PANTS

[crazyknifeboy]

Anyone who was wandering through the main clothes room of HQ would find a rather odd sight: Belarus sitting in the middle of the room, with a pile of cargo pants on each side of him. One pair is resting inside out on his lap, and he's cutting the backs of the main pockets out of the pants. Once he finishes that, he flips the pants the right way out

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It was? That's a disappointment. D:

[littlebirdofice]

[Well, Russia is just walking by...and then spies male Belarus out from the corner of his eye. He gets that same shiver down his spine as he does when his sister is around. What could this possibly mean~? He's...a little afraid to ask, now.]

It goes WAY beyond disappointment. T_T

[crazyknifeboy]

[Sniff sinff. Brother sense is tingling. Halfway through cutting out a pocket his head jerks up and he takes a look around, spotting you. He immediately discards the pair, (he keeps the scissors though), and zips over to your side.]

Brother, do you need something? I would be happy to help.

Awwww. D8 *will stick to the anime, then*

[littlebirdofice]

[OH SHIT, it's a male version of his sister, alright! jfsdkfsj Why did he have to come here?! And the scissors in his hands.... Russia has a slightly nervous smile on his face, now.]

Ah...I do not need anything right now. Thank you for your concern. [The scissors....] ...Brother, what were you doing with the scissors a moment ago?

Yeah that's really the best course of action. Have you heard about Avatar: Legend of Korra?

[crazyknifeboy]

[If you run now his chase instinct will be triggered. At your question he tilts his head and glances quickly back at the piles of pants before he returns his attention to you.]

Oh, I was just making myself some pants. They don't come with knife holes, so I have to make them. [He's flipping the scissors around his index finger now. He's not trying to be threatening, he just isn't thinking about it.]

No, I haven't. What's that?

[littlebirdofice]

...I see. [He will not ask. That's just...trouble.] You are...Belarus, da?

[Russia just wants to make sure before he runs~.]

It's a new seires they're doing, and rumor has it it's going to be a next gen kind of thing.

[crazyknifeboy]

[You seem nervous. That's not good, he doesn't want to see you uncomfortable, so he reaches out and snatches your hand.]

Yes, I am. Is something wrong?

Ahhh, I see. Hm, have to see how good it is, then~.

[littlebirdofice]

[Pfft, that's the wrong thing to do to try and make Russia comfortable around Belarus. But that also ruined his chance of escaping, so he will have to think about a different approach to this.]

Nyet, nothing wrong. Just...unused to having a brother Belarus.

It can't posibly be worse than the movie.

[crazyknifeboy]

[If it stopped you from escaping, it was the correct thing to do.]

[He squeezes your hand it what is intended as a reassuring manner and smiles lightly.]

Yes seeing the opposite gendered people is a bit of a shock when it happens the first time.

I don't doubt that. D:

[littlebirdofice]

[Ohgods, but it isn't a death squeeze, so he relaxes...slightly. Russia will suppose that this one is okay so long as he doesn't go insane.]

Da, is very true. Is everyone in your world like that?

Sorry I had to go do errands.

[crazyknifeboy]

No. You are male, and Ukraine is female. I seem to be the only one outside of the norms. It was...interesting when I first met a female you.

Not a problem.

[littlebirdofice]

Interesting. Ah, should not be keeping you from your, ah, tailoring. [Best way to put cutting up pants.]

[crazyknifeboy]

Oh, it's no trouble really, I can always do that later. [His hand tightens around yours.]

[littlebirdofice]

[Crap. That's not a good sign.]

It would make me feel...guilty to distract you from this task.

[crazyknifeboy]

[Oh no, it sounds like you want to leave! D8

That means his grip is probably starting to get painful, and a note of panic has entered his voice.]

No, don't feel bad, you're far more important than pants.

[If that line doesn't prove he loves you, then nothing will.]

[littlebirdofice]

[Actually, it sounds rather awkward to him. OW, PAIN. Warning bells! Abort, abort, abort!]

That is kind of you to say, braht!

[He feels he needs a crowbar, now.]

[crazyknifeboy]

[Aaaaah! You're panicking he must be doing something wrong! He doesn't really know how to fix this though and just ends up in a bit of a panic himself. Which ends with him pulling you into a hug.]

It's true. You're more important than everything.

[I think you might need something a little stronger than that.]