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[brb_war]

*A US military copter flies low to the ground coming out of nowhere and hovers only a few feet off the ground while a single soldier jumps out decked out in full drab camo utility uniform, belts of ammo criss-crossing over his chest, and carrying a M16 rifle in his arms ready to shoot at a moment's notice. He crouches low as he runs from the copter

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[red_underthebed]

*lets out an inaudible groan. While Ivan has found his stay at HQ to be mostly enjoyable so far, it was also less than ideal for a number of reasons--six, to be exact. All of them are named Alfred.*

*horribly irritated and appalled* Where do you keep coming from?!

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Tch, what the hell are you talking about, Red?

[red_underthebed]

You! I am talking the hell about this obese capitalist before me, who pops out with the cursed regularity of dandelions in fields! Hideous pustules on a smallpox victim! Counter-revolutionaries in my Politburo! *hisses venomously at that--those were not good memories to bring up*

You are the sixth one, and I will ask you again. Where do you keep coming from?!

[brb_war]

Sixth one? Are you so pissed drunk that you're seeing more than just double, Russian?

[red_underthebed]

*bitterly* How it wish it were only doubles. No, I am quite sure there are six of you. I had tea with one of them a few days ago and tried to give a tattoo to a different one the week before. I have also tried killing another one multiple times, but to no avail...of course, creatures on the lower end of the evolutionary scale do tend to be remarkably resilient. *glares* I do not expect you to be much different.

Now that put that gun away. It'll be a bad influence on the youngest you.

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...

*Starts a low chuckle, then it slowly rises up to a full hearted laugh complete with side slapping.* Ahahahaaa!! *Wipes at a tear rolling down his dirt stained face as he tries to control himself*

O-oh Christ!! Hahaha!! I knew you were mad but you've seriously wigged out now! Where the fuck do you come up with all these Alfreds?? Gwahaha!

[red_underthebed]

...

I do not find this particularly funny, America-kun. *cold, cold stare. Somewhere, perhaps not-so-far away, General Winter is clapping and giving his Vanya an admiring look.*

There are six of you. *Mentally, he adds: "and there are only two of me", but Ivan quickly realizes that this is not something that he wants to tell Alfred who may be in the midst of the Cold War* They were like you, and wandered in here by accident. You really must keep a closer watch on your own experiments, America-kun.

[brb_war]

I've got no idea how or why there would be six of me running around. It makes no fuckin' sense even when stoned. I'm also not my country scientists' keeper.

[red_underthebed]

Oh yes. You've never been particularly developed in that area, have you? *smirks*

It makes sense because you are in HQ, America-kun. HQ is a unique place where the seemingly impossible can happen--bull stampedes, the appearance of ghosts, zombie invasions, clones and doppelgangers. Many things don't appear to make any sense at first, but there is definitely a logical, scientific explanation for everything that transpires here, probably. *a little desperately* Probably. But why are there so many of you? You?!

[brb_war]

HQ? From you description it sounds like some sort of twisted fairy tale. If you say there's an explanation for all this... I'd love to hear it.

[red_underthebed]

There is one, I am sure. I...simply have not found it yet.

*coughs* Well, where are you from, America-kun? Or should I say, "when"? *inspects Alfred's clothing closely* You are a bit more fashionable than you were in the 80s...are you from the 50s?

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What is up with everyone asking me what year it is? It's fucking '68.

[red_underthebed]

'68? 1968? *looks at the gun and camouflage outfit. Oh--so the rifle is for--that means--*

HAHAHAHA.

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[red_underthebed]

Give up, America-kun. Ly is not a girl to be trifled with.

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Hmph, that woman is going down. Even with your support there's no way she can against our assault. The Charlies are sloppy and never fight as a complete unit. Jus' a bunch of jungle dwelling' terrorists.

I've survived up to now, it ain't gonna be a problem for me to take on that woman to stop the spread of communism.

[red_underthebed]

Hahahaha. Hold fast to your delusions, America-kun--they will be all you have left when Ly is through with you. I will enjoy watching her gut you a second time.

You cannot stop the spread of progress, Alfred~