С ДНЁМ РОЖДЕНИЯ! (Happy birthday!)

[originalmilf]

[In one of the bigger rooms, Ivanna has set up a big table with a nice long red table cloth and it's piled with good delicious food, as well as canapes and other party foods.]

[On a smaller table is a nice big cake to one side (she would have made a pie, but she wants everyone in HQ to have some), and the other side labeled "Presents."]

[Of course

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I will give you a canon male version later, I swear.

[fujoshi_sun]

[It's her birthday today and there are brothers here...]

Is this for me?

♥ It's all cool.

[fickleultimatum]

[Russia looks up at Ukraine, smiling brightly for once, and comes over to give her a bouquet of flowers.]

Happy birthday sestra.

[fujoshi_sun]

[She accepts the flowers with a big smile.]

Thank you, brother!

pfft even though you don't get on (it seems) ... Yeah.

[marrymesister]

...

[He moves towards you, standing in front of you with a slightly judgemental face...]

Re: pfft even though you don't get on (it seems) ... Yeah.

[marrymesister]

[... Before giving you a hug, though it's awkward- because since he's got here you've done little but argue. He loves you really though.]

S Dnem Rozhdeniya sestrenka

Well, you know whose fault that is. XD

[fujoshi_sun]

[Oh... She's surprised at first but recovers quickly and hugs you back.]

Thank you, brother.

[She won't comment on being called 'little sister'.]

Yeah, but I forgive you~ jk jk

[marrymesister]

[... You're shorter than him. It totally has nothing to do with being obsessed over Natalia anything other than height. At all.]

Have bought you something for your birthday sestra.

[Pulls out a few yaoi books that he managed to pick up from the anime room as well as a bag which contains this.]

[fujoshi_sun]

[Everyone is. It's what happens when you have the biggest landmass in the world. ...She knows that with you, almost everything goes back to sister in some way.]

Brother is very kind.

[She glances at the books, she'll read those later, before opening the bag.]

[...]

Ah... Very thoughtful.

[She honestly can't figure out what you expect her to do with it.]

[marrymesister]

[Wear it of course- that way sister will think it's a new fashion and wear hers without asking any questions.

It's so obvious, how could you not get that?!]

Da, spasibo for saying so.

[He's looking for a certain other precious little sister, holding an identical bag to the one he just gave you in his hands. In fact... He has a few- he's come prepared in case there are more than one Belarus around.]

Where is sestra? Is she not here?

[fujoshi_sun]

[Maybe because she's a bit too scarred to look good in it? Also because she thinks they would look better on men...]

I don't know, I haven't seen her lately.

[She's hoping those bags don't hold the same thing you've just given her.]

Is that her present?

[marrymesister]

[Scars add character, trust him he knows (somehow?) and NO. Just NO- He's had enough dress scares already, don't put that in his head... Although...

Male Belarus in one of these might be... interesting- and they are marriedunited...

Fufufu♥

Wait, back to the conversation.]

Da, is sestra's present- will look good on her, da? Especially with her soft skin and soft hair~~

[Don't mind him, he's having an internal dream sequence of his sweet little sister posing for him in said clothing.]

[fujoshi_sun]

[But not beauty. Trust her, she knows.

Male!Belarus, you say...? And united...

...How could you do that without letting her know? Brother, she is disappointed.]

Ah, maybe. Will have to get her to wear it first.

[Because the likelihood of that happening...]

[marrymesister]

[Oh sister, you are beautiful, not as beautiful as Natalia of course, but still beautiful despite your scars...

And, well, he's still a little skittish about telling either you or sister considering homosexuality is illegal back home things. Give him time. And vodka... Lots of vodka. Or tequila, that works too]

...

[Awww... You spoilt his plan! And it was such a good plan too.

Plan B.]

Nyet. You wear it first.

[GENIUS.]

[fujoshi_sun]

[This is her. She would never consider you being gay a *bad* thing.

...

She knows that this is part of some plan but it is a gift so...]

Once. Then will take it off.

[marrymesister]

[He doesn't know that, and just how would sister react, especially considering it's a 3-way union.

He smiles though, not just because you're doing what he tells you, but because you're at least using his gift at least once. He did try to find a good gift for you, he just... doesn't know you all that well apart from the fact you keep him away from his little sister- he knows little of your interests.]

Spasibo sestra- will get you something better next year.

[fujoshi_sun]

[A three-way... Even better. Sister would be happy for you too of course.

She doesn't really know him either, despite having spent centuries in his house. There had always been their different attitudes to sister keeping them at arms-length.]

Ah, is fine. Thank you, brother.

[She comes back in a moment, having changed quickly. She's kept her bra on because honestly, she can't live without it any more.]

Feels very odd.