The Shag Marry Kill Meme

[aphdrmod]

This is a meme that's I'm sure everyone has done elsewhere in some form or another.  But just in case I'll give you a refresher.

The Shag Marry Kill Meme

step 1 - Post with you character!

step 2 - Respond to other characters declaring one of those three options; ie 'I'd tap that' 'I'd marry you' or 'I'd throw you off a cliff into shark infested water

Comments

Ffff I shouldn't post no one knows me XD

[mysterycross]

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[kontrkul_tura]

Do I need to know you to shag you?

I think not.

Shag.

Oh god lol XD

[mysterycross]

... {Staaaaaare. He is not amused.}

[kontrkul_tura]

[Have a staaaaaare back. He's not joking.]

[mysterycross]

...Why.

[kontrkul_tura]

Why not~?

I think you would be great under me.

[mysterycross]

You forgot to take into account that you're Russia.
And I don't particularly like you.

{Blunt and to the point.}

[kontrkul_tura]

You forget to include important point;

I am not giving a fuck.

Do I have to pay you? You do not look like whore.

[mysterycross]

I'm no whore, so don't treat me like one.

{Yea, he's walking away now.}

[kontrkul_tura]

You obviously have no taste also.

[He'll let you walk away. For now. He'll get you when you least suspect it, like when you're sleeping.]