If you step into some of the hallways in HQ, you will see a most peculiar site. A miniature
Roman aqueduct, constructed entirely out of legos, with the channel itself open on top and waterproofed with melted crayon wax. Water is running through the aqueduct. If you follow it upstream, it will lead to a bathroom, where the mouth of it is catching the spray of a showerhead turned on full blast. If you follow the aqueduct downstream, it winds through the residential areas to
romaeuntdomus's room, which HQ helpfully unlocked for him, and which is now being flooded with cold water.
Roma himself is munching on a cheese pastry in a nearby kitchen and feeling somewhat better about the world. Who needed to be friends with mean, silly barbarians, anyway? He was awesome!