Prelude to war

[warforsilesia]

Austria?

[She opens the music room door, looking around for her nation. He's not seated at the piano like she had expected, nor is there any sign that he's been in here today. She sighs faintly and tries to figure out where else he could be.

There were other music rooms, she supposes, although she'd always thought this one was his favourite. Perhaps

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[awesome_army]

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

[Give him just a moment. His impulse is snark.] Well, shit. [This was. . .how was he supposed to react? Well, she's Austria's ex-boss, so let's be agitated by her just like old times!]

[warforsilesia]

[So rude! She laughs slightly though, attempting to turn it into a joke.]

Yes, it was rather obvious, wasn't it? I was merely surprised, that was all.

I do not have the pleasure of your name though.

[awesome_army]

[That's our Prussia! Most of the time.]

Eh, well, most people are when they first get here. Or first have any weird experience here.

I'm The Awesome Kingdom Of Prussia, OF COURSE! [Grins widely. Because he's bad. Technically, he's not the Kingdom of Prussia anymore, but she didn't have to know that!]

[warforsilesia]

[...Oh. Oh. Well, this is something she'd never expected.]

Where is 'here'...?

...Prussia.

[awesome_army]

[No one expects such awesomeness in the flesh.]

HQ. You can't go home, but it ain't my fault!

Ja! The one and only! In normal cases.

[warforsilesia]

[She would hardly consider you 'awesome'.]

...Are you certain of that?

There can only be one of a country.

[And especially of you.]

[awesome_army]

[W-well her opinion doesn't matter, she's Asutrian and un-awesome!]

Are you calling me a liar!? I wouldn't say it if I wasn't! I've been here long enough to know that! [Well, sometimes you can leave, but you can't leave on your own free will, it just happens. But he won't tell her that.]

In NORMAL cases. This is FAR from a normal case!

[He's not sure if his multiples are awesome or if he wants to be the only one. So confusing.]

[warforsilesia]

[You mean refined and elegant, not Prussian and barbaric.]

How long is that...?

How does it differ?

[awesome_army]

[However you wanna word "boring and sissy"! At least you got Prussian right, although I think you meant "awesome" or "super strong" or "manly" or other words of the like.]

Uuuuh. . .that's complicated. [He was taken out for a while, after all, then was thrown back in at a time that his past self was still in. . .it was too complicated, he didn't know.]

Well, any place that can drag you from your own universe and time to a completely different one and do the same to a shitload of other people causing multiples of everyone to be in one place in a sort of crossroads of worlds isn't exactly what I'd call normal!

[warforsilesia]

[...Fine, she modelled her military reforms on the Prussian system. You're still uncultured and rude though.]

I suppose you have a point. [Even if it kills her to admit it.]

[awesome_army]

[AND Prussia made education mandatory and Austria followed his example! And I think you're mixing up your words again. But that's okay.]

Of course I do! [Logic. He can has it. Sometimes.] Anyways! You can't go home. Did I say that already? I think I did. Kesese, this place is awesome, though! Like me! [Sometimes it's awesome, anyway. Unlike himself.]

[warforsilesia]

[...Her political reforms were better. No, she isn't.]

Yes, you did. What makes it 'awesome'...?

[awesome_army]

[Whatever you say~]

Well, the food never runs out, we're allowed to do whatever we want, everything's free, there's a bar, there's an endless amount of shit to do, there's lots of cute Italians and animals and lots of everyone in general, and this place gets great internet service! It has it's downsides, but everyone's here, there's food and beer, and no rules or laws or anything, but it's peaceful somehow anyway.

[warforsilesia]

...It sounds like an unique place.

[awesome_army]

It is! Especially with everyone else here--with so many different worlds everyone is different somehow, so that makes everything here really. . .confusing, sometimes, but it's STILL awesome! Usually. Then there's the rooms that do stupid shit like make you tell the truth or make you wear something weird and not let you take it off and shit. . . .

[warforsilesia]

...They are able to do that?

[She's liking this place less and less.]