave the two. And Andrew spake
To Jonathan, of Satan, the destroyer, thus.
He promised we'd rule together, but he lied,
Satan never really loved, hangingoutwithus."
Or, well, not, as the case may be. *is thoroughly and righteously smote by Milton (possibly for comma abuse)*
In other fanfic news, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook Multi-Fandom Fic Challenge, looks amusing if anyone's interested, and hasn't seen it already. (I probably won't do it - my writing is at an all-time non-existent.)
So, what?:
"Better to reign in the Hellmouth, than serve the Slayer...
So Warren spake, and to him Andrew
Thus Answer'd. Hey, I'd like to serve the Slayer. She's hot.
*Insert a lot of blank verse involving the Trio's discomfiture and defeat wherein Warren is identified as Satan and totally hot evil incarnate*
...
And dragged in chaines down to the depths
Of Hell. Through all his realme, & there
Confounded leave the two. And Andrew spake
To Jonathan, of Satan, the destroyer, thus.
He promised we'd rule together, but he lied,
Satan never really loved, hangingoutwithus."
Or, well, not, as the case may be. *is thoroughly and righteously smote by Milton (possibly for comma abuse)*
In other fanfic news, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook Multi-Fandom Fic Challenge, looks amusing if anyone's interested, and hasn't seen it already. (I probably won't do it - my writing is at an all-time non-existent.)